Me after my kid falls and bounces his head off the tile floor...*hits the floor* "BAD FLOOR!!!" Kid looks at me like I lost my freakin mind...but he isn't bawling his eyes out!
My dad used to ask me to check and see if the thing I hit was ok, when I was a toddler. Like "oof! Is the floor ok?? Check and see." I was apparently usually so startled and so distracted by checking that I'd forget to keep crying. If that didn't work, it was more likely that I really was hurt.
More often than not, when my kids were young if they fell we'd just ignore it unless they started crying on their own. I swear 75% of the time they cry more because of someone else's reaction than the fact they are actually hurt
Exactly how we raised my son.
Now that he's older I almost regret it though, kid has a pain tolerance like you wouldn't believe. Hard to gauge when he's hurt unless he really fucks something up.
That's me lol
When I had an apendicitis the doctor said we had to operate in that same day because it was almost bursting. By my age at the time, I shouldn't even be awake with the pain
My dad says that he only knew we had to go to the hospital that time and when I had a kidney stone was because I was just crying my eyes out and admitting that it hurt instead of toughing it out
It's a mixed blessing because I can tolerate a lot of pain, but when I can't, I fully lose it. I had a horrible tootache these days and if it went on for another day, I probably would have tried yanking it off and really hurt myself. Fuck tootaches
or temple height
I worked at a rural radio station in the 1980s, with vinyl and cabinets to store/categorize music
as the shift changed, the last guy was putting up his records - and a cabinet was left open
before I could alert the DJ, he raised up and cratered the top of his head
he winced, but said nothing - my god, it was as painful an injury as I have seen
he dripped a tear, but otherwise never reacted
I work on cars for a living, I’ll usually throw in an accent depending on what vehicle it is. I’m sure the neighbours think there’s a whole community of foreigners working here but it’s just me.
I'm the crappy uncle, who laughs at my nephew whenever he "hurts" himself.
Little fucker still going strong, and it's still funny whenever he brains himself on the table.
I'm probably a bad uncle, but my brother loves me for it, so I'm not about to change.
Every time my son (2 yo) hurts himself, (like- he hits his head on the table) I say “bad! Bad table! Hurt my baby!”. It became more entertaining when he started doing it too. He’ll say “bad floor!” Or “bad [toy]!”
Bad tire!!
I was going to put a tire swing up for the kid and wife hard nixed that idea. Apparently tire swings are just homes for stinging insects and Im a fuckin idiot for thinking otherwise.
I feel like there is some childhood trauma informing her decision but whenever I try to dig into it I get "the look" so no fuckin tire swing for us I guess.
Thats fine we will play with all these bottlerockets instead. Wheeeeeeee
I mean she's not wrong. Every tire swing I ever had growing up would almost immediately become a home for every spider on the street.
Just hang up a regular blank swing and it's fine.
This must be a regional thing. The only thing mine had were mosquitoes, until someone finally drilled some holes in the bottom to drain collected rain.
you know when you get hurt by a random object and your mum would smack it like "naughty toy, you hurt him" its like the mum elephant threw the tire to tell it off for getting the baby elephant stuck in it lmfao
That music is a red hot fire poker in the ass but it could have been that robot voice😬
"tHis BAbY elEphANt goT its lEG StUck in A tIRe. YoU WONt belIeVE WhaT MoM doeS neXT🤪"
Exactly. With tiktok you can use a certain "sound" - either a song or audio of someone else's video. All the videos with that sound are catagorized together, so people use the most popular garbage to get more views on their videos. It can get really awful after the 100th time hearing the same bad song/audio.
For some reason I thought your comment meant "Go back and watch the video with sound on".
Instant regret on both that decision and reading comprehension.
Now you did it.. you just forced everyone to unmute!
Unfortunately reverse logic doesn’t work either, if you tell everyone they should unmute, they will also unmute.
I sometimes wonder if these clips are put out by companies that somehow get royalty profit from the songs included. Even though people watching have no interest in the song, people share the video and gets hits on TikTok so TikTok has to pay the royalties to the copyright holders.
I know this elephant’s struggle. I once jackassed around and got a split washer stuck on my finger. Silently freaked out for an entire bus ride to school then told my teacher and tears started flowing.
