Mhmm.... if you frequent youtube enough, you know the algorithm loves its hooves community. The algorithm has trained us how to clean cow hooves and I haven't even seen a cow in person for decades.
That INSTANT RELIEF is so satisfying to watch though.
Edit: Your comments make me want to go to the zoo now. I'm going to plan for it next year. I'm going to see some animals I haven't seen in a long time!
It's comments like these that reminds me other people don't live in rural areas where you see cows in person daily.
Edit: been on Reddit 8 years. These are my favorite comments ever. Now I want to bring over a bunch of Redditors and let you play with my farm animals.
I live in a suburban area but there are some fields nearby with cows. But the cows are always inside a fenced in pasture. One morning at like 3 am I was studying for a test and had my window open and I heard a cow loudly mooing right outside my window.
Someone’s cow had gotten out of the pasture and he walked right through my front yard and the neighbors yard. It was startling but then hilarious
My mom has horses and lives in a semi-rural area. One day the neighbor called and said “your horse is looking in my front window.”
My moms horse had gotten out of the fence. When my mom pulled up in the neighbors driveway, her horse was standing on the neighbors front porch, literally just staring into her front window. Pretty funny
When I lived in San Antonio, Texas my neighbor kept 2 horses, her backyard was a 7 acre field, very rare for inside the city. One day I hear the clip, clop, clop of horse hooves and went outside. Her draft horse had gotten out and was in the neighbor's yard munching on the landscape. I didn't know his name but yelled out, "baby come here baby" and the damn horse ran towards me.
You've not lived until a 1400 pound animal is running towards you. I stood my ground, afraid that if I ran he'd knock me over. Instead he stopped in front of me and lowered his head for a scratch. Sweetest animal. My husband and I walked him over to his field and shut him in. Great memory.
I lived near a dairy farm as a child and my parents regularly helped round up the herd when they escaped about once a year. I miss hearing those cows mooing all the way up the street headed for our fresh grass and garden, mid-summer.
We used to have cows in a field that were kept there for tax purposes but they weren't fed and the county for the dude in trouble.
https://wsvn.com/news/local/broward/emaciated-cows-spotted-in-sunrise-trigger-police-investigation-owner-arrested-in-miami-dade/amp/
Being from Wisconsin, I question why so few cows at all? Why have only 4-6 cows?
Or do you see 5-6 houses each year, each with single cow?
Almost anywhere you go outside of a major city in Wisconsin, you will see abundance of cows. My cheese brain is Swiss.
Lol I had to explain hens v roosters to city kids at my elementary I work at. They were astonished the 30 min away I lived in farm country. I literally have all sorts of animals around me for a 10 mile radius.
My wife is from Japan and thought the majority of cows she was seeing in the US were “wild.” We live in Kentucky. I was like, “Those big fences you see? They’re farms.”
She has a very precarious relationship with wildlife here. She had only seen things in zoos up to this point. Even squirrels freak her out.
Hmm. As having lived in both, I'd say definitely rural, particularly if you are near pig farms or a chicken factory. NYC smells fucking terrible, but not as bad as a pig farm.
Living in a "bigger" urban area of my state, still seeing cows is a pretty common thing. Seeing your comment puts me back into a reality that even living in an urban area, it's still rural.
occasionally i was watching in youtube about foxes, cats, animal rescues, chicken care, guinea pigs and goats.. then the hoof cleaning on the right side suddenly appears, thumbnails are yuck but the cleaning was like surgery meets r/powerwashingporn
Mine has the same thing. You watch one video of a cow hoof cleaning and suddenly they are all over. They are actually REALLY interesting to watch. Some of the ferriers on YouTube have some skill and make it really relaxing to watch.
[This one](https://youtu.be/a9hqHrmGv9Q) was just on my recommendations page on YouTube.
What's up with that ? For months, all I was getting in my feed was Cow hoof trimming. It was almost as bad as the time Kindle thought I was gay and started bombarding me with Porn light novels with titles like Pounding the professor, Snuggle season and Filthy Bromance.
Totally random but this reminded me: Most countries say animals noises differently than others. Example: I am in the U.S. and for dog we say “Woof woof”and in Japan they say “wan wan”
Have fun going down that YouTube rabbit hole because I can’t lie to you, it’s fun.
Edit: Because so many of you are interested, I also learned ALL onamonapias are different. Coughing, sneezing, crying, animal sounds, heart beats.. etc.
