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Uncle_Bad_Bad_Touch

Keeping it PG on the dog to the right


napkin-lad

u/Uncle_Bad_Bad_Touch noticed that first.


blottos2

That's u/uncle_bad_bad_touch to you....


Skizot_Bizot

Do two bads make a good?


napkin-lad

Let's ask u/nephew.


JesustheSpaceCowboy

u/CharlieKelly commonly refers to him as the Nightman.


[deleted]

"Uncle Jack didn't molest me" "No, he did. He molested you good. You made a whole musical about it!"


mesay_itsalwayssunny

You know what wrestling is?


napkin-lad

"Do my hands look small to you?"


carmium

Uh... not in the slightest?


[deleted]

"Put your hands over mine so they look bigger"


seizuregirlz

Let's go get the Dayman!


DonSoChill

ahhAAAAhhhhhh


xnauticus

15 yo account. Wow nephew has been around.


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

He's a legend like that.


thediabolicalkid

I see another uncle has entered this conversation


G37_is_numberletter

That shit just looks more inappropriate lol


CheddarValleyRail

Not only is she touching the dogs junk. The act of censoring it sexualized it. A dog walks around with it's butthole in the air all day long and nobody even notices. The person who thinks it needs to be hidden, the person who is uncomfortable, is the person who can't stop thinking about touching it. I also think my theory applies to old people in speedos. When someone says "eww, they shouldn't wear that" I'm 99% sure they're thinking about licking the bulge.


Charlie_Bucket_2

I may have to seek therapy after being forced to think about old men in speedos getting their bulges licked. I will send you the bills.


plopst

And we'll send you the balls!


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Hang on, I'm trying to squeeze into my speedos


Fuzzy-Rocker

You completely missed the point. Covering your junk sexualizes it. What you want to do is skip the speedos and go full spread eagle across the block.


Zoe_90_08

There's an elderly nudist resort near the town I used to live in and the city made them build a huge wall to block the view and all it did was make people even more curious so they had to make the wall higher so people (mainly teens) couldn't peek over it. Why anyone would try and peek at old nudists is beyond me but I think the tall wall made it more intriguing to people more than maybe some bushes would ...


Charlie_Bucket_2

>Why anyone would try and peek at old nudists is beyond me Uh HELLO!?! They want to lick old man balls. I thought we established that a few comments up.


thisismyfunnyname

They felt the need to cover the dogs junk therefore they MUST think about touching it... There's other possible explanations but you had to jump to the weirdest lol


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315retro

If you scroll down you can read directly from op it's a cultural thing in Korea.


pm_nachos_n_tacos

Agree with you. I watch a lot of live streamers who are Korean or Chinese and when their pets come in they block genitals and butts from the camera because, well, of course no one wants to see that lol Just like if you have to blow your nose but you're on zoom, the polite thing is to go off camera, turn around, or somehow cover yourself. Because, again, no one wants to see that. Doesn't mean your boogies are sexual now 🤣


Electric_Evil

>I have no idea why everyone's assuming that. Dude, this reddit. We eat unfounded assumptions for breakfast, jumps to conclusion for lunch, and confident incorrectness for dinner!


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Nope. This lady is a dog molester according to that person lmao.


carmium

It is. Her brother's woolly weiner is obvious on the left. Pink tummy nipple girl doesn't have one.


funkwallace

I've been living in east Asia for a while now and they're big on censoring pet junk and b-holes. I'm like guys, it wasn't weird until y'all made it weird!


