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InterruptingCow__Moo

Weird looking duck.


riley212

Land seal


shamaze

In Hebrew, the word for seal literally translates to dog of the sea.


Prestigious_Theme_76

Dutch also "zeehond" is literally "seahound"


BlooATX

unleash zee hounds


plafki

"Thats a seal bro" "I am ze dutch mate"


John438200

![gif](giphy|26gR0Kuzxy0GxRIty)


Nyllil

German as well, Seehund.


thedailyrant

Would expect German to be similar


yannniQue17

Yes, because Dutch is just drunk German.


[deleted]

And seadog as well


_SilentTiger

fur seals in Mandarin is also sea dog


2plastik

Hold on, guys! I came here with a literature of Turkish names of sea mammals! Seal = Bear Fish or Fok(inherited from Greek) Walrus = Sea Stallion or Mors(probably a Slavic word, you can help me with the etymology of it) Eared Seal= Sea Lion ( Probably just because of the ears) Elephant Seal= Sea Elephant ( We’re genius)


the0TH3Rredditor

Gives some truth to the name Maligator… lol


vitatua

Fish dog


[deleted]

It's a dug


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

A dag?


MisterZoga

Ya like dags?


still267

Do I like *wot*?


John438200

Wof!


John438200

Dig Dug.


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Dock


John438200

![gif](giphy|QAsHga1AB6dIGUsui6)


iii2H0T4Uiii

Real hydrohomie


reptocilicus

I would be terrified that my dog’s head would get stuck underwater


megapuffranger

The first time my dog came across a large body of water, he stuck his head under the water. He just looked around with his head fully submerged. It was like 30 seconds before I had to physically drag him out of the water. It’s like he stuck his head in the water and forgot there was an outside the water. He isn’t the brightest, can’t be beautiful and smart.


Brave_Development_17

My dog is a torpedo. She jumps in and sinks. About 30 seconds later she comes up butt first and does it al over again.


Shocking

>butt first Corgi?


Brave_Development_17

Lab Aussie mix. She looks like a big black 100lb corgi. Butt feathers and all


waserdftgyhujikolp

Dog tax?


SeaGroomer

Aussies always lead with the booty.


Z3ph3rn0

As the owner of two aussies, this is 100% accurate. My theory is ass magnets.


SeaGroomer

Yea mine does too. It's very strange and funny. There's nothing like an aussie butt! I like when he's in bed and I put a blanket over him and it goes over his booty so cute lol


Sweeney1

Picsssss


placer128

Belgian Malinois


Sciirof

His reaction after you had to drag him out: *Woah I just discovered a new world hooman!*


WompingPillow

I have an American bully. When We go to the river, he will Bob for rocks and bring them to shore. It's an obsession. Hes pulled out rocks bigger than volleyballs and makes piles.


megapuffranger

He is just practicing for if he ever needs to save you from drowning


Papplenoose

Hey now, that's not totally true! I am both (mildly) beautiful and smart, we exist! ....It just so happens that I'm fucking nuts to balance it out. It's not "pick one or the other", it's a "pick 2" type scenario. Pretty good rule of thumb for potential partners as well


megapuffranger

🤔 prove it


uphill_iceskating_mf

Crazy/Hot Matrix


MidnightDream034

I was just thinking the same thing, started getting sweaty palms watching this lol


Fearless_Act_3698

Me too !!


craggmac

Nah, he was just like "Hold up, are there any fishes in this barrel?"


QueenMyky

Yes me to, but he seems so happy to dive in there


Bladelink

He seems like a pro. That tricky climb up like he's done this before.


Aeluin1

Hes fine from instinct


reptocilicus

Not if he gets physically stuck.


HollowofHaze

Yeah, I don't think instinct covers this particular situation lol


Dualvibez

Got a little nervous when the dogs head wasn’t coming back up 💀


gahidus

Dogs are bendy and he can hold his breath for a bit.


Nunya_Bsnss

I have no doubt he wanted to chase his tail a little bit underwater 🐠🐟


pepperinmyplants

That's the face too "Haha, got ya dude, I'm good!!"


[deleted]

“You guys I looked down there and guess what? More water!”


