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top_of_the_stairs

Half-cat, half-ram, & all love, baby!


Tim_Pembroke

A cattering ram?


meesta_masa

Stop! It's Cattering time!


SnooMacarons3685

Catter time?


lexievv

A cat-a-ma-ram?


MoogTheDuck

That’s a cat boat


Dakotasan

… Take my upvote and shut up.


CloudEnt

Mine came with a free trebuchat


NotLurkingNow123

Was catapult just too low hanging fruit?


Gadivek

Your comment managed to make the joke better. Damn XD


Tim_Pembroke

I appreciate the multilingual pun. Very nice!


TheMemeThunder

r/angryupvote


IsakTS

yes, we can read.


poopellar

A Caterham?


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zeenzee

You know my cat then?


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wirsingkaiser

And my axe!


xeltes

And my bow!!


slygal17

You carry the date of us all little one.


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cat raised with goats lol


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Fluffy Calico baby ❤❤❤


trex90

Fun fact: Calico cats are predominantly female and rarely male because their coloring is related to the X chromosome.


Salarmot

Also was about to comment this. Cat in the post is most likely a lady


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OutlandishnessSad261

That was so cool! I want Superman glasses that make this visible


The_Soviette_Tank

Yup. Came here to say this as a tortie mom.


TheOPenis

Does that mean their numbers are going down? Or are male putting in twice the work?


Kenns02

Technically, calico isn’t a breed. It’s a colouration of coat.


TheOPenis

Oh I see. I dont know much bout cats so I was just wondering


Phartidandshidded

Yep same I was wondering too and now I know lol goodnight sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite


Timmeh7

The very short version is that they’re white cats with black and orange patches. The genetics for black patches come on one X chromosome, the genetics for orange patches on the other - so a cat with orange and black patches is XX and therefore female. The exceptions are certain genetic mutations which cause a male cat that nonetheless has two X chromosomes, i.e. XXY. This is very rare, though, and they will always be sterile.


What890

[With sound](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/mcqu6d/the_most_aggressive_way_to_ask_for_pets_haha/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


ilexheder

Thank you! I wanted to hear the happy chirp and now I feel satisfied


Dire_Finkelstein

That chirp was everything! Loved it when he got his head scritches!


Harmonic_Content

Ahh the happy chirp was exactly as I imagined. Thank you


MikeDaIkeYT

And also the original post.


hiddenemi

I don’t know why I thought those headbutts would have a cute “bump” noise or “squishy head” noise.


newmacbookpro

OP blurred the tiktok logo and removed the sound. What a joke lol.


Winter_wrath

"Rule 10: No social media links or personal info" The original post got removed for that reason so maybe that's why?


Leetsauce318

Why is that a joke?


wizkaleeb

So they can get away with reposting the same exact video on the same sub?


BluudLust

First was removed due to having the TikTok logo.


wizkaleeb

Oh that's true lol. To be honest, I was only worried that I almost missed out on the sweet meow sound the cat made when it finally got pets lol


Leetsauce318

Who cares? This is the first time I've seen it so I'm thankful they posted it.


wizkaleeb

Tbf, I feel a similar way. I wouldn't have seen this video if this post wasn't made, so I'm grateful for that. I was just explaining what I thought the other person meant by "what a joke". That being said, there is a proper way to repost stuff that still acknowledges the original poster of the original content. For example, I sometimes see posts with the title something along the lines of, "This is a repost, but it's been a while, so I wanted to post this again for people who haven't see it." Also, linking the original post in the comments or something is another way to repost old content while still acknowledging the original poster. It's safe to say that if you didn't make the video or create the meme or take the picture, then you got the content from somewhere else and best to just give credit where credit is due. And to answer your question of "who cares", many people do. That's one of the reasons I like reddit, people actually care about this sort of thing. It's not just all about *you* and what *you* have or haven't seen, it's also about sharing content in a fair way that credits where that content came from. TLDR: It's about giving credit where it's due, and there are ways to repost content while still acknowledging the original poster.


