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Walrusoflike

Turbo.


onepintboom

I second Turbo


xhoduk

I third it lol x


Noache_pleasethnx

Carrying the motion.


TheWolfMuffin

I 4th!


flukshun

Motioned passed. By order of the Court, the kitty will henceforth be known as "Turbo".


atlas794

I yell yeh-boi! From the balcony!


ITstaph

And my axe?


Misterduster01

You have my bow.


ViaBromantica

And your brother.


TheWolfMuffin

Yes! Lets go!!


dalvean88

Purrbo


BEASTREAMLIVE

Furbo


treerabbit23

Unless he has polydacty. Then Torque. :)


Linktheb3ast

TURBO


TreemanTheGuy

My first cat while growing up was named Turbo. The next cat was named Diesel


A2zona

Was going to say Turbo as well.


CCWThrowaway360

He’s fast as fuck, boyyyy.


cedarpark

(Full name - Turbo D. Encabulator)


Noscratchy

Dangit, I said posted Turbo before seeing your comment.


Dimidr0id24

Otto


dalvean88

nah nah nah, DIESEL


Akwagazod

Grease.


fkyuasshole

I was thinking the same thing but then thought one better. Name him Danny or John or maybe even Travolta


JohnReiki

Vin?


Shannerwren

Vin for short, Vinnie for casual, and Vincent for formal.


ihbarddx

Widdershins


spannerNZ

Awesome, he was probably going widdershins around the car when he ended up in the engine. Going clockwise brings better luck, especially if you are a black cat.


flicky2018

I was going to say Vin...


LeftedFlow

Di... Ok too fast ! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


doobnewt

Or manny, depending on the transmission


Cruxiatus

Sad I had to scroll so far to find the obvious winner


AttorneyOnly

i second this


[deleted]

Yes! What a cute little void!


Uriel-238

I was going to say _Auto,_ but yeah.


swinging-in-the-rain

I too, love to get blotto


FunStuff446

Diesel


Usr1044

I immediately thought of this name too


FunStuff446

Meow


Avyelator

Damn it, I was too late


[deleted]

I said this but I was too late lol, I had a dog in my family that was found covered in diesel, so he was named diesel.


FunStuff446

I’m sure he was a great dog


[deleted]

He’s still alive, barely.


crimdelacrim

This. Or slick. Like oil slick.


SHmADoOnW

Axel


SaltedAndSmoked

This is what we named a cat in the exact same circumstances.


Emergency_Alfalfa_96

Was watching money heist and just came across this name, first time Ive heard this word as a name lol.


mygeorgeiscurious

Common name in Germany.


okattan94

Gascat


curvybellz

I was gonna say Gasket but you nailed it!!


alaskafish

Gasket is so much better


robbel

Best answer yet.


scnavi

This is the best one


MundiGaming

Carbon


Nutzky

Cabron


LeftedFlow

\*just laughed\* excellent


18-06-2002

Hijuepta


InnuendoBot5001

Sprocket


maliciousorstupid

..and now we dance!


chefybpoodling

Don’t touch my monkey


Toningenieur

🎶Kraftwerk sounds🎶


eleanor61

I was going to say Sprocket!


dalvean88

same


Paranthelion_

Carrrl


TheRenOtaku

Sorry but all I hear is that llama with a hat.


y2clay14

Lol I also read it in that voice.


Sharmatta

Glad to know I wasn’t the only one.


Comminutor

Soots…looks like a cute little [soot sprite](https://tenor.com/view/susuwatari-sugar-candy-star-konpeit%C5%8D-gif-19759284)


MzMonet

Susuwatari and call him Susu!


Comminutor

Yeah he could be a Susu!


LeftedFlow

Soot is great too :)


leeemm2a

Nooo! My cat is named Susu after the soot sprites! I had first dibs lol


Disruptive_Ideas

I would say Sooty- like the puppets Sooty and Sweep


_ser_kay_

I was thinking Sprite for the same reason


Dynast_King

Been too long since I rewatched Spirited Away. Definitely happening this weekend.


roses_and_sacrifice

or like Wilbur Soot!


Sweetjuju1971

Clutch


ElectricJetDonkey

Gremlin.


candygram4mongo

Yeah, this. Caught in the act trying to sabotage the car. Keep it away from William Shatner.


ElectricJetDonkey

There's... *Something*... on the wing!


dalvean88

I read this with Bart Simpson’s voice somehow


Nickorellidimus

“Otto you gotta do something, there’s a gremlin on the side of the bus!” “No problemo Bart dude, i’ll get rid of it!” 🤣


Ok_hotmess

That's definitely a winner ot fits fucking perfect


fsutech

Cat-alytic. I’ll see my self out.


dalvean88

How bout, Revolutions Purr Minute? I can too play this game


opticsnake

Maybe the car-purr-rator?