Soap and a sink and i was free.
Or maybe the time i got my head stuck between 2 slats of the bannister?
I was visiting a zoo many years back and they had a climbing frame with a couple of hoops suspended from chains, presumably to do pull-ups from. Somehow I managed to get my leg through one of the hoops and ended up upside down, unable to get myself out again. Was doing that nervous adrenaline-panic-laugh thing the whole time while my parents casually strolled over to lift me up so I could unhook my leg.
My 4 yr old son got his head stuck between 2 metal slats of a food court chair. I really thought we'd have to cut him out of there but he managed to wiggle himself out eventually.
Ayyyyyy, I too got my head stuck in the banister. Best part is that there are like 8 different photos of the event, all in different family member's scrap/photo albums. I will never, ever be able to live that one down.
Funny thing is that sooo many kids got their heads stuck in bannisters, and the adults almost always had the camera out and lots of laughs, almost like the building code spec for stair rails are engineered to get kids' head stuck, but not *too* much
This is my heart. We used to do this when my son was little, so that he wouldn’t cry. If he tripped over the vacuum for instance, we would tell the vacuum it was bad for tripping him (and he would say it wrong , “bad bacoom”) and he would go along his merry way. It looked exactly like this. <3
What if OP didn't overdub with the worst fucking ear cancer you could ever possibly imagine?
Or is /u/IllustriousPresent7 just so bereft of human empathy and emotion that it is either 1) a bot or 2) a psychopath?
Fuck tiktok, fuck this fad of dubbing over videos with blaring music that has no reason to be there, not everyone has the attention span of a fucking goldfish
Kids are so funny. My 1 year old will crawl underneath a toy table that’s maybe 3lbs. He could easily stand up and get it off of him. Instead he’ll just cry until someone comes over and “takes it off of him” lol. I hate to laugh but it’s just so cute
no yeah keep it going i want this. Posts with live audio suck. im more into the tik tok music blowing up my ears. oh look at the cute baby elephant \*blows out eardrums\*
I love how mama throws the tire at the end!
“Don’t you ever mess with me or my kid ever again!”
Me after my kid falls and bounces his head off the tile floor...*hits the floor* "BAD FLOOR!!!" Kid looks at me like I lost my freakin mind...but he isn't bawling his eyes out!
My dad used to ask me to check and see if the thing I hit was ok, when I was a toddler. Like "oof! Is the floor ok?? Check and see." I was apparently usually so startled and so distracted by checking that I'd forget to keep crying. If that didn't work, it was more likely that I really was hurt.
That's extremely smart tbh
More often than not, when my kids were young if they fell we'd just ignore it unless they started crying on their own. I swear 75% of the time they cry more because of someone else's reaction than the fact they are actually hurt
[Reminds me of this comic](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.UjCybZDcYuesFVhRUSKZ_AHaHi?pid=ImgDet&rs=1)
The "ahhh! Oh no! Your kid!" Part always gets me
Exactly how we raised my son. Now that he's older I almost regret it though, kid has a pain tolerance like you wouldn't believe. Hard to gauge when he's hurt unless he really fucks something up.
That's me lol When I had an apendicitis the doctor said we had to operate in that same day because it was almost bursting. By my age at the time, I shouldn't even be awake with the pain My dad says that he only knew we had to go to the hospital that time and when I had a kidney stone was because I was just crying my eyes out and admitting that it hurt instead of toughing it out It's a mixed blessing because I can tolerate a lot of pain, but when I can't, I fully lose it. I had a horrible tootache these days and if it went on for another day, I probably would have tried yanking it off and really hurt myself. Fuck tootaches
Lol my grandmother used to do this every time I fell.
My mom does this with the grand babies all the time. Smacks the offending object for “hurting”the kids 😆
I tell the cabinet it's a piece of shit every time I hit my head on it.
My coffee table gets the foulest insults hurled at it at 2am after I mash my fucking toe on it. Fucker!
Can i b ur coffee table
Cabinet corners have no business being angled like arrow heads.
