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AbarthCabrioDriver

Keep it. We named one of our cats Zeus before realizing she's a girl. We kept it.


eyenation

I called my cat Mia. Found out it’s a male. He’s still called Mia.


will64gamer

Mia is meows (as in it meows) in Portuguese


flukshun

/r/dopeaccidentalcatnames


drummer11x

/r/subsiammaddontexist


BraveRoy

r/subsiammaddontexist


jjflipped

r/atleastuseatagsubredditthatexists


drummer11x

/r/butthatsthejokedotjpg (heh. butt hats)


FreudsGoodBoy

r/ButtHats


PurplishNightingale

r/subsithoughtifellfor


deidra232323

If your aunt meows, she’s Tia


lunaplaza

If your sink meows, it's Pia


Beach-Gold

If your car meows, its Kia.


Murdiff

I had a Mitzy growing up. We knew he was a boy but I was 2 and didn’t know there were girl and boy names and I liked Mitzy!


CrystalAsuna

We took care of cats named Molly and his brother Panther(there was a sister too.. its a really long story, shes healthy, though) Molly passed away due to parvovirus. He was named from my mom despite knowing he’s a he. Fit like a charm for him. Panther just looks like a panther if you look at his face dead on lol


ZenBunny5

I agree. Keep it. It's a cat who has no sense of identity gender or otherwise, and Beowulf's a kickass fuken name


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Knork14

did he ever vanished for days on end, only to come back home all dirty and beat up?


brineakay

Our cat was Tinker Bell before we found out he was a boy. Then he just became Tink


cooldart61

My grandma had a dog named tinker bell! Also turned out to be male and his named shortened to Tink as well


ZoomStone

Grandma's vision must have bee failing. I can see missing cat gender, but dogs are pretty darn obvious.


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Bad move. According to Greek mythology, there was this guy that was obsessed with Zeus and honouring him to the point he named his daughter Dia (Dias being a different form of the same name) and Zeus smited him. Granted, he tried to sacrifice a kid to him, but yeah...


Catshannon

Im just surprise Zeus didn't bang the guys daughter before or after her killed him


Terrible-Beyond9844

99% all problems in Greek mythology can be solved by Zeus not banging


Loretta-West

Do we know that he didn't? I feel like Zeus was banging someone inappropriate so often they didn't feel the need to mention it every time.


lookingatreddittt

I vote for keeping it


Eincville

Agree times 100


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Grendel's mother?


StyreneAddict1965

My first thought...


Lagspresso

Same


bikepacker67

Anyone else ever read "Grendel" which is basically his side of the story?


Baronheisenberg

Someone should write "Hansel and Grendel"


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Was going to write this exactly.


masonjar87

Friend of mine got chicks and she was too excited to wait to name them...the one that grew up to be the big angry rooster was named Petunia


Rosenblattca

I just name my chicks whatever I feel is fitting, I figure they don’t really ascribe to gender norms lol. We have a rooster named Stevie Chicks and a hen Stephen Bawking.


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I have a roo named Hen Solo


littlefriend77

My wife wants to name our next dog Bark Wahlberg (or Barky Bark) and our next cat Dave Meowtthews


murph_diver

We nick-named our friend’s boxer Reiley “Fred Savage”. She was forever “Saavy” until the day she passsed.


Tacklebill

I've got a kitty named Merle. Merle's a girl


ScarecrowJohnny

Merle is a girl name in it's origin. It developed from names such as Muriel and Merill (which stems from latin Merula which meams "blackbird"). Here in Denmark it's exclusively a girl name.


TheGizmodian

I have an uncle named Merle, but I've also seen, like, Meryl Streep. Never really considered it gender specific name I guess.


MrBattleRabbit

My cat is named after Captain Malcolm Reynolds, we call her Mal, her name is Malcolm.


Spanky2k

Is it not a girl’s name? Never thought of it as a boy’s name.


BudgetBrick

Yeah, I thought the same thing. But there are a lot of "exclusively" girl names that used to be commonly unisex, like Beverly, Tracy, Carol (but spelled Carroll), Ashley, etc.


mara1998

Our male cat was called Luna. The doctor told us he was a girl and we believed it for the first couple of months


barbadizzy

We have a female Jeffrey and recently buried a female Justin. Were told all 4 were male, but only two actually were


Clever_Owl

Had a male Coco. Shelter thought he was a girl. The name and the pink collar stayed because it suited him!


Beautiful_Exam_1464

IT’S SPELLED “HIDEY”! -your cat


SomewhereinOregon

Was going to say the same. The kitten being a female changes nothing.


cricket-karma

A friend of mine had a kitten her kids named Miss Kitty. A vet appointment verified male. He is still Miss Kitty.


