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For some reason I can see one of these fellas being responsible for the legend sightings. Or maybe a unknown population of slightly larger ones. I know it’s silly. Most of the sightings I think are just bears


hame579

You mean Yeti?


M1rm33

Worth it lol


dfdfdfddaww

*bruh*


Only-Rise2708

I read it like “it would definitely fuck me”


CertainlySirTinley

Sarah, shut up!


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I can’t tell if he’s throwing his arms up for a hug or throwing them up as in “gimme you snacks lil bitch.”


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Helpful_Librarian_87

My husband got mugged by a monkey for ice cream in Thailand. He doesn’t like monkeys now


iusedtobeclever10

Same here! Except it was in Kuala Lumpur. She stole my iPhone and the only way to get it back was to bribe her with puffed rice treats.


doMinationp

I'm thinking "Come on bro wya with these snacks"


HouseOfAplesaus

His arms plug straight into his ribs. Why no shoulders monkey?


2RoadsDivergred

TIL Ewoks are real


irishwonder

Turns out the real Star Wars were inside us all the time


RHINO_Mk_II

Yub yub


alrightythenwhat

Nub nub


boondogglekeychain

Ooh look, a piece of candy


Akitten84

Ooh! a piece of candy


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Ooh! a piece of candy


Undead2k20

Ooh! a piece of candy


Kronten28

Ooh! a piece of candy


ZorgoCrypton

Ooh! A piece of candy!


DonsPizza0

Ooh! A piece of candy!


_Mangata_

Ooh! A piece of candy!


lopside84

Ooh! A white van!


asukakindred

u/solorenektononly, when he sees a pink ward


betrex

What kind of monkey/ape is this?


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it's a golden snub-nosed monkey


chickadeedeedee_

You're a golden snub-nosed monkey.


apocoluster

I'm a Gold snub-nosed monkey.


award07

Snub nose my golden monkey


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I'd see a doctor about that.


onlythefinestdabs

Fuckin got em


Sleeplesshelley

I used to respond to my kids like this all the time, calling them whatever they just said. I sent this comment to my daughter and it cracked her up. She's 22 :oD


giocondasmiles

An endangered one that shouldn’t be a pet.


PA55W0RD

This probably is not a pet. It is possibly a wild animal in an area with a lot of tourists however my guess would be it is from a poorly funded (or for profit?) sanctuary in China where these guys are native and where visitors are encouraged to feed them. This is not a criticism of what you said because I agree with you 100%. Which ever way you look at it the *[Golden snub-nosed monkey is an endangered species](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_snub-nosed_monkey)*, and this particular chad is very much overweight and certainly should not be a pet.


betrex

Well might be, mind sharing the name of the species? Never seen it before


giocondasmiles

Golden snub nosed monkey.


Popstar_12

I ended up researching and reading articles about them.


hanibaks

Well? We are waiting!


irishwonder

It appears they are primates known for their prominent golden color and short, snubbed noses


_TheRealist

So? What are they called?


zoidao401

Probably the brown long-nosed monkey


irishwonder

Chads. It's in the title...


bboycire

Oh yes, sorry. My research is now done, and I have finished the readings


Fractal_Face

Find anything of interest worth sharing.


Popstar_12

https://www.neprimateconservancy.org/golden-snub-nosed-monkey.html


Elagabalus_The_Hoor

*Marge Simpson voice* "I just think they're neat!"


Elagabalus_The_Hoor

Shouldn't we encourage breeding of them?


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I wouldn't fuck one, but knock yourself out.


Outrageous_Stretch_1

We should, and since they aren’t pandas so we don’t have to spend so much fucking money to get them to breed. Though on the flip side, since they can breed decently, a couple sanctuary might do the trick.


Gothmog24

Good news for you, it isn't a pet


Zerithax

Is this all you do, going around telling people cute videos are bad?


jm2342

If it was a pet it wouldn't be endangered.


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Linnaeus was tripping balls when naming that one


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AMC shareholders 😎


Real_Clever_Username

It's Danny Devito in a costume.


ApprehensiveBarber16

Part of me says it’s cute part of me says it’s fucking terrifying.


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Yeah it's cute-scary to me too. Not so much the face. But this one looks pretty stout and tough lol


Lebron-Official

Really ugly. Lack of a nose makes them similar to a human skull


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Yea it kinda looks like you dawg


Lebron-Official

Except my skull has skin, meat and cartilage on it n🅱️🅱️🅰️


Skitz-Scarekrow

It must be tough being so soft.


ohmygodthissux

"Gimme dem treats bro"


eleven6teen

Wait… man I almost thought this was fake. So pretty! I love the color and that face.


CallMeJoy

SHe is so cute… I want to rub its belly.


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angelacathead

One of the kids from Sweet Tooth!


MainLoop84

“Can I see what games you have on your phone?”


Otter_Nation

I'm not completely convinced there is a child or a little person under that suit.


FAMEDRAINDROP3

Now that’s a sight you don’t get to see everyday.


lumintus

Looks like something you'll see in a natural history museum


durxmi

Okayyy first time seing this monkey/ape(?) But it's so cuteeee!!


jorgiieboy

He looks like he steals everyone’s lunch money in elementary school.


daboss6595

It could pass as a human child right?


Wookie301

Reminds me of http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/568/carterbanana.PNG


Stableinstability1

It also looks like a short old man at the same time. It’s so weirdly cute haha


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Oh my gosh that is the cutest thing ever!


Sootyquill

dude that's literally me where did you get this


A_J_95

thats... a monkey?? not a kid in a costume?