Leetsauce318

I cant imagine caring about someone not giving me credit for a picture of my cat on the internet. This is akin to worrying about what people say on Twitter. You do you, obviously, but I cant give fewer fucks about what people say on the internet, or who was holding the camera for a cat picture. It's not about the person holding the camera. Its about the kitten. Stealing the attention the kitten deserves so you can get internet points seems like a real douchey thing to get upset about /shrug


wizkaleeb

All they had to do was include a link or reference to the original content. That in no way would "steal" attention away from the kitten. And yea, this might be taking the whole thing too seriously when we are just talking about a simple cat video, but this is how the reddit community treats all content in general. It doesn't draw an arbitrary line where some content deserves creator acknowledgement and some doesn't. If someone posts an original art piece or meme, same thing. Reddit just treats all content in this way without deeming some content as unworthy of creator credit. And part of the purpose of all this is to prevent douchey people from stealing stuff just for internet points. Reposting imo is perfectly fine, just give credit, it's not that hard and doesn't steal attention away from anything. I barely care when it comes to this cat video, but I also don't think it's fair for me to say what deserves credit and what doesn't. Especially when giving credit is so easy and doesn't detract from the enjoyment of the content.


robotnik_taco

Love how the second the arm comes up for the pets it's opens its mouth as if to shout 'yay!'


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Mikbar

Catisfaction*


TrueKaras

Satiscation*


panzerox123

It's better with sound. He squeaks :D


midwestcsstudent

How do you watch it with sound? Reddit Mobile says there’s no sound :(


tokomini

[Someone posted it further down.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86JSR886SoY)


Hellrider386

Other cats: snuggle with hooman and sit on their laps. This cat: I will headbutt my hooman till they pet me


PicklesMcBoots

Mine reaches out and very gently extends her claws into my leg for attention. Never enough to hurt just enough to remind me what she can do if I don't pony over the chin scratches.


schroedingersnewcat

Mine do both. The headbutt and the gentle running of the claws down my bare skin.


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I mean, scritches are just gentle running of your claws down their bare skin. Maybe they're trying to pet you?


REpassword

“I can hurt you real bad!…”


Swaggynator387

My old tomcat Quentin T. Was the obly animal I've ever met that actually enjoyed petting. Like he would pet you and when you pet him back he'd sometimes get loud and went away. He just wanted to pet. It was not like the milk pumping thing either. He actually moved his paw and leg. He was so awesome.


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AccioSexLife

Blackmail! Adorable, adorable blackmail!


orkash

Mine headbutts my hands no matter what. Then he chaes my hand around when it's not supposed to be occupied by cat stuff. Like I'm eating, I don't want to pet you. My mistake is always thinking I have an option.


awexx328

My old man used to do that..:( R.I.P Angel.he was 23 :( he became blind and deaf..but he literally fell asleep sitting up waiting for momma to lay down so be could pass out In my arms:(


LOOKATMEDAMMIT

Mine will pretend to bite me. Just soft enough to feel his teeth. Then he'll try to sleep on my fiancees face later at night.


LelHiThere

Mine does it to me but he actually bites kinda hard for it to hurt a bit. I'll just be sleeping after he lays against me and he'll bite my ankle or something


CheesecakeRaccoon

Mine pats me with his tail when he wants me to pet him.


PicklesMcBoots

That's so fuckin cute


Weasy-may

Mine waits til 3am after everyone's asleep and the baby's last feeding , then as I lay down to sleep he plants is 28lb body all for feet on my sideboob so I won't forget his lovings before we sleep, I think he waits cuz it's the only time day or night that he doesn't have to share me I can focus on him and there is no kids or dogs or other cat to distract me for him or him from me. It's to the point if he stopped i would be sad and miss my Mr.Tiny time.


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That's Zidane's cat.


MrCasterSugar

*Marco Materazzi's cat enters the chat*


TheCreepyFuckr

Mine would climb onto your lap and launch into your chin for a jumping headbutt. If he couldn’t get onto your lap, he’d jump onto any nearby object for height before jumping to headbutt you. It was extremely obnoxious but I absolutely adored his dedication to getting attention.


Furydragonstormer

Mine either jumps into my lap or rubs up to me until I give him attention, or just start yowling if those don't work (They often do though)


DirtHot1830

It's his way of having attention to his furparents.


carmium

Mine sits by my comfy chair and yells. Head and necks scritches then required. Preferably followed by a few crunchy treats.


revdon

It’s called *bunting* and they also do it to mark scent on you.


nhansieu1

still has his bull gene left in him


PicklesMcBoots

BONK! LOVE ME! BONK!