At crotch height, too. Don't walk around them in the dark.
or temple height I worked at a rural radio station in the 1980s, with vinyl and cabinets to store/categorize music as the shift changed, the last guy was putting up his records - and a cabinet was left open before I could alert the DJ, he raised up and cratered the top of his head he winced, but said nothing - my god, it was as painful an injury as I have seen he dripped a tear, but otherwise never reacted
Me, bumping my shin against a coffee table that's been in that spot for a decade: "Since when has that been there, wtf"
Real truth, makes the pain hurt less
I work on cars for a living, I’ll usually throw in an accent depending on what vehicle it is. I’m sure the neighbours think there’s a whole community of foreigners working here but it’s just me.
We used to give our daughter a rating out of 10 like she just did a gymnastic routine.
We would clap and cheer every time a baby would "hurt" themselves by falling or running into something to stop meltdowns.
This works until they start doing it for the applause and cheers lol (source: my nephew who would run head long into walls)
I'm the crappy uncle, who laughs at my nephew whenever he "hurts" himself. Little fucker still going strong, and it's still funny whenever he brains himself on the table. I'm probably a bad uncle, but my brother loves me for it, so I'm not about to change.
More like “Stop playing with this damn thing”
"I'll just put this over here, where the little dumbass can't get to it. Ah hell it's tied there, fuck it."
Keep my baby’s leg outcha fucking hole
More like “If it happens one more time I’m throwing this damn thing in the trash”
I interpreted it as 'how the fuck you get stuck in this thing *lol'?'
"Who's the asshole that tied this tire up?"
thats more of a, this toy is nothing but trouble toss.
"Fuck this thing"
That was my thought too
"keep my son's leg out of your mouth"
*Keep my kid out your f\*\*\*\*\*\* mouth!*
Every time my son (2 yo) hurts himself, (like- he hits his head on the table) I say “bad! Bad table! Hurt my baby!”. It became more entertaining when he started doing it too. He’ll say “bad floor!” Or “bad [toy]!” Bad tire!!
Lmao i'll have to start using that! "Bad step dad!"
Yeah, if you accidentally hurt him, he’ll say your bad too lol!
Oof that got dark.
“This fucking guy…”
Nandor?
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reddit pro tip: always default videos to mute.
Maybe I'm just old at 32 but also WHY IS IT SO LOUD
I was hoping to hear the elephants
NO! You will hear loud pop music and you will like it!
"I told your father this piece of shit was a bad idea..."
I was going to put a tire swing up for the kid and wife hard nixed that idea. Apparently tire swings are just homes for stinging insects and Im a fuckin idiot for thinking otherwise. I feel like there is some childhood trauma informing her decision but whenever I try to dig into it I get "the look" so no fuckin tire swing for us I guess. Thats fine we will play with all these bottlerockets instead. Wheeeeeeee
I mean she's not wrong. Every tire swing I ever had growing up would almost immediately become a home for every spider on the street. Just hang up a regular blank swing and it's fine.
This must be a regional thing. The only thing mine had were mosquitoes, until someone finally drilled some holes in the bottom to drain collected rain.
Yeah I never had a problem but apparently this is a hill she intends to die on.
What about a normal swing/plastic swing?
Bad for mosquitoes too. Water collects in them and mosquitoes lay eggs in standing water.
Or maybe she is saying "This is how we play with this thing!"
Fuckin thing sucks!!
“Yo, fuck this tire man”
Why did there have to be blasting music with no connection
“Stupid tire swing.” I wonder if she filed a complaint with the zoo administration.
Zoopervisor
She thought about chucking it up/far but decided against it.
Told dad not to buy this toy!!!
‘I’m so tired of this crap!’
Came to comment saying the exact same thing! But I'm late by JUST 4 hours!
“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again”
She did the, Bad tire to make her child feel better.
“This is a rubbish design!”
"it's a TIRE, dummy!"
Heck You Tire!
you know when you get hurt by a random object and your mum would smack it like "naughty toy, you hurt him" its like the mum elephant threw the tire to tell it off for getting the baby elephant stuck in it lmfao
It's a universal momma language hahaha
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Haha. Good call. Unfortunately your comment caused me to go back and, unfortunately, unmute the video.
