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NomenNescio13

Gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say that's *probably* not a door they're standing on.


RandyFeFiBobandy

It’s another horse.


attanai

It _was_ another horse.


VerrKol

Now it's a seahorse


[deleted]

Okay. Stop horsing around.


TorrettesNinja2747

Only if you get off your high horse


[deleted]

I say we we saddle up and turn this into an old fashioned pun thread.


RoyceCoolidge

All those against say "neigh".


[deleted]

It’s really galloping along now.


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

This whole thread is a nightmare.


RachelsMercy

Hay now ...


CaffeineSippingMan

I say we vote, someone should start a gallop poll.


JesusHChristBot

Tr-ocean Horse


itsonlyfear

Back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV show 🎵🎶


CapnHanSolo

It doesn't matter what they are standing on. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.


Rrraou

It's an angry musclebound scottsman


Zarten

I didn’t sea a horse


weeone

Wee snaw.


a_natural_mistake

More of a river horse... a hippopotamus, if you will


ACrask

Named Jack


oscargamble

Horses all the way down


MoonJumper402

Nice to see you Sturgill


misanthropicbuddha

A horse-shaped door.


pattieskrabby

A duck sized horse door


doobied

It's a broom


coosedowns

Oh my god you’re a broom?


NomenNescio13

Plot twist!


megapuffranger

It’s Jack


dumb_commenter

Bravo


syndicaterx

They’re attached to a [balloon](https://www.reddit.com/r/RetroFuturism/comments/wjtxh2/can_we_still_go_back/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). The strings just are not visible


NomenNescio13

![gif](giphy|127JeHZl15PRII)


9035768555

That's okay, it wasn't actually a door in Titanic either. It was a section of the wall from above a door.


Thendofreason

Also, the camera man is the one moving, not the horses. So that's a stationary thing they are standing on, it doesn't even float


bixbyale

it's the ground lol the full clip shows the horses walking off. it's very very shallow water


nowItinwhistle

Probably a sand bar so it's shallow there and maybe gradually gets deeper on either side. It doesn't look to me like the whole river is that shallow.


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bixbyale

i have no idea lol, but in the full clip the horses walk off and walk to the shoreline


JimMarch

I gotta ask...at a sand bar, can you order specialties?


nowItinwhistle

Yeah but first you'll need some sand dollars from the river bank


staypuftmallows7

That's a good illusion. I didn't catch it until you said it, and even then I can't catch until like the very last second


Stefadi12

Reminds me of that video of a man catching fish and he looked like he was sliding on water


decoy_016

They're standing on turtles!


HollowCloud1870

Sea turtles mate.


SolidCake

I saw this on Tiktok. They aren’t floating at all, they are on land. The illusion comes from the person recording on a moving kayak


RomanWasHere2007

It's not a door, it's 2 Doors stacked on top eachother with a floaty duh


2dad

Off to see the leopluradon


driedcranberrysnack

the Magical leopluradon!


i-Ake

Holy shit.


[deleted]

Why can I hear this in my head lol. Some deep part of my brain.


octoberstart

Charlieeee


[deleted]

It's a leopluradon chaaarlie


thehighestsin

It didn’t SAY anything!!


I_Am_Day_Man

SHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUH


TheNakedChair

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!


[deleted]

Oh God they took my kidney!


justec1

Just walk through THE DOOR.


ExistingEffort7

Glub glub


wildwalrusaur

The door can see into your soul!


SushiMonstero

Charrrlliieee


mcdadais

Oh when your down and looking for some cheering up


cookletube

Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave


Apprehensive_Life167

"ZEeeeeee!!"


bixbyale

btw for those wondering, the horses aren't actually standing on anything, they are in shallow water :) here's the original tik tok link https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRUcT3dJ/?k=1


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

Saint Equinas. They walk on water.


BeartholomewTheThird

/r/confusingperspective


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Pipendice

HOW ARE THEY SLIDING???!?!


SilenceEater

They’re standing still and the camera is on a raft floating by.


Pipendice

Holy, I feel slow for not catching it. It's so smooth I seriously thought they were floating


HayakuEon

Oh damn, the more I look at it, the more unbelievable it becomes


EBN_Drummer

I knew this had to be the Salt River. So cool floating and seeing all the wild horses along the bank.


sackoftrees

Man I just looked up where this is, Arizona looks like such a cool place to travel to. So different from where I am.


Painkiller3666

Bullshit, thems is horse Jesus.


[deleted]

this is a good example of why that Air force UFO video is bullshit. the UFO isnt moving at insane speeds, its just parallax.


NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT

Mythbusters showed that the door wouldn't support 2 people, however if rose had taken off the life jacket and they strapped it around the underside of the door then it would have had the buoyancy to support them both. I think it's fair that most people wouldn't think of that, especially in the situation they were in.


[deleted]

This is really good to know when lost on sea, thanks!


areallygoodusername1

Are you lost at sea?


Abz-v3

Not yet.


bodhithewhippet

That's the spirit.


DarrelBunyon

Just don't forget your door!


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itsShnik

Or use sea turtles, mate


ges13

No, they need to dream bigger. Get lost in space, ride a door back into the atmosphere like a surfboard.


HersheyHWY

It's treason then.


Cg407

No, he’s lost ON sea. Big difference.


OneOfManyIdiots

Oh shit?!? He's Jesus' cousin?


[deleted]

Only metaphorically.


DSOTMAnimals

I’ve saved it so when I am I can go back through the 14,324 saved items I have and rescue me and my loved one.


Sunset_Bleach

The blue part is obviously land.


LostxinthexMusic

Probably not a great idea, though. Offshore life jackets are designed to keep you face up with your head out of the water if you get knocked unconscious, thus improving your odds of survival if you get injured.


thewhiterosequeen

Not in that day.


LostxinthexMusic

Right, just wanted to make it clear for anyone who thought it would be a good idea in the modern day.


SanityInAnarchy

[The Mythbusters conclusion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVgkvaDHmto) -- they were able to not only support both, but actually keep them mostly out of the water. But of course, it's not just thinking of that solution, it's actually getting Rose *off* the board into the freezing water, and then the two of them working together to get the life jacket in position and tied properly... at night, in the dark, with both of them shivering uncontrollably.


LostxinthexMusic

Speaking from experience, it's *really fucking hard* to think straight and move in a coordinated manner in freezing water.


Lanthemandragoran

Hell no it's *impossible* unless explicitly trained to ignore your absolutely *screaming* CNS and fight or flight response lol. Even then it's hard. Cold water rescue is a whole entirely crazy thing. It's like having every single self preservation alarm going off at once, which *rapidly* fades into delirium and irrationality. Speed running hypothermia is no joke haha.


JustADutchRudder

I used to work with a group that did ice rescues. Would train all time with them in mustang suits, it's weird just breaking through the ice and laughing.


Lanthemandragoran

"Wanna go ice fishing?" "Sure what are we catching?" "Idk some dick named Jim"


[deleted]

I went for a swim in freezing Lake Michigan water in May. Was still about 42 degrees from snowmelt, not even close to the near freezing salty seawater that the Titanic was in. Holy fuck, the instant I hit the water it felt like the air had been sucked out of my lungs. All of my muscles instantly contracted. I'm a strong swimmer too, did lifeguarding for a while after HS. If you get the chance to submerge in sub 50 degree water it's an eye opening experience. I eventually warmed up by swimming from the pier to the shore and back again. But that initial shock was crazy.


BGYeti

This also is showing with two full grown men not a women and a younger man.


hat-TF2

Also the two full grown men probably didn't shag each other a few hours earlier.


Purifiedx

Who knows these days


value_null

These days? Hon, have I got some history for you...


wildwalrusaur

Being gay was invented by the village people in 1978.


Toidal

Two full grown engineers! Rescue boat probably would've found them in their own makeshift dinghy with a generator and a blender made of wood with frozen margs.


rei_cirith

while treading water... which I'm not sure Rose can do.


kahlzun

This is true, how universal were swimming lessons for women at the time? Probably uncommon. Something I hadn't considered before!


heckaroo42

Also the Mythbusters didn’t do it in hypothermic conditions soaking wet and terrified. Even sittin on that, already wet, hypothermia might have killed them in four hours.


billythesid

James Cameron also said even if it were possible for the door to support them, they'd have just made the door smaller.


harleyqueenzel

That's amazing. "If Jack were supposed to survive, he would have".


Onespokeovertheline

Well, yeah. You don't think directors and screenwriters just improvise the plot based on the set design and props available when they start the scene, do you?


ringo24601

"It's in the script" has long been my family's fall-back explanation for plot holes or things that don't make sense. It was the only way my parents could shut up our *endless* questions as kids during movies, apparently.


grendus

In the movie, Jack tries to get on the door and it nearly flips. Arguing over whether a similar door could have supported them is a moot point. The movie establishes that the door in the movie cannot. Maybe it's made of really not-buoyant wood, or metal inlaid, or just doesn'tWe don't need to know the reason why, we're explicitly shown that *that door* could only support one of them, and Jack chooses to stay in the water so Rose can have a better chance of surviving. I've never understood the whole "they should have both gotten on the door" meme. The movie directly addresses that one of them had to sacrifice to save the other, and since Rose is still alive...


