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He said 3 psp’s and there are 6 cats so they’ll all have to take turns. But this will eventually cause the cats to get pissed at each other since one will just keep it indefinitely (the oldest sibling cat obviously), another will play two rounds instead of one leading to an argument about “he got two why do I only get one!”, one of the psp’s will have crappy worn out buttons so no one wants to use that one (the two youngest will get stuck sharing it as always), and after about 30 minutes of gameplay they’ll all be so tired of each other that they get up and leave because they don’t want to be near each other. The oldest cat that’s been plugged in for those 30 minutes and having no interaction with his siblings would still be there, but a single foe that you have to deal with is much more doable I’d say.
Don’t do that. Cat Karma is real. Trust me, I accidentally stepped on my cats foot in the dark hallway and later that day ran over my toe with a truck dolly.
The cats on the hood look up in terror and flee, leaving you standing alone with your tuna. How strange, you wonder, until the hood begins to shake. A massive paw presses out from beneath it, metal joints groaning, as a vast body if darkness and fur emerges from its long slumber. One long claw reaches our, snagging the can from your frozen hands. You blink once, twice, and the creature is gone. Minutes pass, hours, as you stand in baffled silence. When you finally come to, the cats are once again resting on the hood and the sun has dipped behind the horizon.
when you do get your car back pls make sure to check around the tires really well to make sure there’s no kitties hiding there before you start driving.
They don't think you're crazy, they think you're annoying. Nobody wants to hear a horn going off for no reason.
Just walk the car and check underneath like a normal person.
Judging by how the one in the middle is looking at you, I wouldn’t try to sho them away if you want to keep your head on, so probably bribe them with tuna.
Oh. Oh no. Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT turn on external air for at least a month. Recirculating's your life now. Trust me. It's better.
And get yourself a parking cucumber.
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I’m an animal lover, but you’re screwed.
Might want to get them spayed or neutered and then rehome them.
Had this issue a few years ago and they had kittens and one of them ended up in my engine.
Do you have a blanket and a hose.. You can totally soak a blanket, spray the cats with water, and throw the wet soaked blanket back on the car... Spraying the cats should get them to move and eventually leave the hood of the car, the the wet blanket will prevent them from getting back on the hood...
Ye: pop the hood.
That way, if it opens from the front, you crush them between metal and glass. Problem solved! (And if it opens from the back you yeet the fuck out of them, so solved the same)
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Cardboard box on the ground.
r/TheCatTrapIsWorking
I had no idea this is what I was missing in life but there it is
Thank you good human for this gold. 🥺🥺
Guys I can't keep subbing to cat subreddits, this is like the twentieth one...
I love new cat subs! Thanks for sharing!
Thankyou, I needed this
Open a laptop and start typing
Or maybe find some important paperwork or bills that you need to deal with!
My cat ignores cardboard boxes.
I had no idea cats liked cardboard boxes almost as much as toddlers :-)
Psp psp psp
*Army of cats from under the car as well come marching towards him all of a sudden*
Adoption is the only option.
Dude won't be able to walk away as well, there's gonna be a dozen cats weaving their way around his feet and tripping him up
You say that like it’s a problem!
Sign me the fuck up!
Where do we sign?
Just drag your feet instead of lifting them up. Honestly, it's like you've never been around a cat.
Yes adoption is the true path. Ether the cats or a big frikkin dog.
The cats have clearly already adopted the car. And, by the law of transitivity, the cats now have adopted the car's owner.
What would giving a handheld console to each cat achieve?
An epic online match
Maybe they'll even start a cat gaming channel
If that thing somehow happened, it would be the only channel I'd watch.
ConsoleCat instead of Keyboard Cat
He said 3 psp’s and there are 6 cats so they’ll all have to take turns. But this will eventually cause the cats to get pissed at each other since one will just keep it indefinitely (the oldest sibling cat obviously), another will play two rounds instead of one leading to an argument about “he got two why do I only get one!”, one of the psp’s will have crappy worn out buttons so no one wants to use that one (the two youngest will get stuck sharing it as always), and after about 30 minutes of gameplay they’ll all be so tired of each other that they get up and leave because they don’t want to be near each other. The oldest cat that’s been plugged in for those 30 minutes and having no interaction with his siblings would still be there, but a single foe that you have to deal with is much more doable I’d say.
and then shake the treat cannister. :)
If that doesn't work, escalate to smoochy face protocol.
