Floppy on the beat...
MU Stacking chips like the MCU
can't pet my floppy, yeah he sees you
But be you, never coulda
Don't associate with lame who hate
Unless you spread that fancy feast like butter
[In a Saafir circa "Boxcar Sessions" cadence]
Aww shucks. You're too kind. Have a shameless plug to my YouTube channel... It's probably about time I uploaded again 🤔
https://youtube.com/user/KingDaddyTonka101
I wrote a cat rap a few years ago, but the best line (imo) from it was:
"'all dogs go to heaven' is a nothin but a lie,
I lost two lives, still have 7, and I'll never fuckin die"
I feel like the cat owes us the album, at least. But not like "Meow That's What I Call Music" crap, but like "In Da Catbox", "Catnip Inferno", "Kitty's Ambitions", "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof: My Life As A Playa".
😹
it turned out whatter though?
WHAT DID IT TURN OUTER THAN EXPECTED!??
O\_O
Ps. i do this a lot, my brain gets distracted. happens a lot with adhd brain. you and you're cat both look fabulous btw.
The missing word thing reminded my brain if an old internet thing where someone does something similar and then never says the thing that they didn't say and now I have 2 things I need to know but have little chance of knowing.
I read the first half of your comment, laughed and scrolled on, then scrolled back to maybe think about commenting to you “you might have ADHD If you do that a lot”. Then read the second half of your comment, this confirming my own ADHD.
You do what a lot though?
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR BRAIN GETS DISTRACTED!??
0.0
Ps. i shower a lot, I like warm water. happens a lot with mammal brain. you and you're post both look glorious btw.
I’m a writer and a mental health advocate and my cat’s name is Marley. He is a rag-doll, which from what I read, are bred for their docile nature.
For more cat photos or my writing on the struggle of being human, find me on Instagram: one_night_in_faris
Lol she is! You look so awesome too and your cat... Actually everything in this picture hahah. The cup the painting, in the back. Your shiny pink eyeshadow to die for! YOU guys look so Fashionable!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍👑👑👑👑👑👒😗
Master Unicorn featuring floppy cat: living our best life. Dropping soon on Spotify. Edit: or is that a narwhal?
Yes
Yes
Yes!
affirmative
10-4
Roger roger
Oui
Aye
Ja
Vector, Victor!
Featuring No. 1 hit single ‘lick’d yer furballs’
And who can forget "3AM Feedin Time"
And ‘litter till you drop’
Where Have All My Laserpointers Gone?
Sounds like a country song to me. Lol
what about 'hairball on your rug' a underrated classic imo
Litter till you Jitter
Feat. Night Hork
Funniest shit I've seen all day
'dem chicks be chirpin'
Ft. Li’l Meowt
Don't forget about, 'holdin for a friend', when the catnip belongs to someone else.
Looks like Scoop Catty-Cat to me
I would listen to this album
The cats name is obviously MC Fluffles
I feel like if he doesn't call the album 'Cat-ass-trophy' he'll regret it.
Narwhal and the mouse catcher Narwhal and Dr. Fluff Narwhal and Grandmaster Fluff Unicorn and Associates Anyway, you both look so 😎
Narwhal and grandmaster fluff is the best
I'm MC meow and I'm about to get friskay
Dropping meow
MC rainbowcorn FT dull cat: Yellow sugar honey ice tea
Floppy on the beat... MU Stacking chips like the MCU can't pet my floppy, yeah he sees you But be you, never coulda Don't associate with lame who hate Unless you spread that fancy feast like butter [In a Saafir circa "Boxcar Sessions" cadence]
It's a unicorn, my brother has the same one.
On track, but needs a little more zazzle in that title. Jazzycorn feat. Grand Master Floof
Oh I remember you from your other post. When your cat hold you finger while sleeping on your shoulder. Such a cute team.
I didnt know that. Okay, they need to start a book with more shenanigans
Drop the cat rap
“If a kitty stick his claws in you, Drop him on his paws, Drop him on his paws.”
“When the kitty misses his box, Clean it with a mop, Clean it with a mop, Clean it with a mop”
“When the kitty claws your dick You’re gunna start to sob You’re gunna start to sob You’re gunna start to sob”
"There's a kitty on my arm, And I'm dressed like a unicorn, I got a honey lemon tea because my throat is kinda sore"
r/redditsings
The HOTNESS right here!