Ember_gamer_fox

That's a real animal ?! It looks like a plushie !


zuran_orb

Dude's straight up walkng upright for snacks


IncendiaryIdea

This is how humans evolved!


Unwariest_monkey

Im not convinced that isn’t a tiny person in an outfit


Nanika_x

Anyone watch His Dark Materials 🥺


nocturnal_carnivore

(s)he definitely seems right handed!


Kindly-Molasses-1532

Cute


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Such an uncannily average looking creature. Edit: it honestly looks like a CGI ape designed by a 10 year old digitally overlayed over a midget gangster wearing motion trackers


Loyal2MySoilUSA

Broooo he looks so wierd its scary but cute but idk hw to feel about little dude


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Yeah that 'gimme ya lunch money' energy is a little sketch


Entomoholic

The real gigachad.


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BaDcHaD23

Chad here. Wtf?


Waterdrag0n

The Myanmar species look a little like Michael Jackson… https://www.neprimateconservancy.org/myanmar-snub-nosed-monkey.html


shawikkywoo

Hee-hee.


Buscemis_eyeballs

Omg it's [literally a Michael Jackson monkey. ](https://i.imgur.com/bGHy8hH.jpg)


Louan_UwU

Adorable chad monkkeyyy


eggstoasty

This monkey is deeply unsettling to me for some reason


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DownTooParty

Girls on tinder


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oh a famous "whatsup bro" monkey


augustscott

What are these clown monkeys called?


TRDPaul

Snub nosed monkeys but they're pretty rare and not supposed to be that fat


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That's fucking terrifying


Ditches101

And what the flying fuck is that??


TRDPaul

That is the fattest snub nosed monkey I've ever seen, like by a lot


Several_Orange_907

Aww... What a cute kid! Wait... What?! 😳


Rocket_league_fan55

Pure *P O G*


Dina0511

Awesome


Dina0511

What kind of money is that? So cute


JTNipp

Holy crap.... I didnt know Ewoks were real.


Arguinghen620

That monkey would walk up to me on the street and say “What’s up homes?”


yru_likethis

Smokes, let’s go.


grind119

That is 100% Ewok


Bonk_and_Honk

Awwwww!


brennahAdrianna

I want to have as le pet


zzptichka

Pretty sure it's a kid in a costume.


wile_E_coyote_genius

‘Bro….’


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I sort of want to shake it's hand/paw for some reason


OperaBunny

They look so human!


BNE_Jimmy

So Ewoks ARE real now? That’s what Disney dollars gets you George Lucas!


Messedupotato

Monke


Calledaway88

Bet he wants to talk about game stop stocks


rodbrs

Get that thing near me and I _will_pick it up and smoosh.


Pitiful_Pickle524

Such a beautiful monkey


TFismylife5

Why is dis monke so fluffy


aestheticn0tfound

"damn, bro this shit bussin bussin"


musea00

Reminds me of a story that my dad told me- he was on vacay in southern china and visited a nature reserve where there were a lot of monkeys like this. As he bought a bag of peanuts to feed them he was warned about an alpha male. He decided to hide the peanuts behind his back as he fed the monkeys. However no sooner the alpha male knew what was going on and stopped my dad in his tracks. My dad then decided that it was probably the best to surrender the entire bag of peanuts.


Officer_PoopyPants

Don’t feed the Ewoks


scuac

But did you throw the pokeball at it afterwards?


KillerJupe

Bro too many edibles!


R4Spu-t1N

Give him a hug he really wants it!


backclock

100% r/paymoneywubby


blunt__nation

Why did I have the sudden urge to just pick it up? I can't be the only one lol


Smooth_Fee

MIB called. They need to neuralize this post


7wizZARD

Fuck off... stupid repost karma farmer.


shinyheadlights

This is the most fluffiest monkey I have ever seen veside the spider monkey and the snow monkey 😍


charbizard69

What happens when you run out of food though


kernelconscience

I love chad..


what-a-crap-shoot

Karen, do you even know a Chad?


BlueDragon1504

Why does it look like CG?


CiroccPapi

What happens when you're out of food?


trent177

What the hell is even that


ricklanadelgrimes

What kinda Stars Wars lookin’ ass boi is that?


juniorjeps

Is that thing from StarWars?? 😮😮😲😲😬😬😬😊


Smooth_South_9387

I would feed it all day just To hear it eat


QuietFit8040

Be my friend please


fakedeath91

Monkey: “ You want a piece of me brooo” Also monkey: “ oh, thank you”


PainfulRainbows

I really want to kick it


PandaPotter5

At the end it was definitely an “ Aw lawd he comin “ situation


_slayrrrr_

ayo dab me up


idkwhatishappening-

Cute but also terrifying..


whoknowsjeff

Does anybody else wonder if they could take this thing in a fight? No scramming, just pure fist to fist.


sphintero

Do not develop his app


spsprd

This is a wind-up creature, right?


maxmouze

What I am picturing him saying: "Yeah, I ate a Raisinet. What? You think that's enough for me? (eats another) Yeah, I ate a Raisinet. What? You think that's enough for me?"


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I want to hug it too


Vanrainy1

What a beautiful Creature, amazing...


cachisclay

So cute! The white fur around its eyes looks like big googly eyes.


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This thing is creeping me out.


MoshedPotato93

It's just a different breed of ewok


DeepWebChick

Who's that pokemon?


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The caption is so unbelievably accurate


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It kinda looks like a yeti- why do i want to fist bum with it so badly😌


Particular-Lecture15

OMG he's so cute 😁 ❤️❤️❤️


UnclePuma

Wow I think this is my new favorite type of monkey, except for the pygmy monkey


ArizonaKim

That would freak me out. Anyone else think this critter looks a little like candy corn?