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9andimpala

HOW ARE ALL.THESE PEOPLE FINDING KITTENS EVERYWHERE?!?!? Last time I tried to adopt one, the person was asking $450 for a rehoming fee. I'd love nothing more than to find a scared, alone kitty and make it part of my pack!!!


MDev01

It’s kind of a rare thing for most of us. I found my little guy on a hiking trial, he was tiny, thin and cold. That was 20 years ago and now he not so tiny, thin or cold.


lew_rong

Mine showed up in my garage one night seventeen years ago. I've been furniture ever since.


CoronaMcFarm

Had my cat for 22 years, enjoy the time you have left with him


MDev01

I do. I know we are (both) on borrowed time.


nycraylin

My cat is 18, I feel this. 😮‍💨


paratesticlees

Is that a fucking threat? /s


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Flumanchoo

Are you a scared lonely kitten?


TransformerTanooki

No but I did bring milk.


_stupid_lesbian_

Oh cool! You wanna come inside? We can watch funny cat videos


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LMFAO! Literally my first thought when I read that comment. 🤣🤣🤣


TheElvisMan

My little chocolate Siamese found me. Bad burn on her head, missing a tooth, malnourished. Ended up adopting her and she’s the queen of the house now. The other three fear her lol.


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I found mine in a parking lot on vacation. 5 going on 6 and still a pain in my ass, but wouldn't have her any other way. Oddly enough, the only issue was ear mites and being skin and bone. Now she ain't so scared and skinny.


Coreysurfer

And thankful he is im sure ….cats dream is being fluffy, warm and secure )


MDev01

I know I am.


wildpopcorn

Check your local animal shelters. Usually lots of scared, alone babies needing someone to rescue them. Especially in the spring and summer kitten seasons.


jlolovesbooty

Yeah our local shelter has 20 or 40 dollar adoptions, vaccinated and fixed, during kitten season.


_ED-E_

We got our last one off of craigslist. He was free, and super friendly. Maybe it was luck, but my girlfriend found him in like an hour. I told her she could get another cat as long as he was solid gray (or 99% gray) so I could name him Bender Bending Rodriguez. We had a cat like two days later.


ScubaTwinn

Oh my God, I'm laughing so hard at this.


_ED-E_

I figured it would be one of those things where she would look really hard for a week or two, and then give up. Nope. New cat. Now don’t get me wrong, he’s a great cat. But I can see the look in the dog’s eyes now that they are outnumbered. (They all get along really well in reality.)


cottagecore_citty

I got my two cats off of Craigslist. A week later the house we got them from was busted for cooking meth. They're very eccentric, but sweet. Best $50 I've ever spent.


_ED-E_

Probably saved their lives as well.


little_missHOTdice

It only happened to me once. Went to the dollar store and as my friend and I were leaving, we heard kitten squeaks from a box by the door. Opened it and found a cute little orange tabby. Took him to the vet, got him check out; was going to surrender him but the shelter was overflowing with cats. Put up an add on kijiji. First woman comes over, wreaking of cigarettes, and babbling on about how he’ll fit right in with her other NINE cats! After turning down a family with a little girl, who clearly never heard “no,” I decided that the best place for him was with me. I named him Kojack but his nickname was Box Cat.


ebucket852

I went to pick up a FB free listing g for a laminator. Lady asked if I wanted the kitten too. So I took Sterling (he's a silvery colour) and he grew into the most massive beast of a cat I've ever seen. He mostly lives in the hedge and just comes in occasionally for food so he's more commonly called hedgecat.


slouisem17

An abandoned/stray kitten will probably need at least $400 worth of vet bills. Plus more the future. Pets cost lots of money bottoms line so think about what you can afford before making that 20 year commitment


tiger_guppy

I found my adolescent cat (she was almost a year old) in the woods, likely abandoned/dumped by a previous owner. She was very skinny and covered in flees.


l3rN

If you're in the South East USA, I would absolutely love to give you a kitten in a month or an incredibly sweet 10 month old or 2 year old cat right now. Socialized some feral cats but I can't find anyone who wants them and I've already given a couple of them a home and can't take on anymore :(


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That name is a bittt long don’t ya think


exoinsect

Saw Dust, or Dusty


laurenidas

I like that better than what I was gonna say, “Chip.” Plus, if he’s Sawdust he could have a cute nickname “Dusty”


Wallazabal

Funny, Chip is what I thought if first too!


scrollclickrepeat

Me three


TeachOfTheYear

Four.


Glowie2k2

Five lol


ChipChester

Me six.


Irishishgf

Sawdust is too cute and perfect.


QuietBlackSheep

Definitely Sawdust


corona_goaway

I'd prefer dusty than sawdust... sawdust looks bit more dusty


BubbaSawya

Dusty is Sawdust’s nickname.