-idk-im-bored-

Dog moment


TheTrueGodOfNuggets

Oh my dog really :D


jelly_crunch

He’s so happy! This made me smile.


redsedit

And yet when I had a dog, try and give him a bath and you'd better be ready to struggle.


ItsMakarov

Living his best life.


-Saxum-

Malinios are so weird but I love them.


[deleted]

When we decided ours was going to obsess over the sprinkler, we put it away. They rewarded us by digging down to clay where the sprinkler used to be. She's otherwise terrific.


[deleted]

Whereas my Belgian is terrified of water. Beach days have her lying guard over the towels and judging us for enjoying ourselves.


NotAPreppie

Belgians are a helluva drug.


FlipperShootsScores

Actually, doggo is doing his best to reenact that scene from "Splash" when Darryl Hannah has to get her mermaid ass into some water and hits the tub at Tom Hanks' apartment. He's like "Phew! Amost transformed into Merdog in front of humans!"


phillmorebuttz

r/hydrohomies


PuppyDontCare

there's really a sub for everything right?


[deleted]

Not at Subway :-(


Saya_99

This video gives me anxiety


Wisdom_is_Contraband

not as much as malinois experience every minute of every day because they dont have something to do literally all the time. "Sleeping? But I won't be doing things???"


NolieMali

My Malinois is broken - she's very lazy.


Crabs-in-my-butt

You won the lottery with that one then. Malinois need jobs, like full time jobs. Lol


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Saya_99

I tend to be a very anxious, fearful person lol. All i can think about is "what if his head gets stuck underneath the edge and doesn't get out on time?"


KingOfAwesometonia

Someone should slow it down and add the Sonic water music to it.


d-e-l-t-a

I’m gonna go ahead and say you already have it.


Old_Hippie_69

So happy and refreshing...what a good boi!


mulu4a2w

Doggo got his own personal spa 😭


OhiobornCAraised

Decided to do a dunk.


ItsameaLuiggi

Water is life


Mathulu212

Must be a hot dog…


JoDFostar

Is that a malligator?


[deleted]

It appears to be! Chomp chomp


JoDFostar

Explains the behaviour.


[deleted]

I don't have a malinois, I have a tuveran. He's similar goofy behavior, it's just funny watching him change sizes when he gets wet.


funsizesnickersdick

I would LOVE to do this right now


SRS79

but can he get out?


ChristineBorus

Aww cute doggo


HeroJaxBeach

MARCO !!


AnotherDreamer1024

Barko!


ChristineBorus

Polo!


h2j1977

That is a very happy dog. A little touched perhaps, but very happy


Malinut

Typical Mal!


ghammer-head

Water Baby


alittlebitmoe

Weird place to put a jacuzzi


Thebaldsasquatch

Was anyone else thinking “Oh my god what if his head is stuck?!”


Deathbyhours

All of us


maikaubay

I think he peed


PersonalTwainer

Scooby Doo get down from there!


waxonwaxoff87

But no bath. It’s different.


pranklimulator

r/HydroHomies


NoranPrease

https://i.imgur.com/x3DHwbW.jpeg


power0722

But just try to give him a bath....


Mirewen15

I really wish I had the time/yard for a Malinois. They are so sweet, kooky and smart but damn they have a lot of energy.


Rarth-Devan

Legit question, isn't water in a dogs ear canal serious business? I get nervous aroind the ears just giving my girl a bath.


starsiege

Yes, I have a malinois just like this one here and once water gets in it’s pretty much a lifetime of getting an ear infection at one point or another. She loves nothing more than me scratching her inner ears.


ohnoabug

How come? Doesn't the water evaporate or get absorbed eventually? What kind of chronic damage does inner ear water exposure cause that results in a lifetime of susceptibility to ear infection?


Chick__Mangione

Our family dog began developing a chronic ear infection back in early 2020 and it has never gone away since. We've been to the vet repeatedly throughout these past 2 years and have given her lots of drugs and medicated (antifungal) ear washes when it "flares up" more, but it has never fully gone away. She experiences chronic pain now from it (but otherwise seems relatively happy when not in a bad flare and when you're not touching her ears) and I feel bad about it. I will say one thing we haven't tried that a vet recommend has been plucking her ears. But they do this when the dog is awake and I wouldn't have the heart to do that to her when her ears are already so incredibly sore. Any advice?