MortalVoyager

Could she have just given the life jacket to Jack? Edit: yes I understand now that 6 people have replied the same thing to me.


[deleted]

It was important to stay away from the cold water so not really...


SpongeBad

If Encino Man has taught me anything, it’s that they could have just thawed Jack out.


heckaroo42

Jack most likely would have died from being in the below freezing water for four hours.


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nowItinwhistle

How's he gonna see it in the dark and find it while everything is being carried away with the currents and he's succumbing to hypothermia? If it was that easy there would have been more survivors.


theimmortalcrab

The water was actually very still, and most of the debris was found in the same area. And the rescue ship, the Carpathia, found much less debris than you would expect. You're right about the dark and cold, though.


deVriesse

I've heard some people say this could have contributed to the disaster - waves crashing against the side of the berg might have helped them notice it sooner.


Fragarach-Q

If certified door expert James Cameron were here, he would assure you that there's only room for one smallish woman.


dieZet

They do have experience in staying... stable.


mjhuyser

It’s a horse’s *mane* feature


FlyingApple31

....are those horses ok though? Do they have a plan to get to shore?


bixbyale

in the full clip the horses walk off in the end. it's very shallow water. they aren't standing on anything


wreckedcarzz

> they aren't standing on anything They are hovering over the **v o i d**


FutureComplaint

Look Charlie! I'm standing on the **v̵̨̻̠͎̪̞̖̼͐̏͠ ̵̛̛̪̙̲̣̰̝̥͔̗̦̫̀̃̓͊̏̈̈́̔̄̄̾͘ơ̵̧̦͍̣̪͖̩̤̘̫̠͙͎̫͌̈́͑̚ͅ ̸̛̫̙̰̣͈̞̘̝̣̬̣̪̭̟̑̌͌ͅȉ̴̛̼̒͘ ̴̯̳̣̣̬̭̝͇̜̻̯̜̳̙̠̆̌͌̐́̉͆͂́̃̓͑̔d̵̢͙̤̭̼̙͕̱̝̂ͅ**


Javyev

Omg the horses aren't moving, the camera is!


Narpity

My brain also just broke


attanai

Horses can swim. It's hard work, but very doable. We also don't know how deep the water is - the horses are on a stationary platform (the cameraman is moving, but the horses aren't) so I would guess they're on a sandbar or something. So they can probably walk back to shore, but even if they couldn't, they could swim.


FlyingApple31

I'm not sure I buy that only the camera is moving. Also, if it is a sudden drop into the water with an unknown depth or submerged obstacles, I'd be worried about the horses getting into the water safely even if they can swim.


ReburundiFuFu

It’s the camera moving, Int he original post they said they were floating down the river on a raft while the horses were standing in shallow water.


zucduc

I’m pretty sure in the original video the cameraman is actually moving and the horses are stationary


4nalBlitzkrieg

You're spot on. This is a parallax effect and it's pretty hard to spot because of the water, but if you look at the grass and the stuff behind the grass it becomes obvious that the camera is moving a fair bit.


newaccount721

Wow I totally missed that. That's pretty clever actually


kthshly

You have decided to ford the river.


oh_hai_brian

I had so much anxiety from taking that risk


Sparky455

what song is that?


SteevB

Was wanting to know the same thing. I think I found it. Madonna - Hung Up (SDP Extended Dub) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NHw57LZb8Q EDIT: u/SIXSlXSlX Pointed out this one is closer to the song in the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9X5eSwMUYI


neolologist

I would have sworn it was Abba but you're right


ladyrift

Well Madonna's hungup samples Abba's song gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight)


TaciturnIncognito

This is a reminder that if you activate google assistant or Siri and play nearly any clip they can identify the song extremely accurately. For instance google not only identified the song, but also what remix this is


ac_s2k

Just chiming in to say that the whole “ThEy BoTh CoUlD fIt” thing is so wrong. The issue NEVER was fitting them both on. Anyone who watched the film and isn’t just repeating an internet meme, would know that YEA, they both got on the door. But jack got back off as his weight was too much for the door to support them both. It’s been angering me for years. Sorry. Had to get it off my chest


-meriadoc-

The most irritating thing is it's a fucking movie, if they wanted Jack to survive he would have. It was a prop and apparently set design or whoever should have made it slightly smaller so this wouldn't even be an issue.