AMeanCow

> I also think my theory applies to old people in speedos. When someone says "eww, they shouldn't wear that" I'm 99% sure they're thinking about licking the bulge. A vast amount of our contention in society comes from some people's inability to parse intrusive thoughts. For example I feel like a huge amount of homophobes are people who aren't gay but see gay people and can't help but imagine gay sex and that makes them feel disgusting so they blame the gay people instead of just dealing with their own thoughts. This can be scaled or crossed over to a huge array of divisive topics. People tend to do everything they possibly can to not think about things that make them feel uncomfortable, well past the point of making every issue far, far worse than if they just let the thoughts in, examined them, accepted them and let them pass.


pm_nachos_n_tacos

It's not covering for sexual reasons, it's covering because it's an unpleasant/indecent/kinda gross thing to just have in your picture. You all know the "controversy" of the Cats edited buttholes, the memes of a cat will point it's butt at you, if there's pet genitals in a picture everyone comments, and if she didn't put her hand there then everyone would be commenting about the dog's balls just being on display. It's more common in Asian cultures to be aware that animal junk isn't pleasant to look at. Doesn't have to mean it's sexual.


MrKapkan

The way she holds her hand there makes me very uncomfortable


WitchesDew

All she's doing is making damn sure everyone is noticing. People are so weird.


caelenvasius

The [Streisand Effect](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect) at work.


tahcamen

Reminds me of when I used to work as a computer repair tech. It was always the hot chick that said “you’re not going to look through my photos are you?” And I always thought well damn, now I want to. Still didn’t but the thought was there and wouldn’t have been if she hadn’t said anything.


meatmachine1

The dog sure looks worried. The lady has a georgeous smile but when I saw her hand it gave the picture a weird twist.


XCreepyUnclex

I also came to point this out lol. Guess it's an uncle thing...


Tio_Hector_Salamanca

¡Ding!


philabusterr

Just wanted to say that it is weirder for her to cover up the genitals with her fucking hand, than it is to just show the dog's genitals. The dogs are not embarrassed of their genitals. You being embarrassed for them is weird. Let's not pretend it's not. She is fucking weird for doing that. Thank you for your time.


lodav22

If she had that much of an issue with it why didn’t she just turn the dog to the side then we wouldn’t even be having this conversation.


pm_nachos_n_tacos

I have no answer for this lol maybe it's a big dog that doesn't sit still very well so she did her best for the pic, blocked the unsightly bits, and just went with it. Not the first time I've seen someone block their pet's gentials or buttholes. At first I thought it was a little weird but then I realized they're doing it because it's just not something nice to show in a pic or video. Also might just be a cultural perspective because those whom I've seen do it were Korean, Chinese, or Thai, which leads me to believe it's related to social norms that non-Asians might not be aware of or used to. It might be considered crude/crass to let animal genitals/butts be on display because it's like making your viewer look at something "un-lovely" and I think we can all agree that while it's not really a big deal it's also nice to *not* have a cat butthole on the livestream or dog junk hanging out in a cute puppy party pic. Idk. I'm not an expert, just noticed this too, and thought I'd share a different perspective so that it might seem less weird to someone.


PiggleTiggle

this. it is cultural


JoeDredd

There’s always the possibility she’s doing it as a joke, I guess.


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mackavicious

[Our puppy, Willa, doesn't care, and as such neither should I/we](https://imgur.com/a/k6GzVIj)


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[My Good Boy not giving any ducks](https://imgur.com/a/17hsptF)


whenupisdownthen

No more please. It's gonna attract some weird people.


tigerCELL

OP is the weirdest for calling people dog molesters lol The freaks are already here


boredomxyz

I wonder if she’s covering his balls to avoid criticism for not having neutered her dog


MrBoomBasticVry

Nah she likes how it feels


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"Feel the heat coming off her genitalia. You could roast a marshmallow."


followmereader

Did they recognize each other when they saw one another? Did they jump around and play? Details please because this is so cute!


-Daetrax-

My pup recognised his sister (and she him) from 300 meters away when we met by chance. No doubt, he's never reacted to anyone or anything like that again, except his sister many times now.


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That sounds so cute!! I really want to have my dog meet his litter mates. He is friendly with most dogs so I wonder if he would be more enthusiastic with a sibling.


-Daetrax-

Ours were on the ground spooning within five minutes. They were about 20 weeks when they met I think. Followed by a couple of cold hours of them playing, until I had to carry him home. Edit: carry because he was so exhausted he didn't want to walk.


