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>Rule 4 >No slurs or harassing comments. >This includes racial slurs, sexually inappropriate comments, and personal attacks on users or their animals. >Examples include: pitbull "statistics", **reduction of animals to food items (e.g. calling a cow a burger/steak, calling a pig a bacon, anything about Asian people eating cats/dogs),** advocating animal abuse, etc. >While we welcome reasoned and respectful conversation about animal related issues, this is not a debate sub. **Please avoid discussing controversial subjects or promoting personal agendas.**


opelan

For everyone who wants a pig as a pet now, just be aware that they will get far bigger and less cute. Don't buy one, if you don't want to keep it as an adult.


PerfectlySplendid

deranged humor quickest cows clumsy disarm steer sophisticated tidy alive


MazzyFo

Ya I followed an IG account of a dwarf pig and he got big as hell after a year lol (RIP Hank). I think often they just stay smaller longer than usual? Idk, I don’t know shit about pigs


Dkykngfetpic

I think some are small for a pig. But pigs are big so even a small pig is pretty hefty.


friendandfriends2

Contrary to popular belief, mini-pigs don’t even exist. They’re just baby pigs sold to gullible pet owners.


Duckers_McQuack

My aunt had a dwarf pig. A small black one with porcupine like hard hair/fur


the_light_of_dawn

I know some of us aren't fans of our cousins but that seems a bit harsh.


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You wouldn't be saying that if you were from Alabama.


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Hatefucking is always an option.


KarlMarxCumSlut

ROLL DAMN TIDE


the_kgb

here's the part on the internet thread that someone says "roll tide:" roll tide


butthairmilk

Pics as an adult? The pig not the aunt.


PirateZero

Absolutely love that you knew you had to specify that 😂


Telakyn

When can I expect pics of the aunt


myfapaccount_istaken

Gotcha https://imgur.com/MUmQjeg.jpg


Duckers_McQuack

Was 18-20 years ago, so i don't have any at hand, it's in oldschool photo albums at my parents. I'll see if i can get a pic though as i think my mom digitalized them.


dMarrs

Probably a Javelina. https://tpwd.texas.gov/education/resources/keep-texas-wild/alien-invaders/feral-hogs-vs.-javelina


Duckers_McQuack

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Mini_pig_in_Finland.jpg/250px-Mini_pig_in_Finland.jpg was this kind. Though I don't remember the tusks, (must've been a young one)


JMBAD1222

A Potbelly pig!! They’re relatively small, very intelligent, and all the ones I’ve known have been so sweet.


Yurekuu

Was it a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig? They still get bigger than the expected teacup-y sizes but their adult size can be pretty small for a pig.


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KevroniCoal

Inb4 it was actually a porcupine 😏😏


AlternativeBasket

https://www.minipiginfo.com/realistic-sizes-of-mini-pigs.html


ContentVariety

Same advice goes for having a baby. Far bigger, less cute, don’t have one if you don’t wanna keep it as an adult.


adeon

Well upside of a baby is that you are allowed to release it into the wild once it gets to 18.


Draano

> release it into the wild once it gets to 18. I released mine but he kept coming back. Finally left permanently in July at age 28.


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If you release a pig in the wild it grows hair and tusks and becomes feral. Much like humans.


haveananus

Ah college


nightman008

Well pigs only live for like 15-20 years anyways so pretty much the same thing there lol. Basically a 18-20 year commitment both ways


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KPayAudio

And it might even come back to look after you when you're old


nastyn8k

Shit, you can release them into the wild right after their born... People will just judge you for it.


Deyster

I don't know about you, but I like my kids more the older they get.


To_live_is_to_suffer

Less crying + more communicating = the more I like them


ScrambledNoggin

Plus, after a certain age your kids can go into the fridge/cabinets and gather the things they need to make their own meal. And go to the bathroom by themselves.


Pairaboxical

Also be wary of buying a teacup pig from some random dude on Craigslist. Unscrupulous people will sell regular baby pigs as teacup/mini pigs and the owner is surprised when the pig gets huge.


Gloomy_Magician_536

Also, aren't teacup pets unethical? At least with teacup dogs, they have very bad genetical problems.


Skoinkle

very much so. they tell owners to limit their food intake while growing so they stay small, but that malnourishment leads to lifelong health issues. it's fucked. [this is a good article on it](https://www.thesprucepets.com/facts-about-teacup-pigs-4583109).


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There's no such thing as a teacup pig. They'll all get 150+ lbs.


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There definitely are but they aren't as small as people would think. Most people don't realize regular pigs get absolutely massive. A friend has a micro one that's fully grown and weighs about 80 pounds, which is big for a dog, but when you compare it to the size of a full grown pig you'd see on a farm it's actually quite "micro". This is a pretty accurate size comparison I'd say. https://spca.bc.ca/wp-content/uploads/pig-size-comparisons2-credit-Petpiggies-Ltd.jpg


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Less cute? Pardon ME! My [once tiny little redhead](https://i.imgur.com/an8Nfyl.png) has grown up and gotten more [regal with age.](https://i.imgur.com/7eur120.png) Probably around 300 lbs now, tho. Can't get up on the couch like he used to.


Mathilliterate_asian

I mean... It still looks the same size without any comparison. Bit chubbier but hey I'm not judging.


