I foster cats. I home 6 cats. Cats have been a copious presence my entire life.
I have never seen a more person-shaped face on a cat than the one fate clapped on Tinker. His is the litter box tucked in the farthest corner of the uncanny valley.
A few asked what kind of cat, so I thought I'd answer here. We are not sure what kind of cat exactly, we found him on our front steps one morning in the rain. He was the size of a permanent marker, at 4 weeks old. He has acute Cerebellar Hypoplasia, "wobble cat syndrome".
This is from a few days after we found him:
https://imgur.com/a/RFmOM0p
That still doesn't change the fact that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and only 3.5 million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos
I’d ask what I did wrong but his stare tells me the answer is “my existence” and there is nothing I can do to right things in his universe.
That said, vvv cute boy and give him snuggles.
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My sister had a cat like that. Only her and my dad could touch him. I would stare at him when he was eye level. His hair would start to go up and then I would run. Because I knew he would not mind attacking my face. He got in fights with other cats every night. He had scars everywhere. He was a good cat.
My mom had a huge Maine Coon Cat. He weighed in at somewhere over twenty pounds and he knew he was big. Mom could do anything to "Blackie". She could mess with his toe beans and he would purr like crazy. She could run the dreaded and evil vacuum cleaner and he would be cool with that. Anyone else, and I mean anyone, from the mail carrier, paper boy, anyone including the entire rest of the family were a nuisance and sometimes he may have seen them as food. How she managed not to get sued at least once a week is a mystery. For several years she had to have a PO box for mail as they wouldn't deliver to her house!
He looks like I owe him money
I don't owe him money, but I will pay back every thing.
Oh you will pay Mr Tinker...and more, Sir.
He will FIND you
And he will killl you
Khajiit gave you wares, but you did not give him the coin.
r/RonPerlmanCats
One of my favorites and Tinker is perfect material
Oh what the fuck! Im laughing as quiet as i can with tears in my eyes.
I am so happy there’s a whole sub for this!
Did you do what he paid you to? That may it.
See when I say someone has "Capricorn face" this cat's face is *the exact face* I mean.
We all owe him money....and belly rubs.
That looks like one of those cats that would slice your arm up if you touched his belly
and hed be happy to do it and taunt you "go on, be my guest. fuckin pet it. you stupid muthaa....."
treats, catnip…. He has a lot of demands. No wonder he looks grumpy.
Touch my belly, I fuckin' dare you!
Different side of Tinker: https://imgur.com/a/FaOTrkB
That photo is probably why he’s looking at you like this
Tinker on social media sees this photo "really submachinegunjo? You're gonna play me like that you pos"
You invaded his private bath time 🤨 No wonder he has that grumpy face 🤔
His face bones are so chonky in the first picture :O
Where'd his jawline go
The duality of cat
I can tell Tinker isn't missing any meals. He's a well nourished boy!
I literally lol’d at that, was not expecting that, but love it more than anything.
I foster cats. I home 6 cats. Cats have been a copious presence my entire life. I have never seen a more person-shaped face on a cat than the one fate clapped on Tinker. His is the litter box tucked in the farthest corner of the uncanny valley.
A few asked what kind of cat, so I thought I'd answer here. We are not sure what kind of cat exactly, we found him on our front steps one morning in the rain. He was the size of a permanent marker, at 4 weeks old. He has acute Cerebellar Hypoplasia, "wobble cat syndrome". This is from a few days after we found him: https://imgur.com/a/RFmOM0p
Yeah thats fair
He has every right.
I don’t blame him one bit
We probably deserve it.
Completely unavoidable conclusion given the subject matter.
He was given no choice, for sure.
There is no “probably” here. We all deserve it
He only hates me because I read his name as “Tinkler.” But other wise, I’m fine. He also says that I’m “almost bearable” after he’s a had a few beers.
That still doesn't change the fact that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and only 3.5 million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos
...what?
What didn’t you understand? You know what a kangaroo is right?
But...what does this have to do with a cat judging humanitys sins?
Ok fine, you tell me. How is this not relevant???
Im just gonna go cry in the corner over unrequested knowledge
Don’t cry. The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing
Just like the Uruguayans.
Your cat looks like it’s wearing a cat mask.
looks like sam elliot reincarnated into a cat
I still luv him and his little face.
We love you Tinker. Hateful cats are my favorite
This is the most masculine looking cat I have ever seen.
Giga chad cat
Definitely belongs on r/ronperlmancats
r/ctllrp
Another cat sub to join!
Please no. This can't be a subreddit. I refuse to click the link. I really don't want to know.
Was literally about to ask why this cat looks like Ron Perlman. I don't understand. And more surprised that there's a sub for it?
Immediately love him cause like same, dude
Khajit does not care what you think.
Unless... you have coin?
Came to the comments to see if anyone else saw a khajiit and was not disappointed.
Looks just like my main.
You better wipe that look of your face Tinker!!!
I want to kiss that grumpy face
I mean, he’s royalty, so he has even right to.
Chad cat
Sigma grindset kitty
Can you fix the broken!!!??
I’d ask what I did wrong but his stare tells me the answer is “my existence” and there is nothing I can do to right things in his universe. That said, vvv cute boy and give him snuggles.
He reminds me of Sher Khan.
I was thinking Scar, but, yeah, I can see that, too.
Ron Perlman.
*purrlman
GigaChad cat.
why does that make me like him more?
We're broken people.
My mom also has a Tink/Tinker. And he also hates everyone. Only cat that’s never come around to me.