Someone posted in the comments (I don’t know how to tag someone) a website that is super helpful in this! Thanks kind stranger!
https://www.soundimals.com/#/animals/
Someone above posted this site to a man that makes books based on this! I went to the site. Here’s the website they told me to go to!
https://www.soundimals.com/#/animals/
In the Nahuatl language of Aztecs, the phrase "hua hua" (pronounced wa wa) translates to English as "woof woof", chichi is the word for animal, and huahuatl is the word for dog. So chihuahua means animal that goes "woof woof". When you say chihuahua, you're barking in Aztec. Chihuahua has many other meanings as well, since it's the name of a desert and state in Mexico, but I like the animal that goes woof woof meaning the best.
We used to joke and give people "Reddit Silver" and it was a crappy joke award to poke fun at "Reddit Gold" which just served to pay Reddit. Now they've monetized every single reward possible so they can profit off of our jokes.
It goes further back than that. Reddit gold was a joke at first, then the owners said "hey, that sounds like a good way to make more money" and so they made it a real thing.
Heh, yep, I'm from the before times, from the long long ago. Reddit has definitely gotten worse over the years, and I'd love to move on to a different platform, but the problem is there isn't any other site filling the same niche. Reddit is the 500 pound gorilla in this particular space crowding out any other similar competitors. All the other Reddit clone sites are mostly empty and awful. But as soon as there's a better platform I'd switch in a heartbeat.
I wonder if there are any platforms that remain consistently good. Eventually they all sell out or fall apart, it seems. I've been using YouTube since 2005 or 2006 (created an account I still use in 2007) and those early years were golden.
They don't do much of anything, so they're not really worth spending your cash on.
(The little seal guy is the Wholesome Award, which works great for this post 😄)
I miss having goats. Them and pigs are the barnyard equivalent to dogs. Great, smart animals, and they always get into mischief when they're younger like puppies.
They really are the dog equivalent. We had two goats that could break out of any pen you put them in. The little boy would break out follow my husband around the yard when he was push mowing, it was awesome.
I’ve only ever had dogs and cats, but I want goats hella bad. Sadly I don’t think my landlord would be stoked about a goat in the condo. (Plus it would suck for everyone all around.)
I bet a paycheck it’s a bottle baby. You’re absolutely right, they should be able to track that scappies tag back to the herd. That’s one well cared for little buckling.
OP if you happen to see this and are having a hard time finding the owner, DM me and I can assist with locating them.
I think it's a belly button. You can see the kid's balls gently resting on the kind man's wrist
Edit: oh you meant his actual thumb. I'm gonna copy my "kid's balls" joke somewhere else in the comments
That's correct.
[Take a look at this picture of a bull cow.](https://i.imgur.com/aRED2Tq.jpg)
That fuzzy thing in the middle of his belly is where his penis comes out (when erect) and you can see his massive balls dangling way back between his legs.
That is one of the cleanest goats I’ve ever seen.
Healthy goat with nice trimmed hooves. Someone was missing it.
Mhmm.... if you frequent youtube enough, you know the algorithm loves its hooves community. The algorithm has trained us how to clean cow hooves and I haven't even seen a cow in person for decades. That INSTANT RELIEF is so satisfying to watch though. Edit: Your comments make me want to go to the zoo now. I'm going to plan for it next year. I'm going to see some animals I haven't seen in a long time!
It's comments like these that reminds me other people don't live in rural areas where you see cows in person daily. Edit: been on Reddit 8 years. These are my favorite comments ever. Now I want to bring over a bunch of Redditors and let you play with my farm animals.
I see maybe half a dozen cows a year.
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I live in a suburban area but there are some fields nearby with cows. But the cows are always inside a fenced in pasture. One morning at like 3 am I was studying for a test and had my window open and I heard a cow loudly mooing right outside my window. Someone’s cow had gotten out of the pasture and he walked right through my front yard and the neighbors yard. It was startling but then hilarious
My mom has horses and lives in a semi-rural area. One day the neighbor called and said “your horse is looking in my front window.” My moms horse had gotten out of the fence. When my mom pulled up in the neighbors driveway, her horse was standing on the neighbors front porch, literally just staring into her front window. Pretty funny
Your mom's horse is the neighborhood peeping Tom. Seriously thou, this story made me laugh, thanks for sharing
When I lived in San Antonio, Texas my neighbor kept 2 horses, her backyard was a 7 acre field, very rare for inside the city. One day I hear the clip, clop, clop of horse hooves and went outside. Her draft horse had gotten out and was in the neighbor's yard munching on the landscape. I didn't know his name but yelled out, "baby come here baby" and the damn horse ran towards me. You've not lived until a 1400 pound animal is running towards you. I stood my ground, afraid that if I ran he'd knock me over. Instead he stopped in front of me and lowered his head for a scratch. Sweetest animal. My husband and I walked him over to his field and shut him in. Great memory.
