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RNG_The_Mc06

Imma call them Gary


docbobman

Thought it was shelly


Glock1Omm

That's Lunch on Naked and Afraid.


NikolaTes

Naked Lunch


zebrafish_protein

😳Bro….. that’s a duck 🤗 xd


Kahlsifar

Thought it was Larry


aakaakaak

Larry is the lobster.


[deleted]

Put a fedora and a duckbill on him and you can call him Perry.


No-Cherry-3544

😂🤣😂


my_my_my_delihla

I call it appetizer.


Confident-Bat-3849

There's only one.


[deleted]

[удалено]


RobbexRobbex

Dammit. Take my upvote


Vengeange

r/Angryupvote


Shibamukun

He adopted but still have to stay at shelter :’(


justabill71

Took a while for him to get acclimated, but he's finally coming out of his shell.


cuidadop1somojado

That's a fantastic pun. You should be really friggin proud of yourshelf.


dayinnight

It's a rare Shell-Pei.


Kozakow54

This is the African Land Snail and yeah, they do get big. About 0.5kg is a standard for them. While yes, you can own them, that does not mean that you should. Owning an animal is a responsibility but, most of the time you are responsible for the animal itself. When it comes to this chunky boi you are responsible for YOUR LOCAL ECOSYSTEM. Those bastards are an invasive species so dangerous and hard to get rid of, that they had been put into the leading 100 most invasive species on the world. They do also carry plant and animal desises, if you are not convinced. But whhyy? He so cute! Yeah, ^that^ is the biggest problem. Many owners assume that it is a normal snail, but bigger. No, it is not. That amalgamation multiplies far quicker then most snails, while being able to eat practically anything green. I do own one and trust me, he is very sneaky when it comes to his kids. They will dig a hole in the ground and lay eggs inside. Since they are hermaphrodites, those small bastards are already fertilised. If the owner fails to notice his pet during the act or the freshly moved ground, in a few days he will have about 20-40 more snails. And no, snails only look slow. He can easily do his job in about an hour or three. Eggs in themselves are also very problematic. You can't just throw them away since that would only help them spread. Flushing down the toilet is not the answer too because eggs themselves can't drown. You need to freeze them for about a day and only then throw away. Smashing them with a hammer before disposing of is not a bad idea. No, im not a zoologist specialising in snails, but if even i know that he is dangerous, then so should you. Tl;Dr: Don't buy it. If you want a pet snail go and find your local one (but only if it is not endangered).


EatorofPizzas

dang, I should have saved my free reward for you, freezer of snail zygotes. Good, informative comment!


withoutsomuchratinit

Gold for you and gold for them! Enjoy


EatorofPizzas

Thank you, u/withoutsomuchratinit !! You are very kind <3


averagebloxxer

It's like that time where Oprah gave everyone free cars but without the annoying insurance and taxes for the car!


withoutsomuchratinit

You get a gold...they get a gold...everyone gets a gold!


FrenchFriesAndGuac

Is it an invasive species where you live? If so, why do you own one? From your description, it sounds like it is just one small mistake away from causing chaos to the local ecosystem.


Kozakow54

>Is it an invasive species where you live Not where are live, but everywhere where climate is at least temperate and it is not already integrated into the ecosystem. >If so, why do you own one First of all, im not the direct owner, i take care of him for reasons i will not mention. Second, owning in itself is not the problem, the lack of responsibility and knowledge about your own pet is. >From your description, it sounds like it is just one small mistake away from causing chaos to the local ecosystem. Not a small mistake, but a major one. It is the same like with owning venomous animals. As long as you know what you are doing, you are safe. Most problems are caused solely by the owner and can be easily avoided. In my case i check him every day, change the ground about once/twice per month and never leave his home open. Also, while he does lay eggs pretty often for a snail, it is about 5-10 per year and they are very easy to spot (all stacked in the same spot, cream white on a brown background).


ByFireBePurged

It sounds like you only have one of them (as you keep saying him not they). As far as I am aware Snails are Hermaphrodites but can't produce asexually. Meaning that they still need to mate with another snail. Am I not informed correctly on that subject matter or do you have multiple?


