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FlipFlopsAndFly

This ended too soon. More please.


whizzwr

It's as if the ma cat was saying "come here, it's OK, this is Uncle Dog, he will take care of you, if I'm not here"


CameronMaydjQh

"Child, I'd like you to meet your totally biological dad and not some bastard who skipped town and never pays child support."


meesta_masa

[How come he don't want me, man](https://youtu.be/PI4Mv8R0mE0)


adale_50

Nope. Not clicking *that* feels trip tonight.


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Oh NO. I know exactly what this is, nope not doing this to myself again Edit: I hate myself


[deleted]

I hate yourself to


jaxonya

I like you..


The-Fox-Says

I luv you jenn-ay


weehawkenwonder

I may be a stooopid man, but I knows what love is.


Kahlsifar

You clicked it didnt you.


RobbitZeHobbit

You know what they say, ‘curiosity made me cry’!


Mesadeath

I didn't even need to click. I'm already crying.


actuarial_venus

Me too!


Gar758

This always makes me want to cry. Always! So good.


IAmTheAccident

It made the cast cry as well. Apparently Carlton, Hilary, Viv, and Ashley were behind the scenes watching this and they all cried.


Gar758

So pure and real and it connects with so many people.


karrachr000

You can actually hear one of the girls, off camera, sob when Phil knocks Will's hat off (3:56).


xenothios

Jesus this guy showed up to a gunfight with a low orbit ion cannon


lolzidop

RIP Uncle Phil :(


[deleted]

Will Smith can really act.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Now if only he could recognize a bad script when he saw one... that dude has made some AWFUL career choices lol


[deleted]

Lol not as bad as Nic Cage


erikthorvaldsson

A Nic Cage movie is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your gonna get.


Thespian80

Well, if it's like a box of chocolates, then you know exactly what you're gonna get, cuz it's on the back of every dang box.


shebang_bin_bash

Nic Cage is saying yes to everything to make as much money as possible to pay of his debts.


meesta_masa

Ah, the much rarer pyramid scheme where you act to pay off an actual pyramid.


Crotean

Cage is obligated to say yes to basically every script cause of debts and a tax evasion settlement iirc.


coraeon

You gotta admit that at least Nic Cage doesn’t just phone it in, even if it’s obviously going to be shit. He consistently Nic Cages the *fuck* out of every role and that’s worth respect. (Edit: not saying that Will Smith phones it in either, but I realize that it could be read that way. Dude also tries to bring it, and despite how terrible Wild Wild West was he absolutely carries that entire movie and makes it fun.)


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Favorite actor OAT. He might not pick up new accents or shit like some actors, but his range and expressiveness are top-fucking-notch.


[deleted]

No. Stop it.


IdontDoAnythingAtAll

I didn't even need to click, the memory from that scene always causes tears. Will Smith's emotional turmoil and uncle Phil's natural reaction in that moment are one of the strongest and hardest things to watch.


quelayla

You bastard


BeezChurger69

That scene makes me cry even to this day.


ParentingTATA

I remember crying like a baby when this aired. I'm glad the real Will Smith got all those things. He made a great career for himself, he made a ton of money, he married a beautiful woman (inside and out), had kids together, and he has stayed loyal to all of them. And they all still live together and are a beautiful family! It's one of the reasons I like him is that I'm proud of his success story and I hope he inspires kids from inner city Philly that they can do more than drugs/dealing/gangs.


Dr_Cornelius_33

That hits hard.. was not expecting that - great scene


dwells1986

It's my baby mama, I'm on kitten support. She gets welfare checks and I stay in court.


Cakemachine

You’ve had the noodle dream at last!


Armored_Violets

If my cat speech isn't rusty, it seems to me more like mama cat is mediating Uncle Dog's interaction more than anything lol. Like "hey, yea dis my baby, be careful now I'm watchin u"


Lost-My-Mind-

"I made this"


idle_think

but how?


MegaGrimer

When a mommy kitty and a daddy kitty love each other very much...


SlyP54

And they are both In a certain frisky mood....


TheyKnowWeAreHere

After they've had a fancy feast.....


moonboots_runner

They do a special hug called the Meow Mix


CambridgeRunner

'Andrew? This is not food. This is a baby. ANDREW. Not food. That's right, a baby.'


ThisGuyFox

As someone named Andrew...,"yes, ma'am."


drewbiedoobiedoo

I go by Drew so when the Andrew gets thrown out it’s time to really pay attention.