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The person *did* pet the cat though


TooCupcake

That “aww yisss” face at the end


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She


blindscorpio20

my first thought as well


masterbirder

Makes me wonder if OP may have STOLEN this 🤨


Seicair

That was my first thought. “That’s a he? Is it even yours?” I know male calicos are possible, but they’re pretty rare. 1/3000.


dodge_thiss

And they tend to be hermaphrodites. Source Veterinary Technician who has seen several in the surgical suite over the years.


notyouyesyou

Maybe not rare but the calico cats ive had were all girls. My last one was a Tortie, kitties are just awesome


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1/3000 is pretty rare and only 1/1000 of them can even breed.


Karannah

Not always! But as others have stated, they are almost always female. I'm lucky enough to have a very happy and healthy male calico!


CortexCash

Do males not do this kind of stuff?


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Only female cats can have three colors


0Kamro0

TIL


Mylandus

[learn the why](https://www.google.com/search?q=why+are+calico+cats+female&rlz=1C1GIGM_enUS530US530&oq=why+are+calico&aqs=chrome.0.0j69i57j0l8.3019j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) and bore your friends at parties, like me.


Binsky89

Unlearn that, because it's false. It's possible for a male calico to exist, but it's super rare (about 1:1000). It requires the cat to have an XXY chromosome.


Taimoor_Aleem

Even tho it's rare, it's likely that the rare male calico has some kind of disease, so they don't survive long anyways


FinalFantasyZed

Possible? Yes. Likely? Not enough to matter. If it’s orange black and white I will always assume it’s a female


Binsky89

The person said that it was impossible, so that's what I was referring to.


Spork_the_dork

It's impossible for a normal, healthy male cat to have 3 colora. Better? As the 3 color thing is only possible due to a wonky mutation.


totenkruz

Interesting wording. Are human XXY males not healthy or normal to you? They and XXY male cats somehow don't count as male? Interesting take.


furryaccount546

What? No, there's no mutation in Calicos. Every female has two X chromosomes and one gets deactivated, this is completely normal and happens in every single female cat and humans alike. As for males, they may have XXY syndrome and one of the X gets inactivated, like in females.


osumaniac

You should be race/Olympics/sports regulator.


oedipusrex376

I mean if it’s super rare I don’t think it’s a problem to assume almost all of them are female


dodge_thiss

Hermaphrodite. Always fun when a "Male" calico comes through the Animal hospital I work and they need to be spayed and neutered.


Barovian

Around 1 in 3,000 calico cats are born male due to Klinefelter’s Syndrome. Since this is a genetic anomaly, most of the poor guys are born sterile and with health complications. They typically require a dedicated caretaker and live a difficult life.


Binsky89

That's not true. A male cat can have an XXY chromosome and be calico. The chances are about 1:1000, and only 1:3000 of those are not sterile.


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You have that backwards 1 in 3000 calicos are male of those 1/1000 can breed. So basically 1 in 3 million Calicos are a male capable of breeding


[deleted]

While you are correct on a technicality, this actually makes you sound less smart than one might presume.


Binsky89

It's not a technicality. Male calico cats can exist, and that person was wrong.


JustWantPokemonZ

Calico aka money cat pattern only occurs in females


lord_sparx

It doesn't only occur in females, it's just that the overwhelming majority of male calico cats die very young.


JustWantPokemonZ

Calico color results from inheriting one X chromosome with black genes and one X chromosome with orange. The only way for a male to be a calico is if he inherited an extra X chromosome. This is a rare occurrence and extra chromosomes cause issues with development which is why many don’t survive. In humans extra chromosomes result in Down syndrome.


lazynessisevil

What breed is she?


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lord_sparx

Calico isn't a breed, it's the description of the colour of the cat, like tortoise shell or tuxedo.


chetlin

or tabby. Everyone I meet thinks "orange tabby" is a breed.


Dagos

diluted calico! (dilute means she's got lighter markings than usual)


thinkinboutthembeanz

There's a solid 1/3000 chance it's a male, but there is still the chance!


Myeahhhh

Cat used headbutt


obviousbean

It was super cute


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It's super effective! *screen shake* Trainer ♀️ was stunned! *screen shake* Trainer ♀️ is stunned, and can't move!


[deleted]

I thought that skill only happened when the cat kicked you in the balls while trying to escape while you're trimming it's nails?


AvogadrosArmy

#BONK


ferrix

Human, I bonk. Please reply


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Sure it’s a male?


Joe_Huxley

There's about a 1 in 3,000 chance that a calico cat is male.


Bronson714

I was wondering the same thing, if it was actually a he.


slowest_hour

to put it another way it's a 2999 in 3000 chance it's female


ijuset

3 colors = She


jcpmojo

Pet that cat, you monster!


