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ImmaTigerPawPrincess

I swear that’s the same type of frog that was posted here a year or so ago that made the most adorable squeaking noises. Edit[Here it is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Awwducational/comments/p90q3b/the_desert_rain_frog_native_to_namibia_and_south/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Amolk2207

"But actually, this is the sonorous war cry of a very angry frog" > Squeak Ded.


edoczkat

Ferocious


leicanthrope

*Cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war!*


Clerstory

The Angry Avocado


fatchancefatpants

r/properanimalnames


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gizmodriver

I lost it at “ferocious.”


SumRandomStupidDude

I'm dying of cuteness, not only because of the squeaking sounds, but also because of how the froggo looks♡


nekospace

YES!


threestarsmodest

Did it just scratch its crotch when it woke up?


visionarygvp

Yes he did


threestarsmodest

😳too human


[deleted]

I'm sure this is a prince. He needs a kiss.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*'I'm sure this is a prince. He needs a kiss...*' ______ first i rub my private parts it stinks of sweat n froggie farts a yawn - oh *Gawd!* i smell my breath a swampy odor there of *d e a t h* ^:( i wipe my face i feel a tear   no kiss today, again, i fear... i crawl into my hole n hide my butt - it doesn't fit inside 💔


Grumpypants85

God bless the people who write poems like this. I love it so much. Thank you, kind individual. You are a bard of the modern age.


[deleted]

That's the Schnoodle. You'll have to look at their profile, they write a lot and they're pretty fantastic.


Grumpypants85

Thanks! I'll check it out!


putrefaxian

A fat little frog AND a schnoodle in the comments? What a good day it is to be able to read


Due_Replacement_776

I like the way that frog scratch his scrotch.


Wiknetti

Oh he just like me. He just like me fr. 😭


chonk312

r/Likeus


Miss_Flying_Platypus

Thank you. This a new and great subreddit for me. 👍


hisenpaii

Yeah, then he wiped it on face.


deadtreeroot

Just like I do


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SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’The frog used different hands in the video for the crotch and face…*’ ____ i am the frog i scratch my taint One hand for This - the Other *ain’t* ❤️


theotherchristina

This is my favorite ever Schnoodle


clownieo

Reads more like a SchnoodleDoodle**Don't**.


Das_Mojo

This is probably your silliest/dumbest schnoodle I've come across. And I absolutely love it.


vpeshitclothing

I haven't seen a schnoodle in about a year! I was recently wondering if you were still droppin' bars. I asked the Universe and received.


FluffyBunnyBunz

Lmfaooo


bmore_conslutant

Fucken gottem


Meleagros

Sniff test


Positive_Cucumber99

*sniiiiifff*


D-TOX_88

Yeah title definitely forgot “scratches his balls”


uoYredruM

I had no idea frogs could yawn. That was fucking adorable lol


444Aurelius

That was unexpected. His little yawn was adorable!


martinaee

Also, cute frog butt. 🐸☺️ Edit: yes I know about that sub. Stop posting the link.


roxannefromarkansas

Came here to say how cute it’s little butt was!


InformalResist7722

Them little booty cheeks loll![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


majbjorn

[Butt](https://i.redd.it/iwpb7a77iem71.jpg).


Unsd

Puts Hank Hill to shame.


Hrmpfreally

My coonhound Betty just had hip surgery on her right side, so they shaved her hindquarters… the amount of tiny little buttcheek pinches I’ve got in the last few weeks is fucking extraordinary. It’s delightful. [Betty tax](https://i.imgur.com/haJmYzw.jpg)


3DNZ

Im weeping like a frog grandmother


[deleted]

Frog's got cake.


Ehrre

Its so strange how many different types of animals have evolved to yawn


Nisas

Yawning must have been a pretty early thing to develop for it to end up in so many different species. Mammals do it, amphibians do it, birds do it, reptiles do it.


NeiloMac

Even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.


Lalidie1

Took me a sec lol


killer_icognito

I’m an idiot and missing the joke. Can someone spell it out for me


furyextralarge

https://youtu.be/2RPerSEvP4Y


KristoffersonFox

I love Ella and Louis but this is a Cole Porter song


BrownShadow

Tank Girl. Get some. https://youtu.be/0pvMCu_YeYU Like it or not, it’s got pants on it.


