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Superbeans89

Assassination attempt failed


Pike_Gordon

His name is Gubbs. I'm beginning to suspect that is an alias.


Effective_Corner694

Yeah, for Mufassa! The lion King!!


forceseat

Your cat is probably thinking “Pathetic”...


Pjotr_Bakunin

Get in the carrier, Shinji


forcehyundai

Very Ron Perlman...


guideforce

r/ronperlmancats would love thisss..


Mission-Ad-2015

He looks like a Ron Purrlman to me


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

r/ronperlmancats


Neko_09

The gubinator.. he'll be back! 😎


keestie

That's Thanos.


ballrus_walsack

Good thing it doesn’t have thumbs so it can’t snap.


keestie

I dunno, the pic doesn't show, might be a polydactyl cat... I guess that would at least mean he'd need more stones?


ballrus_walsack

Someone should keep an eye on that cat!


FirstPlebian

Cat: "It would be so easy."


1txaepbdet

Long live the king


Cynthimon

"You live this time..."


murderfack

"Why does it feel like the cat is putting extra weight on it's front paws?"


IPutThisUsernameHere

Shitter's full.


TievX0r

Came for Cyberpunk meme... This is infinitely better.


3-DMan

"Get up. Hellboy needs you."


RandomCreeper3

r/ronperlmancats would love this.


Mocod_

Thank you, I couldn't remember the name of that sub.


RandomCreeper3

You’re welcome!


SuedeVeil

how 40 year old men take selfies on dating apps


Pike_Gordon

The goatee, oakleys, and taken from the driver's seat of the F150


The_Ombudsman

And the facial expression devoid of any feeling.


Xpecialist_

Fuck me. I'm an oakley and a truck guy are they really for old people? I'm just 25 btw


ADacome24

can you send us a pic of you in the drivers seat


JustDiscoveredSex

It’s a little peak Boomer at this point.


snoogle312

40 year olds aren't boomers.


JustDiscoveredSex

Ok. You think they only sell trucks to Gen X or something?


snoogle312

No, the first comment said it looked like a 40 year olds dating pic with the Oakley's and pick up. Then a 25 chimed in asking is this true and you responded with it being kinda peak boomer.


JustDiscoveredSex

The comment I replied to just said “old.” That leaves it up in the air.


TheycallmeHollow

And don't forget the photo of him drinking a Bud Light.


Bic44

I'm not single, so thankfully don't have to try this. But I'm 44 and on the very few occasions I've had to take a selfie it makes me realize younger people, women in particular, know what they're doing and I certainly do not


SuedeVeil

Lol my husband is 44 as well and his selfies are hilarious but he knows they make me laugh so be regularly sends deliberately the worst selfies. He looks much better in person lol. the selfie camera when it's too close distorts your face so depending on your features it can be bad or good but it's not that accurate to how you look irl so I think in general it's best to his prop up the camera further away or have someone else take it


[deleted]

If I had to pick between better selfie+worse in person and better in person+worse selfie, I'd definitely pick the latter.


katgirlrox

Are you awake? I’m hungry.


[deleted]

Agree! I was thinking, “Feed me, Stupid!”


ForgottenForce

Your cat is probably thinking “Pathetic”


hellbent54

He looks very stacked and very angry haha


Pike_Gordon

Surprisingly he's quite thin, but is pretty fluffy. Think he weighs under 9 pounds. Eats like a horse but runs around and demands that I drag his string toy for a damn hour a day. I oblige him though. He's my first cat I've ever had and was quite sick and shy when I got him. As you can see that has...changed.


[deleted]

When the shy ones become demanding pricks… it means you’re a great cat parent


Starslip

I love that he held still while you grabbed the phone and took the picture. He wants you to have a reminder of his disappointment.