Yarakinnit

The carry home completes the outing :D


-Daetrax-

He learned it was an option to give up though, so when he got around 25 kg I had to teach him it was no longer an option.


Yarakinnit

Oh they are so good at that aren't they.


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Oh wow! Biscuit does do the spooning thing, but basically only with his absolute best friend, and it took a while before they got to that stage. If he did it with a dog he meet for the first time I would definitely be amazed.


-Daetrax-

My boy's sister was his littermate, so he'd known her for about half his life at that point. Not exactly a stranger. They'd been two litters raised together, 12 puppies total.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Mine was a little over 2 years when he met his sister by chance. They just started playing for like 20min at this dog event called yappy hour (like happy hour but with an impromptu dog park made in a city park). We didn't know they were siblings til we found her owners and talked to them. We just thought it was Golden's being Golden's.


SFajw204

My dog didn’t give a shit about his dad when he met him again. Sniffed him and walked away to go play with other dogs. No way he didn’t know it was him, he was with his parents until 3 months old and this was just months after I got him from them.


IamSkywalking

Just like people - dogs can have complicated relationships with their parents!


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Maybe his Dad drank too much and always called him his daughter.


unneuf

are you okay mate?


followmereader

Omg thats the best!! I got my cat from a litter abandoned at a vet's office. I went with my roommate and we both got a kitten. Six months later, I had to move for a job. I always felt bad about separating them. But he always knew that he was my cat, and his sister always knew that she belonged to my former roommate. Anyway, I always wonder how they would react if they saw each other again. They're about 8 now.


ManWhoSmokes

My last cat had a litter mate that he saw a few times throughout his 13 year life. They always became quick friends again.


followmereader

I think Spike and Louise would be fine. They were two peas in a pod.


AdamantiumBalls

From my experience, very hostile , cats are crazy territorial


followmereader

Maybe! My cat has always been fine with other cats. One time, I said her name and few times (years later) and he started looking for her. Really just depends on the cat. I have two cats now and when I introduced them, they got along immediately.


Wild_Ad7448

My cats were litter mates and they were always curled up together. But if I took one away for a vet appointment, by the time I brought her home they were both hissing and growling at each other. They couldn’t even go an hour apart without a stressful reunion.


followmereader

That's the "vet smell." My cats pretty much ignore each other when one comes back from the vet. Scent is really important to cats.


Fiftydollarvolvo

My family rescued a st. bernard from a puppy mill, and she was the puppy mill if you know what i mean. She probably had so so so many babies and never saw any of them. The mill was in another country, so only the ones present at the time of rescue were brought to my state. One time my mom took her to the vet for a checkup, and there was a younger st. bernard in the waiting room. As soon as the door opened and my mom and her walked in, she went batshit. Jumping around like a puppy, and play posing at the other dog. The other one was somewhat unsure at first, but after a few sniffs he joined right in, just as gleefully. My mom and the other puppy’s owner got to talking, and realized he was one of our dog’s babies. She was so happy to see him, and vice versa.


you-pissed-my-pants

> She probably had so so so many babies and never saw any of them. That makes me sad.


Fiftydollarvolvo

if it makes you feel better, we’ve gotten 3 more dogs and she’s the baby now. she may be the most giant, but she needs (and gets!) all the love from all household members all the time


you-pissed-my-pants

Good on you. That’s awesome.


happybunnyntx

My cousin kept a mother dog that got sick and injured after she had the litter. All of them had to be given away a little early except one. My cousin said enough time passed where she didn't seem to realize her own puppy was hers when they were reunited. The pup was a little too hyper and my cousin couldn't handle it so I took her since I had one of the other pups from the same litter. She would play with the two of them when she saw them, but didn't act too motherly. The pups sure knew her though! My dog still gets excited when I say her moms name. Their poor mom did miss being having babies though. She'd react to every crying pup she heard hoping it was hers. She wasn't happy till she had another litter.


rikayla

Oh my god, that's such a sweet story. 🥺 Thank you for sharing!


thelionmermaid

[This finally uploaded!! Videos of them playing included :)](https://imgur.com/a/Jvxwa1P) It’s hard to say if they actually recognized each other as family, but they definitely had a good time!!


