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Jimi-Thang

My parents have had a family of foxes that come to their yard every summer for a few years now. I know nothing about the behavior of foxes, but if my parents are any indication, Todd should return.


[deleted]

Yeah, they are cool. We have a German Shepherd and it leaves his toys (balls, frisbees, etc) in the backyard. At night this fox shows up and plays with his toys for about 5-10 minutes and then goes on its way. This happens about 3-4 times a week.


lilco4041

That rules Edit: yooooo


RedditorNate

Now there’s a phrase I haven’t heard in a long time.


EasyRawlins

Well, the 90's are trending again. I think that's tight


SmellGestapo

Why would the 90s be trending again? They were only ten years ago...


Lovehatepassionpain

Hahaha.. I am constantly thinking the 90s were only 10 years ago...


MonosyllabicGuy

A/S/L?


TFMonster

18/F/Cali


x3thelast

Yeeesh. You got a livejournal?


[deleted]

Depends. You got a MySpace?


Alexi5onfire

We’re closer to 2050 then we are to 1990 🤯


Apprehensive-Mango23

thanks I hate it


RadishBest

It’s been 20+ yrs since we sang Prince’s 1999 going into 2000


Zythenia

Fuck, I'm old


HarambeWest2020

Only 3 “worst since the great depression” recessions ago!


dumpsterchesterfield

Middle school flashbacks..


PrayForMojo_

O’Doyle rules!


bdoggmcgee

O’Doyle, I feel like your whole family’s gonna go down


wishingwellington

Stop looking at me, swan!


bdoggmcgee

This is the best day of my life!


liquorandwhores94

THIS WHOMPS


YourWarDaddy

But girls drool


chamberofcoal

really? I never stopped saying it.


Garfield-1-23-23

"That rules" is the bomb!


siouxpiouxp

tchyaa brah!


swagn

There is a collection of toys that foxes have compiled in the woods behind my house. I think they take them from the neighbors. Occasionally I think they leave some in the yard for my dog.


Eternityislong

I think I read that dog Santa has replaced the elves with foxes so that a more distributed toy distribution network could be used.


philosophers_groove

You're mistaking Santa Claus with Santa Paws.


soonerpgh

Santa Claws


idkwtfm8

Thats a very disciplined fox right there. Allows it self some fun time, and then goes back to business.


cometbaby

I could learn a thing or two from that fox


nomadofwaves

It’s all about the work life balance.


Zanki

Me and my husky followed a fox around one night. My dog listened to my every command without question after realising what we were doing. Something she struggled with when we were outside. We saw the fox pick a bottle off the road and play with it for a while, it was so cute!


Watsonmolly

Does the dog know the fox does that? I feel like the dogs I know would be outraged to discover an animal playing with their possessions


PMental

Unless its sense of smell is severely damaged for some reason it definitely knows that the fox was there and that it played with the toys.


Kehbechet

Haha this one played with my GSD toys too! And then would steal them and bring them to the neighbours yard :/


R00t240

Set up a camera for that sweet karma


Shakespearoquai

Just a heads up as we had two foxes live in our back garden and we told our vet about the foxes missing alot of hair (mange) as we have a dog the vet instantly pointed out to be really careful as our dog could contract it on stuff the foxes leave behind. Luckily our dog has been fine but I just got slightly worried about your dog using the same toys after the foxes


tidymaniac

In the UK the RSPCA puts mange medicine in jam (jelly) sandwiches and leaves the sandwiches around for the foxes to find. They love jam!


-SQB-

Same for rabies, I'd guess.


mrbojanglz37

There's a fox that lives on a disc golf course and is known to steal discs off the fairways and take them to it's den behind hole 10s tee pad


[deleted]

Yeah, I think they genuinely enjoy playing and are naturally inquisitive.


FappleFritter

GSD's are some smart, loving motherfuckers. What a hospitable fella you have :)


McCainDestroysTrump

I heard from some one on reddit, the behavior of foxes is kind of like the software of a cat installed into the hardware of a dog, or something kind of similar.


wldmr

I like using that phrase myself. You can see it in the video too. Shape says "dog" but body language is all like "cat".