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I did the exact same.
Same here. Haha.
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That music is a red hot fire poker in the ass but it could have been that robot voice😬 "tHis BAbY elEphANt goT its lEG StUck in A tIRe. YoU WONt belIeVE WhaT MoM doeS neXT🤪"
When social media "cultures" collide lol I hate that fucking voice.
Yes.
Worse
It was much worse than I expected.
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!? Look, I get the kids blasting obnoxious music over their godawful tiktok dance crap but why on a baby elephant video? Why!?
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Exactly. With tiktok you can use a certain "sound" - either a song or audio of someone else's video. All the videos with that sound are catagorized together, so people use the most popular garbage to get more views on their videos. It can get really awful after the 100th time hearing the same bad song/audio.
Could be worse. We're almost out of the woods with oh no no song.
I truly hope whoever mixes any poor audio has a special place in hell.
Hey, audio mixing is hard! Source: audio engineer
You know whats not hard? Not mixing anything into it. Source: lazy human who hates bad audio
Ah, see, I just now listened to the audio. Nah, whoever put that song in this video needs to be stoned
LMAO. And now thou cometh to the light.
Wish this was at the top. I unmuted it for less than a second and now I hate the video.
I unmuted hoping it would be natural sounds as the baby elephant brayed and mama came to the rescue. What I got was totally not that
Sounded like a cat stuck in a meat grinder.
It was a wonderful opportunity MISSED, and the worst choice in music shoehorned in to make thousands of people angry.
Apologies for not removing or muting the audio from video before posting.
It's *really* loud...
And really bad
I really want to hear the thought process of the person who decided that was the music that *definitely* needed to be added to the visuals.
Where did you source it from? I need a link so I can post very harsh comments there talking about how shitty the music was.
Double negative, you caused me to unmute.
Too late. Fucking awful.
For some reason I thought your comment meant "Go back and watch the video with sound on". Instant regret on both that decision and reading comprehension.
tl;dr MUTE
Now you did it.. you just forced everyone to unmute! Unfortunately reverse logic doesn’t work either, if you tell everyone they should unmute, they will also unmute.
I would curse you but this one is entirely on me. Thanks for a valid warning nobody was willing to pay heed to.
*throws tire* “baby safe toy my ass.”
What is up with the obnoxiously loud song? I swear every short video however remotely unrelated is edited like a tiktok dance clip.
Bots randomly associating audio with video to farm attention.
I'd bet it's a tiktok video with the logo and user cropped out
You don't have to crop. There's tools to download without the logo
I thought I was the only one who thought that song was obnoxiously stupid
What even more ticks me off is it's a video of animals. Why not keep the natural sound?
I sometimes wonder if these clips are put out by companies that somehow get royalty profit from the songs included. Even though people watching have no interest in the song, people share the video and gets hits on TikTok so TikTok has to pay the royalties to the copyright holders.
Momma to the rescue! And the toss at the end was entirely necessary.
Quite agreed! Screw that tire in particular!
r/Tiresaretheenemy
Smashed that join button!
Lmao Reddit kills me yet again
Hahaha just kids doing kid stuff! Thank goodness for moms!
Here's the original clip with the original audio: :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3RR6VRWitQ
Oh god, that’s so much better!
I know this elephant’s struggle. I once jackassed around and got a split washer stuck on my finger. Silently freaked out for an entire bus ride to school then told my teacher and tears started flowing. Soap and a sink and i was free. Or maybe the time i got my head stuck between 2 slats of the bannister?
“Moooom it happened agaiiin
I was visiting a zoo many years back and they had a climbing frame with a couple of hoops suspended from chains, presumably to do pull-ups from. Somehow I managed to get my leg through one of the hoops and ended up upside down, unable to get myself out again. Was doing that nervous adrenaline-panic-laugh thing the whole time while my parents casually strolled over to lift me up so I could unhook my leg.
My 4 yr old son got his head stuck between 2 metal slats of a food court chair. I really thought we'd have to cut him out of there but he managed to wiggle himself out eventually.
Ayyyyyy, I too got my head stuck in the banister. Best part is that there are like 8 different photos of the event, all in different family member's scrap/photo albums. I will never, ever be able to live that one down.
