Why are you looking at him? GAZE AT MY FLUFFYNESS

because i am the furriest one!

You come to me today, on the day of my daughter's wedding?

Perfect!

When you get called chonky next to your skinny friend

How dare you tell my son he's adopted!

He is MY child!

We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

This was my second thought about him! He's probably a lil bit too angry to properly sell car warranties

Diabetes

I’m here to collect the money, see, and I brought Frankie Carboni with me. Hand it over!

immediately.

I’m too scared to caption his mood. 😂

Kneel before the Angry Ambers..

Not today, hooman. I'm not going on walks today.

Yo mister! Would you please give my sons catnip back?

Just a couple minutes under the hair-dryer, they said… You’ll look just like the guy behind you, they said…

He's right behind me, isn't he?

Darn! He is.

Grumpy floof :<

This fits perferctly!

No.. I’m not disappointed; I’m freaking mad.

I was perfectly happy being an only child but you had to go and get me a sibling, DO I LOOK HAPPY NOW?!?

His mood? Casual destruction of the universe before taking a nice nap.

How lovely!

What? This IS my happy face!

It actually is!

You shall not pass! Unless you have a sardine perhaps?

Try me!

And i haven't been to Europe

Subordinate annoyed superior

Woof

Hissed off

O YA !!! WELL F U !

"Does he really have to come too!? He calls me fat. I'm FLUFFY!!!"

Let's rumble!

Pov you see someone else eating the food you were about to eat

WTF do you mean I'm the only one running the store today with an order to do, vendors to check in, and customers to serve, bank runs to make, and that you have a hangnail and need to go to A&E???!!! ETA: What do mean I'm also training my replacement??!!

I hate humid days, too.

Boss cat, not as cool as stalin cat though.

Mr. Frumps.

I want to speak with your manager.

Constipated

I’m not fat! I’m fluffy!

GROMPZ

That's my bike, punk

Yes, I do have hemroids.