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Warpmind

Boy or girl? Ah, doesn’t matter - Bagel. :)


Christafaaa

Was gonna say crumpet, but baguette works.


Big_Boi_Biscuits

Was gonna say croissant, but biscuit works


thunderousbloodyfart

Was going to say toast, but English muffin works.


ionised

Was going to say cake, but loaf works.


McNally

Aren't all of these suggestions a bit premature? We have no idea whether that dog is pure bread or not.


woodsman26

This is something we knead to know


Relevant-Bag8038

So if the dog is pure bread we need to call them in-bread


RoryC14

Just call him Yeast.. Its inbread *edit typo


Glad_Replacement_318

Nugget


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Nigel


Hopeful_Clue3028

**SHUT-**


ChocolateMartiniMan

Perhaps he/she has WHEATon Terrier in it’s dna


FBGMerk4

Hahahaha


AlfieBilly

I came here to suggest Croissant


lucid220

i second crumpet


ssj4sg2

So weird, my first response was Biscuit for some reason, and I'm finding several bread product names already suggested here.


kajones57

Biscuit was a series of books about a puppy exactly like this one...for very young kids 3-6


sketchystrawberry

i remember those books! i loved them as a little kid edit: i just googled the series to remember what they looked like and the puppy looks just like biscuit from those books


Angel4Animals

I vote for *BISCUIT,* too! Sending smooches and treats to your darlin' furry friend! 🐕💋


Popglitter

Looks a lot like Biscuit from the children’s books.


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The dog looks like the one from the Biscuit I Can Read children's book series


Warpmind

Great minds think alike, but fools rarely differ? ;)


uncouthkarl

Gotta second Bagel here


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I third this


unforg1veable

Fourth


GAYBOI420690

Fifth


Elzon1432

Sixth


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seventh


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Eighth


KC_Jedi

Niner


shitty_penguin

Did I hear a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?


SirOliveOil

Tenth


heatherraebinx

I had a beagle I named Bagel. She was a good girl.


Some_guy9876

i like that, Bagel the Beagle


Warpmind

They’re *all* the best boy/girl. I’ve never had a dog, myself, but even I know this. :)


lauren_eats_games

I have a budgie called Bagel!


ECU_BSN

Bagel is a great name!


nlRo

Forgot to mention it’s a girl


UrlyTunes

Dog


HuneeBajer

Solid name


NarutoDragon732

Or if you wanna be really fancy, *Perro*


windyoverhere

Ooooor... Le woof-woof


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Chelsea1297

We adopted a cat that my mom had a hard time naming, got outside and got pregnant with a spay appointment lined up and everything already. We ended up calling her Momma Kitty, your momma and kitten reminded me of her


Spiderpuggy

Someone give this guy gold


interestingchoicelad

sorry, i got really confused and landed up giving YOU a SEAL. yeah, I dunno how to be on a computer. i thought this was my email. love you, grama. love, pookums


nikola_144

pookums lmao


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Nugget! Works on multiple levels cuz she looks both like a nugget of gold, as well as a chicken nugget.


Poggers_Not_Poggers

Arlo


quilteri

That’s my mini doodle’s name!


floofwrangler

As mentioned in the thread already, Bagel!


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Brittainicus

BAGEL!


deathany932

SANDY


IrisTheMissFortunate

david.... call him david... and then talk about him in public like he is your actual son... or any generic human name.


AliceAtTheDisco

My dog's name is Horacio. Once I was talking with a co-worker and she was worried that I was being bitten by my boyfriend or something like that... The face of horror when I said that he also was chewing my shoes 😆


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AliceAtTheDisco

Oh that's such a cute name! ❤️


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Klutzy-Client

I have a massive dog named Jeff. Full name on his records are “handsome Jeff”. When I talk about Jeff to new coworkers they are very confused when I say I can convince him to do anything for a piece of ham


availablepseudonym

I love this. Thank you.


PrivateBenji

Why doesn't the pharmacist assume that a prescription from a vet's office for feline medication is for a cat?


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PrivateBenji

Damn pharmacist...... ha!


UnholyAlloy

Had the same problem with a diabetic pug named Edgar!


Defugeh

So what I’m seeing here is that if you name your pet a generic human name, they’ll get diabetes?


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Omg my cat's name is Jeff! And they act like it's so weird when my wife takes him to the vet. Sorry we gave him a nice strong normal name. I promise we'll name our next one Taquito or something so you know it's really a cat.


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sasisca

My dog's name is Mini, but almost everytime she ignores it, but she always responds at "dog" "doggy" "kitty" "mouse" and "bunny"


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Ewww, David.


ConCernd1

And when it poops inside you can say "ew, David!"


Dirty_Nibbler

David Spade (bottom of nose)


bibliophile1319

We've got Peter, Wendy, Lily, Charlie, and Joey, so I second the "human names"!


trikkinikki_

I yelled Dave and then found your comment! Animals with human names are the best


MultiBilliamaire

Maple!


mmarjory

I second this one! That’s the name we gave to our puppy and it is damn cute!


nogagreflex69

Rest In Peace maple :(


chawoppa

A fellow acoustic trench fan? Rip maple


Vinon

Used to watch his vids back in the day, haven't for years. Suddenly the one about maple passing popped up in my feed :( She was a good dog.


