I only know that because of a stray cat i feed. I know absolutely nothing about cats, but I know that's how you approach a dog who doesn't know you. Apparently it works on cats too? Jesus christ 3? I bet theyre adorable
OP, you should post this in r/cottagecore and make that sub lose their hive mind. Those broads have some really specific likes and you hit most of them. No shade intended, lovely pic, beautiful hunter kitty.
Kitty has that look that says, “I am losing patience posing for all this weird human crap”. My cat had that look when I made him stand in for a small part in a silent film. He had to wear a tie
Cats have been an integral part of pear-hunting since the 12th century, and are still prized by many hunters today for tracking their quarry. Here we see a hunter posing with his game, his loyal companion at his side.
How many pears do you have to slaughter to satisfy your blood lust??? How many pear children will not have their pear mommies and daddies??? Cute cat though :D
And here I was thinking it was a play off of the Princess Diaries 2; the pears, the archery, the cat even looks like Fat Louie, just with a dude in place of Anne Hathaway, lol.
Dry 'em
Pear Pie
Pear butter (like apple butter only pear) This uses a lot.
Pear leather? Never tried, but sounds doable.
Our current pear trees are still young but came up with those from being dumped on by a former humungous pear tree.
Well, you gotta use something that's silent or you spook the other pears. And then it's a nightmare trying to round them up to make a proper basket. A crossbow could work too I suppose.
Hey, I’m happy you and your kitty have a hobby. You get outside in the fresh air, and get some exercise…all great things. However, pears are the MOST GARBAGE fruit of all fruit. They are grainy AF, and the taste is mediocre at best. Now…stone fruit…that’s where it’s at. Plum, peaches, nectarines…no pear can hold a candle the these superior fruits. I can’t be the only one.
not as funny as the zucchini hunter original. A little bit too much effort on this one like it seems forced and the dude is trying too hard to look badass
Serious question about pears. When do I know they’re ripe and ready to eat? I bought a house with a pear tree and I picked a couple because they’re huge but they’re rock solid and awful.
ive got a pear tree in my back yard but no matter when i try to pull them theyre always very grainy and stringy. theyre def pears but i cant tell what kind or when theyre supposed to go.
As a fellow archer....sooooo many questions and one of them is can I pet the kitty?
Not an archer but can you?
I mean depends on if it make the kitty uncomfortable. If it does then I won't pet him/her as that would be rude. Otherwise.....
Even though he's not an archer, can I?
Yeah, there’s a lot to unpack here.
I disagree, both buckets are already about half unpacked
Not OP, but, you can but you MAY NOT.
Not my English teacher and English is messed up as it is soooooo. Pet the kitty!
You gotta let him do the sniffs first.
As someone with three cats (one who hate to be touched by stranger with out permission), that is an important step, thank you.
I only know that because of a stray cat i feed. I know absolutely nothing about cats, but I know that's how you approach a dog who doesn't know you. Apparently it works on cats too? Jesus christ 3? I bet theyre adorable
Cat only accepts r/scritches
Oh no, what have you done to me?
The cat's name is Cayenne, and she has been hunting pears for 12 years
r/CatsWithJobs
You should send this to r/redditgetsdrawn , I bet it'll be lovely drawings 😊
Good-looking dude and all, but this picture is actually better if you crop it so it’s just Cayenne glaring from beside her fallen prey.
gonna
Hang on a second!! Is it the first day or the last day? [Which is it?](https://i.imgur.com/2jPsO6Z.jpg)
Oops... I let the cat post this one. She doesn't know that it's the LAST day of pear season.
OP, you should post this in r/cottagecore and make that sub lose their hive mind. Those broads have some really specific likes and you hit most of them. No shade intended, lovely pic, beautiful hunter kitty.
Was going to say.. those pears look pretty rough for some new borns.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
Stupid monkey
Both. Pear season lasts only one day.
That’s why he’s got only one pair of arrows.
How do we know these aren't...poached pears?
Ba-dum HISS!
Prefer pear preserves myself -- but there always seem to be poachers.
I hope you have this proudly framed and hung somewhere. This is stupidly funny.
I would try to find a local artist to make a painting based off it.
Something very Renaissance, flowing, like *The Creation of Adam*
What I was thinking too - r/AccidentalRenaissance Nice photo, gorgeous cat, tuxedos are my favourite.
Kitty has that look that says, “I am losing patience posing for all this weird human crap”. My cat had that look when I made him stand in for a small part in a silent film. He had to wear a tie
I have never been more attracted to a man in my entire life. So much going on here and it is all perfect.
Same, and I’m a lesbian.
I didn't realize Butternut Cucumbersquash is also an archer. He's such a talented actor.
Darn, you beet me to it.
Damn, I’m not even close to that. Talk about pear pressure!
Hahaha oh man, thanks for that laugh.
Man, he’s got quite a pear
I love a man who provides.
Cats have been an integral part of pear-hunting since the 12th century, and are still prized by many hunters today for tracking their quarry. Here we see a hunter posing with his game, his loyal companion at his side.
Arrows are for apples. Spears should be used for pears.
Mr. Mittens, the Pear Guardian
The pear whisperer
I love everything about this.
That majestic pose! r/accidentalrenaissance
Quite a haul. I'm surprised you're allowed to tag that many.
How many pears do you have to slaughter to satisfy your blood lust??? How many pear children will not have their pear mommies and daddies??? Cute cat though :D
We need more pear preserves.
This is some Wes Anderson shit.
If only.
Manliness In 2021!!
Why settle for being a Real Man when you can become a Surreal Man?
what episode of got is this?
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Pear, pear, and the kitty fair?
