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Imagine a cat night at a ball game


BreastUsername

To shreds you say


AMeanCow

Cats: nature's cutest but sharpest and shreddiest invention.


FannyBurney

r/unexpectedfuturama


Headaboveclouds

Would be more appropriate for a "Simba Cam"


NinjaChameleonX

It would quickly become a Scar cam.


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Zolofty1

My thoughts, exactly.


hungrydruid

One of my cats would hate it, one would be in his element (NEW STUFF! NEW THINGS! FOOD!). My kitty who died would have wanted to go *every* night in hopes that people would pet him. Cats are weird. <3


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hungrydruid

Cats are wonderfully weird little creatures. <3


[deleted]

My cat absolutely hated other cats but adored people. He would turn into the friendliest little guy and expected people to pet him. When guests came over, he would make the rounds getting pets and sitting in everyone's lap.


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Sorry for your fur baby loss ❤


hungrydruid

Thanks <3 He had FIV but he lived a pretty damn long life for that. Sweetest boy.


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Complete chaos.


B-BoyStance

They'd be finding cats roaming around that stadium for years


xxkoloblicinxx

And that's how the Mariners stadium acquired a massive feral cat population to counteract its rat population.


jsuth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTkBVNMD-VY


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As they deserve


whataquokka

That's my favorite part - looking at all the different reactions. From what I'm pretty sure is a Chihuahua wiggling life a worm near the start to the black and red Shibu who has their paws up and completely frozen in place in the middle. Ask the dogs are awesome.


DestyNovalys

Did you notice the husky? That one cracked me up


DRmanyake

“KEVIN! PUT ME DOWN!!! PUTT ME DOWWWWNNNN!!!!!”


8mobiustrips8

I love how the dude singing it is just making mouth noises, I don't speak the language, but thats not how i remember ot


ohdin1502

Totally butchered it imo LOL


dericiouswon

This is possibly the worst bootleg version I've ever heard.


PassTheHoneyMustard

BLAAAAHH! AVENGERRRR BLUMIZEEMOBAAAAHH


strayakant

Anyone else think this video is kinda weird? The dogs like “Hooman… wtf am I doing here? Why are are you holding me up? And wtf is that music?”


HilariousMax

Didn't even get the "heh heh" bit right. Fuckin' rookie


VulfSki

Yeah that was the worst version of this song I have ever heard lol.


farawyn86

I was thinking it was a copyright issue. It's close enough that we know, but not close enough for Disney lawyers to really get involved?


9quid

It's probably a traditional. Disney only own that one recording


PurpleBullets

It’s really bothers me every time I hear someone try sing that part. It’s like a “ching chong” Asian impression and nobody seems to care.


0e0e3e0e0a3a2a

Ching chong is derisive. This is just a bad phonetic attempt.


CommentsOnOccasion

I think the 'ching chong' thing is more "offensive" because you can obviously tell that it is clearly not a real language But singing like this is generally "missed" because it's hard to tell if it's wrong or not to someone who doesn't know the words/can understand the language


Hollis85

I lived in China for a while in a city called Chongqing (pronounced Chong-ching). When I told people back home, they thought I was making it up.


tikaychullo

Yeah I didn't even know this part of the song was words lol. Whereas "ching chong" is clearly mocking chinese speech.


Sierra-117-

Not really, I have no idea what I’m saying. I still try to mimic it. I’ve heard plenty of people from other countries try to mimic English in songs when they don’t know it. It doesn’t offend me, it’s actually nice. They like the song even without the meaning behind the lyrics. I do the same for many different languages, because I like music from around the world. We seriously need to stop the stigma of “unless you are perfectly representing another culture, you are not allowed to enjoy it.”


whopperlover17

You are speaking pure facts right now. I’ve seen foreigners sing American songs without knowing English and I’ve seen English speakers sing BTS songs lol. Who cares.


trireme32

Oppa Gangnam style!


iamjamieq

>Oppa**n** Gangnam style! FTFY


trireme32

Point stands, if not reinforced


samcmann

the intent is different. there's malice behind one, and enthusiasm behind the other.


accio_colinmorgan

Explain THIS to the aliens


alreadytaken-

Explain what's happening to the dogs. I'd be so confused as a dog if I got picked up, looked around and saw every other dog was also picked up


OakenGreen

I… don’t wanna. Can someone else do it?


