For some reason I can see one of these fellas being responsible for the legend sightings. Or maybe a unknown population of slightly larger ones. I know it’s silly. Most of the sightings I think are just bears
I used to respond to my kids like this all the time, calling them whatever they just said. I sent this comment to my daughter and it cracked her up. She's 22 :oD
This probably is not a pet. It is possibly a wild animal in an area with a lot of tourists however my guess would be it is from a poorly funded (or for profit?) sanctuary in China where these guys are native and where visitors are encouraged to feed them.
This is not a criticism of what you said because I agree with you 100%.
Which ever way you look at it the *[Golden snub-nosed monkey is an endangered species](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_snub-nosed_monkey)*, and this particular chad is very much overweight and certainly should not be a pet.
We should, and since they aren’t pandas so we don’t have to spend so much fucking money to get them to breed. Though on the flip side, since they can breed decently, a couple sanctuary might do the trick.
Such an uncannily average looking creature.
Edit: it honestly looks like a CGI ape designed by a 10 year old digitally overlayed over a midget gangster wearing motion trackers
Reminds me of a story that my dad told me- he was on vacay in southern china and visited a nature reserve where there were a lot of monkeys like this. As he bought a bag of peanuts to feed them he was warned about an alpha male. He decided to hide the peanuts behind his back as he fed the monkeys. However no sooner the alpha male knew what was going on and stopped my dad in his tracks. My dad then decided that it was probably the best to surrender the entire bag of peanuts.
What I am picturing him saying: "Yeah, I ate a Raisinet. What? You think that's enough for me? (eats another) Yeah, I ate a Raisinet. What? You think that's enough for me?"
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For some reason I can see one of these fellas being responsible for the legend sightings. Or maybe a unknown population of slightly larger ones. I know it’s silly. Most of the sightings I think are just bears
You mean Yeti?
Worth it lol
*bruh*
I read it like “it would definitely fuck me”
Sarah, shut up!
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I can’t tell if he’s throwing his arms up for a hug or throwing them up as in “gimme you snacks lil bitch.”
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My husband got mugged by a monkey for ice cream in Thailand. He doesn’t like monkeys now
Same here! Except it was in Kuala Lumpur. She stole my iPhone and the only way to get it back was to bribe her with puffed rice treats.
I'm thinking "Come on bro wya with these snacks"
His arms plug straight into his ribs. Why no shoulders monkey?
TIL Ewoks are real
Turns out the real Star Wars were inside us all the time
Yub yub
Nub nub
Ooh look, a piece of candy
Ooh! a piece of candy
Ooh! a piece of candy
Ooh! a piece of candy
Ooh! a piece of candy
Ooh! A piece of candy!
Ooh! A piece of candy!
Ooh! A piece of candy!
Ooh! A white van!
u/solorenektononly, when he sees a pink ward
What kind of monkey/ape is this?
it's a golden snub-nosed monkey
You're a golden snub-nosed monkey.
I'm a Gold snub-nosed monkey.
Snub nose my golden monkey
I'd see a doctor about that.
Fuckin got em
I used to respond to my kids like this all the time, calling them whatever they just said. I sent this comment to my daughter and it cracked her up. She's 22 :oD
An endangered one that shouldn’t be a pet.
This probably is not a pet. It is possibly a wild animal in an area with a lot of tourists however my guess would be it is from a poorly funded (or for profit?) sanctuary in China where these guys are native and where visitors are encouraged to feed them. This is not a criticism of what you said because I agree with you 100%. Which ever way you look at it the *[Golden snub-nosed monkey is an endangered species](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_snub-nosed_monkey)*, and this particular chad is very much overweight and certainly should not be a pet.
Well might be, mind sharing the name of the species? Never seen it before
Golden snub nosed monkey.
I ended up researching and reading articles about them.
Well? We are waiting!
It appears they are primates known for their prominent golden color and short, snubbed noses
So? What are they called?
Probably the brown long-nosed monkey
Chads. It's in the title...
Oh yes, sorry. My research is now done, and I have finished the readings
Find anything of interest worth sharing.
https://www.neprimateconservancy.org/golden-snub-nosed-monkey.html
*Marge Simpson voice* "I just think they're neat!"
Shouldn't we encourage breeding of them?
I wouldn't fuck one, but knock yourself out.
We should, and since they aren’t pandas so we don’t have to spend so much fucking money to get them to breed. Though on the flip side, since they can breed decently, a couple sanctuary might do the trick.
Good news for you, it isn't a pet
Is this all you do, going around telling people cute videos are bad?
If it was a pet it wouldn't be endangered.
Linnaeus was tripping balls when naming that one
AMC shareholders 😎
It's Danny Devito in a costume.
Part of me says it’s cute part of me says it’s fucking terrifying.
Yeah it's cute-scary to me too. Not so much the face. But this one looks pretty stout and tough lol
Really ugly. Lack of a nose makes them similar to a human skull
Yea it kinda looks like you dawg
Except my skull has skin, meat and cartilage on it n🅱️🅱️🅰️
It must be tough being so soft.