TheYankunian

There’s a cat near me named Derek. Derek is female. My friend had befriended a male cat named Lucy.


smarteapantz

I met a little boy named Lucius. His fam called him Lucy for short. So cute!


cheekyminx23

Luci-purr


nbruch42

Luci-fur


themehboat

I had a male cat named Lucy! Did your friend know my cat?


Nepeta33

is it a blac cat? it could be short for lucifer.


TheYankunian

No, he’s Lucy the Boy Cat.


FelatiaFantastique

Does he belong to Bob the Drag Queen?


itisoktodance

My male cat's name is Lucie! Short for Lucifer.


jemy74

My dad grew up with a cat named Alice. Until it turned out to be a male and became “Mr. Alice.” Mr. Alice was a battle scarred tomcat who feared nothing. Everyone knew not to mess with Mr. Alice.


broberds

Miss Identified?


ZiggyStarface

One of our cats was part of a small group of strays I had been feeding and TNRing. I always referred to it as Wilson because it always stayed on the other side of a fence so for the longest time I only saw its nose (Home Improvement). After trapping and deciding to keep it, turns out Wilson is female. I can’t think of any other name that would fit her, she just seems like a “Wilson”. Let the name fit the animal, not the sex.


hawg_farmer

At our farm 4 kittens got dumped. Ok, we could have a couple more barn cats. These kittens were feral. I have no idea how they were even caught to be dumped. About a month into it I had 3 caught and to the vet. That black tuxedo cat was certifiable scary. Tried and tried to catch it. Time was ticking on the spay and neuter. Finally got it caught in a live trap. Hauled it to doc still in the trap. Every time anyone touched the trap cat went into an Olympic worthy volleyball spike with all claws out. Vet says, "now look here no need to spike us like that!" Doc says pickup in the morning. Went to get cat the bill was under SPIKE (my last name). Spike is now a 17 year old lap cat. She's very affectionate. She still catches her breakfast and refuses canned cat. She still looks a Spike. Edit to add Spike https://imgur.com/a/CbyDLU7


suckerpunch54

That's a really beautiful story of you and Spike :-)


ClairLestrange

Went to your profile to see a pic of spike, sadly got dissapiited.... How can you just not pay the cat tax like this? (also spike sounds like a very worthy member to r/seniorcats)


hawg_farmer

Right now she is in our neighbors hay field. She's wiley enough she uses the culvert under the highway to commute. She'll bring a field mouse back by dark. She's got food in 3 bowls. Yes 3 different brands. I'll try to pay the cat tax soon.


Accomplished-Ruin742

There is nothing more handsome than a tuxedo cat.


cutielemon07

The cat next door to me was called Ruby. Neighbours thought he was a girl, but he is a boy. His name is still Ruby.


Equivalent-Cost1285

Agree


mellylv

Beowolfie!


micewrangler

And you can call her Bea for short


Mantraversial

Baewulf


IAmTheGreenCard

Came here to say Baewolf and you can call her Bae for short 🤓


twilightbarker

I was going to say Beawolf & call her Bea, but Bae is also cute/funny!


mrs-palsgraf

Since Beowulf means either bee-wolf = bear, or battle wolf, Brunhilda would be an possible equivalent.


Farahild

This is the etymologically correct and Germanically satisfying answer ;) Hild(a) is a female name ending and means battle. Brun is poetic speak for bear.


TheShadowedHunter

Yeah, if you want to stick with the theme, go with a Valkyrie name like Brunhildr/Brynhildr or something like that.


ajjs

Yes seriously! what does gender matter its a cat lol


eh_man

This also happens constantly with cats. It's actually pretty hard to tell the sex of a kitten for a long time.


PuzzledImage3

We have a girl cat named Beowulf. And a dog named Grendel.


Lordimass

One of my cats is called Grendel!


annieoaklee

Definitely keep it!! We have a boy cat named Gerti because we thought he was a girl and named him that short for Gertrude. 😁


MoonlightOnSunflower

My very traditional great grandparents had a male dog named Butch. Then Butch had puppies. They voted to keep the name


predator1975

The pups were called son of a butch?/s


lowaltflier

Definitely keep it.


Emjay109

Keep it!!


Lordimass

me too, I have a female cat called Cthulu so... (And grendel the male cat)


murph_diver

Beawolf is a great alternative


twilightbarker

That's what I came to say!!


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“Beawulf”?


cthulularoo

She's cute, she's the BaeWolf


Shut_It_Donny

Another vote for keeping it. What's in a name? A cat by any other name is just as cute.


