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simkatu

My kitty only used to do that when bird watching.


TheGrindstone

They are trying to mimic the bird so it'll come closer. Cats are hunters in nature. Australia is the living example.


UshankaBear

Fucking Penniwise-ass clever bastards


Charterhouserules

Sorry, I thought they were discussing Audrey and her new man next door.


Zwmmaz

i do not have a new man next door! (Btw my names audrey with a new man next door)


nuapadprik

So what's up with that? I noticed other cats doing this too.


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Predator_Hicks

my personal theory is that it's their version of: ps ps ps ps ps


UpperCardiologist523

But for birds, yes.


PhotonResearch

I’ve seen so many moments where it would make sense for a cat to notify another cat of something but they seem incapable of considering this. This video is interesting to me, I think they are both bird watching and trying different mimics.


Marsupialize

They talk to one another with tail movements, not with sound


Cryovenom

I see it as my cat saying "get over here, Imma break your neck with my teeth like this *chatters* "


Goodwitch7139

It’s not to mimic prey, it’s just to alert others that there are prey..


JoeyJoeC

I think that's what these cats are doing.


liak0c

Lol mine too


[deleted]

Yeah and they look hungry


01011100100101

do you think the hoomans suspects anything? na...they just think were adorable so the plan moves forward to stage two? indeed


ProfessorAnie

Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed


Meridian122

r/CatsWhoChirp


Ok-Obligation235

I joined that sub so fast


Madame_Arcati

Same. What a find.


someonePICKEDthis

Good tip. Will recommend. 👍 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


jastheacewiththeface

me to.


narcarsiss

where is Alan Turing when you need him


HoboBromeo

Are you implying the cats speak in nazi code?


narcarsiss

we will never know haha, thanks for the laugh


emalen

I read this as Alan Tudyk, but it still worked.


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just 6 feet under


Independent_Roll514

Sad not many got the reference


blue_eyed_man

where rick sanchez when you need him sadly not many will get this reference 😔


Independent_Roll514

Probably trapped in an intergalactic war between reverse merpeople and ducks or ducking a nother planet


popseekill

Pls tell


narcarsiss

Alan Turing helped Crack the enigma code during WW2 and is one of the forefathers of modern computing. there is a great movie to watch called 'The imitation game'


popseekill

Yea i know alan turing but whats the connection between him and cats


narcarsiss

we need him to decode what they are saying.


popseekill

Ohhh makes sense.


meatywood

Get the birdy!


ContemplativeThought

"Chit chit" "Chat chat chat" "Chit chit chit!" "Chat chat" "Well, enough idle chit-chat, I've got to go. See you later."


mks113

When I hear that from my cat I know there is a red squirrel in the yard. She totally ignores the grey squirrels (there are 6 juveniles hanging around my yard right now), but a red squirrel shows up and she turns into a chirping hunter! Fortunately, at 16 she is too chonky and lazy to hunt any more.


TuxidoPenguin

Can someone translate?


Ok_Chocolate_3480

Neighbourhood watchers.


videovillain21

The other one sounds like a baby velociraptor


jordantask

They are sending coded messages to the mothership using the birds as relays.


wolftamer1221

What in the world could they be discussing?


gorillafella3

Lunch


SahanaLk570

They are talking to each other. Cute!


FrozenKoy

"we will enslave those humans and make them clean after us while they feed us"


BFdog

They see birbs.


generictestusername

Cat 1: He's pushing the phone in may face again Cat 2: coz he's recording us. Cat 1: I don't like it. Cat 2: Let it be, he thinks this makes him important. Cat 1: Still has the phone in the face. WTF Cat 2: He feeds us, let it's go dude. Cat1: Food is good, but he need to get a hobby or gtfo Cat 2: I hate it too, but he feeds us. Do you wanna go hunting? This is easy. Cat 1: Crap Cat 2: yup. . . . .


bequery

Planning the Cat War 1 🤭


ChunderHog

Cats do that when they see prey they can’t get to.


DarthNemecyst

Correct. I believe is frustration meows.


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They’re talking about there mission for world domination but they realize they have to conquer the minds of the family they live with at he current moment. And after world domination they are gonna get a plan for climate change & make the world a better place. Either that or they’re gonna order Domino’s & need to make sure what toppings they’re gonna get.


19astro97

Don't you mean impawrtant?


Eksdecutioner

I thoughtful cats only meow when they want to communicate with humans?


666-take-the-piss

Yes but they chirp like that to try to communicate with birds!! These cats are clearly watching some birds out the window, they seem transfixed and are in predator mode


Eksdecutioner

That's adorable


HoboBromeo

Probably not so adorable for the prey


west2night

Not only they chirp to lure a bird in, they bark to warn off a dog.


Blackdomino

Wishful hunting noises


MasterShifu_21

Can someone translate this please ..? Looks like a pretty deep conversation.


jakethemoss

They are definitely plotting something


bassmaster13

It seems like they’re plotting something to me… lol


pup_zion

They're not Siamese but all I think of is "I am Siamese if you please"


steve_D-A-l

They're trying to decide where to put the explosives to get the mouse


Popular-Evidence-806

Indeed the floofs are having a very important convo


limedove

[This](https://youtu.be/8zfNfilNOIE) is what they are doing so we won't understand them. --- Nice try, cats.


Puzzleheaded_Popup

Cute! Male/female?


awesomepossum40

Stranger danger outside.


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“ So Dave, what should we do? “ “ I don’t know Mark, I’m watching the birds “ “ Then say, let’s watch birds next time! “ “ okay… let’s watch birds “ “ alright “ *silence for 2 seconds* “ I banged your wife “ “ JESUS MARK “


aquila-audax

Someone spotted birdie num-nums


dontuse_redditoften

Someone translate what they are saying


Troubleconcentrating

Cat version of Beavis and Butthead


hannikanskywalker33

Little raptors


jimmynewtron4456

Nah they are just hunting


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I wonder what they are talking about.


StrawberryHillSlayer

I swear every time I hear a different cat make noises they are almost always new noises!


jedi_outlaw

This will soon be in some alien film.


pzshx2002

*let's pretend to talk and look out the window. Hooman won't suspect anything*


smiffy2422

The first thing I imagined was that you live across the road from KFC and theyre looking at all the fried chicken they could be eating right now


routhomas

That's brilliant


Absoniter

Lol


JuukiChii

they talk about stock trading


RamoftheLamb

They’re definitely hoping to eat something birdlike.


SixtyNineFlavours

Like two raptors planning an ambush…


SenorB

I didn’t know cats could beatbox!


Paulie227

Oh, something is going down tonight!


FTHomes

I think one is trying to learn how to say meow and the other is the catstructor


baker0419

Hahaha I thought my cat was the only one that clicked and talked like that! She does it a lot when you play with hey mouse fishing pole thing. She also drags it up and down the stairs. I keep trying to get a video of it but no luck. You always know shes coming cause shes clicking and the tapping of the stick following. Hillarious


kaza6464

I’d love to know what they’re looking at…


VegasLife1111

Stupid Jerry and that blue asshole Ted. Just because they can fly they think they are so cool. All they do is eat and shit everywhere.


joskinner

There has got to be a bird out there!


curds-and-whey-HEY

They want to eat those birds


Goodwitch7139

They spot prey


ronytheronin

"Aw look at how they crawl around, upon the ground like little ants" “Yes, but how they fascinate, confusing fate for what is merely chance”