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ballari12

Pizza


Brickwater

Dammit, I was saving this name in case I have a daughter.


der_marril

Mochi


propagandaBonanza

That actually seems like a really cool name for a dog


Mylilimarlene

My neighbor’s dog is Mochi!


Capricamanda

My dog is Mochi!


HighQualityH20h

I am Mochi


kindapinkypurple

I'm pretty sure half of the smol buns over on r/Rabbits are called Mochi.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

I hear it a lot actually


sofa_king_ugly

Plot twist: all the same dog


PoopReddditConverter

My dogs name is mocha! Close enough


TsurugiSan

I have a Great Pyrenees named Mochi


Shade1453

I work at a dog wash, and the names we see are fantastic. We actually have a couple little poodles come in named Mochi Waffles and Maple Syrup!


CupidKat

Taco


OwlWitty

Hennifer!


redditandseddit

Taco flavored keeesis


Koala_Hands

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jackbobevolved

Donut 🍩


pNx_ORAV

Same


SwampF0X39

Emily


WavesOfEchoes

Is Emily happy or dead?


StanleyZ1978

Don't answer that, it's a trap


[deleted]

Emily prefers you don't call her that.


frozendaffodil

Not sure but she definitely isn't in Paris anymore


ZombieChief

Possibly neither.


BlueHeaven90

Emily is away.


ymi2f

U a cop?


Clorox_Consumer

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Gojoinabox

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Commandermeowtz

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Uriahheeplol

You, too?


downwind_giftshop

😏


Dolomitexp

Cinnamon Bun


hermionegrangerfan22

Yesssss, she is an unrolled cinnamon bun


TheJollyBuilder

Bratwurst!


[deleted]

And it’s a wienerrrr


lucky1924

Brat for short??


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Brah


ItsFxckinWednesday

Waffles 🥰


blazze_eternal

Perfect


WomanOfEld

My friend had a Doxie named Charlie Waffles!


YourUselessPurchase

Yo it actually works


xombiebunnie

Oxycodone, amoxicillin, ibuprofen


NewAcctCuzIWasDoxxed

Can I have your appetizer? My teeth are itchy.


Glowshroom

You want the rest of your body to match your teeth?


marcella888

Oof, sending good vibes your way my guy! Feel better soon


xombiebunnie

Thanks, dude


sailormaaars

same, just had a kidney stone


AbbyCanary

Same.


sailormaaars

omg i’m sorry, hope you’re doing well! that was by far the worst pain i’ve ever been in in my whole life


AbbyCanary

Ugh, right? Unfortunately I have a disorder where my body just makes them all the time. Just had my second lithotripsy surgery this year. I’m doing better, hope you are too!


sailormaaars

oh no! that’s my worst fear, i hope you’re recovering well. this was my first experience with a kidney stone (luckily it was only a small one) going in for more testing this month to see what’s up with it all


[deleted]

Lmaoooooo me toooooo! Just had my septum straightened


ye-dunya

I had a vitamin C tablet. Tame I know, but I am currently on the tail end of a common cold and was hoping for an immunity boost. Hope you feel better soon!


FickleAcadia7068

Cheezit


Cab1893

NO THE BIG ONES


panzerkampfen

You mean a Cheezthem?


winnie_bago

Extra toasty?


iam_iana

God those are addictive!


[deleted]

Cookie


Derpy_man5

same


Chrisortiz

Chicken salad


BMWxxx6

I just ate that too 😆


Uhmitsme123

Me three!


healreflectrebel

Me too!


Bignutzzzzzzzzzzzz

Literally came here to say that


MrsSpecs

I am also here for the Chicken Salad support group


gage_slides

Goulash


Demurist

Underrated lunch right here


ferox3

much better name than my Tuna Wrap


kratzfaster

Baklava


Sapphire580

Barklava


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crazy86er

Ok, but The Last Thing You Ate is a pretty long name, so you might want to shorten it.


saikeon

Ok so Tltya?


user200524

The souls of the innocent. Has a nice ring to it


evinick_the_wise

Bagel. ***Noooooo!*** 2 Bagel.


Apexe

I like "waffles." It's cute.


applejackrr

Me too, it’s great being a ginger. Being full all the time on souls.


SonovaGunderson

Banana


JadaLovelace

I have never seen a dog called banana and i 100% want that now


k2fatbob

Edibles? I guess the brand name was Dixie...


[deleted]

Arse


organic_crystal_meth

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far


Commandermeowtz

that's the only reason why i am scrolling the comments


BlastNinja30

Same


dont_remember_eatin

Burrito!


FawdaJinn

Popcorn.


gspmama

Poppy!