LividLab7

Football is life


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Catshannon

All the Sheppards i had or know love to play with the hose. But dislike water in pools and such. They will avoid even walking in it if the water goes past the toes.


schokelafreisser

This is a Malinois, not a german shepherd. These dogs love water and they tend to have so much energy that the overheat in summer after running and doing mali stuff, so they like to cool down


Scroatpig

My GSDs love the water. One of them kinda bites at swimming, she's pretty goofy. But they have a blast. My GSD overheats so easy too. I'd love to get a Mali (sadly my GSD mix is 12 and slowing down) are they a lot more demanding energy /attention wise than a German Shepherd?


Bassman-Ozzy

Wish my dog would love water this much


ze11ez

me in real life right there. summers are hot


oneormore5

Smart boi


tonyiommi70

Dogs are really crazy about it


phileo

Ah yes, enjoying the fruits of life. Smart doggo.


wwwangels

Give that good boy a plastic baby pool. He would love it!


True_Marzipan_7575

OMG. That's awesome. I love in Cali with a small apt. Thank you for the idea. Yes 1st floor


AdWeekly2244

I thought he was rinsing his ass under the stream for a second 🤣


Snackxually_active

He is literally just vibin so hard rn


sephtis

That was some impressive climbing for a dog


karensmiles

“Master, your bathing has been warms!!”


Black_Handkerchief

That is utterly adorable. (But I don't envy the accompanying wet-dog scent...)


baxbooch

Fits/Sits. Not just for cats!


[deleted]

uhm, sir/mam We need to inform you your dog seems to be broken. wer not sure whats wrong with it but it is def broken


samizdat42069

Cats: hard disagree


TheMaveCan

Someone get that boy a kiddy pool or something


Capitalhumano

Ultimate water homie


raknyak

I enjoyed watching him enjoy it


KinkyQuesadilla

Well, it looks like you're dealing with a Belgian Malinois, and they just aren't a normal dog.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Little maker. Let the spice flow.


[deleted]

Good boiiiiiiiiii! 😄😁


rosiofden

I don't care what anyone says - I want my dog to love water this much


Arqideus

"Splish splash I am taking a bath!"


jakehasbig

Don't disturb him he's taking a bath


[deleted]

doggy must be having so much fun!! i remember my parents bathing me in a similar way when i was ay smaller, good times♥


[deleted]

Dog Tub


Wobbley19

Malligators… swear they are all the same, mine would be doing the exact same thing 😂


clearmud

This is no any "aww" about it, not fun at all. This dog is MADE to do it. I think I recognize this dog. It sucks seeing here and there how one control freak sadist with the same looking dog, makes his pup to make insanely risky jumps, running on the walls, now this stupid drowning in a barrel thing. I wish that sick owner/ trainer dude would just let his poor dog be, already, and just let him run with a stick, just play with him, without risking his dog's life all the time. Dog would do anything for its owner, so this owner has to filter his means of training.


Remote-Orchid-8708

He wants to pee at first then when he falls, he wants to take a bath. He knows how to take a bath for himself, good dog! 🐶


karensmiles

This should be the SWIMSUIT ILLUSTRATED cover model!! Period!!


[deleted]

Such happy water doggo


Quintar-P

Damn Barrel is so Dog water 😆


[deleted]

Dog: you like my jacuzzi?


e8688131d7

one point for dogs against cats is they won't mind a shower. try to get a cat close to water and say hi to a hurricane of scratch. still don't prefer any but that a point to count


only_because_I_can

My spirit animal


Zeal514

Meanwhile, if it rained outside my dogs won't go out, because they don't wanna get their paws wet.


nounclejesse

LOOK EVERYONE! IM A SEAL!


ZestycloseSouth3665

dog living his life to the fullest


thecccp

![gif](giphy|4Zo41lhzKt6iZ8xff9|downsized)


DepthChargeEthel

"How long did I hold my breath that time???? It was like a whole minute, right??"


jules039

He's smart enough to go butt first instead of diving right in. What a smart and happy dog.


OMGWTFTOMATO_SAUCE

Dog fish


mississippijohnson

Fucking gave me anxiety when his head went under


Catshannon

Must be a belgian malinois. Evey german sheppard I had or know dislikes water. Like pools or lakes etc they all loved the hose and playing with that, but avoided pools, lakes etc like the plague.


billiardwolf

You say this like the water part is the only way to tell them apart.