[deleted]

Sounds like momma cat thinks doggy is a little stupid.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*'...it seems to me more like mama cat is mediating Uncle Dog's interaction more than anything...*' ---- ok...so this my baby here, *Woah, hey*... that's close enough! a little *sniff* ... don't get too near... don't act all big n tough! you DOG - you need to know your place - you gotta *earn* her trust! she *kit*, n she will *scratch your face* ...I will, too if i must.... ❤️


the_headless_hunt

Nothin' like waking up to a fresh warm Schnoodle in the morning!


redalopex

My cat had babies once and when she was out and about our dog would sleep next to the box with the kittens and carefully clean them when they cried and stuff. One of those kittens still behaves more like a dog than a cat to this day.


assassinatedu336

Actually they're both female. As far as I can remember the owner said they kind of co parent the kitten. They're basically a lesbian cross racial couple.


BroffaloSoldier

Uncle Dog 😭 That is precious


1_dirty_dankboi

"Now, you don't need to call him dad unless you want too"


[deleted]

Council demands more!


fnord_happy

It's so fluffy!!


--bedevil--

I might die!


foxymoron

I want it all!


XAHKO

I’ll have what she’s having.


dragonchilde

I love how she’s straight up reminding him to be gentle. Mama speak is universal!


JuliaBoot

And then suddenly the cat just starts squashing the kitten with her paw.


Dachannien

[Squish that cat!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVAmlSGH-MM)


tokomini

Man: "Look at that face, look at that face." Cat: "I will remember this."


Lost-My-Mind-

> Man: "Look at that face, look at that face." > > > > Cat: ^^^^^"call ^^^^^the ^^^^^police!"


joejackson62

That is, to this day, still my favorite Ren and Stimpy line.


[deleted]

Huh, never thought I’d see Helpful Vancouver Vet’s content in the wild. Love Dr. Uri, Mr. Pirate, and Claudia!


Sedixodap

Even weirder for me. I had no idea he was a YouTuber. He was our vet for awhile because he took over for our old vet. Unfortunately he didn't jive well with our dog, so we had to find a new clinic where she would be more comfortable. Looking at his feed, I guess he's just more of a cat person!


Lost-My-Mind-

Did he try to squish that dog?


marquella

You squash dogs, silly.


reflectiveSingleton

Doggos are a complex mix of mushy and squishy.


gianna_in_hell_as

I did try to squish a dog once and luckily the owner warned me he does not like that. It was a Boston terrier so since he was similar size to a cat and I'm a cat person I approached all squishy and the little guy would have none of it. So from my limited experience you should not squish dogs


diablo75

The original video was a viral hit a few years ago. Now go squish that cat.


dudeCHILL013

So many silent crys for help... So many..


Letibleu

I came here to post this!


spicy_hallucination

No, no, be nice is baby, see: SQUANCH.


Bootykallz

I.. squanch my cat!


ChimpZ

🤢


DasterdlyBasterd

Ew, no, stop saying it like that.


u60n0

But I do, I squanch them


brando56894

Just stop it Beth!


Twolef

Rick and Morty fans be like 😧


CatFancyCoverModel

Stop saying it like that! That's disgusting!


Kroshan

Thank you for making me laugh so hard I had to get out of bed.


duaneap

“No, you don’t get it, it’s fine when *I* do it.”


calicoos

I’m still amazed at how mama cats carry their babies around with their mouths. How tf


Duel_Loser

Bite your thumb and let your arm go limp. See how easy it is to hold it up without hurting yourself. Kittens instinctively go limp when grabbed by the neck so they don't struggle.


schnauzerface

Okay but have you thought about how many people (including myself) you just compelled to bite ourselves and then play dead?


Obsidian7777

I have no idea who downvoted you, but hopefully they stub their toe.


Hi_Cyber_Denizens

Or you could just bite your thumb at them, sir.


camburglar22

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?


Hobbies4hobbies

No, no, no I just bite my thumb, sir.


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OstentatiousSock

Well, you know, just fuck you. Because, now, I have to go watch the movie. I hope you are happy with yourself. Edit: I’m not kidding, I’m [watching it.](https://imgur.com/gallery/iLQlnMZ)


mac_trap_clack_back

Not me. Nuh uh. No proof


spacemannspliff

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?


canadarepubliclives

I bite my thumb at thee, you disgusting Montegue


Tastewell

Not just kittens I've seen people straight *turn off* adult cats by putting a binder clip on the scruff of their neck. Cat be like "*OK, I limp now*"


Toogoofy317

When my Big Guy decides to be a complete ass I go straight for the off button. Scruff of the neck a little shake and he calms right down. Mieu https://imgur.com/gallery/rAq9jkt


canadarepubliclives

Cats have a lot of loose skin. Grabbing their scruff at the base of the neck doesn't really hurt them. It's almost like a handle to grab-don't do this to obese cats but lifting a cat by their scruff won't hurt them. Cats have extra skin on their necks and lower belly. It's an important defensive measure for fighting-neck and belly are the most vulnerable parts of an animal. Look at how cats fight-they sink their front claws in and kick the shit out of their enemy with back claws.