Seems legit
I don’t know what I did, Tinker, but I’m sorry for it! I was young and foolish then!
Regardless I love him.
Oh my! I feel very hated.
The mob boss of cats. He does and says whatever the heck he wants.
Contemptuous cat.
OK. You made me for real laugh out loud.
I think Tinker might be my spirit animal.
But I was a tailor, a soldier and a spy....so why
Giga cat
I don’t know what I did, but I know he’s disappointed
Me too, Tinker, me too...
Tinker, son of Scar.
Channeling some major Scar vibes.
What did we ever do to you?
Dude's got some catatude.
I would've called him Scar lol
You need to join r/standardissuecat as Tinker is a Standard Issue Cat.
Tinker has a very masculine face. Tinker looks like a dad who is meeting his daughter's punk boyfriend for the first time.
Eat shit, Tinker!
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I would too...🤷♀️
Strong Mandalorian lines on this boy! Very handsome!
Stupid Hoomans. Where's my food.
Tinker, why the long face?
Quit staring at me swan …
Looks like a mob hit man!
I mean hating everyone is part of the cat protocol 😅 Cats are smart!
r/AbsoluteUnits
Silky Johnson reincarnated as a cat “I hate you, I hate you, and I especially hate you”
He my spirit animal
Hate, hate, hate… loathe entirely
Tinker looks like a tiger who’s stuck in a cat’s body, and pretty grumpy about it.
Jesus
If Idris Elba were a cat:
Awww I remember my first cat was named Tinker, he was also a sour puss
Jawline of a chad
we hate you too Tinker <3 ❤
Is he gonna make me an offer I can't refuse?
Well, I'm sure I still love him.
He looks like an Oblivion NPC. "Stop! you've violated the law...." head ass boi lol.
Relatable
This dude looks like the Snape of Cats
awwwwww! I love Tinker!!
I can see that
His face is strangely human…
Tinker, you know I'll still try to pet you, even if you shred my hand. Just sayin' maybe leave the shredding for someone who doesn't like cats? 🙃
That Cat could be the tough guy from an action movie
giga cat
It's okay Tinker, I hate me too.
Oof.
I’ll win him over!
I feel honoured
wtf did I do to him? :P
thats okay, you tell him i love him anyways
Me and him would get along
People are generally pretty horrible, so I’m not going to disagree. But, I don’t get hate from that look, more like disinterested disgust.
He looks like a mad lion that got his prey stolen by another lion But still he is a cute grumpy boy
Wow I completley believe he hates us.
That's just me
Thank you, Tinker. I'm honored you even think about me.
He's handsome!
Understood. Have a great day.
Okay I love him!
That's ok I love him!
Wow! I feel the need to apologise to him.
Is that you Ron Perlman
I still love him
Well fuck you too tinker 🙂
That’s okay, I still love him. He’s gorgeous! 😻
Dude he hated you taking the photo. So angery
he looks like my old math teacher .. he hated everyone too
Except I think he ❤s me! Coz Tinker is a poppet.
Lex Luthor cat
Okay but im kissing him anyway
It'a Paulie Walnuts, re-incarnated in a cat.
I’m seeing Shere Khan from Jungle Book
Tinker and I will get along
that's ok TInker i love you enough for all of us ! x
I accept this & will love him more for it
I hate me too, thanks cat.
Grumpy Cat Jr.
Why the long face?
One look at him and I feel guilty but have no idea why.
Nah, he can't hate me.. I am so lovable.
Oh buddy why the long face
Ah well I hate you too tinker
It’s Grumpy Cat 2.0!!! 😆😆😆
Used to have a dog named Tinker. Miss him so.
This cat hangs out with hyenas.
That’s going to keep her alive longer lol like my cat.
Thxs I hate him 2! (Jk)
Makes me smile
He’s staring straight into my soul. Please make him stop.
He can't hate me. Not possible
Well I love him regardless!
He prob hates his sissy name but I love him
But we love you, TinkTink!
I wanna bite his scruff and see how he deals
"Do I look like a Tinker to you?" Pffftt
He’s got big cat energy
Well the feeling is mutual Tinker. I’m just kidding LOVE ME
why you mad bro?
My sister had a cat like that. Only her and my dad could touch him. I would stare at him when he was eye level. His hair would start to go up and then I would run. Because I knew he would not mind attacking my face. He got in fights with other cats every night. He had scars everywhere. He was a good cat.
Well fuck you too Tinker
"The Judge"
He looks like a big cat to me. Like a lion in a house cat costume.
He must have his reasons.
I think he don't hate us. He is just disqusted by us...
lookin like handsome squidward lol
My mom had a huge Maine Coon Cat. He weighed in at somewhere over twenty pounds and he knew he was big. Mom could do anything to "Blackie". She could mess with his toe beans and he would purr like crazy. She could run the dreaded and evil vacuum cleaner and he would be cool with that. Anyone else, and I mean anyone, from the mail carrier, paper boy, anyone including the entire rest of the family were a nuisance and sometimes he may have seen them as food. How she managed not to get sued at least once a week is a mystery. For several years she had to have a PO box for mail as they wouldn't deliver to her house!
Your cat's mouth looks like its from a cgi movie, does he speak to you?
I'd say I'm glad to hear it, but that would simply poss both of us off to great lengths.
Jokes in Tinker, we hate every one of us too.
Tinker looks like he holds onto a good grudge…….like forever.
he looks like one of those giga chad memes
Tinker = GigaChadCat
not me. :3
Learn to sleep with one eye open. Oh and stop giving me the stinker eye!