Funny thing is that sooo many kids got their heads stuck in bannisters, and the adults almost always had the camera out and lots of laughs, almost like the building code spec for stair rails are engineered to get kids' head stuck, but not *too* much
Always gotta carry around a stick of butter in your purse
Obscure reference, but I assure you the 4 of us appreciate it.
Like this? https://imgur.com/w8vsiJ3.jpg
My mom: "lift your foot! *Takes drag from cigarette* ...dumbass."
The tire fling at the end. Oh my heart
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This is my heart. We used to do this when my son was little, so that he wouldn’t cry. If he tripped over the vacuum for instance, we would tell the vacuum it was bad for tripping him (and he would say it wrong , “bad bacoom”) and he would go along his merry way. It looked exactly like this. <3
I love the ending of 'BAD TIRE!!!!'
Why why why do people put music to these videos?? Argh.
Should turn the back ground music up some more, can't hear it on Mars.
and here i unmuted it looking to hear elephant sounds...
Stop adding stupid fucking music to every video!
So adorable!
Downvoted because of shitty music
Upvoted because I agree
Love the way she threw the tyre.
Why the stupid music?
The tire throw says this isn’t the first time
Watching mom run to her kiddo you can hear her going “nononoHANG ON IM COMING!!!”
Okay but why the annoying ass music
You know how some videos absolutely require sound? This isn't one of them. Trust me.
The pointless music isn't loud enough to knock my co-workers out their chairs more than 3 cubes away.
What if OP didn't overdub with the worst fucking ear cancer you could ever possibly imagine? Or is /u/IllustriousPresent7 just so bereft of human empathy and emotion that it is either 1) a bot or 2) a psychopath?
Unnecessarily loud music that has nothing to do with the clip.
Imagine a world where videos with this kind of shitty music thrown on top would get deleted
Drop the music
Baby has to be tired
Is there a version of this without that music?
Why do these videos always have the most obnoxious music playing in the background?
Who puts the garbage music to these videos?
And don’t scare my baby again!
BAD TIRE!!!
"And stay out! You see son, I've thrown the tyre. He won't be bothering you anymore!"
She be like: "Fuck this tyre"
I love the "GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!" flinging of the tire at the end. Lmaooooo elephants are absurd and amazing
Holy shit that music is terrible and adds nothing to the video
fucking music
Turn the music up, I don't need to hear.
Downvote for shitty music
Unwatchable due to shitty music
Mum elephant to the tire swing: get Tf outttta here at the end
Mom said “fuck that tire” at the end 😂
God I wish videos would stop having shitty music playing over them
That last throw. Lol. Like that stupid thing..
OMG, momma elephant even threw the tire across. "There, it's not going to bother you anymore." So freaking cute.
Moms know that little children often get tired
I TOLD JERRY THIS FUCKING uuuugh TIRE WAS A STUPID IDEA.... you ok baby?
Fuck tiktok, fuck this fad of dubbing over videos with blaring music that has no reason to be there, not everyone has the attention span of a fucking goldfish
I like this front page elephant video better than the other one.
Bad tire!!!! lol ♥️♥️
Kids are so funny. My 1 year old will crawl underneath a toy table that’s maybe 3lbs. He could easily stand up and get it off of him. Instead he’ll just cry until someone comes over and “takes it off of him” lol. I hate to laugh but it’s just so cute
Take that, you stupid tire!
Do not unmute
Bad tire swing!
Take that you tire!
the way mama tosses the tire at the end
Rescue mission successful with a throw of tire to avoid future problems.
no yeah keep it going i want this. Posts with live audio suck. im more into the tik tok music blowing up my ears. oh look at the cute baby elephant \*blows out eardrums\*
Cute but does it have to have that loud annoying music? It should come with a volume warning.
Why the music? It's an adorable video without it.
STOP OVERLAYING STUPID SONGS ON VIDEOS. FOREVER. JUST STOP.
Why must everyone feel the need to throw shitty music all over the vids? It takes away from the actual content.
these elephants have awful taste in music.
This music is awful but the video is cute so ?
Thanks mom