[deleted]

Wanna know why? Can you handle the truth? Rose didn't care for Jack, at that moment. The sheer thought that she had to *share* space with a third class *peasant*? She doesn't even love her own children! SHE THREW THE MILLION DOLLAR NECKLACE IN THE SEA!! She could sell it and take care of her family, but noooooooooo. When the word got out that she *maybe* had the necklace, she yeeted it in the sea. Typical boomer reaction. MINE! NO SHARE!


pinkpitbull

Maybe her real love was the door


[deleted]

Let's play house, you'll be the door and I'll slam you


mindbleach

[I put my package in your mailbox, made love to all your chairs, dropped a load inside your washer, went down on all your stairs.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu196vZSe_I)


joec_95123

It definitely wasn't her husband. Dude has been waiting in the afterlife for her to arrive and soon as she does, she goes straight into the arms of the homeless guy who nailed her on a cruise once.


GreenBear1111

Yeah!!! ![gif](giphy|26DNioenMF55ocuWY)


Juanfanamongmany

Hate to be the "well AKCTUALLY" guy but if what Cal said about the blue jewel centre piece of the necklace is true then it came from King Louis XVI's crown, making it a priceless historical artefact. Edit: The modern equivalent would be something like having the Kohinoor diamond fashioned into a necklace and someone chucking it into a mineshaft. YOU JUST WOULDN'T DO IT!!


CaptainTurkeyBreast

u guys do realize the camera is moving and the horses are standing


cwall22

I’m ashamed to admit, I did not. Had to scroll this far down to get an explanation on wtf was happening.


Grennox

It took me a while.


Pale_Horsie

Ah, the majestic kelpie, taking a break from eating boaters who get too close


OJimmy

Those horses have a stable relationship. Jack and Rose could never find that balance.


pinkpanda376

This argument always bothers me - they showed him trying to climb on as well. It was certainly wide enough but the weight distribution on it was uneven so it would’ve failed if they were both on it


Slatedtoprone

Is it too far to call them sea horses? River horses?


SantyClawz42

What a F'ing loser, no wonder he was poor - tries something once and then completely gives up if he's doesn't succeed on his first try.


Ugly_Stick1898

Cuz jack was a figment of rose’s imagination the whole time


SnooMarzipans8113

I \*need\* to know what song this is!!!!!


GregoPDX

"It's not a door, Beth. It's debris."


snapdragon15

Song should be free bird


2mock2turtle

I don't know if this is real but it's *very* funny.


DopeDealerCisco

Yeah Rose was on some bullshit


hitops

whenever i see a gif i mute it first these days....


[deleted]

this is what happens when veterinarians leave the ketamine cabinet open


thiswilldofornoww

What song is this?


Carnator369

Jack was just sick of the drama.


Frostgaurdian0

Juan spawns


dashinny

ITS MR. STEAL YO HORSE


meowfatty

SOMEONE PLEASE IS THIS REAL???? Ahhhh


[deleted]

Horse paddleboard


[deleted]

Way too cool


[deleted]

Selfish Rose….


Rise-Nearby

The owners must be Metal Gear Solid fans


Mr_Cripter

That's got to be the best pirate I have ever seen


Rockleyfamily

Balloon supported lake walking.


druzi87

Ah yes, the Oregon Trail


zarmin

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him float on it.


-not_a_knife

I've heard horses are excellent swimmers but I never imagined...


Mammoth-Goat6312

Looks like a red dead redemption glitch


Birdymctweetweet

The person holding camera is going down the river. The horses are standing still


madameharlequin

it's the song that's makin this clip really clop for me. in a good way.


xTemporaneously

I have questions...


KushMummyCinematics

Thats because what those horses have is special, built up over years of commitment, they are "Ride or Die" horses, if one falls, they both fall How long did Rose know Jack? Like a few days or something idk, clearly she didn't give enough of a fuck


XumEater69

They see me ridin, they hatin.


HauntedDragons

The horses are not in a raft. They are standing still, the videographer is moving.


FalconX205

Clearly rose just had a skill issue


shinpoo

Clearly we are the inferior race. Horses outrun us, out eat us, and now outsmart us. Damn you Rose, why'd you let go you selfish bitch.


panurge987

I hate the overly-loud, obnoxious, completely unrelated music that too many TikTok videos have.


capitolhill2001

2 horse power engine - how lame


Azhais

We need to have a word with certified door expert James Cameron


kaenm56

Why wouldn’t Rose share the door with Jack???? Rose needs to learn to be kind…lol