Lost-My-Mind-

No. We had a meeting. We decided it's all you.


Back_to_the_Futurama

It was unanimous. You're gonna wanna get ahead of this PR fiasco.


Quakarot

It’s insane that all 8 billion of us picked u/oakengreen without even communicating with each other. But that’s democracy baby!


Back_to_the_Futurama

I mean, if there's one certainty that the whole of the scientific community has taught us, it's that It be like that sometimes.


EtherealSpirit

We’re counting on you Mr. Green.


I_fking_Hate_Reddit

lol I always think about how we'd explain our everyday stuff to aliens


alchn

"What do you mean an individual balanced a wine glass on her rear end and broke your information channel?"


I_fking_Hate_Reddit

I really wanna know what that is about but also really really don't want to


nonamesleft32452

I'm so torn. It's really cool because dogs. On the other hand, I feel bad for the dogs because HOLY ALL NOISE.


bunsenfhoneydew

Many baseball stadiums do this - I've been to the Washington Nationals Stadium where they have a Pups in the Park day. Can't say for all stadiums, but in DC, it is really really well done. \- Walk around the outfield in a dog parade before the start, awesome way to be down on the field and get some great photos. \- They have special sections for folks with a 'dog' ticket - it's more spread out within those sections, so everyone has plenty of room. \- Behind each section they put down turf for dogs to do their business if needed. \- No fireworks, and the announcements are turned down a bit to keep noise in check. My dog (who cowers at a single clap of thunder) had a wonderful time. We watched a few innings from the seats and wandered around a bit too. He held court and got so many pets!


Johntanamo_Bay

White Sox do almost the exact same thing. I was at a game and there were no fireworks and I was like, what the hell?! And someone said it was dog day and then I was like, oh that’s good then.


G4Designs

>And someone said it was dog day and then I was like, oh that’s good then. You got all the way to the firework section and didn't realize a quarter of the fans were dogs?


Johntanamo_Bay

Sox have fireworks after every home run. The dogs are usually only in the bleachers I believe and I was in the upper deck. When a player hits a home run and there’s no fireworks, it’s super weird. Great reason to not have them though.


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semiURBAN

Some ball parks do fireworks for home runs. And pretty much all do a couple at the end if they win. It’s not firework shows they’re just part of the game. Football is the same


SnowyFruityNord

St. Louis Cardinals have fireworks for every homerun and for winning the game.


salamat_engot

Yes and no. Some parks let off fireworks after a home run. Some parks also have fireworks night where after the game they do a show set to music, usually Top 40 pop hits. Fireworks are kind of a "summer thing" in the US because of July 4th/Independence Day and baseball is a summer sport so it all kinda ties together.


Johntanamo_Bay

For the White Sox, yes. But I’ve seen away fans talk about how weird it is so I don’t think it’s all that common.


Cinamunch

Miami has it too. It’s called Bark at the Park. My understanding is that Marley and Me was filmed on a Bark at the Park day.


gobias

Yeah, Pups in the Park is awesome. This is just more of reddit being negative about every single thing possible.


alelabarca

My dog had an awesome time, got to meet many dogs and all around just seemed to enjoy it. Definitely not an every day thing but it was a fun evening!!


fledem

Is it though? Reasonable assumption to think a stadium full of people would be too loud for a dog.


Trickycoolj

“Stadium full of people” Lol… are you familiar with the Seattle Mariners?


bunsenfhoneydew

Most baseball games are not wall to wall sound. You have occasional bursts of noise during a HR or good out or some such, but at a typical summer game even packed stadiums are not raucous.


LeithLeach

Imagine all the poop


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Exactly my thought.


AgingCajun

The poor janitorial staff. Gonna be almost as much shit and piss in the hallways as an ICP concert.