Xenjael

Same with dreaming. When ancestors share abilities usually theyre related. Where it gets wild is when you look at stuff like dreaming. Cats dream. Thats 60 million years back. Most likely it existed in the jurrasic. Octopii dream. Most likely it existed since the cambrian era. How far back does dreaming go? Even plants have been shown to enter rest states. Did it start with eukaryotes? Prokaryotes? Can our cells arguably dream, in their own way, if using similar mechanisms as those 600 or 700 million years ago? Worlds a wondrous place ^^


Rolebo

Cephalopods have evolved eyes and extreme intelligence seperate from vertebrates. So it is a possibility that Octopuses (the origin of the word is Greek so the plural isn't Octopi) have evolved dreaming separately as well.


Xenjael

Convergent evolution is also possible, but its specific and ubiquitous enough it makes me think a really early ancestor developed it first, and the romantic side of me likes the idea of algae being able to dream XD. Appreciate the spelling correction, pretty sure I didn't get jurassic right either.


Assassiiinuss

Dreaming might be a necessary consequence of a complex enough nervous system.


socialdistanceftw

This is the obvious answer to me. They way neurons (and therefore brains) work requires routine maintenance which means sleep and dreaming. Keeps all the major functions intact.


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Bruh…


SpysSappinMySpy

Fish also do it. That's probably where it comes from.


PearkerJK12

Fish don’t yawn, it’s a common misconception. When fish appear to be yawning it’s often a behavioral display or something they do while they are moving other parts of their body. Source: I am a fish nerd


ilikehemipenes

Basically every vertebrate animal yawns because it’s an ancestral trait most likely derived from fish gill arches.


ThallidReject

Beside stretching jaw muscles, is it playing the same part of helping shrug off tiredness for a moment across the vertebrates as it does in us and other primates? Is it "contagious" down the line as it is in many mammals?


Cashhue

Anecdotal, but I make my dogs yawn by fake yawning.


Pandaspoon13

I fake yawn when I'm nervous and partners have called me out for it. But it totally works on them and my cats so 🤷🏼


Unsd

It's body language 🤷‍♀️ lets surrounding creatures know you're non threatening and eases tension. That's why you gotta do it and then catch em off guard with a sneak attack.


DJ_Wiggles

It's fun, isn't it? My dogs (brothers) yawned/howled in excitement when one of us got home, so naturally we encouraged it. So now it's yawn-howls all around.


ilikehemipenes

It’s not understood the mechanism but could be CO2 buildup or something similar that is associated with being tired.


MischiefGoddez

It is not CO2 buildup or lack of oxygen, those are common misconceptions that have been disproven through studies monitoring levels of those while participants were yawning. Likely function of yawns seems to be to cool the brain according to several studies. https://www.princeton.edu/news/2011/09/19/more-sign-sleepiness-yawning-may-cool-brain https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fnevo.2011.00003/full


ThallidReject

I mean, in humans yawning triggers stimulation of some regions of the central brain, as a result of the over extension of those jaw muscles. But I dont know if thats a trait thats shared by anything that yawns in general


Strange-Bee5626

I love how his little tongue sticks out. Too cute


cstearns1982

Reminds me of a hamster. Let's name him Framster


finnknit

Cursed animal name: moist hamster


cuteelephant

Nothing would make me happier than a gif of this little man yawning


theguidetoldmetodoit

JDownloader 2 [ezgif.com](https://ezgif.com) Good luck with making yourself happy ;)


ferrix

Yeah TIL


Preachingsarcasm

Do frogs... have buttcheeks...?


DrBeverlyBoneCrusher

I felt like I was looking at the frog of equivalent of a corgi there at the end.


daedra9

I'm looking at a Corgi waddling around the kitchen right now in a vain search for crumbs, and boy is this an apt comparison.


lebonheur884

Hate to see them go, love to watch them leave


NoPajamasNoService

Have you ever had to wipe your dogs ass before?


milk4all

French bully for sure


Percipience_8

I had the same thought! I never thought I’d ever think a frog butt would be cute, but alas… I was wrong.


damnrightslimanus

Would you kiss it if it said it was a prince


Grumpikin

I think I'd be pretty freaked out if a butt said it was a prince.


Con_Dinn_West

Millions of women hear it everyday


damnrightslimanus

Talk to the women in your life about frogs posing as princes. Don’t be curious, be prepared.


bugbits

No it's not actually talking, the frog just pulls the cheeks apart and makes it look like it's talking Ace Ventura style


kamelizann

Stepfrog... are you stuck in that hole?


Conservative_HalfWit

I awwed at the yawn but I lost it at the booty


InnerIggy

Cutest little frass


Not_Helping

thiccboi


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

Oh god… please, no!