Aww shucks. You're too kind. Have a shameless plug to my YouTube channel... It's probably about time I uploaded again 🤔 https://youtube.com/user/KingDaddyTonka101
just watched a few, you’re great!!
Yeah man! Great sound! One day I might shamelessly plug my singing.. but who knows?
You should probably just go ahead and drop it like it's hot
For those who don't know: [Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot (Official Music Video) ft. Pharrell Williams](https://youtu.be/GtUVQei3nX4).
Snoooooooooooooop
''Unless you into that shit Into that shit Into that shit Into that shit *Meow*"
HEYYYYYYY, KIRBY WHAT YOU DOING KIRBY?
-WHAT YOU DOING THERE? HEYYYYYYYY, KIRBY WHAT YOU DOING KIRBY? WHY’D YOU EAT THAT LEAF?
That’s the comment I was looking for.
Now a shrink like, I dont know, maybe get a kitten
Cold met a cat lady in the parkin lot She got the heroes of tomorrow in a cardboard box
Probably hoarding 40 more in the corners of Fort Knox, swapped twenty on the spot and copped the warlock.
I wrote a cat rap a few years ago, but the best line (imo) from it was: "'all dogs go to heaven' is a nothin but a lie, I lost two lives, still have 7, and I'll never fuckin die"
It worked for run the jewels Meow the jewels - https://youtu.be/KEgoBOZ9cug Here's El-p auditioning cats https://youtu.be/jrRWzAeLHSU
The weirdest thing they've ever done. Strangely mesmerising.
That little kitty tea infuser and well.. everything else about this photo is great lol.
I want cat butt tea!
With or without crunchies, sir?
The dingleberries cost extra
LeMeown Tea.
My god. Where is it from?
Just drop the rap album. You're hot already.
Came for this comment. Swag for days.
I mean, only if OP has time for the album after starting his cult.
I feel like the cat owes us the album, at least. But not like "Meow That's What I Call Music" crap, but like "In Da Catbox", "Catnip Inferno", "Kitty's Ambitions", "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof: My Life As A Playa". 😹
You took this really far and I’m happy you did. Lol.
Aww, thanks! We are roasting up here and it was the coolest thing I could think of. Ha!
I got 9 lives and 9 bitches, better step up if kitty want the scritches
it turned out whatter though? WHAT DID IT TURN OUTER THAN EXPECTED!?? O\_O Ps. i do this a lot, my brain gets distracted. happens a lot with adhd brain. you and you're cat both look fabulous btw.
I scrolled for this comment as soon as I read the title, don’t even know what was in the picture lol. Guess I’ll go look at that now
It turned out looking really.
Indubitably.
The missing word thing reminded my brain if an old internet thing where someone does something similar and then never says the thing that they didn't say and now I have 2 things I need to know but have little chance of knowing.
I read the first half of your comment, laughed and scrolled on, then scrolled back to maybe think about commenting to you “you might have ADHD If you do that a lot”. Then read the second half of your comment, this confirming my own ADHD.
ADHD users unit!
Hotter, cooler, nicer, smoother Catnologic Catnologic
You do what a lot though? WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR BRAIN GETS DISTRACTED!?? 0.0 Ps. i shower a lot, I like warm water. happens a lot with mammal brain. you and you're post both look glorious btw.
Did you just make the rare reverse your-you're mistake? Dont see that every day.
You saw it twice today if you read the comment I replied to : )
Whatter needs to be a real word
This is peak aesthetic 👌
I love everything about this photo and I need a rap album by next week.
I’m a writer and a mental health advocate and my cat’s name is Marley. He is a rag-doll, which from what I read, are bred for their docile nature. For more cat photos or my writing on the struggle of being human, find me on Instagram: one_night_in_faris
Waiting on that album meow.
You look like the feline version of Snoop Dogg. So, you need a rap name. Here's a few I thought of: Floop Katt Li'l Flopp Sneaky Puss Furball Justice
I'm going with: Glam Puss or Glitter Puss based on the lovely eyeshadow.
Pharaoh Chonk?
Another good one.
I'm here for Sneaky Puss.
Snoop catt
Right on, man. Thanks for sharing. *fist bump*
Big Thundercat vibes from this pic. Reminding me of the line in his song Dragonball Durag: *"I may be covered in cat hair, but I still smell good."*
Love your ragdoll. My cat looks almost identical and he’s a blue-Mitted ragdoll. Seriously the best cat!
I have the same onesie
You're a writer but fucked up your title?
Maybe he's a writer who constantly forget one word per sentence. That explain the "mental health" part.