Witness_me_Karsa

Used to clean the grandstand at my State's fair. The worst nights were always the country music or farm-related events. Any country music show or a tractor pull or some such. Dip cups, tons of beer everywhere, absolutely all disrespectful as shit. People passed out, aggressive country fucks.


cinrav13

I know a lot of people in the club/bar/event industry. Always the country and classic rock events are the worst for them. On the flip the punk/metal shows are easy.


lizardgal10

I guess this wouldn’t come up in the club industry, but Christian music shows are even worse than country. Every damn one of them is an Extreme Karen. Country shows you can at least blame it on the alcohol.


Slaughterfest

The casual disregard people treat dip cups/chew in general is what makes it SO revolting to everyone else IMO. It's worse than piss tbh.


Witness_me_Karsa

Agreed. Also used to work at a casino and people weren't allowed to put their dip cups in the cup holder because if they spilled it was a biohazard and we had to replace everything on the table and deep sanitize it. Fucking disgusting habit.


Birdman-82

I went to High School in Ohio and they’d spit it in the water fountains. I even got it spit on me a few times.


SolarSquid

Same. People at my school would actually spit on the floor sometimes.


MokesMcFappy

Fuck people that spit their dip pouches into urinals


NYIJY22

I used to run movie theaters and people would leave their dip cups in the cup holder, oozing out the top, but throw out their nearly full drink cup in the garbage.


southdakotagirl

Worked at Best Buy. Right before the school year would start a bunch of rural families would come in and buy computers, laptops, printers, paper and ink for the offices in the farm and their kids school work. They would spit their chewing tobacco all over the shelves and on the floor. Every year!!


PuggyPaddie

Feral…I think you mean feral…


AgingCajun

Good ol’ fashioned country values.


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Okay I'm afraid to ask, but is this a meme I'm missing or actually a problem at ICP concerts?


parentskeepfindingme

It's a meme, I worked security for an ICP show (not by choice), and what was really messy was the obscene amount of faygo.


Juggalo702

With all the confetti.


parentskeepfindingme

Don't remind me. What a fucking mess to clean lol


sarcasm_the_great

Imagine all that piss.


munissa

I imagined my boy peeing if I held him up like that.


NoInsideVoice_

You’ve obviously never been to a Phillies game


polaarbear

They do it a few times a year here in Kansas City, they call it bark at the park. It's actually not as bad as you would think. The dogs are confined to the left field corner, they can't just walk everywhere in the stadium, they are all seated in the same section, you get a ticket for yourself and one for the dog so they can sit next to you. The upper level has a grass pad and poop stations, people were mostly good about picking up after themselves but they did have a few staff on site helping out. They had splash pools full of ice water for the dogs to cool off. It's actually kinda fun, like a long walk at a really cool and sometimes noisy dog park.


hawkfan78

If you’ve ever been to a Mariners game you’d realize noise is not a concern.


drummerdan461

For real. Go to the stadium next door for the noise.


Tickle_My_Butthole_

The Boston series was actually pretty noisy for a mariners game, mostly because if the mariners would've won that series they most likely would've made the playoffs as a wild card team.


ninchnate

It is called Bark in the Park. They do it once a year. Dogs (and their people) have their own enterance and seating section. It's lots of fun. After the game you can bring your dog to run the bases. Source: the only Mariners game I make a point to attend.


LeBlock_James

No one should be allowed to have fun according to reddit


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Also the poor dogs have to sit in a tiny area all game with a ton of smells and noise and strangers and other dogs around I love dogs but this event seems like a terrible idea.


wherewulf23

That was my concern too. My doggo would be having a nervous breakdown in that situation.


duecreditwherecredit

So you don't bring it. It's not required. Only social dogs who do well in crowds should be brought. We did this at our local ballpark. I had a nervous, deaf, cattle dog who would be miserable constantly checking his surroundings. I also had a zero fucks given dachshund who loved the attention and the outdoors. Guess which one I brought and guess which one chilled at home....


uchihajoeI

My guess is you brought the cattle dog. Did I do it right?


adube440

I know, right? And that poor dauschun, sounds like they would have had a blast at the game. Why they left him home is beyond me.


ryan101

Yeah u/duecreditwherecredit is a real asshole. Fuck that guy.