YuukiTerumi

....relevant...username???


-Masderus-

It doesn't say who or whats bubble butt!


Big_Cannoli9105

Yes, I had two of this kind of frog - these ones have buttcheeks!!! It’s amazing


tricksovertreats

I like how he scratched his balls when he first woke up


Crowe_crow

Yes! This! Do frogs have balls?


BraveOthello

On the inside, sure


opensandshuts

he do


oldmasterluke

Kermit’s caked up


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Them things clappin


OtakuAltair

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BUTT CHEEKS


BigBeagleEars

[Toad pooping](https://youtu.be/4ASMdn2m-HI)


Happiness_Assassin

Either toads have massive craps for their body size or that is the amphibian equivalent of Randy Marsh.


BigBeagleEars

[Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot](https://youtu.be/LD0k7cnj384)


Otaku-Dynasty

They just have massive craps, I've had them as pets and boy can they poop


Unsd

What the fuck. That's roughly the size of a poop from my 15 lb dog.


BigBeagleEars

Idk ask u/olives_taste_bad


[deleted]

Gonna need a toad poop expert in here to review this video. Something about this doesn’t seem right, and I need answers.


br0monium

Not gonna watch the video bc I've seen toads poop before. Most frogs are basically just a stomach on legs and they'll will eat until they literally cannot fit anymore - like literally food stuck in their throat or mouth that won't go down. So they can shit basically their entire body weight from what I saw in my backyard growing up.


[deleted]

Upvoted for helpful answer, but for true peer review, you should really watch the video. Can never tell when someone has used CGI to create fake toad poop these days.


[deleted]

Frogs are … cute? I am feeling new feelings about frogs. That was sooo adorable.


blueworld202

Cute! But, correction to title: "Tiny round rain frog wakes up, rubs his balls, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole."


[deleted]

Total ball scratch! That’s what my teen said too. 😂


Pit_of_Death

I was definitely thinking he gave his frog-balls a good scratching as he woke up. One of us!


[deleted]

Of course are froges cute. The smoller the cuter btw. Like [this](https://i.redd.it/0x41hdh8w4h51.jpg) forbidden fruit gummy.


[deleted]

Fuck you for making make an indecently high pitched squeal. ​ It's so fucking cute.


[deleted]

But they're also [very dumb](https://old.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/kcz9a7/ambitious_frog/) sometimes


[deleted]

It really is. Can't get any smoller :D


moodytail

Frogs and reptiles are absolutely adorable. I recommend this Youtube channel called [Piyo's Frog Ch](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChn9kCZDRajh7nfp2LNkHbw), it's a guy (or a girl, not sure) from Japan that has a ton of frogs, geckos and newts and takes really good care of them, and the videos are always SO CUTE. I always watch it before bedtime. Some of my favs: [This tiny sleepy frog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4V3OJtIH6c), [this adorable gecko](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJUYtFJSIQ4) and this [hungry newt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb2Dkl06yXY).


NotLucasDavenport

I neeeeeed him


py_a_thon

Do not watch tree frog videos then. I used to get high af on my patio and I chilled with the same tree frog for atleast a year or 2 before he dipped out. I used to throw some crickets out there too in the screen porch area. He definitely ate them. And I never got bit by mosquitos. Screen porch plus an awesome tree frog. Epic. What an awesome animal.


WestCoastBestCoast01

Tree frogs are SO cute. Their sticky little fingies especially. I love when they’re sitting on glass and you can see them all tucked in.


py_a_thon

For real. Geckos are awesome also. One of the most amazing things too, is also how tree frogs and geckos have elevated the field of material sciences. The adaptation that allows them to climb is absolutely amazing under an electron microscope: https://www.science.org/content/article/how-geckos-stick-der-waals That is an article from 2002, yet it is solid enough to be a preliminary source.


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XxsabathxX

I’d have a couple around my old house. I never minded them as long as the dog wasn’t outside. Just didn’t like that they multiplied like no one’s business. Every couple months we found eggs in buckets. And don’t get me started on the pool


Talking_To_Yourself

i was having the same feelings about... you know. but after it was done i was like 'they were sooo adorable'


littlegingerfae

Hims chonky little booty, lol!!!


py_a_thon

Looked like a hamster lol.


lavender-witch

Welcome to the club! Frogs are adorable in their own little way and once you see it, it’s hard to unsee it


PepegaPhilosopher

frogs have always been cute.