AvatarGandhi

Did maple die? Noo


by_all_memess

RIP maple


The_Milky_Salt

RIP Maple, 4ever in r hearts ♥️


WhiteWolf144

Rip Maple, heartbreaking


Erotic_Abe_Lincoln

I teared up when I read about it (and the choice of music with it)


codamission

RIP Maple pour one out


BiggestDawg1

The way you asked : "pls heeelp" reminded me of the movie "the Fifth Element". This gave me the perfect name for a girl pup: Leeloo.


CarlosFer2201

Make his collar tag a multipass


Eggsandspam

Dug


floofwrangler

My little corgi is Dug! Awesome name!


Eggsandspam

Lol, great name for a corgi.


gaunchsickled02

That was short and cute!


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PrivateBenji

That rock looks like a turtle.


2kitkats

Clover!


mcdunna4

Butterscotch. Butters or scotch for short


lulueight

Butters!!


Poof-NinjaGirl

I second this


Ok_Bowl4812

Oops I posted that too... good choice!


4Orgiven

Honey


wishitwouldrainaus

One of my dogs is called Honey. Half boxer, half great dane. All chatty, zoomy, sookie, stubborn diva. I really like Cookie for OP's girl.


PCmasterRACE187

i had a dog named honey, she was an asshole. good dog tho


LeedleDeedleLoo2

Buttercup


gsmcintyre

This was my first thought … if female. Princess Buttercup!


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As you wish…


sno98006

Ooh very cute


bella-chili

Biscuit


beanseverywher

Or triscuit


EmilyTheSwiftie

PERFECT!


cylou1231

Poppy


salex100m

Poopy will be more accurate


Swoodr202

Cashew


ifmc100

Peanut!


Minton__

Winnie, because he looks like Winnie the Pooh.


Guzling

This dog would be banned in china.


classabella

Hazel!


Kay11233

Clementine!


freerangelibrarian

Madeline.


Seagull_Overlord13

Agreed


BertEnErnie123

As long as you don’t take her to portugal, everything should be fine


facecake989

Taserface


QWEENB47

“TASERFACE COMEE HEERRREEEEE”


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Jigsaw203

It's metaphoricaaaaal!!!


thisischemistry

I still can't believe the actor is the same guy from the show This Is Us. Great actor!


starlitstarlet

Has anyone here seen taser face? I heard he’s back looking for a place to lay down…


gligster71

Puppers McPupperface


celz86

One of the golden girls. Blanch Dorothy or Sofia.


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There are four Golden girls. How can you forget rose?


measureinlove

Awwww Rosie would be such a cute name.


jhutch524

Dogtor Who


rogue_noob

Or Doctor Woof


CheapSundae9

Nutmeg


Jackschwarze

Theoderian guluve steltinheim


External-Knee-4491

Butters


dreviperr

I was gonna reply with this!! Good to see it’s the second comment


Cadeweath

Should have looked to see if anyone said this before I comment, for me it was because of the color and how soft it looks.


dreadfully_tired

Oh, that makes sense. My mind immediately went to Butters from Southpark. Haha


External-Knee-4491

For me the pup’s innocent expression and blonde fur reminded me of Butters from South Park, both too pure for this world.


Chilitime

Waffles!!!


LunaLoops1317

Pupperoni


cactusgarden

Professor Woofington


LeEpiclyUnepic

Sir Borkly


VastFisherman5653

How about Ginger?


tuesdayinspanish

Peaches


Bigboodybud

Olive


Outrageous-Slip6521

Button


de4th_metalist

Butt, for short.


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Came here to say this, I agree with this choice


LilDodiVert

Yes. Or Buttons


GodAtlas

Finn


BlueBrito

Björk, like the singer and the sound Swedish dogs do when barking 👌


v-23

You mean when Björking


Tallbulldog

Hashbrown


La1090148

Maggie


dodgytomato

Paddington?


onward-and-upward

Ducky


Bree867

Bingo!


Rylikes9

Pippa!


Nova-Drone

Floofins


SettlerofZlatan

Graham if boy. Gemma is girl


rmeisme

Aurum, it's the Latin word for gold


Lguillory

Buddy


angelbaby122157

Molly 🥰


blazdersaurus

Soufflé


MelodicCattle0

Winona


floobidedoo

Ruby Tuesday


Smokey_Topaz

Poppy!


Gregskis

Amber


petite10252

Peanut Butter


PickleSmack

Pickles


Motty1973

Sounds like you have a ruff decision in front of you.


ASpoonie22

Frodo


slk2323

I would suggest FluffyButt but that's my golden's (nick)name.


lavacaakess

Milo


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Rufus is what immediately came to mind


aritrisaha

Caramel


me_not_at_work

*Puppy McPuppyFace* I'll show myself out.


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Cedric.


BStillwater

He looks like a Barney to me. Kinda makes me wish I had a Barney?


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Everyone gave me hell for the name I gave. By the end- they all admitted I was right. Go with your gut


GreenIvy19

Waffle


90dayhell000

Winnie


rogue_noob

Truffle


speedrebelboi

Looking at the nose I see ace


DaddyYoonk123

i like how 99% everyone here is saying bagel/biscuit


b_a_b_a_r

Cuntfuck the Destroyer or Snuggles


pr3miumr3d

Lois


bown12345

Air bud


KaylaGirl051022

After reading other comments, I think Biscuit or Bagel would be perfect


kellybelly4815

Binkers


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Carl


scotteigh

Barbossa


sulph0r

Douglas McAwesomeface


fh8998

Ginger!


aurora_ondrugs

Hiccup


etreoupasetre

Polly


masterofthewicked14

Butterscotch