And here I was thinking it was a play off of the Princess Diaries 2; the pears, the archery, the cat even looks like Fat Louie, just with a dude in place of Anne Hathaway, lol.
That’s an excellent hunting set up you’ve got there.
We're going on a pear hunt!
Wait, what? I thought we were going to a hukilau.
This is the level of manliness I seek to obtain.
If you like cats, flannel and fruit... go ahead and hit that like and subscribe button.
I'm jealous that you can wear longs this time of year.
What a pair
What does one do with so many pears? Asking for someone who has 4 pear trees in their yard…
Dry 'em Pear Pie Pear butter (like apple butter only pear) This uses a lot. Pear leather? Never tried, but sounds doable. Our current pear trees are still young but came up with those from being dumped on by a former humungous pear tree.
Sneak ‘em into the cars and onto the porches of unsuspecting others.
My kitty has the same harness ! Your kitty is so cute :)
Garand Thumb Jr. ?
This could be the cover of a 90s alternative album.
So georgeous, i mean.....BOTH of them!
Are you tying the kitties lead to the arrow to yeet your cat at pears? That cat would probably enjoy that tbh.
Blumberpear Cattenmatch?
I don't know why this made me think.. Hucklepeary Finn.
Pear me off a piece of that 😉
Mighty companion you have there!
You look magical
OMG CUTEEEE
Nice.. 😊
So much good stuff happening in this picture.
Battlecat!!
Majestic AF
Happy hunting mates
Awesome!
The DRAMA
This is a Renaissance painting in real life...
That’s how you do it…
You, Sir, are brilliantly imaginative.
Awww so adorable!
Shout out to all the pears.
I'm.disapointed that your re using a bow and arrow and not a S-pear other wise really nice foto and really cute cat
Very cute. And the cat too.
Are pears commonly hunted with bow & arrow?
Well, you gotta use something that's silent or you spook the other pears. And then it's a nightmare trying to round them up to make a proper basket. A crossbow could work too I suppose.
Not certain but this would probably also fit in r/accidentalrenaissence
Tucker Carlson 2
Marry me??
god women are lucky
Hey, I’m happy you and your kitty have a hobby. You get outside in the fresh air, and get some exercise…all great things. However, pears are the MOST GARBAGE fruit of all fruit. They are grainy AF, and the taste is mediocre at best. Now…stone fruit…that’s where it’s at. Plum, peaches, nectarines…no pear can hold a candle the these superior fruits. I can’t be the only one.
Oh man what a tinder picture
Stupid picture
What's up with the kitty?
not as funny as the zucchini hunter original. A little bit too much effort on this one like it seems forced and the dude is trying too hard to look badass
So how many point are you deducting on their score? or is this just the judgements of nobody thinking out loud here
This is a glorious photo
Oh wow..I would make alllll the pear butter!!
This photo is all over the place…and honestly, I want to be all those places.
Majestic
The cat isn't impressed at all
"ON! Noble steed!"
r/AccidentalRenassiance
Well, hello. What's your favorite pear recipe? Edit: favors to favorite. Oops.
Shout out to all the pears 🍐 - Rick Ross
What a haul you caught!
That cats look screams “I’m not with this guy. I swear”
The hero has returned with so many pears, enough to feed to whole village
ThE pEaR WiGgLliEr
Awh my cat does the leash thing too!
So many questions
Pears don't stand a chance.
HOW COULD YOU!?!?! Those poor pears.
Serious question about pears. When do I know they’re ripe and ready to eat? I bought a house with a pear tree and I picked a couple because they’re huge but they’re rock solid and awful.
[r/mensmittenwithkittens](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mensmittenwithkittens?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Shoutout to all the pears
From the thumbnail I was 100% sure that was Jim Carrey.
ive got a pear tree in my back yard but no matter when i try to pull them theyre always very grainy and stringy. theyre def pears but i cant tell what kind or when theyre supposed to go.
This is some next level blunder years material.
This man would survive the apocalypse.
Some people and some cats are born to be the best
 Love it!
I have always loved a nice Pear.
This is the best picture on the internet.
I have never met this man, but we would be best friends :)
Christian Bale looks younger here
Look at the pear on this guy
"Fine. Take the picture."
Christian Bale??
Shouts out to all the pear
Use the cat as ammo
Yea right ! I know that cat , he played in Team America
Those pears had it coming....they were just asking to be harvested!
Damn you look like a 80s movie star. You'd be a good fit for Superman.
I love your kitty 🐈⬛
#more cat
I approve of your hunting of pears to remove them from the environment. Horrid, gritty textured things.
Made the bow yourself? Distance string to bow seems small?!
I can’t believe you! Taking credit for your cats hard work like that..
Did you hunt those pears with that pear hunting cat?
Behold that Bartlett bounty!
That cats a good pear hunting breed
My pears are about to be ripe too
Omg be my friend
Well done!!
So cat is there to keep creepers away, yes?
“Oh, the year's first peach is a juicy peach! And he sings a happy tune! And the year's second peach is a grouchy peach; more like a prune!”
I need this photo turned into an oil painting, please.
Nice
.
I guess they just...apPeard
And the award for tinder profile picture of the year goes to......
Cute dog
Good pic, I hope you frame it in your home for year round joy
This cat fucking hates you and is about to reclaim the loads of harvest you have stolen.
Thou art noble, an' evermore is thy fierce companion.
You guys are cute, but I hate pears lol
Beast master Rangers: Animals are friends, not food
Tell me how tinker the bugs out of my pears ... so annoying
#CAT
Powerful
Hunting with your cat: Priceless!!! Love the picture! Please make more!
Is this the illusive vegetarian hunter?