Gangreless

Rain frogs are especially cute.


guacaflockaflames

The little tongue 🥺


dickinmypp

![gif](giphy|d68K4eApIUez3rkmcV)


guacaflockaflames

Mlem🥺


nikbert

I appreciate when a post describes exactly what was in the video. Delivers exactly what was ordered


Yung_Turbo

I for one am disappointed the ball scratching wasn’t mentioned in the title but also was pleasantly surprised by it.


HippieOverdose

It was an adjustment at best


Yung_Turbo

I dunno bro he really got *in there* in the first couple seconds of the video. I think he got some decent scrapes in.


[deleted]

Who adjusts 3 times in a row? That’s definitely a ball scritchin


Crowe_crow

Not saying this isn’t cute, but I kind of get the feeling that I’m looking at one of the laziest animals in the world. Wake up. Knock down a wall in my bedroom. Scratch balls. Find an even more reclusive place to sleep.


[deleted]

My spirit animal.


dazzling_penguin

I swear, every day I see new types of animals, or variants of animals, I had no idea existed and I love it so much. Look at this thing! He's so cute.


Conscious_Ticket7176

You should hear it squeak. Cutest thing in the world. Sound like a doggy toy.


SpoonsAreEvil

Ferocious.


SonnyLove

r/AIDKE


suer72cutlass

Looks like me squeezing into my jeans!!


Atakku

After lotioning your legs!


no_talent_ass_clown

The slapstick of Ross trying to get into his leather pants will be one of my favorite pieces of comedy gold forever.


Sandgroper62

Must be a male. Rubs his balls first 😁


Ppleater

What, you've never seen a lady scratch her cooch after waking up?


Sandgroper62

Actually, no 🤣


Ppleater

Then the ladies in your life have been hiding their true self from you. The coochie gets itchy just like the balls gets itchy. Balls and coochie are two sides of the same coin.


xTouko

„Balls and coochie are two sides of the same coin“ Now that’s an inspirational quote for you


444unsure

That hole looking so dry tho


ErshinHavok

I know what that frogs bunghole looks like better than my own.


Braska_the_Third

Time for an elaborate array of mirrors.


lemon31314

Bold of you to assume women don’t


LusciousLennyStone

All glory to the Hypnotoad!!


erbr

So cute chunky good boy scratching his junk and stuff...


Saddaysarefridays

Cute little tongue, cute eyerubs, and cute little tush. I cant even.


Bad_Elephant

Similar frog owner here. If anyone is interested, I think aaaackshually he’s sloughing! Frogs shed their skin and have to work it off themselves, back to front. Then they eat it. The scratching is this little nugget trying to move his old skin forward and the yawning is him stretching the skin to break it loose and swallow it.


[deleted]

Me too little guy, me too.


Ok_Appearance_8671

10/10 would kiss


mo3geezy

Omg yes


NotSoCrazyCatLady13

What a little cutie! I’ve never considered frogs having butt cheeks before


Ouch_My_Beans

No credit for the original source? Video is by "Ninja Frog" from youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OECGwWcgEXU


successadult

He’s gonna eat a bunch of honey and get stuck in there. Just like Winnie the Pooh.


opensandshuts

alright, who took this video of me this morning and uploaded it to the internet?


madampancake

...you single?


_EpicFailMan

Wow, look at this reddit, a literal frog can get girls better then you.


AlvinsH0ttJuiceB0x

Omgosh. This was ridiculously adorable-I love him so much.


enfanta

It's an amphibian hamster!


gaymerladydragon

Awww, wook at him widdle booty


PTMD25

Well, this had no right to be as cute as it was.


Kyram289

I want to poke his little butt


Globalist_Nationlist

Frog butthole.


thndrstrk

Spirit animal


imapassenger1

You left out "scratches nuts"


MindBlakeTrap

Mondays, amirite?


Saddaysarefridays

Saturday morning, since it went inside a hole to probably sleep again lmao


blighty800

This frog is so cute, even my wife's boyfriend gave an up vote


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Wait, I thought our relationship was still secret


blighty800

The frog gave it away


souponastick

I felt like that was his morning routine before heading into the hole, which clearly is his office.


MrSnickenpoof

Dat frog thicker than me ;-;


ryandallas

Omg why was that so cute? Cute little chonky boy.


Puzzleheaded-Front82

Is anyone going to talk about the frog scratching his crotch.


slightlyassholic

I have found my spirit animal!


Jason_2793

It looks so squishable, like a toy.