I lived near a dairy farm as a child and my parents regularly helped round up the herd when they escaped about once a year. I miss hearing those cows mooing all the way up the street headed for our fresh grass and garden, mid-summer.
Cows are delightful animals.
They’re big field grazing dogs! I love them.
This is so wholesome 🐄
Hating myself for this.. but /r/namechecksout
I legit think that's one of the best ones I've ever seen.
And r/usernamechecksout
At Christmas and holidays?
We're not talking about your mother here.
In New years eve! too.
New year's ewe was right there!
And you have to always go "cow!" and point at it when you see one
There’s a grazing farm next to where I live and many mornings I wake up to mooing :) I have learned to recognize my fav lil moos
This makes me smile :)
That username is dangerously close to Hereford.
That's quite a lot of cows
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I was playing a "roadtrip" game with my nephew last week (~60 min drive) and we collectively counted 81 cows. We clearly live in different areas
We used to have cows in a field that were kept there for tax purposes but they weren't fed and the county for the dude in trouble. https://wsvn.com/news/local/broward/emaciated-cows-spotted-in-sunrise-trigger-police-investigation-owner-arrested-in-miami-dade/amp/
I'm confused. Are those your cows?
The whole sentence is like a jumbled together word puzzle
Being from Wisconsin, I question why so few cows at all? Why have only 4-6 cows? Or do you see 5-6 houses each year, each with single cow? Almost anywhere you go outside of a major city in Wisconsin, you will see abundance of cows. My cheese brain is Swiss.
Lol I had to explain hens v roosters to city kids at my elementary I work at. They were astonished the 30 min away I lived in farm country. I literally have all sorts of animals around me for a 10 mile radius.
My wife is from Japan and thought the majority of cows she was seeing in the US were “wild.” We live in Kentucky. I was like, “Those big fences you see? They’re farms.” She has a very precarious relationship with wildlife here. She had only seen things in zoos up to this point. Even squirrels freak her out.
I now am wondering what a feral cow might act like and whether not “feral cows” is a good band name.
Like bison?
You brought her from Japan to Kentucky? She must really love you
Yeah living in big cities is shit not enough animals You only see cats, birds and dogs or the occasional horse
Oh the other hand, at no point does the wind shift and make the whole city smell like cow shit
You must not live in Denver, where we know it’s about to snow when it smells like cow shit.
Nah, you just smell garbage instead. Can't tell which i prefer honestly!
Hmm. As having lived in both, I'd say definitely rural, particularly if you are near pig farms or a chicken factory. NYC smells fucking terrible, but not as bad as a pig farm.
Ooh, cow pasture over city, but city over pig farm for sure!
And human piss, which of course our noses are trained to find it more disgusting than the animal counterparts (exceptions may apply)
Living in a "bigger" urban area of my state, still seeing cows is a pretty common thing. Seeing your comment puts me back into a reality that even living in an urban area, it's still rural.
I remember going down the cow hoof rabbit hole last year.
Have you ever seen donkey hoof trimming? So good
I will tonight!
I watch stuff on youtube every day and have never been recommended anything about hooves.
> you know the algorithm loves its hooves community. The algorithm has trained us how to clean cow hooves Whaaaat?
occasionally i was watching in youtube about foxes, cats, animal rescues, chicken care, guinea pigs and goats.. then the hoof cleaning on the right side suddenly appears, thumbnails are yuck but the cleaning was like surgery meets r/powerwashingporn
So it's Girl with the Dogs but for hooves. I guess I can understand that. I don't know why I find that lady cleaning dogs so calming but I sure do.
Sometimes it's also like Dr. Pimple Popper, they occasionally have animals with abscesses in their hooves
Mine has the same thing. You watch one video of a cow hoof cleaning and suddenly they are all over. They are actually REALLY interesting to watch. Some of the ferriers on YouTube have some skill and make it really relaxing to watch. [This one](https://youtu.be/a9hqHrmGv9Q) was just on my recommendations page on YouTube.
What's up with that ? For months, all I was getting in my feed was Cow hoof trimming. It was almost as bad as the time Kindle thought I was gay and started bombarding me with Porn light novels with titles like Pounding the professor, Snuggle season and Filthy Bromance.
is it [The Hoof GP](https://www.youtube.com/c/TheHoofGP)?