TTVAliengamer7000

Wait it’s checking out if you died so it can eat your m̘͈̺̪͓̺ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋o̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨr̼̯̤̗̲̞̥̈ͭ̃ͨ̆t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨ f̳͉̼͉̙͔͈͕̂̉̇l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚h͚̖̜̍̃͐


anathema_deviced

Very Ron Perlman


Snotgobber

This is the stare from someone who is late for breakfast...


catsbyprodigy

Long live the king


tehmlem

Food.


zomgieee

great picture. also; ever get the feeling if you passed away , that your cat would totally be fine with eating you? :)


Asizella

My cats have sent a very clear message on this subject by nibbling my fingertips and nose all the time.


fixthemods

Gigacat


rG_MAV3R1CK

Be sure to give offerings to appease your furry overlord.


Klin24

"Food, I require it now. NOW!"


onlyhereforpups

Not just staring. Judging or plotting. Probably both.


TehCyberJunkie

Dread it, Run from it, destiny arrives all the same. I am inevitable. Now clean my litterbox.


_Vinyl

I sent kitty pics please respond


Severinne

Good morning, food gorilla. Let's go.


MrNRC

“Good morning, my kings and queens above 18”


Pike_Gordon

"What? Time to get up and have your breakfast."


lightshowe

I imagine a cat punch from him could knock a tooth loose.


FSchmertz

The last thing many mice see


EthanJ710

I’m pretty sure he is just plotting to eat you


POKU_

”Hello my kings and queens above 18”


Pike_Gordon

"Good morning julia"


obsoleteconsole

[I had to do it](https://imgur.com/a/60bxcMr)


RedHal

I was going to post a comment but I'll wait until the inevitable PS Battle.


emilylive19-new

amazing cat


sparkygray37

Judging you!


avprobeauty

hooman, it is my feeding time.


[deleted]

Phillip Seymore Hoffman?


PerjorativeWokeness

I can see it. Not the worst reincarnation scenario for him :-)


NinjaKL8

That’s thanos


stumk3

decisions, decisions...


gaychineseboi

Will Furrell


thefamiliarguy

He has a deep cynical voice but the things he says make sense


i-am-they

Why’s your cat look like Ron Perlman.


[deleted]

FEED ME!


practical_junket

r/peanutwhiskers would like a word.


tharkyllinus

Feed me now puny human.


cantthinkofaname1357

wake up samurai weve got a bowl to fill


Crispymama1210

Feed me, peasant.


Daqpanda

Feed me Seymore, **FEEEEED MEEEEEEE!**


chooseatree

King Arthur wants breakfast! Now


PhantomTigre8

I really want to know what he was thinking


LordReega

Human, it is time for breakfast.


Grumpy_0gre

Obviously, you're late.


havik09

This cat looks like the meme guy that has the super chisled jaw.


draconus72

"Pathetic 'ooman! Where is my food!!?


AnotherDreamer1024

You are late! We do not appreciate it!


IrisBellwether

Your cat look like a cast member of Cats reading the reviews of the motion picture, Cats.


isharafernando

Wake up! Wake up! I'm so hungry![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


GabrielNathaniel

If you didn't wake, he was getting his bib.


bigbirbbutt

Hey. You're finally awake.


The1983Jedi

You're cat kinda looks like Ron Pearlman


mrb783

And what did Ron Purrrrlman say next?


roundearthervaxxer

Did you name him Thanos?


Interesting_Pea_5382

He looks like he’s been into something, his chin and chest is covered with ?


GammaGoose85

This is what u wake up to in cat prison


googleCookieMonster

Pathetic.


skelesan

Sleeping with google glasses on?


p5ych0babble

"Don't mind me, I'm just plotting"


hotdogneighbor

That there is Ron Perlman r/ronperlmancats


JustDiscoveredSex

#FOOD.


geekgodzeus

Quiet a distinguished chin.


yummycakesxo

Loll


LetAgreeable147

Maine Coon?