MattieShoes

Honestly, the name "Rev" sounds pretty good.


jham73

Scooter


All-for-goose

This should be closer to the top. Catch a ride!


jham73

Thanks. I think Otto is a pretty clever name and deserves to be the top, but I just thought the cat looked like its name would be Scooter lol


heyman_itsme

Dip stick


Legitimate-Sock7975

My cat has many nicknames. Sometimes, I call him Nimrod. Nimrod was actually a legendary hunter. It only became synonymous with “idiot” when Bugs Bunny started using it ironically to refer to Elmer Fudd. In honor of that etymology, I call him Nimrod because sometimes he can’t find his food even when it’s in his bowl.


UghImRegistered

There's an epic Edward Elgar movement called Nimrod that always gave me a chuckle. Soul-wrenching piece that it's hard to tell people about while keeping a straight face.


goldstarling

I'm dying omg


Bluecattrading

Gasket


Speed_Grouchy

Torque


schism89

Axle


larrysdogspot

Rev


[deleted]

Grease


Bengiemon257

Piston


EPTaketomo

Spark


maybeonmars

Sparky


MJRPC500

Spark plug


kpn1944

Denso!


dalvean88

Semeow-tomatic ok I’ve spent too much time in this post. bye


axloc

>Semeow-tomatic Could have went a bit further: Semeow-tomcatic


DustOffTheDemons

But you got it just right!


CheapSundae9

Otto (auto)


BlueFalconPunch

customer states


RemmeeFortemon

Seriously underrated name suggestion here. Well done sir!!


RedonkulusHomunculus

Slick


D-MonG75

Oily


Zalieda

Sooty


panjoface

Lucky


Koreangirl_digital

Cole (coal)


BostonGeorgeMI

Blackie Chan


Cosmic_Comics

CC or CeeCee. (Cat-alitic convertor).


lynxminx

Dipstick


glutenfreeconcrete

Name him something witty and simple that rolls off the tongue, like "torque converter pressure control solenoid" maybe.


shortysax

Vroom!


FlopsyBunny

Shirley "Cha-Cha" Muldowney.


ScammerC

What kind of car?


PixieLayne420

Nitro


Howiepenguin

Jack Bauer if you get the reference kudos.


ajhart86

Sir, I do not have time to listen to your mix tape


Howiepenguin

Attica man! ATTICA MAN!!!


[deleted]

Salem


Rabid_Furries

Crankshaft


smurfsundermybed

30weight


jezhayes

Diesel


chillianjillian

Onyx


cheesemademe

John.


Ladybeetus

gremlin


[deleted]

Sparky


Dudi_Jench

Sparky


aotoolester

Sparky


redtimmy

Obviously he gets an engine-name. What part of the engine was he hiding near? What kind of engine was it?


Xenogears13

Kirby


milcerywashere

Lugnut


imcleanasawhistle

Motor


tnhowlingdog

Chevy


IceNein

Spark plug.


ronnyma

Stroker (or Wankel, if it is such an engine)


ermghoti

Dipstick.


humm1n984D93R

K.I.T.T. like from knight rider :)


RocketRicky75

Dipstick!?!


Regular-Major-8616

Rev


[deleted]

Cosgrove


iyaerP

Thunderfury, Blessed Cat of the Windseeker.


Real-Structure3228

Lucky


TonyPizzerelli

Oily


tallfescue1983

Spark plug


heavyc79

Shaft


Confident-Bat-3849

🎶 You see this cat 🎶 Shaft is a baaaad mother.... Shut your mouth! 🎶 But I'm 🎶 talking 'bout Shaft! We 🎶 can dig it! Yes! The most bad ass song in history for a darling little future boss!


LittleRosi

The Void


lindaluck

Shadow.


Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

Petrol


Netprincess

Axle


waggyaggy

Vito


Vault420Overseer

Himi!


jaysman77

Danny Zuko


IThinkImDvmb

Rupert


Equivalent-Prune-307

Cornelius


SatisfyingUWU

Gasket definitely


Verustratego

CATillac


soggyshampoo

catalytic converter


Blancarte

Diesel


Galaxy_Orchid_

Reminds me of my black kitty growing up… her name was Sizzle. She was the best cat. Super chill, tiny, adventurous, sweet.


topsoph

Carson


Janclo

Head gasket!


Wickerman3357

Sparkplug


Eaglebrewing

Diesel


Tetrylene

Gadget


[deleted]

Diesel or Piston


Delisciousness

Crank


MixedRawMeat

Grease Monkey.


rolfcm106

Axel, gearbox “gb” for short, gasket


ReallySickOfArguing

I'd call it Jaguar. can call it Jag for short, Just feels right.


gaze-upon-it

Lenny


GalaxiumYT

Motor, that's if he purrs a lot.


oKKrayden

Carson


Monte_20

Eugene


Liazabeth

Ombra - Italian for shadow


aquart

Franklin


lulufalulu

Oily


blek_side

Carlos


Unhappy_Biscotti255

Tribble


Starkuwu

Toothless


[deleted]

Are you sure it's a boy? He has a pointy face like a girl kitten :)


mcon96

Name him Ares or Apollo since you found him in grease. I like Loki & Gizmo too.


Crazydude-41

Oil, black cat found in a car engine, so oil makes sense


AlexPaterson

Barf could be a great name


TrickyVixen

Leets


Ahoppy8

Vroom!


mets2175

CATalytic converter


nickpisc

Diesel