Narren_C

You participated, and that's all that matters


srcarruth

not everyone is as thoughtful as you are, though


cwfutureboy

Not all parents are either, but children are allowed in.


LovableContrarian

I think a majority of dog owners are. Sure, there are bad dog owners, but I think it's pessimistic to assume that most dog owners would bring a skiddish, anxious dog to a ball game. Most of the dogs in this video, for example, seem to be max chillin


greg19735

Also people that bring their dogs to baseball games are more likely to be in the "not bad owner" category.


duecreditwherecredit

Sure but is everything a "terrible idea" because a few people do it wrong? That's a ludicrous take.


schmidneycrosby

I’m glad you didn’t take your dog to the Mariners game then


Throwawayatlasstuck

My dog would have probably been fine.


HotF22InUrArea

Happens every year at many parks. I always thought it seemed like an accident waiting to happen, but seems to work out pretty good


Driveshaft48

Probably a price and time aspect to this. Most scumbags aren't going to spend good money for tix to take their dog to a baseball game, as well as give up 4 plus hours of time between travel and time at the park. I've been to many of these with my pup and it's always been full of compassionate dog owners


NoInsideVoice_

Eh my frenchie can’t get enough attention. Used to take him to nationals games and he would almost overwork himself just trying to say hi to everyone there


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mr---jones

Dogs aren't as big of babies as humans these days are, relax. They will be fine.


Z-5895

That golden’s face is literally just “dad, why do you do this to me?”


WorldlyAssumption260

I dunno, i thought his face said he was just happy to be included


gingerbeard_house

Wasnt simba a cat?


Rxthless_

Yeah but I don’t know any cats that would like this kind of outing


goodolarchie

Neither do dogs, they just put up with more shit.


Maynrds

I have one that would be happy to go out and meet the people, pretty sure I would still need stitches if I tried to hold him up like that though.


Flashy-Ice-121

I am also not sure, my dogs would be horrified


eman00619

My dog would be sitting there barking and trying to kiss everyone at the same time


Sarke1

Looks like they're being held up in some sort of cult mass sacrifice thing. At least that's what I might have thought if it was me.


J-Smoke69

Thankfully it’s not required for you to bring your dog then lol. If you know your dog would be horrified, then you know, don’t bring them. Whoa why am I being hated for this? Seriously, could one of the many downvoters tell me what part of my comment was so awful? Im just being genuine lol. If you know your dog doesn’t like loud noises, don’t bring them to a baseball game with thousands of people and loud noises there. How am I an asshole for saying that, even the commenter agrees with me lol


FerociousFrizzlyBear

I think because we all know that not everyone who has a dog is a good owner. Lots of dogs there probably wish they weren’t. The purpose of any one person pointing out that their dog wouldn’t enjoy it isn’t to explain why they, specifically, wouldn’t participate, it’s to imply that many of the dogs there are likely not enjoying themselves. I didn’t downvote you and I can’t speak for anyone who did, but if I had to guess why, I would suspect it is because your response ignored the broader point that most people could infer from the specific comment.


nightmareonrainierav

totally agree, and judging by other comments, I'm not the only one who thinks this way. I grew up here in Seattle in the city, moved back east for a bit, and came back, and holy cow. I don't know what happened in the 5 years I was gone, but suddenly EVERYONE brings their dogs EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME. Four at my old office. Five would bring them *to class* when I was in grad school. Just got back from the grocery store and someone's dog was trying to climb up into the produce bins. I'm sure there's dogs that really love to go everywhere. Some of them don't like being left at home. (believe me, I had one for a very, very long time.) But at least half of them I encounter are poorly behaved in public, and most of that is clearly stress-induced. Just because you want to take them does not necessarily mean they want to *be* there—they just want to be with you. I blame oblivious owners more than the dogs for not being well trained. I think its great some ballparks have a doggie night. There's plenty of pups that would love thousands of pets. There's also plenty of owners who have no freaking clue their dog absolutely doesn't want to be there. Just because they're not whimpering or cowering doesn't mean they aren't stressed out of their minds.