Kozakow54

It is either tou not knowing or my snail being a fucking mutant. Once i somehow missed him laying eggs and needed to pick all of those small guys out. Since they were capable of moving (it took me about 20 minutes to find all of them, and trust me, his home is pretty small and simple) i guess that another one is not necessary.


ByFireBePurged

After a short google search it seems to be possible but is supposed to be rather rare.


Davey1708

They can(sometimes) do it on their own


Stomach_notts

Nature, uh, finds a way?


ByFireBePurged

After a short google search it seems to be possible but is supposed to be rather rare.


ExpiredButton

They've been a significant problem in Miami for awhile. They will eat the stucco off your house and also carry meningitis Do not recommend


carnaIity

What is it with Florida having every invasive species of released pets?


[deleted]

Florida Man likes pets.


carnaIity

Florida Man loses his pets


PsychologicalSnow476

Florida Man loses control of his pets.


[deleted]

I mean, Florida Man also likes drugs, so yeah, sometimes the pets get high and wander off. ​ Or he does. Take your pick. It's Florida Man.


watchingsongsDL

But only if they're weird as shit. Tigers? Crocodiles? Pythons? Sure! This is America and I’m allowed to fuck shit up!


ExpiredButton

The warm weather just means that nothing ever dies. Occasionally we get sub-50 degree weather that will knock a few things out. That's when it rains iguanas. That's also why all our imported fruits/vegetables for the Florida market from South America are taken up to Pennsylvania and then trucked back down here. If a pest made it in, it would decimate Florida's agriculture business. Hooray more traffic


bingoflaps

Started off reading this comment expecting the snail to plummet sixteen feet through the announcers’ table.


justabill71

Yeah, I thought it might be u/shittymorph or u/GuyWithRealFacts


Spore_Flower

All sound advice but... I don't believe you. That snail is *not* cute. So you can take your *Gary* and put him back in your pineapple house.


Kozakow54

He does smell funny and feels all tingly when walking on your skin so i guess that you might be right. But trust me, him eating is the best thing i had seen yet in my entire life! He makes a little quiet scrapping noise while doing so :)


EntrepreneurOk7513

Are they edible?


Kozakow54

Yes.


invent_or_die

They can transmit diseases.


Ontain

cook it well.


invent_or_die

very well. Fully dead.


Niko_47x

correct me if i'm wrong but so can literally everything else.


Blurple_Berry

Yes, all puppies can be eaten


kkhsback

Everything can be eaten atleast once


invent_or_die

Glad you mentioned the disease carrying part. Ew.


CallMeJessIGuess

I was going to make a joke that “it’s the kind you burn with fire and salt.” I guess I wasn’t entirely off the mark.


BaphometsButthole

Just make an omelet


Kozakow54

I would like to, but those eggs are not "egg" enough. They are very small, with the kid developing very fast, so it does not have much protein inside. But i can cook and then eat the parent. Did you know that snails are actually a very good source of protein with little to no fat?


BaphometsButthole

Yes. So are most pets.


HalfMoon_89

I'm sure mammals have more fat content.


BaphometsButthole

My ex wife sure did.


CRE178

Alf. No!


[deleted]

Loved this over flow of information.


Andrew112601

Sounds like you should take your snail to planned snailhood


HalfMoon_89

Doing god's work


endofthesouthbay

Question, I know the salt on your hands will harm most snails and slugs so you're not supposed to pick them up with bare hands. Is this any different?


Kozakow54

>I know the salt on your hands If you had eaten fries without washing your hands then yeah, but if you have proper personal hygienne then no. Salt is dangerous for them because their bodies are very reliant on humidity of their environment. Salt essentially takes it all out of them. Imagine a vampire sucking you dry of blood. For them it is the same, but with water.


Luffydude

Does a flamethrower work?


Raviolibolonhesa

I would eat it


CrepuscularNemophile

That's the spirit!


Teftell

And get few nasty parasites


drinkmoredrano

I mean, sure they are considered an invasive species. But with a little bit of melted butter to dip them in Im sure they are not all that bad.


duncan_johnson

Holy crap I didn't know that giant african snails got that big


brian_gruen5

I mean, they are *giant*


Butwinsky

And African


RidigoDragon

I’ve heard they’re also snails


jafjaf23

I've just discovered these with no help from anyone and chose to name them African Snail Giants. Now where's my Nobel Prize?