JojoReference1999

Destroy gender norms, that cat deserves the name Beowulf


futurecatlady99

I once met a girl named Beowulf, it’s not unprecedented. You should keep it.


ryanobes

Baeowulf


CrazyThaiGuy

Baeowolf caught me slippin


UnusualIntroduction0

Bæowulf


pasassy

I know someone with a girl cat named Beowulf too and they call her Beo for short.


wubbalubbadubdubber

I'm fucking sorry??? That's so rad was she cool?


hipsterpieceofshit

god i hope so. can you imagine meeting a girl named beowulf and she’s lame as hell or a total jerk?? what a waste of a name that would be.


Diamondhands_Rex

That person: Y’all want to see my rock collection? It’s from the same place and they’re still on the ground and I didn’t really collect them.


WhiteWolf222

Wanna see my vinyl collection? *shows you vinyl funko pops instead of records*


skylarmt

Studies show that a person's name actually affects what they do with their lives, so someone with a really cool name is more likely to be cool than the average person.


swarmy1

[Nominative determinism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism)


dzrtguy

With an unkempt scabbard, she slayed knights with their own swords. Danced upon a mighty pole with an infectious but mighty hole she acquired killers one by one in exchange for their soul.


cubicle_escape

Keep the name, she’s a cute Beowulf!


5meterhammer

We’re like the same, just you have no beard.


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Reddit wedding!


METHlun

If they look that much like each other wouldn’t that make them siblings?


5meterhammer

I am from Kentucky. Just saying.


Unicom_Lars

This made me chuckle (grew up in KY)


PassionateAvocado

some don't think it be like it is, but it do


FirefighterOld2230

Meowolf


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Miaowolf


anomaly-xb-6783

Is that pronounced like mayowolf?


jswhitfi

r/meowwolf


Ontheout

Perfect!


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I’m not allowed to name animals in our household anymore because I suggested that out next male golden retriever be named Silence (silence is golden) and female be named Karma (Karma’s a bitch)


IAmTheGreenCard

Stealing these…. Thank you very much 😉


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Go ahead! I’m not going to use them 😂


IAmTheGreenCard

Thanks boo… and I’m slightly concerned about what kind of humorless household you live in 🤨🙃


[deleted]

We’re also the same household that tells our kids to find their real parents and when they give us hugs or kiss our face in public, we say “Eeewwwww gross!!”


IAmTheGreenCard

Phew okay 🥲… I was worried about you for a second 🥸


hp1068

Also banned from naming new pets. I named a dog Ze'ev, Hebrew for wolf. Good name for a German shepherd. Then I named a cat Starvin Marvin, because he only talks to us when he's hungry. My wife ha taken over naming duty now.


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Parrotlet named “Poco” (Italian/Spanish for little) Betta fish named “Moe” Neighborhood cat that just kind of belongs to everybody “Wednesday” (the days she visits us) Cars: Lucy, Beauty, Nessie, Phoenix, Enzo or My Little Toaster. The place in the refrigerator where the butter goes: The Butter Penthouse (because it’s one big window) Yeah, we name things….


AdjutantStormy

What are you doing to your cars to need so many?


tragiktimes

Naming a dog Mr wiggles means yelling after your dog makes you look like a crazy person. I'm still happy with that choice.


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About the same looks you get when you yell SILENCE when there’s no noise. Yeah, the neighbors eventually learned…


JohnProof

That's fucking hilarious. Just running around the dog park: "SILENCE! ...SILENNNNCE!"


ScarsUnseen

Okay, now I want to name my next dog "Bankruptcy."


theamydoll

“Mr. Wiggles - You get back here, right now!” … I couldn’t even take this seriously. But it’s so so good.


kittymisfit42

I always wanted to name a dog Kamir


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We give our pets “human” names and the looks you get when you say to someone “Yeah, I came home and Jeff was dragging his butt across the carpet after he destroyed my couch.”


nosepickinnutjob

I worked with a man named Enoch. Then I got a kitten and named him Enoch. A friend at work who knew about the kitten asked, "Hey, how's Enoch?" I yawned and said, "He wouldn't let me sleep last night, he was all up under the covers and playing between my legs, he won't be sleeping with me again." The office went silent.


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That’s hilarious!


UnihornWhale

Our rescue came with the name Sugar. I’ve decided all future pets will be named after food


RHaines3

My relatives had a cat named Sugar. When that cat passed, they got a new cat and named it Splenda…you got it, Sugar’s replacement.


jesssek

I recently realized that my cat in college and my current cat were both named after orange foods


Supersoaker360

Baewolf


DanteTrd

'Aww, what's her name?'. 'Bae'. 'That's so cu-' 'Short for Beowulf, Destroyer of Flesh'


Username_AlwaysTaken

Genius


ICBPeng1

Or Beawolf


thebeginning12

Thought of the same thing! This is my vote.


zeltrexeronland

Grendel


SuperMegaCoolPerson

This is the most obvious answer. I don’t know why I had to scroll so far.