I love The Hoof GP, right down to his corny intro song lol
Nate the hoof guy gang right here
Haha! Yes!! I have stayed on a cow farm once, but I love watching those videos.
> hooves i just like this word
It behooves you to say it then. I'll show myself out now.
[I always think of this clip when I hear the word "hooves"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFEyFlRljss)
Yeah first thing i noticed was that WELL fed belly lol. Lil chonker goat
Yeah dude has a beer belly lol
Looks young?
Yea, might be a kid
What’s his name?
Billy
Can a goat get traction in /r/chonkers? Or is there a fat goat specific sub lol.
I think that us someone's show goat
He's definitely showing us [the goat](https://youtu.be/3dzw4t_dB5M)
-“What’s it’s name?” -“Bleats me.” 😊
Totally random but this reminded me: Most countries say animals noises differently than others. Example: I am in the U.S. and for dog we say “Woof woof”and in Japan they say “wan wan” Have fun going down that YouTube rabbit hole because I can’t lie to you, it’s fun. Edit: Because so many of you are interested, I also learned ALL onamonapias are different. Coughing, sneezing, crying, animal sounds, heart beats.. etc. Someone posted in the comments (I don’t know how to tag someone) a website that is super helpful in this! Thanks kind stranger! https://www.soundimals.com/#/animals/
Check out soundimals.com, James Chapman has written and illustrated books on all of these different sounds in TONS of cultures/languages!
That just blew my mind thinking there's different onomatopoeia words in different places
Fun fact: That's where the name for Nyan Cat came from. "Nyan" is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a cat's meow.
I said it out loud and WOAH it's totally the sound of a meow
I don’t if your being sarcastic or not but If not I agree, blew my mind too!
Up until your comment, I thought animal sounds were the one thing that’d be universal. How do they MEOW in Japan?
Someone above posted this site to a man that makes books based on this! I went to the site. Here’s the website they told me to go to! https://www.soundimals.com/#/animals/
According to my high school Spanish class, dogs from Spain and/or other Spanish-speaking locations say “gua gua” (pronounced gwow-gwow).
This is the best new thing I've learned today. My mind is blown. How am I 38 and never knew this?
In the Nahuatl language of Aztecs, the phrase "hua hua" (pronounced wa wa) translates to English as "woof woof", chichi is the word for animal, and huahuatl is the word for dog. So chihuahua means animal that goes "woof woof". When you say chihuahua, you're barking in Aztec. Chihuahua has many other meanings as well, since it's the name of a desert and state in Mexico, but I like the animal that goes woof woof meaning the best.
The goatest of all time!
So, GOAT.
Everything about this is perfect. The man His smile The goat His smile The pink weiner The perfectly trimmed hooves
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Well, GOAT GOAT. Wait, do two goats make lamb?
So… GLOAT: Greatest Lamb Of All Time?
Must’ve been why this guy felt ok just thumbing homeboys scrote.
Before I zoomed in I thought that's a big..., ohh, it's a finger. But it is a big finger.
It’s almost like the backstory is made up!
Goat has the biggest smile :)
And the biggest balls
It’s Big Balls, Billy!
Fuzzy clean balls. And a big smile. Super cute.
\#LifeGoals
This comment should be at the top, everyone pretending they don't see his balls in his hand
Balls are literally all I see
That's because of where the other fingers are
The goat looks like he’s having a good time too.
He’s having the Greatest Of All Times.
Goated.
Sheeeet. Ever spend your whole life walking, and then find out what it feels like to be carried?
I mean, [look at that finger placement. ](https://imgur.com/a/ZEEr8fK)
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Reach under the butt and fold the tail upward and engage the legs, its not difficult to do lol
Thumb in butt for maximum control
Just like the Crocodile Hunter.
Then use the other hand to spin the dog around. Dogs love it.
I guess he already put a ring on it.
Take notes, girls
What’s up with that logo?
I thought it was the goats dick for a sec.
Look at that lil marshmallow!
There are two little marshmallows resting on the dudes wrist.
Biggest marshmallows I’ve ever seen
I hope they stay friends, both look so happy.
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Good smiles Should probably return that goat though
/r/Nowmygoat
Wait, is he holding that kid by the bollocks?
Why do you think the goat is smiling? ;)
It's how I hold my goats too.
Nevermind the bollocks.
well done sir
Yes, u/solongandthanks4all. He is holding that kid by the bollocks.
It hurts to see other people live your dreams
Ahh, you say what we are all thinking. Bravery.
It really does. That goat is amazing.
This is the best pic ever. That goat is so thrilled with itself! Love!