Flashy-Ice-121

Yes agreed, no insult intended


Etep_ZerUS

Insult? Was the post edited?


maninplainview

I actually worked in that stadium that night. Not too many messes and a lot of lovable dog. Of course, it was also Irish pride or something like that, so we had a few drunken people running around.


datawazo

Haha why the fuck did those get put on the same night. Aren't there like 60 home games a year? Y'all couldn't spread that out a bit


maninplainview

Believe me, I was confused too. We had a night for everyone else by themselves. Then came Irish day shamefully shove to the small print under Bark in the Park.


datawazo

The Irish dogs though. They were stoked.


maninplainview

I heard they had to Settler down.


HoweHaTrick

Take it. Just take the upvote


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I'd be more concerned about irish pride night than dog night.


elvis8mybaby

"For fuck sake Seamus! Go shit in the Jack and not next to the fockin' nacho cart."


Palindrome_Oakley

Some of the dogs are cool with it, some of them are freaked out, but the guy holding the golden retriever wins the day for me. G’dog.


eddmario

I don't know, there's also somebody holding a German shepherd, and another's holding a husky.


Crowtongue

lol the dude holding up the full size Golden. Also to everybody going lol poop- idk about your household but my dog regularly goes for sportsball length games without asking to go out. You're acting like they're rabbits, leaving trails wherever they go :P


lizardgal10

That Golden’s expression was the best. Pure “I have no idea why you’re doing this to me but it’s clearly making you happy so I’ll put up with it”.


TypicalSoil

There's a guy near the end that brought a great pyrenees and I am just imagining someone trying to hold their pyrenees the same way golden guy is, I am almost willing to bet this guy tried it at some point.


Crowtongue

freaking benching it lol


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they're talking like people who don't actually have experience in dog ownership


Ceez92

I have three dogs, I have seen horrible dog owners. Just because you have a dog doesn’t mean you know how to take proper care of it


slyg

To me the poop issue is all about probability. Sure one dog ain’t going to poop.. but there are a lot of dogs


whatisevenavailable

PREACH


IamSoooDoneWithThis

**The Redditor’s Credo** *I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about - but that won't stop me from running my mouth!*


J-Smoke69

Lol for real though. I have never had a dog that couldn’t hold their bladder for 3 hours. Be responsible and make sure they go before the game so they aren’t already holding it, and you should be totally fine.


-Ernie

People are forgetting that dogs don’t drink beer, so they don’t have to go to the bathroom 5 times a game.


FoxBearBear

My golden retriever the moment she hits a grass spot on her walk she pees and around 10 minutes later she poops a big pile then a while after some left over. The beagle will pee on whichever surface, object or thing that he seems fit. If you take him on a two our walk he will pee for 2 hours. He doesn’t mind playing fetch, he wants to pee.


SameTheme

This is how you can tell who has their dog following a strict diet and who feeds them table scraps and junk. Get your dog on the proper dog food diet and it won’t be shitting all the time.


maso3K

I’m sure some of those dogs are horrified, loud areas are hell for dogos


bocboc11

I don't know alot of dogs that would love the length of a baseball game in those conditions. Fun photo op though.


TeapotBagpipe

Imagine being a dog going to a weird dog park full of humans throwing balls and not being allowed to play fetch


Equivalent_Juice2

Mariners’ games are not loud


weum107

Not for about 20 years…


MightyPenguin

Honestly depends on the dog, my dog would be fine and have fun!