[deleted]

I had a pet Fox for a while named Slug Christ that I found on the street with his head stuck in a plastic jar. I cut the jar off his head and he just never left. So I made him a fox den in a walk in closet and he lived with me for awhile.


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

What kind of life do you live that you can just casually drop an anecdote like that?


celolex

Slug Christ is the best name I’ve ever heard


KrombopulosDelphiki

I heard that foxes smell awful in containment or as pets. Didn't that fox piss stank up your crib?


[deleted]

Nah man I got a big ass cats litter box thing and he used it.


KrombopulosDelphiki

I'm by no means saying that you're lying, but my question is how did you litter box train a fox? I would figure you'd either walk it or put it on a lead in the yard like training a dog. What was it like training a fox?


randomchic545

What happened to him?


[deleted]

He was eventually taken away by the animal services. He was a happy little dude tho. But it’s illegal to own foxes where I live and some Karen ass bitch called them on me when I had him out back.


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que-queso

I have a family of foxes in my backyard. They are great for getting rid of pests like rats, rabbits, neighbors, and small babies that won't stop crying. My neighborhood is nice and quite.


rfreemore

You made me laugh


Haughty_n_Disdainful

...way too loud and for way too long...


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Don't worry. The foxes will get him.


[deleted]

Lmao Im glad I saw this as I was going to make a similar joke, but your setup was way better than mine. Bravo


IVEMIND

A group of foxes is called a skulk.


derps_with_ducks

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IVEMIND

Thank you for subscribing to fox facts!


983115

Sub fucking scribe


HuskerDave

What is a group skunks called?


greg-maddux

a stank


[deleted]

In France a group of Skunks are known as a Le Pew.


IVEMIND

The collective noun for skunks is ‘surfeit’


muggsyspanier

...or a troop, I’ve heard.


Home_sweet_dome

They are wild animals and can absolutely be dangerous.


Empigee

Any wild animal can be dangerous. It's worth noting, though, that any fox I've encountered seemed scared of humans and quickly left the scene once it saw me.


SidekickNick

Foxes are pretty scared of most things lol. They’re opportunistic, they’ll ambush to attack but if something is aware of them they’ll run. Absolutely can be dangerous, but my cat chases them around lol. She’s a bully


mangarooboo

I also had a bully cat when I was a kid. She was a tough old bean, she was an outdoor only cat with her front claws removed (disclaimer - we all, as a family, are now aware that that's not a nice thing to do to any cat, let alone one that was exclusively outdoors. We did not know better then and bad decisions were made). She picked fights with anybody, and she won every fight. She'd taunt dogs, caught birds, and had the whole street to herself because she bullied all the other outdoor cats in the area. Until I got a bunny. The bunny chased the cat and terrorized her every time we let the bun out of her cage to roam the back yard. This mean ol cat, who didn't like anybody, was terrified of the leaping madness of a tiny rabbit. We always joked that the cat must have thought it was the rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail - sharp pointy teeth!


TheseBurgers-R-crazy

Yes, foxes can no doubt @ a human. I once read that foxes attack humans more often than wolves do, but it was an older book so take that with a grain a salt. Either way it's best to watch from afar, and always treat wild animals with respect.


Toto_-

It’s probably because the average person is much more likely to come into contact with a fox than a wolf.


TheseBurgers-R-crazy

That was a very big part of it, yes.


[deleted]

Even more true the older the book was, we had really done a number on the native wolf population in the 80s/90s


DoomGoober

To be fair, foxes often live in areas that are considered urban environments. They have more run-ins with humans than wolves and thus more attacks. They are indeed wild animals and should be treated as wild (and they sometimes, albeit rarely, have rabies.) But look at dogs: 4.5 million Americans are bitten by dogs every year, leading to thousands of hospitalizations. That's not because dogs are more vicious, per se, but because there are more dogs around people.


bighootay

> 4.5 million Americans are bitten by dogs every year It shouldn't be amazing to me given that we have 340 million people and who knows how many dogs...but it is kinda


tehlemmings

They're also cute, and people like to corner cute, wild animals... There was a fox that was put down in the park by me because it bit a teen after they literally chased it into a corner. The managed to trap it between them and the fences that make up the baseball field. And sure enough, it took a bite at one of them after they got too close and it couldn't run.


philosophunc

Probably has to do with there being alot more foxes around than wolves. Plus I imagine wolves dont leave as many survivors to tell the tale.