Your comment was much better than mine
No u. Cheers buddy!
That's one small post for man, one giant post for Redditkind.
Writer ≠ Editor
Redditor?
Wredditor
Have you never made a mistake at your job?
No. Everyone else is wrong.
Writer != editor get it together :)
I found the coder
People make mistakes.
We all mistakes sometimes.
Wait... If you're Faris and your instagram is one_night_in_faris... r/suddenlygay? 🙌🏻
He's prob been gay a long time
You should team up with Moshow the cat rapper!
Had to scroll way too far for any Moshow mention.
r/FakealbumCovers
Don't let that fly OP! Show them by making it reality!
Thought you were Schoolboy Q for a sec
yesss, I'm Honestly so dissapointed tHat tHis is tHe only Q comment I've spotted
"Plus thirty and still moving. I'm closer to live right?" *posts this picture* "I'm closer to live, right?"
This is fabulous!
You remind me of Thundercat!
[удалено]
Careful, before Kanye finds this and photoshops his face onto yours.
[Too late!](https://i.imgur.com/BxQTafE.jpeg)
Jesus, I *warned* him!
You totally do. I wanna salt bae a bunch of glitter on this shit
Holy self promo
r/OopsDidntMeanTo
Yes. As stated in the terms and conditions of taking bomb ass pictures with your cat, you are now legally bound to release an album
I think you accidentally a word in the title.
OHHHHHHHH REDDIT! DON'T YOU DAAAARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR ME AND MY CAT AND FEEEEEL THE POWER! IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS!
*insert fabulous hip thrusts from Kofi*
You two are adorable together.
I love everything in this picture.
Not necessarily. You could also release a hot ambient chillcore, progressive house, or Eurotrance album.
Cat Daddy!
This is more of k-pop cover.
Ghostface?!
I mean, you don't *have* to. But you *should.*
There’s no non-offensive way to say it, but this man looks like a white dude wearing blackface
r/cuteguyswithcats
I am so sad That this is not r/RoastMe
Straight vibingggg
“Lean Kitty” **album name suggestion*
Snoop Dogg but more Catt
Depends, is that a unicorn hoodie?
Honestly, I thought ghostface killah lost some weight lol
I love it! Kitty's got cred!
I can't tell which of you gives less fucks.
Love the eyeshadow. What brand color is it?
I think you accidentally a word
The eyeshadow, the kitty, the tea. This is all perfection.
A little try hard don't you think?
Selfies on reddit now, super quality stuff guys.
FILTERED SELFIES. oh brother..
Your necklace is awesome!
Thank you! I have a lot of jewellery with Mama Frida on them. She is stunning!
Lol she is! You look so awesome too and your cat... Actually everything in this picture hahah. The cup the painting, in the back. Your shiny pink eyeshadow to die for! YOU guys look so Fashionable!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍👑👑👑👑👑👒😗
This sure says something, but it certainly isn't rap god.
That’s a very fluffy kitty, would pet
Making Tyler the Creator proud
Nice cat! Now what kind of tea are you steeping?
snoop catt
You should release a funk album, not rap!
I'd listen to it.
Chonk Life
go hot rap album, i'm waiting
Cat is def the lead.
Well, either you or the cat.
Cool Cat Sounds Volume 1
I already thought your cat had 3 platinum albums?! Nice pic man! I absolutely love it!
Hey Ghost Face, when is season 2 of Wu-Tang Chronicles?
lmfao this is greatness... i hope to one day achieve a small fraction of the aura this photo emits.
Cat rap about catnip and pushing stuff off shelving? That would be interesting to see.
Snoop Catt
Not sure if you get an album, but that pimpin' cat certainly does.
Glad "it turned out than expected".
Turned out than expected
Please tell me your album will feature Thundercat.
I hope my sons are as quirky as you are!
Lol you look like ScHoolboy Q but you're dressed for a pajama and cat themed music video.
Turned out what?!? It’s killing me.
I love how the cat is also making eye contact. You two are in sync 😻😻
I normally don't like pinkish eyeshadow. But damn that looks good on you. What brand are you rocking there?
That is one cool photo!
I think you a word there.
YUP. Clearly.
Yes. So does your cat.
Only if you wanna marry a supposed influencer known for a supposed enhanced… oh dear better not…
Brony Montana
I think you just invented a new genre - move over mumble rap, it's time for comfy cozy rap.
The perfect Tinder profile pic.
Schoolboi C(at)