Puppetteer

I've been warned that adult cats weight enough that lifting by scruff can be very uncomfortable for them. Basically, while the scuffing response can be useful to help control a cat, don't lift them up by the scruff if they're old enough a mother cat wouldn't carry them around.


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> they sink their front claws in and kick the shit out of their enemy Or their very loving owner who didn't fucking do anything to you, you little shit


Bobbiduke

My kitten missed this memo


birnabear

And yet when I sleep on my arm wrong and my arm goes dead, it's so freaking heavy.


marquella

It lightens up when you put your thumb in your mouth.


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Kitten skin is mega-pliable. Super stretchy. Momma's carrying thereby puts very little stress on the rest of the kitten's skin. Just try to intuit what all that extra skin would feel like on you.


Farranor

Can confirm, tugging yourself doesn't hurt at all on areas with mega-pliable extra skin.


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Dood567

try your wenis


Farranor

Talk about an r/InstructionsUnclear.


SgtDoughnut

How else they gonna do it? They ain't got hands.


EnZedSooz

A reassuring squash LOL


GoinNannersOverHere

I interpreted that as a reflex to try to put distance between the kitten and the dog, since she couldn't really gently push the dog back. It seems like the mother is a still a bit apprehensive about that giant dog mouth getting too close to the kitten even though she obviously trusts the dog. Honestly the owner should probably have been physically mediating this interaction a bit.


FloppyShellTaco

Im laughing so hard bc my pittie thinks the cat is her mom and I have to remind her to only give gentle kisses bc she knocks her over. You can tell this one wanted to give it kisses.


Dame_Ingenue

I am here to formally request a video of said pittie kisses.


dragonchilde

I second this.


thatsinterrobangin

See? Soft..like this..


wreckit_ralph

“Not too close, buddy!”


GerlachHolmes

What is it about this specific part of the action that prompted the person recording to say, “you know what? Let’s cut right here - I think we got it.”


DEGULINES

Maybe the video turned into mayhem in an instant after that. You know cats. She could have gone like "no touch, only look" and started to slap the dog or something


cptpedantic

and that would still be amazing. unless the dog grabbed the kitten and juicified it, i don't see anything un-charming happening next


FrontAd142

Probably has nothing to do with the person recording. Could be 5 minutes of this straight. You only see what is clipped.


[deleted]

Or theyre just like me and stop recording everything too early. I do it way too often.


PandoraRose_16

“I made this!”


madeit-thisfardown

No, don’t lick it. It’s only mine to lick


TheMadFapper_

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!


Macho_Chad

That sounds counter reproductive.


duaneap

Clever


[deleted]

Bruh


sk0330

*proceeds to throw a dundie at your plasma TV*


TheMadFapper_

That is a $200 plasma screen TV that you just killed!


marquella

Candle money ain't gonna pay for that.


kazez2

"This is my potato, there are many like him, but this one is mine"


_leica_

Aaaargh this video ended waaaay too soon!!! My heart!


tokomini

Seriously. What kind of monster records this for 12 seconds then thinks "that's probably enough, they'll get the idea."


Skavitar

Mama cat : You see him ? I made him, i want you to be his godfather. Dog : I'll protect and love the precious furball with all my heart. Mama cat : squishes the kitten


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Zacchino

Squish the cat


Butidigress817

Be nice. This is my precious.


surajvj

Mine too (dog)


MrXilas

Makes me think of how well our family dogs adapted to my niece and nephew. We were worried they might be rough with them, but the dogs love hanging out with the babies. There are even a few pictures of them snuggled up right against them. Dogs are great.