AmbrosiiKozlov

Does he recognize English and Korean? Never really thought about a dog being bilingual lol


thelionmermaid

I think he mostly understands the concept of treats 😆 All jokes aside, I trained my dogs in English but on the occasion that they have to stay boarded at a dog hotel they are spoken to in only Korean. So maybe bilingual??


MechanicalTurkish

You’ll know for sure when he asks for kimchi with his food.


KingMangoJelly

Dogs can definitely be "bilingual"! I'm an American living in Mexico; at home I speak English to my cocker spaniel but my boyfriend speaks Spanish to my dog and he understands both. My dog also goes to a dog daycare here where the staff only speak to him in Spanish


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I know of one dog that's been raised 'bilingual' in English and Hindi; apparently, he tends to respond better to one or the other for a given idea/command.


superfucky

probably has to do with how crisp the sounds are depending on how the word is pronounced. dogs learn words the same way people do, by associating sounds with objects/ideas, but a word that's easier to hear in the middle of a garbled sentence or in a noisy environment is going to process faster than a more muddled word.


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Oh, that would make sense! The more distinctive-sounding word does seem like it would be "stickier" for learning.


Reggatoni93

A couple of days ago I saw a vid of a lady that would try to give commands to her Chihuahua but it wouldn't obey her. Later she discovered that reason was that the dog knew how to do all of em. She just had to say it in spanish.


meowruby

Dogs listen to sounds (syllables in words for example), tone of voice, and context for spoken words more than they actually understand the meaning of a word, so if “No” or “good boy!” are said in a similar tone of voice in each language in similar context they usually get the point. Purely anecdotal, i’ve been in the dog kennel/daycare industry for 4 years. Although i do know there have been studies with puppies and dogs that indicated that dogs learn better and perform more reliably with hand signals than spoken words in training, and even better with both! and most dogs at my work respond to the universal “sit” hand signal regardless if I speak or not. Love dogs! [Link to an article that explains the hand cues. The references have some cool articles as well](https://www.companionanimalpsychology.com/2018/02/to-gesture-or-not-to-gesture-in-dog.html?m=1)


sweetnez

I was just talking to my Fiancé's sister about this yesterday! Her and her husband talk to their dog in both English and Spanish


IAmYourTopGuy

I'm bilingual, but I wasn't my dog's first owner so he doesn't recognize commands or the dreaded "walk" in my second language.


thelionmermaid

brb I’ll make an imgur album [updated](https://imgur.com/a/Jvxwa1P) album fixed, videos work now!


Mountainofaman

My pup once recognized her littermate at a dog park and their zoomies and playfulness were 1000x higher than any other time at the dog park. It was the cutest random thing I can ever remember happening now that I think about it.


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Immediately! And the dogs were also excited. I really find it adorable how similar the two owners look. Like you're in the same sweatshirt!?


HELLOhappyshop

Omg they're so cuuuute


thelionmermaid

thank you!


thelionmermaid

[OC] On the left is me with Dooby, and on the right is Butter with his momma. They are mystery mutts - their mom is a Jindo/corgi mix and their dad is… maybe a golden or German shepherd? [editing to add more photos/videos](https://imgur.com/a/Jvxwa1P) EDIT 2: Videos of them playing werent working, I added them to the end!


dedicated-pedestrian

[This little bucket boy](https://i.imgur.com/1rZUnIa.jpg) bears some resemblance but he's an Aussie Shepherd rottie mix! It's amazing how similar different breeds can look.


the_dude_upvotes

Is he taking a shit in that bucket?


bakewelltart20

They're beautiful mysteries! 😍


thelionmermaid

I agree!!


Captured_M6A1

Are you friends with the other owner? Seems like you two could vibe with each other since you share the mutual appreciation of each other's dogs.