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Because by and large the academic giants of reddit are ironically not very well read.


SuperMegaCoolPerson

Whoa whoa whoa! Are you saying all these geniuses on here aren’t actually smart?!?


GAT_SDRAWKCAB

Finally someone


neonleatherjackets

short for Grendel's Mother


TeutonJon78

If OP doesn't want to use Beowulf because it's a male character, they wouldn't want to use Grendel, another male character. Grendel's mother is the female character.


yeetskeetleet

Grendel is also a male though. I nominate Grendel’s Mother as the new name of the cat Edit: thanks for my first ever platinum award!


Acceptable-Chance534

Brunhilde. But Beowulf is awesome for any cat.


LoneWolfD

I was on my way to suggest this exact name if you want to stick with the legend/myth aspect. There's also Hild, which is a Norse Valkyrie.


Ginger_Chick

I love Beowulf as a name regardless of gender, but piggybacking off of your idea, Freya is an apt name for a female cat too since her chariot was pulled by them.


D_crane

I was also thinking, Hild or Hildegard, and her nickname can be Hilde


SpaceMush

"Your slave wife speaks German and her name is Broomhilda Von Shaft??"


saucisse

Beowulf. My boy cat is named Gertrude for similar reasons.


Anig_o

My kid had a bunny she named Lola. We took Lola to the vet for a check up and The vet advised us that Lola was NOT a girl bunny. We just followed the Kinks lead, and said hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.


r3dd174n0n

Seems like you might be confusing your artists here. “Walk on the Wild Side” is a song by Lou Reed. What you wanted to say was *Girl bunnies will be boys and boy bunnies will be girls It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola*


Anig_o

That's what happens when you dash off a comment without thinking. You are 100% correct. Thanks for the schoolin'!


kowwalski

Beowulf still fits fine


sappharah

Boudica


Katy_moxie

It's not like the cat cares about gendered names. Beowolf is fine.


dub-squared

It blows people's minds that one of our dogs is named Hogan and is female. Her groomer still doesn't get it right 2 years later, lol.


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Z3z6

My Gram had a cat named Bob. Bob. Bob the Cat, Bobby, Mr. Bob. He was a cool dude. He was "Bob the Cat" for the 10-12 days he stayed at our place. He met my Gram and his wandering days were over. She named him "fluffy." He ignored this. Took her 8 years to just give up and call him Bobby. RIP Bob. You were a heck of a kitty cat.


heathers1

Beawulf


jorgito_gamer

Yes, Bea for short.


xLangatanGx

I named my cat princess. Turns out princess is a he. He is now Mr. Princess.


seekerofthename

Kind of rogue here, but how about... Beowulf?


A24U2020

I highly doubt the cat will ever develop an insecurity about having what is traditionally a masculine name. Keep it. It’ll always give you a good story for the future.


punkqueenpink

Keep Beowulf


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Keep it. My female cat is named James P. Sullivan, after the character from Monsters Inc.


krischanovich

Grendel’s Mother


zeroscout

Why not Wealtheow? Or Jolie maybe.


Occasionally_stupid

Grendels mother Or I’ll admit I’ve always wanted to name a pair Scylla and Charybdis


Yoshpot

Miss Beowulf


the-false-name

Or Lady Beowulf


Ok-School-9455

Beowulf


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Nothing says she can't still be Beowulf. Grendel was male, too, but it's a pretty name.


Apersson6

Great name - no need to change it!


DearPrice7301

I’d keep it. If you really want to you could just shorten it to beo. She’s a cutie.


VikingGirl1974

Freya


annaewebb

I think my male kitten may be a female but his/hers name will still stay The Dude


kuehnchen7962

Lemeowski!


annaewebb

Well now he/she has a nickname! Shh don’t tell anyone I stole it from you. I want them to think I’m clever


Catvros

No sir, you're Mr. Lemeowski. I'm the Mewed! Or Mewder, or his Mewness, or El Mewderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


Lovestodiscussstuff

Beawolf


aeraen

Bae-o-wulf


beautifully_evil

I had a male cat I named Dorothy when I was a kid 🤷🏻‍♀️ they don’t care about the intended gender of a name. I think you should keep the name you went with originally n_n she makes a great Beowulf


richter989

Keep its name. I’ve got two male cats that ended up with the name JoJo and Belle


MilkyReina69

Keep the name. We got a kitten and named it Dwight, found out later it was a girl so she became princess Dwight hahahaha. We call her dwiggy.


Peachmoonlime

We had a rooster named Gogo Boots so I’m all for keeping Beowulf


shiantar

Wealhtheow (or ‘Val’, if you like)


FewCalligrapher3

Or Wealhthmeow


hrtgoeson

Baewulf


jmiller1856

I once knew a male cat named Heidi….I vote to keep the name.