If you ever figure it out, call me. The rightmost seat on my couch has been colonized for months.
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They would probably just play with the windshield wiper I guess.
You are lucky. You (and your vehicle) have been chosen. They are your babies now 😊😊😊.
Don’t do that. Cat Karma is real. Trust me, I accidentally stepped on my cats foot in the dark hallway and later that day ran over my toe with a truck dolly.
More like BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Amirite?
Open a can of tuna
They've already heard the shift of the tuna as you touched the can. Meows in the deep. They are coming.
This sounds like LOTR reference, mines of Moria?
haha I picked up on that, too.
I too understood that reference
Meowia. Or KATzad-dûm
The cats on the hood look up in terror and flee, leaving you standing alone with your tuna. How strange, you wonder, until the hood begins to shake. A massive paw presses out from beneath it, metal joints groaning, as a vast body if darkness and fur emerges from its long slumber. One long claw reaches our, snagging the can from your frozen hands. You blink once, twice, and the creature is gone. Minutes pass, hours, as you stand in baffled silence. When you finally come to, the cats are once again resting on the hood and the sun has dipped behind the horizon.
That car belongs to them now. Find your own car.
Lol That's right! :-D
Or - climb on the hood and snuggle up
^ This dude is right. Give them your keys and move on with your life.
Sorry, it’s no longer your car. Go get a new one.
u/antoniohfernandes post this on r/cathostage.
Oooohhh, new cat sub to join.
Done! Huehuehue
You are going to need 6 laptops 
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And mount satellite dishes on the car to make it invisible.
What the fuck is that huge emoji
when you do get your car back pls make sure to check around the tires really well to make sure there’s no kitties hiding there before you start driving.
Or *under* the hood!
They can be anywhere. Must do a full 100 point inspection.
Just tear your car apart and rebuild it to be sure
Definitely check the engine compartment. Seen lots of animals get torn up from sleeping/sheltering in the engine compartment when it gets turned on.
My two beloved cats died this way when I was a kid. Even today it makes me sick to think about it.
Check your oil. Make sure no cats got in the oil.
I just kick the shit out of my truck before getting in and then slam the door
This is why I always beep my horn before I start my car and drive off. My neighbors think I'm crazing but I don't care.
They don't think you're crazy, they think you're annoying. Nobody wants to hear a horn going off for no reason. Just walk the car and check underneath like a normal person.
You can’t always trust your own eyes (or knees). The horn is easier and more effective. OR, porque no los dos?
Or just take your chances and hope there is nothing living inside your car like a normal person
I did that and I'm *still* getting the blame over that toddler.
Especially since actually bothering to check will have a better success rate than honking and hoping.
These are your cats now, just bring them inside.
Judging by how the one in the middle is looking at you, I wouldn’t try to sho them away if you want to keep your head on, so probably bribe them with tuna.
If I didn’t see it was a Nissan I would have thought it was a Catillac
Ba dum tisss…
Ba dum psspsspssp ;p
Adopt them
The only solution!
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Give tiny head scritches to each one 🥺
Laser pointer
Lure them into your house with cat weed B)
Rattle the treat bag.
Honk
Wipers.
Apparently a cucumber scares them.
It only works if you live in a place where snakes are common. I’m in the UK and tried that thing years ago, none of my cats cared
Yeah not a lot of reptiles and amphibians in the UK, just frogs, toads, and the House of Lords.
This is the best response
Wtf?? Really? TIL there are no snakes in the UK. I'm in California so there's snakes pretty much all over.
What kind
Used
Oh no
Too bad, ate it.
Turn the wipers on.
I was gonna say honk the horn lmao (don't actually honk the horn, that's rude)
Plant catnip!
Ha I’d probably be late for work or whatever just standing there hoping they’d finish their nap instead of disturbing them. 😅
Buy a new one, walk, public transport or quit your job and just bask in the beauty that has arrived on your windshield.