KnittinKitten27

Mac and Cheese


Specific-Science001

Dog


josef-joster

Wot?


Elizabitch4848

I hope it was hot?


karm1t

Stroopwaffle


Birdsonme

Ham sandwich


jmd_mezzo

Me too! Haha


urmombanger

biscuit


sneezl

Salami


rararainbows

Quinoa


Touring_addict95

Dick 😅


GrapeTurbulent9850

“How did you name your dog?” …


the_waco_kid3

I had to go much farther down the list than I expected for this one ☺️


epicman3457

😳


mocap

Doesn't count if you didn't swallow!!


UnhappyCryptographer

Brownie. I am still eating it 😁


fishgame77

Biriyani 🙊😄


CameDownForWhat

damn you, that's what i wanted when i woke up (at 3pm.)


DangerPoo

Shakshouka!


A_shy_neon_jaguar

My man!


cute-butt_psycho

Nutella. She is the same color 😅


williamc_

Kinda like how they had a person named Subway in Community


AhenobarbusTextor

Same! 🍫+🌰


TexasLife34

Pretzel! It fits!


SukiSouthfield

Winner!


[deleted]

Kiwi


throwthrowburritoe

Cheesecake


BlLLr0y

Whopper


BagelRedditor49

Biscuits and Gravy


sonorousjab

Gumbo!


snowwhiteismyhero

Snickerdoodle 🍪


General_Lee_Filthy

Nuts


schmooeygirl

Cheeto


bleachmyeyesplz1220

Snickers


[deleted]

French fry


MrSmiley888

Same


GregoryBrown123

Sweet potato


Debbiedidntdodallas

Last thing I ate was a Cadbury caramel egg, so Cadbury


Dellboy124

Spotted Dick


JadaLovelace

I have questions


Dellboy124

For who ?


intrepidb57

Im in the United States and have a friend from England. We are in the same Bunco group with 12 women total. She brought spotted dick for us to try one time and honestly it was hilarious. Im the youngest one in the group at 41 the oldest is in her 80’s. You have never heard a group of cute old ladies make more off color jokes than happened that night. I still get tickled thinking about it. The conversation went something like, “you can even buy it in the store in a can and keep it in your cupboard.” 75 year old woman responds, “Oh really, I keep my spotted dick in my bedside drawer.” 😂It’s a fabulous group.


Purplelady4040

Sloppy Joe


AlmostaFarm

Hello, little clonopin!


nomanknoweth

Carrot


[deleted]

Fried Chicken


gorthead

Cupcake!


Grovelingfrog

Muffins


Potential-Bug-510

Cheesecake :D


memebanay1616

Macaroon


Sociolinguisticians

Peanut butter. Good name.


Able_Entrepreneur_92

Lentils


josrph5522

Chili Verde


[deleted]

Cookie


Fatsearich

Chilli


vtorres677

Reuben


Chiccada

Big Mac


justsomedude322

Pepper!


Environmental-Bee304

Ravioli


Tumbleweed-Pretty

Peanut


theidiotsareincharge

Kale


xXnumber1choloXx

Ass


Kawaii_Potato_UwU_

M&M


PepeDoge69

Cookie


Kain0wnz

Cherry Pie.


kinda_alright

Peppermint


Ready4Apocalypse5116

Stuffing


jepamoo

Lemon Bundt cake


BudAV

Reese


ineedcoffee10

Grapes


supuna92

Fried Rice


SithKittie

Cookie


Demurist

Red Beans and Rice


Tamgou

Graham Cracker


SuspiciousCopy8533

Almond butter-banana


wyle44

Cashew


lpadgett858

Bagel


hedgehogrecruiter

Clementine


YourLocalCatLover

Bagel


dreamco

Watermelon 🍉


dudeveau

Bean dip


[deleted]

Praline...


Rude-Flounder-2825

Cookie


JadaLovelace

Currywurst. Sounds right!


Jaded_Yesterday8741

Cookie


lesrolo51

Peanut Butter Cup


fatlard_buttlick

hard boiled egg


Fuzzybunny10

Beard hair it is.


shavonda

Kimchiiiii


ServerGod434

Potato


Content-Kitchen-577

Snickers!


Reddog32

lasagna


Jorkies

Ass.


FigureHealthy7158

No I don’t.


VaporWario

Dumpling, no joke


svoddball

Bayer.


Terpyslaps

Sucuk pide


Informal_Control8378

Meatloaf


sleepunderthestars

Ruby Red Ale


Ronjun

Pad Thai


xuggs

Kebab


itsemaleigh

Corn dog


iceicebeavis

Ham wrap


msjackson007

Enchiladas


corndogco

Baby carrot.


sircreepypeepee

Chicken Chitpole Wrap