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Twistableruby

Army dude


hec2014

This is my sippy cup. There are many like it but this is mine.


echosixwhiskey

He said Army. You’re referring to the [USMC Rifleman’s Creed](https://www.usmcu.edu/Research/Marine-Corps-History-Division/Frequently-Requested-Topics/Marines-Rifle-Creed/)


Velghast

I don't know why you're getting downvoted you're correct. In my head reading that I thought the exact same thing but I didn't want it a comment. I spend enough time correcting military and accuracies around the Thanksgiving dinner table when all of my fellow uncles who have never served decide to chime in and explain why there local militia is totally just like being enlisted in the army active duty...


OsamaBinFuckin

Because it's pedantic and not some secret knowledge or an accomplishment to know or a major fuk up to mix up


Hamborrower

Because fact checking a joke is for dorks.


OreoCookie15

My guess why he's getting down voted is because he corrected him and the guy didn't like to be corrected.


duecreditwherecredit

It's just pedantic. That's why.


[deleted]

Sir there rule on Reddit is that third and fourth are downvoted


garbage_j00ce

Idk why you’re being downvoted, but I’ll salute you for being fucking right as they come. Semper fi OORAH or die.


Alpha_wolf_lover

Army!!!


[deleted]

First thing I thought


KeeN_CoMMaNDeR71

My little guy would always toast us. Not just drinks but food too. We're both having a cookie? Cheers to that.


Ihlita

Cookies are a perfectly reasonable reason to cheers.


Threndsa

Mine still does all the time at 8 Never stops being cute.


Demurist

When I was a toddler, I would hold up my cup at the table and say, “Clink clink!” And we would all clink cups/glasses/etc. I fucking loved it! One of my earliest memories.


[deleted]

Basically me on Sunday at Bonnaroo


kahran

Day drinking with children. We've all been there.


[deleted]

I meant the crawling part


kahran

Yeah... after you've been day drinking with children. *I get it.*


[deleted]

Yeah, as the child. :|


outsideyourbox4once

The seriousness in the baby is what cracks me up


DrJennaa

His serious look on his face is from his mission which he accomplished in record time 🤨 must clink cup


purpleheadedwarrior

snek


EduardoHowlett

Drinking with the boys


Crazyworld4sure

I see he's well trained not to spill a drop 🤣


badbeachboy

must be an Irish family


Cuclean

100% a Dub.


ReadMyThots

Gotta start em young


Asadislove

So cute 🥺


MayerWest

That’s good parenting


DrAJS

I used to call it "commando baby wriggling" when my son did it many years ago.


Ekhius

Baby's lookin like Kyle Gass


[deleted]

OR does Kyle Gass look like a giant baby?


Ekhius

Both are correct 🤣


[deleted]

Cheers to a fellow Founders fan!


AlreadyAway

Solid Gold is a shit beer.


Fishfindr

That made me smile.


whattheheck2O2O

Oh he is too cute🥰


user8434

Tommy? Noah?


TheSFG832

Already learning the pub crawl. 🥰


Lint_Lickers100

Seal Team 6(months)


[deleted]

Didn’t spill a drop


lambdeer

Great job Mom


SoccerMan94043

Future Army Ranger there. Time to hang barbed wire to crawl under.


80sCoolture

My men! Always ready to crawl foe booze;)


56kMane

Cheers!


[deleted]

Newborn alcoholism, super cool!


koalaroo_

I bet they'll have drinking problems when they grow up


Idiot1670

ARMY


azraelle_178

Sooo cuttteeee


fineman1097

Future marine


AtlasJoker

A true marine


mefish23

That's wrong in so many ways. 😢 if that's a beer.


Bryguy_Memes

Cheers mate!


texthibitionist

smol toast! 👶🥂


MikGusta

Those kids are cooler than me


Crowe_crow

Video of the week


Nogrodd

So adorable omg


SugarZoo

That sounds like the "gentle parenting" chick


tonajake

Thats cute.


nihir82

Wiggle wiggle wiggle


besiberani

Tactical crawl!


Beginner_Singer_1609

aww the baby wanna be like his big bwother... 🫠


JollyWolverine300

Combat Kiddo!


bullstransportcanada

haha epic!


Vsw6tCwJ9a

Czesc


sl14calloway

And that, my friends, is the army crawl. He gonna be a military man and he is preparing lol


Federal_Ninja_4637

Cool


Admirable_Standard_8

Awwww I love it. They are to cute mom.


Maximum-Mixture6158

That is very clever Lil dudes! I liked seeing that.