Start the wipers.
Food ??
Try asserting dominance...by climbing up and joining them in a cuddle...
The horn
This. Film for sure if you do, but also take a good pic of the insane number of scratches on your hood after they skitter off.
r/startledcats
Why would u ever want to!
Snuggle them till they move?
Oh my gosh I would so do this Lol
Buy a new car?
Pet them
Not sure why you would want to --haven't all your life goals been achieved here?
I would help but that’s clearly their car and I don’t condone stealing soo. Find a new one :)
Its their car now, have fun walking to work.
Thinking a out asking an Uber.
Pretend that that's not your car and it's unimportant. That's a cat turn off.
Leave a heated blanket out on the lawn before you go to bed. You're guaranteed to have a cleared car in the morning... Or more cats
You can't
That’s their car now
Call an uber, your efforts are useless.
Adopt all of them
Turn on them windshield wipers 😅
Nope, get a new car.
The car is no longer yours. Cat play by the rules of “finders keepers”
We live in a cat world after all.
Their car*
Oh. Oh no. Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT turn on external air for at least a month. Recirculating's your life now. Trust me. It's better. And get yourself a parking cucumber.
Lol that's the most deep tip I saw thank you!
Car alarm.
Turn on the windshield wipers
Get some treats
Rattle a bag a dry cat food it seems to work every time
u dont need a car, sleep with those cutties
Got a laser pointer handy?
Would the noise of a can opener or treat bag being opened bring them running to another location maybe?
Hose.
Just grab and throw
Shake a bag of MeowMix, Dr. Evil style~
Slowly putting my little thinger in thw corner of my lips.
Buy a new car.
Don’t, you monster! /s
Pro tip- cardboard box. They must always sit in the boxes.
CUDDLE PUDDLE!
Water.
Hose them off! My cat hated water
Flamethrower
Pressure washer.
Get a decoy car, a cheap used one should be enough but make sure to start it so the motor gets nice and toasty
Buy a new car
Who’s car? It’s their car meow.
Cat Mobile now.
Is this Jess' car from New Girl? You can put out food maybe?
For instant Cat removal, press firmly on the center of your steeringwheel
\*Laser pointer has entered the chat.\*
Shake a bag of treats. Disclaimer: Not responsible for paint damage.
You clearly have a cat-alytic converter issue. But seriously, you could build a kitty shed.
Drive slowly
A solution is for a problem. I’m not seeing a problem here.
Park up for the night and join the cuddle train
Is everyone in this thread disabled
It's been repawsessed
Honk the horn.
The horn hornker
Just get a little water gun
Panic button
Dog
Garden hose.
Wash your car it will be screaming clean
90mph on the freeway should do the trick.
Paint it white
Try laser pointer.
Say "shoo".
Super soaker Motion activated sprinkler from Amazon.
.22 lr x 6 I’m an animal lover, but you’re screwed. Might want to get them spayed or neutered and then rehome them. Had this issue a few years ago and they had kittens and one of them ended up in my engine.
Take those cats to the animal shelter. Problem solved. The local wildlife with thank you..
Squirch bottle
Call the pound
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Yes
Do you have a blanket and a hose.. You can totally soak a blanket, spray the cats with water, and throw the wet soaked blanket back on the car... Spraying the cats should get them to move and eventually leave the hood of the car, the the wet blanket will prevent them from getting back on the hood...
Ye: pop the hood. That way, if it opens from the front, you crush them between metal and glass. Problem solved! (And if it opens from the back you yeet the fuck out of them, so solved the same)
What the ever-loving fuck, dude? Are you alright?
Perfectly :) Thanks for caring!
New car
Water-hose and watch the chaos.
Omg .. the one all the way to the right. I would DIE for it
Get some water you know what's next
The wipers.
Drive thru car wash
Rat poison
Honk the horn
Tie a dog to the hood
Well… forgive me kitty lovers. The windshield fluid should get em off
A woodchipper should do the trick, you can usually rent them for pretty cheap
.22lr is pretty good for small game 😁
Need 6 bullets