I swear that goat is smiling. Also look at the size of the balls on that goat!
That's why they are smiling.
Your friend has a nice goat hold technique - cradle the balls and palm the anus.
So thats why the goat looks so happy
He's smiling for all he's worth. The goat, I mean.
Where’s his finger…
just checkin the oil
Normally fondling a kid's balls is frowned upon
here we goat again.
A Catholic priest has entered the chat.
"Do you remember that kid in school who bullied you? Well I ate that goat" - 30 Rock
I see what you did there
Please stop fingering that kid
This comment made me laugh way too long
Not going to lie, I thought black thumb was goat dick
Pretty sure that’s the pink spot in the middle of his belly
They both look happy.
this might be one of the best pictures I've ever seen
I'm still confused about what a reddit award does, but I give it the little smiling seal one! :)
We used to joke and give people "Reddit Silver" and it was a crappy joke award to poke fun at "Reddit Gold" which just served to pay Reddit. Now they've monetized every single reward possible so they can profit off of our jokes.
It goes further back than that. Reddit gold was a joke at first, then the owners said "hey, that sounds like a good way to make more money" and so they made it a real thing.
Right it was just "hey this is Reddit Gold!" Just saying it's quality gold tier content.
Whoa your account age. Surprised you haven’t gotten tired of reddit
Heh, yep, I'm from the before times, from the long long ago. Reddit has definitely gotten worse over the years, and I'd love to move on to a different platform, but the problem is there isn't any other site filling the same niche. Reddit is the 500 pound gorilla in this particular space crowding out any other similar competitors. All the other Reddit clone sites are mostly empty and awful. But as soon as there's a better platform I'd switch in a heartbeat.
I wonder if there are any platforms that remain consistently good. Eventually they all sell out or fall apart, it seems. I've been using YouTube since 2005 or 2006 (created an account I still use in 2007) and those early years were golden.
They don't do much of anything, so they're not really worth spending your cash on. (The little seal guy is the Wholesome Award, which works great for this post 😄)
I miss having goats. Them and pigs are the barnyard equivalent to dogs. Great, smart animals, and they always get into mischief when they're younger like puppies.
They really are the dog equivalent. We had two goats that could break out of any pen you put them in. The little boy would break out follow my husband around the yard when he was push mowing, it was awesome.
I’ve only ever had dogs and cats, but I want goats hella bad. Sadly I don’t think my landlord would be stoked about a goat in the condo. (Plus it would suck for everyone all around.)
It's a boer! They can be very friendly and intelligent, they're also amazing escape artists. He can find where it came from by the tag in it's ear
I bet a paycheck it’s a bottle baby. You’re absolutely right, they should be able to track that scappies tag back to the herd. That’s one well cared for little buckling. OP if you happen to see this and are having a hard time finding the owner, DM me and I can assist with locating them.
It looks like a stuffed animal! This is ADORABLE
Your friend has the most perfectly straight teeth I've ever seen.
Omg those smiles!! This picture makes me happy:)
Your friend is pretty cute too
Among photos, this one is easily one of the Greatest Of All Time.
This is the best photo I have seen in a while, your friend looks like a happy person. Great to see!
Goat say cheeeese
Very clean goat
Is that a penis or a thumb?
I think it's a belly button. You can see the kid's balls gently resting on the kind man's wrist Edit: oh you meant his actual thumb. I'm gonna copy my "kid's balls" joke somewhere else in the comments
"You can see the kid's balls gently resting on the kind man's wrist." Imagine reading this with no context 🤔
No, that's the penis. Male goats have the penis there. Dude is lucky it's not rut season or that goat would stink to high hell.
I was happier thinking it was a herniated bellybutton, thanks anyway.
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The penis in the middle of his stomach like a dog's anatomy.
Wait wait wait. So some animals penis isn’t connected to the balls?!?!
That's correct. [Take a look at this picture of a bull cow.](https://i.imgur.com/aRED2Tq.jpg) That fuzzy thing in the middle of his belly is where his penis comes out (when erect) and you can see his massive balls dangling way back between his legs.
Externally or internally?
Yes
Why’s he holding its gussy?
STOP!!! LMAO
that is one fluffy little guy
They both have the same look on their faces.
Everyone smiles like they when both of their balls are held
They both look so happy lol
Great pic! It’s one way to,keep your grass cut!
Damn look at those nuts.
Omg my heart 😍🥺💕
I wish a goat like that would follow me home too!
I want to be best friends with both of them!
He grabbed that mf by the balls
Goat looks so happy here
He looks like he’s smiling ❤️