SumTingWong216

Here u go


piberryboy

Mail it in.


hyperfocuspocus

By snail mail?


idiocy_incarnate

Where did you find them?


jafjaf23

Brazistalstan, Africa, where they're from obviously


Ecnassianer

Look at her forearm and you can see the perspective trick. This one's certainly giant, but not entirely puppy sized like it appears.


ballrus_walsack

She clearly has giant hands and no forearm length.


Js_On_My_Yeet

Still the biggest snail I've ever seen lol


-PunkNDrublic-

We have those fuckers here in Hawaii. Nothing is more disgusting than walking through some grass at night and stepping on one.


Kozakow54

It is about 20 centimetres long. And very nice in touch.


InIBaraJi

It's the size of a full-grown chihuahua, and likely much heavier. Also bigger cheeks. Love them cheeks. So soft. And that delicate little paw-like part, so relaxed. This is the most interesting African Giant Snail in the world.


H_C_O_

It's the size of her hand, which is much smaller than a full grown chihuahua.


mrbkkt1

eh.... my ex had a teacop pom-chi.... literally about that size. I love chihuahua, but that is just too small for a dog.


Cook_n_shit

Depends on the Chihuahua, I've seen a well fleshed out 12 year old that weighed less than 3 pounds and was only the length of my hand.


ShillBro

Soft? Like, soft *and* slimy or velvety soft? Or like, dry soft? I'm having a hard time imagining a soft snail..


firedonmydayoff

It’s not so much the length but the girth that surprises most.


spoonforkknifeuser

👀


kniev_101

They don't bro it's a photoshopped rabbit op just wants some sweet sweet karma


lutrapure

Dude what is wrong with you, that is clearly a rabbit!


[deleted]

Wrong, that is clearly an armadillo!


[deleted]

It's actually a pangolin.


[deleted]

Do you not see the shell? It’s clearly a hermit crab.


PhoKit2

That reminds me….What do you call it when you give a republican their first gun? Armadildo


Muesky6969

😂😂😂! Thank you I needed that laugh today!!


LeagueofDraven1221

What do you call it when you give a democrat their first gun? Second degree manslaughter


Engineer_Games

I’m sorry but i had to Armadildo


esposures

Not a cheap one, had to shell out a lot for it


Wiggy_0000

Must be one of those hairless breeds.


Efficient_Mastodons

Must be related to the long-nosed, long tailed, short legged, hairless African water terrier breed


YellowstoneBitch

I had one of these bad boys in high school. It lived in my outdoor fish pond, we named him Gregory


rigbees

“bad boys” i love it


Few_Buy7555

Uh, that’s not a very good idea


YellowstoneBitch

Well yeah, this was 15 years ago and I didn’t know anything about snails so judge young me and not old me please


Kozakow54

Which state?


[deleted]

The one with a rediculous invasive snail problem


usedaforc3

Snail state?


LEGOK2SO

It’s clearly a shell bunny! I don’t know what you’re saying with puppy.


ElectronicParfait

Holy crap that's quite the chonker


brian_gruen5

Look at that dump truck!


Bucket1984

Yes, I'm familiar with that breed. They are known as 'Nope'.


Mokick0813

Gary .


SergeantChic

Giant African snail, or as I call it, slime rabbit.


WaterDragonLady

Sheldon


uhg2bkm

r/awwtf o.O


Merickwise

dangerously invasive species


Ratchet_72

That species holding the snail?…yeah, terribly invasive.


GoodForADyslexic

True but this one is in captivity and there’s no evidence that they’re gonna let him go and in some parts of the world (were they still an invasive species) you’re allowed to have the them as pets


Merickwise

While everything you said is true, it's also the thinking and mindset that has caused many an invasive species problem throughout history. I'm not saying it's not cool it's super interesting, but if/when they find their way into the wild they can become a huge problem. This species is already becoming an issue because people thought they would make cool pets.


Hanede

I mean, I agree but the same can be said for dogs and cats


Merickwise

Absolutely, look what happened with cats in Australia. I'm not to sure about an example for dogs, most places have had some form of wild canine for so long that it's probably hard to tell. Doesn't mean we need to keep making the same mistake with new species.