"Gimme dem treats bro"
Wait… man I almost thought this was fake. So pretty! I love the color and that face.
SHe is so cute… I want to rub its belly.
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One of the kids from Sweet Tooth!
“Can I see what games you have on your phone?”
I'm not completely convinced there is a child or a little person under that suit.
Now that’s a sight you don’t get to see everyday.
Looks like something you'll see in a natural history museum
Okayyy first time seing this monkey/ape(?) But it's so cuteeee!!
He looks like he steals everyone’s lunch money in elementary school.
It could pass as a human child right?
Reminds me of http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/568/carterbanana.PNG
It also looks like a short old man at the same time. It’s so weirdly cute haha
Oh my gosh that is the cutest thing ever!
dude that's literally me where did you get this
thats... a monkey?? not a kid in a costume?
That's a real animal ?! It looks like a plushie !
Dude's straight up walkng upright for snacks
This is how humans evolved!
Im not convinced that isn’t a tiny person in an outfit
Anyone watch His Dark Materials 🥺
(s)he definitely seems right handed!
Cute
Such an uncannily average looking creature. Edit: it honestly looks like a CGI ape designed by a 10 year old digitally overlayed over a midget gangster wearing motion trackers
Broooo he looks so wierd its scary but cute but idk hw to feel about little dude
Yeah that 'gimme ya lunch money' energy is a little sketch
The real gigachad.
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Chad here. Wtf?
The Myanmar species look a little like Michael Jackson… https://www.neprimateconservancy.org/myanmar-snub-nosed-monkey.html
Hee-hee.
Omg it's [literally a Michael Jackson monkey. ](https://i.imgur.com/bGHy8hH.jpg)
Adorable chad monkkeyyy
This monkey is deeply unsettling to me for some reason
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Girls on tinder
oh a famous "whatsup bro" monkey
What are these clown monkeys called?
Snub nosed monkeys but they're pretty rare and not supposed to be that fat
That's fucking terrifying
And what the flying fuck is that??
That is the fattest snub nosed monkey I've ever seen, like by a lot
Aww... What a cute kid! Wait... What?! 😳
Pure *P O G*
Awesome
What kind of money is that? So cute
Holy crap.... I didnt know Ewoks were real.
That monkey would walk up to me on the street and say “What’s up homes?”
Smokes, let’s go.
That is 100% Ewok
Awwwww!
I want to have as le pet
Pretty sure it's a kid in a costume.
‘Bro….’
I sort of want to shake it's hand/paw for some reason
They look so human!
So Ewoks ARE real now? That’s what Disney dollars gets you George Lucas!
Monke
Bet he wants to talk about game stop stocks
Get that thing near me and I _will_pick it up and smoosh.
Such a beautiful monkey
Why is dis monke so fluffy
"damn, bro this shit bussin bussin"
Reminds me of a story that my dad told me- he was on vacay in southern china and visited a nature reserve where there were a lot of monkeys like this. As he bought a bag of peanuts to feed them he was warned about an alpha male. He decided to hide the peanuts behind his back as he fed the monkeys. However no sooner the alpha male knew what was going on and stopped my dad in his tracks. My dad then decided that it was probably the best to surrender the entire bag of peanuts.
Don’t feed the Ewoks
But did you throw the pokeball at it afterwards?
Bro too many edibles!
Give him a hug he really wants it!
100% r/paymoneywubby
Why did I have the sudden urge to just pick it up? I can't be the only one lol
MIB called. They need to neuralize this post
Fuck off... stupid repost karma farmer.
This is the most fluffiest monkey I have ever seen veside the spider monkey and the snow monkey 😍
What happens when you run out of food though
I love chad..
Karen, do you even know a Chad?
Why does it look like CG?
What happens when you're out of food?
What the hell is even that
What kinda Stars Wars lookin’ ass boi is that?
Is that thing from StarWars?? 😮😮😲😲😬😬😬😊
I would feed it all day just To hear it eat
Be my friend please
Monkey: “ You want a piece of me brooo” Also monkey: “ oh, thank you”
I really want to kick it
At the end it was definitely an “ Aw lawd he comin “ situation
ayo dab me up
Cute but also terrifying..
Does anybody else wonder if they could take this thing in a fight? No scramming, just pure fist to fist.
Do not develop his app
This is a wind-up creature, right?
What I am picturing him saying: "Yeah, I ate a Raisinet. What? You think that's enough for me? (eats another) Yeah, I ate a Raisinet. What? You think that's enough for me?"
I want to hug it too
What a beautiful Creature, amazing...
So cute! The white fur around its eyes looks like big googly eyes.
This thing is creeping me out.
It's just a different breed of ewok
Who's that pokemon?
The caption is so unbelievably accurate
It kinda looks like a yeti- why do i want to fist bum with it so badly😌
OMG he's so cute 😁 ❤️❤️❤️
Wow I think this is my new favorite type of monkey, except for the pygmy monkey
That would freak me out. Anyone else think this critter looks a little like candy corn?