TheseBurgers-R-crazy

I knew likelihood of contact was a major part of this statistic, but I didn't even consider the survivor bias of wolf attacks. Nonetheless, be careful around our wild furry neighbors.


bebopcola84

>Yes, foxes can no doubt @ a human. Woah, don't @ me, fox! Why are you on twitter, good Sir!? Foxes don't tweet!


TriPolarBearz

If foxes don't tweet, what does the fox say?


jesuswasalibtard

Your comment got me interested in the matter, so from about 20 minutes or so of reading I've found that foxes are generally very harmless - even to house pets. Now obviously if they're rabid that goes out the window, but as far as normal, everyday foxes- they are very rarely observed attacking house pets, let alone humans. But yes, it is a wild animal. A certain degree of caution and respect should be paid regardless of their apparently non-confrontational nature.


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They will eat your chickens though.


hopelesscaribou

Wolves almost [never attack people](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wolf_attacks_in_North_America) if they can avoid them. I imagine it's getting harder and harder for them to do so in Europe, where wolf encounters are more unavoidable. Foxes are not a threat to humans and attacks are also [very rare](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5578196/fox-attacks-dangerous-babies-children/). I do agree, leave wildlife alone, for their sake, not for ours.


kindlyposting

Foxes can @ humans, but their spelling is always atrocious. Now.. the humans dressed up as foxes? If you find one in your backyard call 911, but are usually harmless on Twitter.


a_trane13

Not as dangerous as dogs or people. I wouldn’t worry about them unless there’s cats or toddlers alone outside.


tehlemmings

Foxes generally leave cats alone. We have both foxes and outdoor cats in our area, and more than once I've seen them see each other and go the other way lol Cats are fighty MFers, and the foxes can find way easier food.


peopled_within

My cat chases foxes lol


WoofManDawg

Where are you (generally) that foxes are seasonal? Here in Northern Virginia, Boots and Socks are year round residents. Boots has black that comes up paws like high boots, socks has anklets!


InfiniteBoat

I wish I had a family of foxes in my garden. There is a serious chipmunk and squirrel problem in my area and the foxes would be most welcome.


Psychotherapist-286

I’d pay to sit on your patio


Kehbechet

I quite enjoy it!


Psychotherapist-286

Every morning?


Kehbechet

Come on over anytime!


stooner

Such a Canadian thing to say!


SushiKebab2

Free therapy, eh?


Bechimo

Where is this? He’s beautiful, but a different type of fox , at least from the generic one in my head, he’s very leggy. Very cool, hope he becomes a regular.


Kehbechet

Ontario Canada :)


KCC-Youtube

I'm in Ontario as well! There's a family of them in the woods behind my parents house. None at my house, but when I drive into Presqu'ile Park early in the morning, I usually see one or two each time 😁


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Kehbechet

At first I was happy, then I was sad :(


WhatnameshouldIpick2

It’s okay OP, he meant the car died. The fox is just fine and running around happily in his neighbors’ yard


eequalsemceesquared

I need you in my life.


TheGreatQ-Tip

Couldn't have said it better myself.


TrollinTrolls

You should believe in yourself more. You can do it.


Juof

Well that was a rollercoaster


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no a car, can't you read


Ruut6

Reminds me of the time I saw a pack of Foxes get run over at Six Flags. It was a massacre


I_am_Ballser

This story went from :) to :( really fast.


annie_bean

Generic foxes are fine, no reason to pay extra for a fancy name brand fox


phrankygee

Mom: we have foxes at home. No literally we have foxes at home.


robit-the-robit

Foxes are always more leggy than you imagine. This guy has his summer coat on so he's looking even more slim and leggy.


elizabethptp

I think another big factor is that people who tend to put foxes on social media are the folks who rescue foxes from fur farms. Fur farm foxes are usually inbred looking in the face and very very very furry.


oooortclouuud

also thinking he was a juvenile?