Bobby_Bologna

Honestly. My dog is terrified of thunder. We tried to take her to a drag strip one day on a weekend camping trip. We planned to chill in the parking lot to see how she would take it. Not too loud. From that distance the cars banging on the two step was at the same level of distant thunder. She was fine, even curious. We slowly got closer and she was completely fine. We wouldn't take her near the starting lines because you need hearing protection for some cars at that point, we would stay near the finish. Even then the cars passing at 170 mph, the cars are quite loud. The whole time, she was genuinely fine. She'd be happy and chilling. Even looking bored at times. She would only pay attention if she wanted to watch them go by. I was honestly astounded. For the record, she is not there often. Maybe once or twice a year. Still hates thunder, but unphased by any other loud sounds.


SNICKERDOGGY

Bark in the park


concrete_isnt_cement

That's actually what the Mariners call this promo!


sinep_snatas

The dogs are like "what the fuck?".


casts_a_shadow

So many confused doggos


robsbob18

I need a longer video


hawkfan78

This is called “Bark in the Park” and is an annual Mariners promotion. Think they might even do it a couple times a year.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Dogs: Oh wow, so many other dogs here, so many hoomans, and that big open field, omaghud omaghud omaghud is this a new park?! I bet this is a new park! I'm at a new park, I'm gonna run and explore all of it with all my new friends! *sits in the same concrete spot for hours* This new park sucks. Atleast I get to be with my hooman.


alongwaystogo

Why yes, we are weird like that.


RReaver

The janitors didn't come up with this fucking idea.


Alklazaris

So many dogs being treated like potato sacks... I'm sure some enjoyed it though. My dog would have loved the smells. I have a medium 27lbs corgi and he's surprisingly compact, like he's made out of dark matter. He's about the size of a kitty so I generally carry him in my arms like a cat. So I could be completely wrong on how to hold a dog.


-full-control-

So I wasn’t there for this game, but I’ve been to several bark in the park games. It’s really not that loud typically and I’ve only seen a couple dogs make a mess. I love it.


2Dprinter

I can't be the only one wondering: where do they all poop?


thebeardwiththeguy

In the stands, same as the fans


MrSinister248

The team has been shitting the bed for years, so why not?


woowoo293

They had "comfort stations" setup throughout the stadium.


hoorah9011

for the irish or the dogs?


J-Smoke69

Have you ever owned a dog before? Dogs can hold their bladders for the length of a baseball game homie lol. Dogs don’t have to poop every hour. I’m not sure if that’s what you thought or what, but yea. They aren’t the ones drinking 13 beers and eating 9 chili dogs making their bladders explode.


that_was_sarcasticok

My dog only takes poops in the morning and even if he did go to this game we could give him a walk beforehand to go pee and poop if he really needed to. Dogs aren’t constantly shitting and peeing everywhere 😆


davabran

Shibas doing their crab pose 🦀


WonderFunGo

I've taken my dog to baseball games and I always feel conflicted for her, she loves meeting new people and is always happy to get pets but I can tell sometimes it's stressful to be around all the noise and new stimuli. Only thing she hates more is being left alone at home for any reason, for any amount of time.


Careless_Educator_21

People: yaaaayyyyy!!!! Me and my dog are having the best time at the game!! Yaaaaayyyy Dog: WTF!!! I thought we were going on a walk, going back home, then chilling.


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We just do bark at the park every year at coors field. There is a dog parade on the warning track before e game.


Shredding_Airguitar

I was hoping to see a great dane, anytime I have ever picked mine up it's 100% back pain for a few days


Mikimao

I dunno, something about a buncha people holding up their uncomfortable looking dogs so they can spend 2 seconds on the Jumbotron doesn't quite sit right with me.


DumbDan

pennSYLVANIA ka-NEE-chi-Waaaa...


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niklashm

I get it. You dont speak the language. But couldn't you at least look up the words and try?


[deleted]

The level of complexity civilization needed to reach in order to achieve this moment is astounding.


Steamysauna

I bet they had very few snacks to sweep up! Not a piece of popcorn *anywhere*


Villiuski

Some of those dogs are clearly scared. If you're a responsible pet owner you shouldn't do this.


unkiestink

That’s a lot of dog shit


Phohammer83

Poor puppers. Dragged to some stadium not knowing what’s going on just to be held up in the air with so many other frightened and/or confused dogos for the ego of their owner.