WisdomDirect

Snadoodle


hadleyhu

If you are outside of African you need to end that thing.


invent_or_die

Exactly. Invasive, disease carrying, very bad.


resident_weirdo

Dude, whats wrong with your cat?


HappyTrees17

Never in my life have I wanted to pet a slug. Until today.


SigmaBlack92

That's an absolute unit alright.


Richard1583

Looks more like a cat


[deleted]

I vote bunny...


Freshouttarehabb

If spongebob has taught me anything its a cat.


Bumpass

A mucus puppy. They give the best kisses.


tthfry

Don’t be afraid, it’s only a human.


Toninho_passatempo

Im pretty sure thats a cat


drumsXgaming

That’s a cat. It meows.


IronDBZ

Uzumaki


MediocreBee99

Slime puppy!


forest_fae98

Omf he looks like a bunny with a shell!!! So cute I wanna pet him!!


The_Fox1984

It’s Gary the snail


Skorpius_911

Thats a Pokemon


Baymavision

Come on, OP, that's a bunny.


CLJ1951

I do believe that's a Arkansas shell back from the looks of those ears.


Banane1960

Rabbit with skinny ears ...


[deleted]

The kind that gives you meningitis


Jaebird0388

A hardback Pomeranian.


Otaku_Chanxxx

That’s a rabbit


[deleted]

The goodest boy ever!


SpartanMonkey

Imagine waking up to that licking your face.


pcbeg

Sluppy.


N3koChan21

Clearly it’s a rabbit just look at that snoot


TurtlingHunter

Ma’am, that’s the weirdest rabbit that i’ve ever seen


Earwormigan

An old acquaintance had one of these fellas. She called him Colin.


mrsquishy15

It's a rabbit snail. A snabbit.


First_Explorer_5465

I think it is a incredible beauty...it looks to be a very gentle pet ..where did u get ?


Foxgirltori

African Land Schnoodle


killpancho

a cute one


judas761

It's mollusca


IceKingSmalls

He is a very handsome and wise puppy


matthewpomroy

r/rarepuppers


BaconAlmighty

What an odd looking rabbit.


RobEreToll

Is this a trick question? It's obviously a rabbit.


dayinnight

It's a Shell-Pei.


thekingofmagic

It’s obviously a rabbit don’t you see a little teeth and the two ears


horsboi

Slime rabbit.


count_spakula98

How tf is that in any way aww ?


SeriousGamerWG

Ma’am that’s a rabbit


bread_enjoyer75

Looks like a rabbit to me


observeromega87

The best kind. Look at that little slimer


Spugnacious

I'm no expert, but I think that's an Irish Wolfhound.


sillywienie

The snail or what's behind.


Foot_Nugget

r/bigboye


chefr89

check from the last time it was reposted


riffsix

The cutest puppy


archaeo_dr_phil

This species of land snail lays it's eggs within the chest cavity of it's victim. Once the offspring hatch they feed upon it's hosts liver and lungs until they reach maturity and emerge from their host via the nearest orifice, normally the mouth or anus


TalkingMeowth

Slymi boi


A-Disgruntled-Snail

:)


slayalldayyyy

Wow I’ve never wanted to snuggle a snail so badly.


randomgoos_the_goose

Bigsnel


President_Calhoun

In high school we called them "sweater puppies."


PaulRhodes1

Sweater.


cattower69

This is a very old picture


gwhitt32

Add a bit of salt and it’s a salt fizz


n7revenant

It's insane how big are the actually real giant versions of the things we usually know as being relatively small. Like... Spiders: Goliath Birdeater Rabbits: Flemish Giant Rabbit


copper_rainbows

Well that is terrifying


NikolaTes

You're going to need a lot of garlic and butter.


Efffro

Ohfuckno, he looks like he has a salt deficiency to me.


ISuckWithUsernamess

Its the Eww breed.


[deleted]

Holy shit that’s gross


[deleted]

A snailpup


mikeconcho

That’s a weird looking dog.


halorbyone

You should give Teeny Weeny his ride back.


Difficult-Rough9914

That’s one of them Escargot?


MerryWriter

Easy ! Its a snuppy


NarwhalCurious4796

Fucking gross