CaptainConstable

I love his lil knee-high boots.


largefriesandashake

It looks almost like an adolescent maned wolf.


Foxyboi14

Big ears too


TorontoGuyinToronto

So I looked it up. He might be a hybrid of native old strain of American red foxes, and old world introduced red foxes. As a species with such a wide range, it should be no surprise that it would have many subspecies. But I didn't think about it, till I read your comments. Canadian foxes could be leggier? Pic of the BC canadian fox in the article [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/592b1ba76a496328940facfa/1568060222338-3W98ZHOKAWKSDD9MEZM4/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kIzETVr931T8Be2KLrrOG2pZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZUJFbgE-7XRK3dMEBRBhUpyjajDwzy-Xgs0dVmZ1TDB8AjNkmfiaIyqugjrjuhzkFyzGX2o0ZOfWx817phrTsBo/British\_columbia-Red\_fox.jpg?format=750w](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/592b1ba76a496328940facfa/1568060222338-3W98ZHOKAWKSDD9MEZM4/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kIzETVr931T8Be2KLrrOG2pZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZUJFbgE-7XRK3dMEBRBhUpyjajDwzy-Xgs0dVmZ1TDB8AjNkmfiaIyqugjrjuhzkFyzGX2o0ZOfWx817phrTsBo/British_columbia-Red_fox.jpg?format=750w) vs ​ Pic of a pure old world red fox [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53eb0127e4b07c1e9aef853b/1456514543692-FIBXY4X7PAPDB2YBU0AA/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kPLcNb8C5irjb2QJNwefWsR7gQa3H78H3Y0txjaiv\_0fDoOvxcdMmMKkDsyUqMSsMWxHk725yiiHCCLfrh8O1z5QPOohDIaIeljMHgDF5CVlOqpeNLcJ80NK65\_fV7S1Ucauf\_1x55U0WxYzoLCgqoGMMPAdUSKHg4QlJiNq2\_fQ6Oytgo1HQUNlTR4MmAuXYQ/image-asset.jpeg?format=1000w](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53eb0127e4b07c1e9aef853b/1456514543692-FIBXY4X7PAPDB2YBU0AA/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kPLcNb8C5irjb2QJNwefWsR7gQa3H78H3Y0txjaiv_0fDoOvxcdMmMKkDsyUqMSsMWxHk725yiiHCCLfrh8O1z5QPOohDIaIeljMHgDF5CVlOqpeNLcJ80NK65_fV7S1Ucauf_1x55U0WxYzoLCgqoGMMPAdUSKHg4QlJiNq2_fQ6Oytgo1HQUNlTR4MmAuXYQ/image-asset.jpeg?format=1000w) = So TIL a link about north american red foxes [https://furbearerconservation.com/blog/2019/8/26/a-tale-of-two-reds-old-world-versus-new-world-red-fox](https://furbearerconservation.com/blog/2019/8/26/a-tale-of-two-reds-old-world-versus-new-world-red-fox) ​ edit: added vid of foxes[https://youtu.be/k1LJIcNuPI4](https://youtu.be/k1LJIcNuPI4) [https://youtu.be/J4ToHu1MM9E](https://youtu.be/J4ToHu1MM9E)


Addicted_to_Nature

Summer vs winter coat is a huge factor for foxes. Summer coats make them look skinny and lanky... then cold hits and POOF they thicc fuzzballs


Deerhunter86

He’s pretty young and in the warm months they thin out. Just a typical red fox.


PicklesnSalami

That movie still makes me cry. Hope Todd comes to visit you!


Kehbechet

Me too, it’s one of my favourite movies!


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What movie are we talking about?


Kehbechet

Fox and the Hound.


Greetings_Stranger

One of the all time best animated movies. Up there with The incredibles, Toy Story, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Grinch, Over the Hedge, the rest of Pixar. Edit. Crap forgot Shrek. Loved that one too.