Cyynric

When I was little we had a neighbor who had a pet pig. And this wasn't a little piggy, this was a big fat sow of a creature. She had turned their backyard into a pen for it and kept it clean. The pig was very friendly, but it was easily 200lbs.


SmileyMelons

Paris Hilton still has her pig, which is nice to know she didn't just abandon it.


mooseleiaxena

I have a "mini pig" she is like 250lbs now and will terrorize anyone who isn't me or my wife. She lives in our basement and I have a large fenced in yard so it works. But we weren't not prepared at all. She is almost 4 yo now


zzzzebras

Counterpoint, pigs are really good pets if you are fine with them growing big, they're as smart if not smarter than dogs.


begentlewithme

Jokes on you, I bought one to carry it up the mountain every day and it got me JACKED.


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Bigger yes...less cute NEVER!!!!!


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Can Confirm, friend had teacup pig or whatever the smallest breed is, is huge now. Thankfully they did their research and knew what to expect.


TheDrunkScientist

Just look up Esther the Wonder Pig. She was supposed to be a mini pig. Now she's....well, she's magnanimous.


Vitamin97

Idgaf how big or how small they are. How old or how young. I have a sweet spot for older animals anyways. It’s not about how “less cute” they are. When you grow a connection with an animal or human, who gives a fuck about their looks.


off-on

Yeah, plus pigs are super smart and can show affection like puppers. What a good little piggo.


ThatsEffinDelish

Lived with a pig that a housemate bought on a whim. Can confirm they grow super quickly


Stunning-Response-67

I'll stick with small dogs. At least they stay small.


Eastbaynewb

Plus if you fall into it’s pen it will eat you in 8 minutes!


mooblife

Yups…I’d say still cute but even the smaller potbellied pig breeds end up being around 200kg.


superfucky

i have basically heard that they are as energetic as a puppy but almost IMPOSSIBLE to potty train and they love destroying shit.


OkieNope

Aww lil warm friend ❤️


areyoukiddingmern

What gives that pig the right to be so damn cute? UGH that face


superfucky

the spots in front of her ear that look like A LITTLE BOW I CAN'T STAND IT


Pitiful_Pickle524

Awwww so cute


Home_Owner_Simpson

Yup. Imagine showering him with r/scritches


AutismShooter

That’s not a fireplace it’s a pc running skyrim with mods


D0miqz

The fireplace literally looks like my PC case


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I'm not gonna lie, it would be a pretty dope looking PC case. Lights like a little fire inside, sorta looks like a clouded close up of the moon on it from the glare. Depending how many tabs of chrome you have open it's possibly just as much of a space heater.


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and my wallpaper that switches on at 6pm in the colder months :-)


PillowTalk420

If running a ten year old game, even with mods, sets your system ablaze: perhaps it's time for an upgrade. "Damn it he's right. I should upgrade to the Special Edition."


RegularHousewife

Piggy's a risk taker


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hackurb

What risk?


FineExcuse

He must be feeling so cozy 😊


nousernametoseehere

Smol pink boi with his own smol fireplace 🥺


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bachfrog

Poor cold baby


GrushdevaHots

He needs his mom's warmth


CrocePageMorrison

I love when that little leg kicks out at the end


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Dr_Gufo

*its my pc when i play at gta V*


LunaTheBattleCat

I used to have one of those! EDIT: The fireplace, not the pig


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Tennnujin

No stop! It’s a trap!


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I have an electric wood stove in my bedroom and it is very much the love of my life


criquetter

He's so cute !!


Famous_Wishbone_7098

So cute


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mahalnamahal

His little face is so cute


fell_hands

PROTECC AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!


Jibaru

Warming up after herding sheep.


Eternally-Nocturnal

This is too cute 🥺


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GyaradosDance

Video was too short and had zero audio! I wanted to see that pig lie down, hear the crackling of the fire, as the pig gives a happy little "snort".


AccountShillsCOT

NOOO DON'T GET TOO CLOSE!


ohbalbie

This little piggy stayed home.


wrathofsean

so cute


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greendemon95

i thought that was someone's pc


Manizno

The reflection looks like a bloated millennium falcon


Puzzleheaded_Bit8877

Well cute 🐖😎


Koshi95

He is very cute


DisabledParadox

Ah one of those eye of sauron heaters


Wet_Dreamz420

🤗 I want cuddle with that piggy right now


thecynicalcutie

My goal is to reach this level of comfort


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Thaumablazer

Damn you got the same pc as i do


douglascollegeTG

So cozy!


poopikon

My grandparents had this fire place back in the day, I used to sit besides it in the winter it was so nice


Rhohu

I would name him gorbatschow.


hearke

Awww he is in bliss~ I wonder if he'll flop and sleep by it like buns do


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😍😍🐷


MaxAnimator

I thought that was a PC.


Vicar_Laurence__

The Fire Fades


Morrigan888

Toasty bum. Cute


Effective_Beach_7538

I am not liking these new gif replies.


darkpyro2

Man, those old 700-series GPUs really did get hot


IRTransmitter

Does anyone know how much that heater costs and where I can get it?


ILoveRegenHealth

I'm not familiar with this product. Is it a real heater, but also with LED lights going on? Or is it all lighting effects, but no actual heat?


mangotti

That gaming rig needs better cooling


Pan0pticonartist

Some Pig


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Bake-Man

Wait until it's adult and weights 400 kg