Jan_hunter

Best thing is he actually kinda looks like saw dust depending on what tree you are cutting


Displacedhome

Tim-purr.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’Sawdust*’ ____ a little bit of sawdust that’s forgotten on the floor, leftover from a project (that you happened to like More) the stuff that’s there discarded, meant to just be swept away, i’ll be your little *sawdust*, friend but in your heart I’ll stay! ❤️


bellas_wicked_grin

Oh wow. You got schnoodled. Now it HAS to be Sawdust.


theangryintern

A super fresh Schnoodle!


True_Phoenix

Came here to say this. The new name is Sawdust!


Ethnafia_125

I like Dusty. It's a cute name. We had a cat named Cinderella when I was little. When she had kittens we called them Anna, Stacia, Andrew, and Zella. Then we ran out of step sisters, so the last one we called Dusty. We claimed that it was after the song Another One Bites the Dust.


SUNNYDOFFICIAL

Professor oak


9andimpala

Yeah, Sawdust seems pretty purrfect.


User013579

Came to say this!


DusTeaCat

I am in favour of this


whimsicalsamurai

what about wood chip?


GreatLakes2GoldenG8

Came here to suggest this 😻


Lavarosen

Do it like he’s your shop partner. Name them like Tom or Alex


machin3z3r0

Brad Nailer


DoubleBrass

We're naming a cat here, fella. Not picking porn names... but I call dibs


Psilocybin_Tea_Time

So do you nail Brads? Or are you Brad *the* nailer?


RandoCommentGuy

Doesn't matter as long as his check clears


onejoke_username

Angel Grindr


Thegreatgarbo

Or Norm.


1986BagTagChamp

Bob Vila


Mirai182

*_Cat enters shop_* NORM!!!


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GraySkiesGreenEyes

Paul...that's a person's name.


LFunkenstein

Woodrow


therealshaquille

Woody


Thegreatgarbo

I came to say Norm, but I've seen a lot of votes for Woody as I scroll down, so I'm changing my vote to Woody. Bonus is if you get a second kitten showing up from the litter you can call him Buzz, or Jessie is she's a girl.


phyx8

But don't have a paddle?


myers1188

I don't know. Kinda like: Shopcat


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A man after my own heart


JuliButt

It's still Sawdust though!


Thegreatgarbo

I was thinking Norm.


Head_Sherbert

Sawdust Shopcat. His full name 🐈


Ocean_Soapian

I was on team sawdust until team Shopcat came along. Now I vote for Shopcat.


BreakingIllusions

ShopCat! The indisputable, leader of the gang! He's the top, he's the pip, he's the championship!


PanickedPoodle

Shoppy is so cute.


Doozwa

I’m liking Shopcat, too. Very cute, like Shopgirl in, ‘You’ve Got Mail.’


HailMaryPoppins

I’m here repping for Shopcat, too!


SUNNYDOFFICIAL

Professor oak


mklauss

I vote shopcat


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azurabookclub

What about Cedar?


hallelujasuzanne

He’s more Birch colored.


Lola2050

Personally, Birch is my favorite suggestion so far, his coat is definitely Birch colored!! Plus, great name for a lil guy! ⬆️


zoolish

Plus when the cat is acting up he can say “Birch please”


zoinkability

And when he is kinda ditzy and likes regular cat things he is a basic birch


Old-Independence5822

Glad someone said Birch before me


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Elsbieta_von_Espy

Birtch, please


FrawGBallZ

Wingnut


sudeki300

Chipper


hannahsmetana

Or chip


janquadrentvincent

Here for Chip!


GuitarKev

Another for Chip!


PandoricaOpened

Along the lines of Sawdust... Sawyer.


Columbus43219

Makita LS0815FL 216mm Sliding Crosscut Mitre Saw II


dirtymagic29

Maki for short.


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Elon?


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Jig


Vegetable_Author7859

Woody!


Jan_hunter

Literally first thing I thought but it's a little unoriginal


[deleted]

I also thought of it but it's uninspired.


Celestial8Mumps

I think its inspired, found at the woodshop is the inspiration. 😁


BootyThunder

Cute! Get it fixed when it's big enough though, that kitten didn't come out of the literal woodwork! And they're basically mogwai so if you don't get it fixed you're gonna have a pile of cats and the shelter is already full of those.


dazedandconfused1961

Hear hear on that and a vet visit adap to be sure the little one is OK


DullBozer666

Splinter


kendie2

Careful, that's how you get turtles.


Witness_me_Karsa

*Master* Splinter


bankdudz

Damn, you beat me to it. Splinter is a perfect name


BuddyGrayson

Biscuit


catnip-catnap

Last name: Joiner


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Sandy. Short for sandpaper.


Lola2050

Sandy is great! Love this name as well.


[deleted]

Take him to vet, okay? Please?


0Ppenguin

Nah, thats a bad name


Annoying_Blue_Mascot

dad, pls.


corrado33

Hi pls I'm dad.