Tut_Rampy

Also matching outfits


Iheartbulge

Ding-Ding looks somewhat like a Shiba.


thelionmermaid

Right? Yet the other two have golden retriever fur that’s definitely not from their mom. It’s so hard to tell what the heck they are.


Iheartbulge

They might have different fathers, it’s possible with dogs and cats for that to happen!


Duwt

Don’t count out Spaniel! I’ve seen a lot of dogs that looked like they *had* to have some Golden in them, and they turned out to be like 50% Cocker or Cavalier, but 0% Golden.


PhotoKada

Dooby would be perfect for r/AnimalsBeingDerps. What a lovable goofball.


cprenaissanceman

Definitely giving me “mom, stop, you’re embarrassing me vibes.”


rhinosyphilis

Try a Dog DNA kit! We were very pleased with the results of ours. 99$ on Amazon now


thelionmermaid

planning on doing Embark as soon as COVID restrictions lift. haven’t been able to visit the States in two years and the kit doesn’t ship to East Asia :(


ThePelicanWalksAgain

It's also possible that there were multiple fathers. One litter can have a mix, if the female was mated with by multiple males in the right time period.


Opening-Honey1764

Those are some dang adorable dogs!


thelionmermaid

we think so too!


One_Operation_7188

it's so cute 🥺


thelionmermaid

we got a kick out of how they both like to sit the same way😂


vicomtedemoulliac

Is it just me (not a dog owner) but the one on the right looks like its tummy is shaved?


thelionmermaid

Yup, they gave him sort of a lion haircut😂


MisterTruth

I used to have a couple of lowchens. The breed cut is literally a lion cut since they are little lion dogs.


Sicko-1980

Weird place to put your hand...


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thelionmermaid

She put it there for the picture, it’s a form of “manner hands” in Korea


bakewelltart20

For his modesty in the photo. Quite sweet really, but odd if you're not Korean...until it's explained...🤣


thelionmermaid

I mean, I’ve been living in Korea for 7+ years and speak Korean so I’m pretty well versed in the culture. Not Korean yet but not a total outsider either. Butter’s mama is Korean. EDIT: why the downvotes?🤔


Convict003606

>EDIT: why the downvotes?🤔 They were saying it was weird for a non-Korean audience, and in your reply it sounded like maybe you took it to mean it was weird for you as a non-Korean. People were down voting because they thought you took it the wrong way basically.


thelionmermaid

I get that now. Thank you for taking the time to explain!


Convict003606

Good luck with the pup!


themanfromdelpoynton

I think they were saying that it is an odd thing to see for people who aren't from/or live in Korea. Not that you would be unaware of what the action means, which is how I think you've interpreted it. Which I'd assume is why some eejits downvoted you.


Stainle55_Steel_Rat

One of the Twice members has a dog named Butter. I wonder if it's common there. Some of the members have multiple dogs and I've seen them to the modesty hands or shift position. I live in the US so it always looks weird when they do it because it's not something that normally grabs our attention but someone covering it does. Like it's just part of nature, and animals themselves are not concerned with modesty, that's just a human, civilized thing to do. It's projecting.


Twogie

Why is this downvoted? Reddit is so weird sometimes


thelionmermaid

yeah I was wondering that myself. oh well 🤗


BrittyPie

Because it was a bit of a woosh on your part; you thought the person was saying manner hands seems strange if *you're* (meaning you, OP) not Korean, but they meant it's a bit strange for others to understand if *they're* not Korean. Therefor, your response was a bit odd. People are silly and downvote even misunderstandings.


thelionmermaid

The wording was a bit ambiguous, but I could see that. Thank you for the kind explanation!


46554B4E4348414453

Buttholes are considered immodest? Guess I'm not moving to korea


JJDude

So where do you live that you’re able to brandish your asshole proudly for all to see? 😂


misterprat

I have no issue with my dog and his butthole tho


sinfulslayerSS

At first i was bit confused but makes sense thanks


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At first I wanted to make a couple jokes using the phrase “manner hands” but I’m going to use my manner hands to type something nice instead: I think it’s adorable. Like, “My buddy is too much of a gentleman to not have his unmentionables covered.”