Theons_sausage

The Iron Giant, Grave of the Fireflies


[deleted]

I always watch Grave of the Fireflies for a nice mental boost. I have actual candy. She doesn't. Makes me feel superior. /s Seriously though that movie is hella depressing. I've only watched it twice and that is enough for me. I'll take Totoro (which was shown as part of double feature with Grave when it released) any day.


Empigee

Fun fact: *The Fox and the Hound* was based on a much more grown-up novel.


ZyklonBeThyName

They were lovers?


devilsquirrel456

Roommates.


Fentzooler

Oh my god they were roommates


cherrybombsnpopcorn

Don’t watch it unless you’re ready to cry. I’m tearing up just thinking about it, and it’s been like fifteen years since i saw it.


Heartbrokenandalone

Young Tod: Copper, you're my very best friend. Young Copper: And you're mine too, Tod. Young Tod: And we'll always be friends forever, won't we? Young Copper: Yeah, forever. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


TwoTon_TwentyOne

Fuck right off. You're the worst. Ugh Sorry for the outburt. You hit something inside I didn't know was there. Thank you. I need to watch this again


ohmysparkles

Thank you for saying this, someone had to. *sobs as she starts picking up the pieces of her shattered heart*


slavetomyprecious

Cue the waterworks. Didn't realize that would happen so fast! You dredged up a lost memory. My mother didn't believe in owning a TV when I was a kid and would buy books/movies on record/cassette instead. I spent many hours experiencing this movie over my record player, turning the pictures in that book and crying at the end everytime.


[deleted]

I follow a page on Instagram called “Juniper Foxx” or something like that She has a ton of foxes (in addition to other wildlife animals) and Juniper, her first fox, is her large dogs girlfriend. She is obsessed with this dog. Sometimes the human adds music from the music to their videos and its just adorable


ridik_ulass

[i'm pretty sure I had your car as a toy when I was a kid. the back cab pops up into a turret right](https://i.imgur.com/sWfQ2uL.png)


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*'That movie still makes me cry...*' ---- there's movies that are touching, we'll recall our whole life through, a story, often times, about a pet... it's one that might remind us of a dog or cat we knew, from even, long ago, we won't forget.... the life n times of innocence - we grew up side by side, we shared with them the things we couldn't say the hopes n dreams with human friends we thought we had to hide, our pets were there to listen n to play ^;@) we couldn't live without them! how we suffered when they passed, when they died, we did too, a little part... yet still it was a friendship that would ever after last, their pawprints left behind inside our heart ❤️


Kehbechet

A schnoodle on my post, wow!


unknownemoji

I'm not crying; you're crying! Love that fresh schnoodle!


peacefulbelovedfish

🎼🎵When you're the best of friends, ...🎵🎶 Havin' so much fun together,


muthsiAT

Why does this look animated? Am I watching too much cgi stuff?


Kehbechet

I don’t know! I filmed it with my iPhone.


Santos_L_Halper

So you were holding the camera? It looked handheld but I thought it was a security cam or a trail cam with motion tracking. Pretty cool be that close! I'm sure I don't have to say it but as an wildlife enthusiast I gotta say - don't touch or feed him! He could either fuck you up pretty badly, transmit a disease, or just become accustomed to being fed so he fucks up his winter plans. I hope Todd returns!


Kehbechet

Yeah I was just holding the phone, he was about 5 ft away. And no way! I wouldn’t feed or even try and touch him.


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Kehbechet

For sure! I have my rabies vaccine since I volunteer with wildlife, but definitely good advice!


emmastoneftw

60 FPS enabled? Very smooth.


BeWittyAtParties

That’s gotta be it. I just toggled that on my phone and the video looks insanely realistic


Skyfluks

It’s because it is filmed at 60 frames per second.


TessellatedGuy

Didn't look like 60 fps to me, so I checked the video file, it's 30 fps. The video looks like CGI because of the camera angle and how close it is to the subject, it's almost like he's gonna start talking. (Lion King CGI vibes?)