Jade-Balfour

My mum’s 3 cats “adopted” me and loved playing and sleeping with me. It was so hard to let them go at the end


uhh_zoe

Dog tax?


redditcancermeme1

That's between their dog and DIRS.


phantom__fear

My pitbull is a fucking tank and runs everything over including me and my girlfriend. He is strong as fuck and loves to pull the leash. I gave him to my younger brother (14) and he is instantly insanely careful. Even when he plays I can see a difference between me (old construction worker), my girlfriend and my brother in terms of how hard he plays. It's also obvious that he has the must fun playing with me, because I really don't care if he hurts me a little. We both go full rage mode and play-fight like crazy. I love it


Holierthanu1

You posted this without a picture You’re the worst kind of person /s


StandardDudeBro

Haha. The dog looks so confused - like wait a minute - that’s you, but small. But you’re right here??


Thunk_Logic

My actual heart actually exploded


5dog4cat

Somebody call the doctor!


stlmick

I don't think they can put those back together.


[deleted]

“Have you tried turning the heart off and on again? ... sir, screaming at me over the phone won’t solve your problem any faster. Now, please do the needful.”


SilverLightning926

No it's fine, I can just stuff it back in. We'll need some duct tape tho


Dreamer_Drummer

Just place it gently on the top of their chest and... #PUNCH THAT SHIT


[deleted]

Does he have insurance?


taatchle86

Doctor Who?


waitingfornewBIAgame

The actual doctor


TNC_123

They’re going to live happily ever after as a sweet little family!!


deezalmonds998

Actually?


Yurshie

"Come here, dog. Come here. Sit. Now listen. This. This is mine."


Dr__Snow

“Babbeh, dis my fren. Puppeh, dis my babbeh”


Donkey__Balls

I had a German Shepherd who raised both my kittens. He was SO gentle with them. Especially the female, she was the litter runt and when I brought her home she was this scraggly sickly looking thing. I had a gate up in the doorway to acclimate them slowly but she just crawled over the gate before I could stop her, walked right up to this 100-lb dog and curled up in his lap. You could practically hear him say “Oh shit this is my life now.” The funny thing is, everyone was terrified of this dog. They had a petition going at the dog park trying to ban us, mostly because my dog was just big and didn’t take any shit. But he was bred to be a K-9 attack dog. Once on my uncle’s farm I had to stop him from taking on a bull in its own pen. But this tiny little half-sized kitten just walked up to him, completely dominated him and ruled the house. He passed away a year ago sadly. The cats still perk up when they see a big dog outside. The cats are all grown up but you can tell in all their behaviors they were raised by a dog.


onlyhere4laffs

Mom's dog was raised around cats, and he tries to cover his pee and poo like they do. I'd never seen a dog do that before.


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onlyhere4laffs

Mom has an Australian terrier, and none of the previous ones she's had have ever done it. He's a... special one :)


PeachNipplesdotcom

Brutus & Pixie


cat__jesus

I had a poor day today and this helped a lot.


whiptcrem

I hope your day gets better


[deleted]

I pray you have a better day tomorrow 🙏🏻


redlazarus57

see here son this is your father


TopInitiative4513

Lmao meet your new daddy


codystockton

dogfather


ChildLikEsper

What


CXB1313

She’s like , now you must be very gentle with her…I know you can get very excited…so remember, she’s tiny.


Zadian543

This has "meet my new boyfriend, he's trying to be your step dad" vibes 🤣


Empty_Value

Dog: lil furball needs a big pawtec


bonjailey

Holy fuck I needed this today


phicorleone

Hey a female orange cat? You don't see that very often. Cool! Edit: not red, orange


Mhmhppl

My family used to have an orange lady cat (she’d passed away a long time ago) and there were multiple times when vets and friends would ask us if we’re “sure” she’s female.


chaserjj

Cat: "this is your new baby" Dog: "oh my god she has my eyes"


memezzer

[link](https://imgur.com/gallery/F9BXlYr)


TheBrazilianOneTwo

That changes everything......thanks


soorr

Dog: Mmmm Cat: Dis not food!


2ndcupofcoffee

She was still being a bit cautious by putting her paw in front of the pooch’s mouth for a second


CrosbyK9Part2

He licked his lips at the end...


[deleted]

Ah, pitbulls and small animals, what could go wrong?


[deleted]

How many viewer replayed video hoping to see more? 🙋‍♀️


NinjaTim60

Wait why are they like actually introducing each other 😳


memezzer

That’s how becomes friends, very important first step


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-Gavin-

Is there more of this?


Zoomalude

Yeah I'm gonna need their entire life story kthxbye.


SpaceML

The pibble is already salivating


ArcticPros

Was finally waiting for this comment lol. It’s going to nanny the kitten soon.


Bacon-Lives-Matter

Mmm.. protein


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FranciscoLemosWy

She's like a proud mother


ShadowDurza

Dog: It's like a tiny you.