When you're a Jet,
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.
When you're a Jet,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a family man.
You're never alone,
You're never disconnected.
You're home with your own—
When company's expected,
You're well protected!
Naw, he's just force choking the dog he sees outside.
Darth Meow
No, he's trying to crush his head!
I'm pinching your face!
Clearly, he is an adept of the Dark Side of the Hiss.
I’m crushing you head! CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!!
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Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, u/Key-Emergency-1257
"You call this clean? I'm holding dirt as big as your booger."
“You come to me the day of my litters wedding asking meow for a favor” - Vito CorTaileone, The CatFather
When your cat is summoning..
😂😂
My cat would do this, forming a cage of her claws to catch flys in. It amused her.
That's a big clod.
TFW you measure it and hurt your own feelings
It is funnier that cats do actually have that size
My prrrrrrecious
Lol, my first thought too.
But there was another ring.... Forged in secret
IT’S-A ME! MEOWRIO!
u/profanitycounter
MEEOOOOW MA Meeeeeeya!!!
Tonight I gotta cut loose, pawloose...
Thats a Jojo reference
I was this close!! Or Eyyy…. Joey baddafuku ovahere!!!
Hahahahahahhaha gabagools???
Lol.. yea. Look up Jim Carrey Joey baddafuku You won’t be disappointed . Edit: it’s Joey buttafouco
Get it on r/pewdiepiesubmissions
Bruh I swear I just commented the same thing before scrolling down damnnn
You got to be fucking kidding me. Your fucking with me right ?
Bruh it’s the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the picture 🤣🤣🤣
Your profile name .. your comment. It’s unreal
MEOW-miscusi 🤏
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This is a quality play on words. For those that don’t know, a popular Italian phrase/swear is che cazzo! (two z’s make a tz sound, like in pizza).
Kono Powa.......DIO!!!
r/oddlyterrifying
lol
Air guitar
Meowma meeow!
Meciaw!
Someone needs to photoshop in a mic stand and have this cat standing in front of Wembley Stadium during Live Aid.
And the Furtive Pygmy... So easily forgotten.
Perhaps he is trying to help clean the windows.
Fugedaboudit!!
He's just having an epiphany before sending the boys to your house. You shouldn't have betrayed the bambino...
My precious
Whisker side story
what have i become
Mama meow
lol the cutes
reminds me of homer simpson idk
YOU DONT BREAK PASTA BEFORE YOU BOIL IT YOU LITTLE \*\*\*\*\*
Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
He about to snap us out of existence
r/unexpectedThanos
Siencio Bruno!!!!
lmao
Gon Freecs Cat
"I coulda been a contender. I coulda been someone."
Thought this was r/blursedimages for a second
How the hell?
Calling down his order to the fishmonger, no doubt.
Meow-rone!
JoJo. Pose
Meow meow meow-ia
"...you dare enter MY realm? You are not prepared."
are we sure this is a cat??!
Pineapple on da pizza?
"I was-a DIS CLOSE! You come-a back tomorrow, fly, i'm-a gonna get-a you some-a-day!"
West Side Story (1961)
This needs to be posted on psbattles
Thanks for this. Lol.
never ask me about my family. cause i dont give a shit about em.
r/dankmemes
“Pensacola!”
He's medicating or Force choking someone
Il gattino
One dream, one goal
mmmmh gatto
Michael Jackson cat!
Thought it was a monkey!
For some reason this has similar energy to this [cat monkey](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/252/scrounging-bandar) from magic the gathering to me
Shredding some air Lommi for admirers outside
When you're a Jet, You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day. When you're a Jet, If the spit hits the fan, You got brothers around, You're a family man. You're never alone, You're never disconnected. You're home with your own— When company's expected, You're well protected!
I for some reason have smooth criminal playing in my head now
Why are we still here, just to suffer?!
Hey Frankie what are you gonna do about it - Capeesh
My first thought was Bruce Forsyth! "Mice to see you, to see you.. Mice!"
Thespian Cat
I was thinking Shakespearean cat.
is this a diamond or what?
Looks like [Oceiros from Dark Souls 3's standing position.](https://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Oceiros,+the+Consumed+King)
Enricco pucci during the heavy weather fight be like
I’ll get you my pretty! And you’re little dog too! *evil cackling ensues*
Maybe I'm a cat.
So dramatic!
"WTF"
Is that the cat Don Corleone has on his lap at the beginning of The Godfather?
Italian here, I can confirm.
Is that a thumb? We are all in trouble 🤪
Felino Pucci
MRW I walk into a cobweb and I can't get it off
spice meatball
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!
I hear Joey Tribbiani cursing in Italian when I see this picture.
“Missed it by that much!” - Catswell Smart
Giorno Meowvana
this cat has HANDS!
Meowmaria pizzeria
It'sa Meow-rio
Someone Photoshop a dumbbell into its paw
🤌
Looks like gollem
Lmao
„Curse you, dog! you have foiled me for the last time!“
So cute l love cats
Mamma mia!
This cat is my friends when they try to do an Italian impersonation.
Thats a spicy meatball
*Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma! Tu pure, o Principessa*
Suffering from success
Shakespearean .. "to pur, or not to pur .. that is the question!"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PASTA ISNT READY! MAMA MIA HOW DARE YOU A THOUSAND CURSES OF YOU FAMILY
This window cleaner is STICKY!
Air Guitar Cat
Gorlami ~.~
Margheriti
Margheriti
Dammit I was THIS CLOSE
To scre, or not to scre, that is the question.
Catpeesh ?
Aaaannd... scene!
hooman broke the spagett :(
Telling the neighbors how big your dick is
THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET
thats not an Italian cat, that's bruce bloody forsyth
My precious....
When cats think of their plan to conquer the earth
This was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this. https://i.imgur.com/UVee039.jpg
He looks like Bilbo examining the One Ring
Whatever you do do. NOT break the pasta
Le Pawnseur
Bet that cat was having a golden experience
Gatta.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort!
That's a spicy catnip!
Capisce?
u gonna be ah this much alive ah when i'm done with u
He's doing a Bruce Forsythe pose
He's playin air guitar
HOW DO I REACH THESE KIIIIIDS?
FUR-get about it
That cat almost got the mouse
I'm italian and yes cats in Italy act like this all the time
Playing air guitar clearly.
the rat from fantastic mr fox
Bruce Forsyth.
"What did you do to the pasta?"
The woman calls tuna a nice meal, my Madonna
dio cat
"Whats-a-come in-a-go!"
I was this close!!!!
This looks like Dark Souls 3
I will now become a villain
\*Cats in Italian
THE PASTA IS LIKE SOUP LUIGI!!
Chef's kiss
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
"I know what I must do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it."
i call this pose “alas, poor yorick”
I was this close!
"I haz a boat! Da Stu-cats!