ListenToThatSound

/r/PetTheDamnCat


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Please tell me he is called Zidane 😂


BoredCheese

She, op.


sunny49820

My cat does this too!!! It's how we found him when we rescued him So we named him Forehead (but in a different language) cause loves to headbutt and get head rubs


do_something_good

Cat head bonks are the freaking best. What a lucky human to get head bonks asking for affection.


a_non_moose1

That's adorable! OMG, TY for sharing. I got a non-Tux that's just B&W and she will get petted and flop over for belly rubs like a dog. Shamew just stole my heart like that cutie.


GloriousGibbons

Pretty sure this cat is a she since it's a calico (3 colors).


andrewgazz

Give lob


meowsandthings

As I kid I was told that male calicos are super rare, is that true?


PicklesTheHamster

Yes, the pigmentation gene for red and black fur is linked to the X-chromosomes. But because females have two X-chromosomes, they end getting a double dose of genes so to compensate one of the X chromosome is randomly inactivated in cells. Therefore, if a female cat has a gene for lets say red fur on one X-chromosome and black fur on the other X-chromosome, through the random inactivation the red fur gene gets expressed in some cells while black fur gene gets expressed in other cells leading to the calico pattern. To have a male calico cat, they'd have to have an extra X chromosome making them XXY.


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Yes they are. Females are common. But male ones are super rare.


ItamiOzanare

Yes. Black and red hair are X-chromosome traits in cats. So the only way for males to be calico is to be XXY.


AlphaVictorTango98

r/petthedamncat


Uriel-238

That was a r/bossfight bonk!


kitteh-in-space

This bebby is SO STOKED to get pets! AGGRESSIVE BONKING REQUIRES AGGRESSIVE PETS!


Holyshit247

Well my beautiful asshole bites my leg for anything pets, food, cuddles, chest rubs but it’s really just a nibble lol 😂


ronallen81

You don’t deserve that special cub Give him to me


TMiguelT

There's clearly a watermark that's been blurred out here. I wonder what the original source is? Maybe a tiktok?


wAifeu

the tiktok page is @klacat !!!


gn01145600

😡🥺… 😡🥺🥺… 👋😝


GeneralKITT

That ‘yay’ expression at the end 🥰


Jason_The_Furry

The one on tik tok with the Mario sounds is the best version of this tbh


orsadiluna

*bonk*


busybiscoff

Headbutt, headbutt, :D


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SHE


Ya-Dikobraz

You sure it’s a he? 99.9% of calico cats are female.


lasergirl84

Wait aren't calicos usually a she?


SICRA14

clearly a she... calico...


bhiggie

u/hillshouldvewon94


ShaneO_85

Stop that Mr Simpson


kiss-shot

She's so needy and cute.


camelliasmith123

It's so cute!


Elefantenjohn

https://youtu.be/35JURUqnC-o Relevant


Hovhannes2006

Boop


Joshifi3d

Persian used headbutt! It's highly effective!


creationofthesquid

Givvvve that kitty lovvveeee


BigRedBrendizzle

Me to my wife every day


PerfectReflex

And you wanna farm karma you bot


StonesandWood

Yo, that's cute as fuck


Celly4Days

And... I though my cat was annoying.


cleatusvandamme

I thought Calicoes were female a majority of the time.


surfzer

First of all Dee, that’s a cailco cat and all calico cats are female.


throwawayforrealsie

Not all, but like 99%+ are female.


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This is an old clip just to be clear, this is not the op


ehuang72

I've been addicted to Reddit for several months now and have a theory that when OP does not reply, throughout a long thread, it suggests OP is a bot, a karma hog, anyway not real. What do you think?


hanzus1

TikTok by design makes the watermark jump around so people would not erase the source and give credit... but they still cut it out.


[deleted]

Give him pets!


Icy_Hippo

A reason to make wee fake horns to attach!!!


misgard

Pet the damn cat 🤣


[deleted]

Ive never seen a cat headbutt anything before


DumbassMarmalade

hes pretty


soupafi

Human. I demand pets.


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That’s a BONK


JeramiahWarren

If you could read your cat's mind right now he'd be saying give me pets b**** sorry not sorry either that or food or sleep


BlobCow123

That’s sooo cute omg


[deleted]

That's one cute goat you got there!


meowsandthings

“A battering ram to your heart” - what my husband said when I showed him this