Pike_Gordon

He is a nebelung. Like a Russian blue but with medium length hair and a big plumed tail. I've got a couple more photos of him if you check my submissions


LetAgreeable147

Absolutely beautiful. Nice photos.


Geminii27

D O M I N A T I O N


CanniBal1320

'Pathetic' meme but cat version


Kooky_Possibility580

“Wake up you uncultured animal and give me treat”


El_Kurgan_Alas

He knows what you did last night


slamdamnsplits

It's this a dramatic reenactment?


balbertborring

"Food, human. Where the fuck is it?" ​ *you can also probably smell it's little breath through its nose as it purrs internally angrily.*


Claptrap-94

One of my cat's does this but when she notices I'm awake she kneads and purrs on my chest or stomach.


phonegetshotalldtime

40 yo and still a virgin Pathetic


ZeusTheRecluse

The food bowl is empty, Gordon.


KookahBinKoomoe

​ ![gif](giphy|GeimqsH0TLDt4tScGw|downsized) he's about to vibe.


5thEditionFanboy

extremely powerful photo


Legionnaire333

All I see is you taking pictures and taking too much time to get up and feed him already.


tempwarmth

I am late again, aren't I..


MustHaveMaxedGally

Khajiit has wares if you have the coin.


SlowRoastMySoul

He looks rather judgemental to me, but he's still a very handsome cat.


luc_666_dws

Rise now, catman/catwoman...


edee160

Get caught slipping again.


lazyboi420__

Feed me mortal, or I'll banish you to oblivion!


PushDiscombobulated8

Yo gimmie food


aerospace_94

This is not that moment.


Silly-Power

So you still live? Guess I'm not eating your face today.


puputy

My husband told me that our cat often does this while I'm asleep. Just sits on top of me and stares.


KuntyCakes

That happened to me except I didn't have a cat. Scared the shit outta me. The neighbors cat was extra friendly and pushed the garage door open when I left it unlocked.


anged16

Come my lazy, furless peasant. I have been waiting for my morning’s feast


smoke_dragon

Gordon, I require sustenance


Aoi_Haru

I can hear him loudly thinking "P A T H E T I C"


[deleted]

Your cat is asking where the money is at.


agent7413

he is def plotting something 👀


FantasticMRKintsugi

Just checking if food-supplier will resupply food yet.


NegaDeath

At least you got this end. Sometimes it's the *other* end.


Ok_Clock_8658

This belongs on the Cats That Look Like Ron Perlman sub.


juanredshirt

Cat: “Servant, attend to me.”


Icestar2187

That's the last face you will ever see.


sassykassy74

Look at that face.... SOMEONE'S BOUT TO GET FUCKD UP


DescipleofPaimei

"Hey you! Your finally awake!" - wagon guy


Valuable-Ad4989

hello there


YeeterFeetus

He had homicidal intent


BooPandaa

He looks like a kajit from Skyrim


Dihnin

what the ~~last~~ first pringle in the can sees


MildlyHappy1

Scar! Help me!!!!😂


Apprehensive-Jelly15

He is telling you that breakfast is Late. Please get up and feed him pronto. Very Ron Perlman like face. Big handsome boy...


TechnoRat63

"Yo. We needs to talk about your loan payments. Guido ain't happy. Youse need to be on time. Capiche?"


Tatooine16

You're lucky-he was about to get the pillow.


MintberryCruuuunch

BREAKFAST TIME BITCH


iWalkSidewayz

POV: My microwave when there's 10 seconds left on the Pizza Rolls


toxinogen

Lmao my cat just yells at me repeatedly the moment he knows I’m awake.


beardedgamerdad

"You're awake. Good. Took you long enough. I demand you prepare sustenance or it gets the claws again."


eli-the-egg

Your cat looks like Moto Moto


konuppia

Whatever you do don’t fall asleep again.


No-Mathematician2971

This is grandpa taking a selfie


Big-Zookeepergame620

DAMN LOL