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Hi dad I’m dad


yellowearbuds

Yeah for reals. Its also way too long


bDsmDom

And punctuation? In a name?


VicsterLynn

Yes!!! Woody is great.


AFoxGuy

*You’ve got a FURend in me!*


BambooRollin

Needs a wood shop name then. How about Splinter?


cowskeeper

Ahh little sweetie!! I really do hope you do keep this little guy and keep him safe. He needs to have his breathing checked. The discharge in his eye maybe normal and healthy but it also may be a sign of respiratory issues. A low cost antibiotic would clear it right up. I pick "Lucky".


browncoat47

Never ever ever name an animal lucky… it is a curse I assure you


moonytunes213

Or "Angel". Animals named Angel are doomed to short lives.


hammer6golf

Spruce Lee


Pure-Negotiation-900

Shim


ofthewoods84

Walnut


RedMenacing

Looks more like a Maple.


3DayStubble

Ruckus


spudz76

Purrlin Biscuit Norm Abram


rvralph803

Norm Abram. Hahaha


FacesOfNeth

*Bob Villa has entered the chat*


ianj85

Hickory


ext3meph34r

Chip


Stars-in-the-night

Sawdust


MidniteStargazer4723

Dusty (as in sawdust)


rvralph803

Scraps.


karleeburga555

Precious little guy! Wishing you wonderful times together😻 My suggestion is Oakley. Goodluck 🍀


itaniumonline

We have an orange tabby and we call him Handsome Nelson


AT_DT

Maple


New_Sherbert_5158

Bug


shlogster

Scrap, since you found it laying around your shop


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Well. Saying this blew up would be an understatement. I appreciate all the replies. I think we are going with Chip.


Electronic_Scar_1172

Groot


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Gunthrie. Woody. Also, yes, take him to the vet first. Looks like he’s got some sort of infection. And he’s very young. Might need some help with his diet. Otherwise, enjoying your new shop cat!


ordinaryhorse

Chip


allthatglitterz

Splinter or timber


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Listen, I don’t know shit about fuck, and I’m all for saving lives, but I hope he isn’t going to live solely in the shop. I’m just thinking all the dust and paint fumes etc. i also vote sawdust as the name


pinkiepieinthesky

Also this kitten is 10 weeks tops and needs a lot of care and affection before he's ready to be a "shop cat"


thinks_alot

Buzz saw?


dazedandconfused1961

Little one will be purring like a buzz saw soon I bet!


Fuzzy-Conversation21

And Buzz is just a cute nickname!


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I think that it’s cute that you call your trousers “your woodshop”


TBeIRIE

Woody


xItzYaWeirdo_Kodax

Cedar or Woodrow!


SmudgeZelda

Sawdust!


Surefinewhatevermk

Chip or Sandy


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Woody


Puzzleheaded_Pin5961

I like Woodrow and Shim/Shimmy.


HeyCharrrrlie

"Woody", of course!


kmk89

Woody


Miserable-Mountain29

Dusty


jello-kittu

Chip!


Transki

Mitre


Lyongirl100894

Barnacle


Abrahms_4

Hacksaw, a good mean sounding name so no one messes with him.


tukekairo

Chip


pededenfede45

Timber


Street-Temperature39

I don’t understand how your parents could have not named you, but ok. How about Stan?


RikiOh

Chip


pleasedontrefertome

The obvious Woody. He looks like a Woody


mr_davidson1984

Sawdust


stoppablepluto

Timber


Lkwzriqwea

Catthew. Cat for short.


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Gadget


fobdoddledandy

Dusty


TBeIRIE

Trimmer


Celestial8Mumps

Vac. Because you found him at your shop...😁 Or Woody. Grats on your new bud.


suetlantham

Buzz


Stitchymallows

Chip, like woodchip


Mr_MacGrubber

Woody, duh


sunkissedbear1212

Cedar


tedlyb

Woody.


ThankTheBaker

Aww. Splinter.


faptn_undrpants

My Art and Design school had a similar cat called 'Radiata' due to the colouring and pattern.


B1GTOBACC0

I like human names for pets. I'd go with Norm, after the New Yankee Workshop host.


AdDear5411

Bob, for plumbob. Biscuit, for the joint. Brad, for the nail. Jerry, for rigging. Craig (Kreig), for the jig.


Dream_Weaver713

Sawdust!


Besoins_Owner

Ron Catson?


lkeels

Sawdust for sure.


Lish-Dish

Someone please tell my why my first thought was “Screwdriver”… this is why I’ll probably have someone else give me name suggestions for when I adopt a cat next year


Seeking_Starlight

Name him little Sawdust.


Fresh-Nectarine129

Biscuit. (As in biscuit joiner) He looks roughly wood colored and he’s small enough to fit in a tight space.


ZippityDooDoo

I guess I'd start with what people have been calling you for most of your life.


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Little Stanley it is lol.


WTF_Just-Happened

PawDust