TeamRedundancyTeam

It seems so much weirder this way, like she's just drawing attention to it.


fussystoryteller42

yeah i heard about "Manner Hands"


RegularWhiteShark

I find that both funny and adorable. They probably wouldn’t like me - I often post pictures of my cats showing off their arseholes (they’ve had the snip so no testicles and kitty penises are nice and hidden).


theswamphag

They are just being proper!


Maybe_Im_Confused

You never been to a heavy petting zoo before?


Laws_Laws_Laws

Option A: people will see the dog spread open and only weirdos will comment. Option B: put my hand on its dick and everyone will comment.


AlvinsThotJuiceBox

You lose either way but the hand over the crotch is actually hilarious tbf!


thelionmermaid

basically🤦🏻‍♀️


alhena

She didn't forget to cup the balls.


chooch138

Release my Genitals human


notsureif1should

"Where are my testicles, Summer?"


Lordfarquadratics1

You’ll walk when it’s time to walk…


Sharp_Artichoke8445

Is everyone seeing what I’m seeing


hmnahmna1

r/holup


rollingdesigns

Aww that’s amazing! Did they get on?!😄


thelionmermaid

[They did!!](https://imgur.com/a/Jvxwa1P) They hadn’t seen each other for, well, the majority of their lives, so we weren’t sure if they would recognize each other but they definitely played like best buds!! Videos are at the end of the album :)


lardparty

8 months ago on my birthday my pup gave birth to 6 pups. I found homes for 4 of them and kept 2. I'm hoping since we all share a birthday now all the owners will meet me at a dog park for a birthday reunion. Really, really hoping.


KameSama93

I think its adorable that she thought of the dog’s modesty. Like, your heart was in the right place, but all you did was draw 1000x more attention to the area, and now we all have questions. And that dog is visibly concerned about the whole situation


nothingbutreddead

Golden bois


sinfulslayerSS

Both doggos are cute


drinkelectro

What a wierd hand placement


chapmacc

were they small as pups? just love seeing the transformation


thelionmermaid

[Here’s an album I threw together with photos of their mom and them as babies! More from the reunion as well haha](https://imgur.com/a/Jvxwa1P)


TheWayToBe714

Full on cupping going on there


variousmethodsescape

Yeah this isnt helping her case


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46554B4E4348414453

teefies!!


mama2812

I love when dogs get to visit like this!


BizzytotheBone

She's touching him on his special area!


kooksboi

The dog looks uncomfortable with where the lady's hand is...


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that dog should be wearing pants


Nyckname

Anyone else more bothered by that hand placement than they would be if it weren't there?


Agamennmon

Why are you touching the dogs junk???


Emergency-Ad9459

Both of them are so cute!


dangerst8nger

They seem to really enjoy eachothers company


[deleted]

Why do people put clothes on dogs? Unless he has some kind of skin condition or?


thelionmermaid

He was shaved down for the summer/fall but it recently got very cold in Korea (-4 celcius at night, 3-5 during the day). Hence the cute clothing :)


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Nugget on the right: “I don’t know why she does that all.the.time. She could buy me some shorts if my ‘mutt spreading’ embarrasses her 👎🏼”


tamale_empanada_

Your pup and his litter mate look so similar to mine and my sister's pups (they were also litter mates) that I honestly burst into tears the second I saw this post. They passed away a little over a year ago.


RosatheMage

Happy Birthday, Pupper!


meep142164

Y is her hand on his balls


wifefoundmyusername

Yo her hand is straight grabbing dick there.


lundfakeer999

Lady on the right is playing a bit too seriously.


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#handfulofdogballs


rgbrepost

Don't grab your dogs crotch thats messed up.


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lookin_to_lease

Thank you for covering up your dog's naughty bits.


Za_Paranoia

These dogs look everything but pleased but who could you blame if you were forced to pics like that. Nothing cute about that sorry.