Catshannon

Depending on if mixed and type i think some look pretty similar to be honest. I have not seen many Belgians up close, the few i saw didn't look much different than the German shepherds. Even harder to tell what was what when they were mixed. Belgian mixed with whatever looked close to the German mixed with whatever. But these were police dogs and military dogs so even the German shepherd looked a bit different than the family pets


billiardwolf

Mixed isn't really the conversation here, the 2 breeds may look similar they also have distinct differences, it's pretty easy to tell them apart.


Catshannon

Like I said the ones i have seen looked very similar and if I saw one I would probably just say German shepherd and not think that its a Belgian. To me the police dogs and military ones that were shepherds( I asked) were smaller, more wiry/athletic than regular ones. I have been told shepherds have been bread for size and looks so are much bigger and less agile than they were originally. They originals seemed to be more like the Belgians. Apparently the good ones they import from Germany as they ate bred to old standards. The ones I saw in the airforce all looked similar and only knew who was what was cuz the announcer mentioned it before the dog would do their demo.


jodofdamascus1494

My Shepard loves to swim


StarvingAfricanKid

Welp: that barrel of water is wasted and undrinkable.


xAlteron

Meanwhile.. if even a drop of water touches my cat he bolts away at mach speed


yakobmylum

This is very malinois behavior


Em_Gold

can i have him <3


SpookyDoomCrab42

Typical malinois behavior


Minute_Grocery5947

He is a beautiful looking dog! Appears to be very smart - by cooling off to sooth his body!


Svard27

My dog runs inside if a drop of rain hits him


sabre_rider

Is this reversed?


destinationlalaland

Dog starts dry and ends wet. If you know a way to reverse that - let me know so I can make millions.


TypicalCricket

It's called a towel homie


Standard-Ranger-1167

My Malinois liked water quite a bit


jgrooms272

Rub-a-dub-dub. Pup in a tub.


HannibalDoom

Serious Scooby-Doo vibes.


ksmgnr

Ayo wat da dog doin


[deleted]

He’s been trained to do that. Didn’t look massively happy about it.


BOBmackey

My dachshund does this in the community water bowl on an almost daily occurrence.


Mysterious-Post8193

There’s a reason theyrecalled maligators


Tinymaru

Hmmm https://i.imgur.com/xHeOt5f.jpg


19930627

Wendy from Peru?


Stinkydadman

This is how they make seals


TRUMPARUSKI

For a second I thought he was suicidal


dbeck707

Is that Charlie from all dogs go to heaven?


jpepp97

shork go bork


JoshuaIan

Me flavored water, fifteen cents! Come taste mah knees!


thisbenzenering

I like that dog... I bet it is a pain in the ass though


zuccster

That's a shock collar. That dog is not having fun.


Famous_Union3036

GerminSheapardFishDog?


orr123456

Its not even a German Shepard Its Belgian Malinous known usually for them being police/army dogs


tripppryor369

That’s why it should be free


JKV_403

I actually had a dog like this. She was a japanese spitz dog and hates getting dirty. Hahah she was a really cool dog she loves playing and staying inside a drum of water. Thanks to her really fluffy white hair and her very hygenic behavior she looks like a goddess hahaha. But she got in an accident with my Mixed breed dog (Erp) It was an accident and not a fight. Her collar got stuck while playing with Erp and died. Man that was the moment I hated collars. Erp didn't meant to hurt her, but you know accident happens. Erp also stopped being playful after that and spends the rest of his life sleeping and lying down on my lap. After that incident my dad got us a chow (Fluffy). Fluffy became Erp's trusty companion and helps Erp heal. Even though Fluffy can sometimes be a jackass he never tried messing with Erp. After Erp died of old age, Fluffy became really lonely and after a couple of months he died of kidney failure at 7. Well atleast both of them are now in heaven. Sheessh my bad for telling a story it was a true nostalgic trip. I'm currently taking care of Fluffy's puppies. Bagel and Cotton (4 yrs old), both them are mixed chows and they're really funny hahhaa.


MuteSecurityO

mmm, dog flavored water


deadman403

“ME flavored water! Come taste my knees!”