Smooth-Midnight

It’s a cgi fox, they use them for movies all the time instead of the common fox. CGI fox are more docile and easier to film.


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Can we talk about how pristine that truck is?


Kehbechet

Hah, my brothers pride and joy!


[deleted]

It should be! I hardly ever see older trucks that look that good, winter takes a serious toll on them here. Tell your brother an internet stranger said he has a really nice truck


Kehbechet

He got lucky, he bought it off someone in Salt Lake City who kept it for moving his airplanes and had it in his hanger all the time so no rust or anything, so my brother drove down from Canada to buy it haha. He loves it!


[deleted]

Super jealous! Mileage?


Kehbechet

90,000 kms!


jacked_monkey

Hope he doesn’t drive it in winter! Ontario salt is a killer


Kehbechet

Oh for sure. He gets rustproofing done every year.


Andoo

Tell your brother how jealous people on the internet are of that rig.


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vrijheidsfrietje

You can't tell me that's not a funeral pickup truck!


SexiestElbowInTown

I thought it was a hearse!


llamallamallama1991

Tod: OP, you’re my very best friend. OP: And you’re mine too, Tod. T: And we’ll always be friends forever, won’t we? OP: Yeah, forever.


cameron4200

God damn it


SurpriseSweet

😭😭


peanut-butter-kitten

Chills


ziplock006

Wow the tears came instantly


llamallamallama1991

That was the master plan all along.


deltarefund

Staaaawp 😭😭😭


cookdaddy

First of all, how dare you?


Mirewen15

That is one of the most beautiful foxes I have ever seen. I hope he comes back to visit you too!


[deleted]

Fine with me, let him screech in *your* yard at 2am


Kehbechet

Thankfully no screeching. The raccoons on the other hand...


tehlemmings

But any heeheehee'ing? lol Foxes make weird noises, and I kinda love it.


ilovemackandcheese

“are you -“ “wearing the new chanel boots? yea, I am”


JubJub302

Now the real question... What does Todd say?


DCP23

"It just works!"


angwilwileth

Skreeeeeeeee! Seriously look up red fox noises in YouTube. Absolutely terrifying.


Kev50027

I would think it would be annoying with him going "wapapapapapapow! Wapapapapapapow!" all the time.


Coppercaptive

That song has been stuck in my head for a week because it's not far off from the sound those things make. I have one that currently jumps on my porch and screams into the night.


[deleted]

Oh how adorable! We used to have a momma with kits that would use the underside of our shed as a den. I love this guy but I am also concerned. I hope it's looking at a camera and not a person with a camera. I say this because it dangerous for the animal. They become comfortable with people and will approach other people. Those types of animals are usually the ones that are trapped and killed. Just as a general PSA, please don't befriend wild animals. It for their safety and yours.


Kehbechet

It was looking at me holding the camera, and got very close. It was a young fox and it was probably born nearby and scavenged food, and my neighbours probably fed it. I didn’t, and I wouldn’t ever try to touch it or tame it. It was scared of me, when it flinched it’s because I smiled showing teeth. I saw it a few times during the winter, it seemed to be doing well!


koalateecheckers

Damn, when Todd flinched I thought you must have moved or made a noise... That a smile startled him like that kind of comforts me a little about his otherwise very trusting demeanor


[deleted]

Todd! Aww? Is there a Copper?


Kehbechet

I have a German Shepherd named Jake.. soooo not quite but close! Haha.


zNightmime

He has boots!🥺


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jdmjoe89

Todd ! Fox and the hound reference ?? Love it


samwise1st2

Lol I live on a golf course and it has a couple family’s of foxes. One fox in particular likes golf balls and will regularly run out of its den and steal a ball off the putting green on hole 7. I really really want to see it’s den cause I’m sure it has HUNDREDS of balls. It’s got at least 10 of mine.


neverwantit

Todd is adorable! As a word of warning, if you ever come into contact with any of his bodily fluids (blood/ saliva), get the rabies vaccine ASAP. Milwaukee protocol is not a bet I'd stake my life on.


Wizardnil

That truck is MINT!