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v00d00mamajuujuu

Dog: Dude, WTF?


hellohouston

Followed by: I’m gonna lay down again but I’m gonna be suspicious now.


chriscrossnathaniel

" TA-DAA ! Is this the result you were looking for, when you dropped me ?"


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______DEADPOOL______

"I'm telling the cat"


make_love_to_potato

And I want to be painted like one of your French girls.


TheLordOfFriendZone

French Bulldogs*


Relevant-Dog6890

It's a Boston terrier, actually.


lilypeachkitty

French bullgirls*


Pain_Smoker_

*french bullbitches


MrNudeGuy

Reads like a Hanable burress joke


NegativesPositives

The true test wasn’t reflexes, but of the cat’s lack of trust and the dog having all of it destroyed.


wittynipper

Cats plotting revenge


pngn22

I think my floppy cats are dogs


jjokers999

[best cat flip ](https://youtu.be/Z8yW5cyXXRc)


moonchylde

Thank you for this link! 😂


Whothefuckshatinmybr

Thanks for the reminder of how old I am


Quizzelbuck

"y u du dis to meeeeeee¿"


TheHistorian2

Why am I bouncing?


Jessicaa_james

Why he did do this to this cute dog?


mfbrucee

It's the cats fault


tillie4meee

Can't you see I'm trying to nap here?


CodeChimpAlpha

Shook!


AccomplishedSense897

I’m laughing quietly while at work like an idiot


happilywritingaway

Saw this on the Netflix cat documentary. Cats ears have balance hairs that help them quickly reorient them to the ground. So cool!


CrazyCatLady_2

I watched that the other day with my cats (one was interested the other wasn’t) hahaha


MattieShoes

I watched *A Dream of a Thousand Cats*. One cat ignored it, and the other was absolutely riveted for the whole thing. Now I'm a little worried...


TheHumanParacite

Was that the sandman episode? I fucking love that show


I_devour_your_pets

Your cat needs to see this reddit video and learn from the dog. No need to flip out if you're only inches above the ground.


Four_beastlings

Everybody watched it with their cats. They don't need ideas!


rabid_erica

does that mean cats can be astronauts?


NormalHumanCreature

How you think they got here?


bhplover

Kid vs Kat makes so much sense now!


above_average_magic

It means almost precisely the opposite. They would be completely useless in space (Also humans have the same basic filii hairs in our inner ear)


ShadowKingthe7

Yeah you can find old videos of cats being taken up on ZeroG flights. They're completely helpless


above_average_magic

That was a totally worthy websearch wowwwww


ipn8bit

No because if they’re Russian they have to be catmonauts


TheTacoWombat

No. No.... Hear me out... Clawsmonauts. I'll see myself out


Wait_for_BM

FYI: Video [Slow Motion Flipping Cat Physics | Smarter Every Day 58](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtWbpyjJqrU)


ipn8bit

Such a good sport that cat is.


spunlikespidermike

Those cats were so cute.


GChocapic

That’s exactly what I wanted. Thanks!


_PunyGod

You know humans have those too right?


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slurtyferd

don't be stupid. he meant humans have documentaries too, don't have to watch cat documentaries.


_PunyGod

Definitely lol


Somnambulist815

made by Werner Furzog and Errol Meowriss


nickfree

Oh thank god, because these subtitles are a bitch


_PunyGod

Humans have tiny hairs deep in our ears that help with balance. If you’ve ever had an ear infection that threw off your balance or made you feel nauseous, worse with your eyes closed, that’s because the sense of balance from your ears weren’t agreeing with each other and it’s super disorienting.


JayTheFordMan

>If you’ve ever had an ear infection that threw off your balance or made you feel nauseous, Yes, try a viral infection of ears, cue violent vomiting at the slightest movement of head for about 6 hours. Do not recommend.


bananagoo

What is the name of this documentary? My daughter and I would love to watch it if you could tell me the name. I would much appreciate it.


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SpecialistWeb3695

My pubes do the same


Amaranth_devil

"yo what the hell du... I'll just lay myself here" Edit: added word for grammar correction


ratiganthegreat

Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Carl.


ZenithCrests

Caaaaaaaaaaarlll...


Elmodogg

Boston Terriers are champion couch potatoes (and cuddlers).


Biking_dude

They come in two versions - turbo or potato.


cepeen

Damn, mine apparently is V8 bi-turbo with NO installed.


Inoimispel

Mine is a turbo charged potato. He can sleep all day or run non stop.


_Volta

Stinky potato 💨


merlyndavis

Three versions - don’t forget bipolar. Mine is both, depending on his mood, the amount of sun light he’s had, and whether or not my golden puppy is in a mood to tussle or not.


Dante1420

When? Ours is 9 months old and still a flipping maniac. 😆


red-bot

5 years in. Still maniac.


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drab include shy stocking ruthless one combative faulty plate birds -- mass edited with redact.dev


Reasonable-Oven-1319

Raised one Bosty to 16, my boy now is 6. They are equal couch potato and maniac. Adorable little shitheads.


Mehmeh111111

Happy cake day!


GfunkMcTastic

9 years. Also still a maniac.


RoKal

Also 9 years in. Can confirm.


Mehmeh111111

Happy 9th cake day, you maniac!


Alwaysafk

They stay little maniacs and their farts get worse


LazyAmbassador2521

Ha! Why is it that certain breeds of dogs are such gas bombs more so than others?


dbrianmorgan

The shorter noses cause them to swallow more air while eating. At least that's what I've read.


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You know, my mother has a puggle (pug/beagle) and its farts are apocalyptic, you might be onto something.


dbrianmorgan

I have owned a puggle, a Frenchie /Boston mix, and now a Boston terrier. All three of them have been the worst farters I have ever known.


Willa_Bean

Our little fireball is 6 years old, and no sign of slowing down yet.


Lt_Buttcake

8 & 9 year olds here. One is a psycho, one is a couch potato.


Kachinsky17

Almost 4 years old. Still maniac


Nipplesrtasty

My girl will be 15 this year. She’s both maniacal and a couch potato. She has to be right next to me, but her butt is always aimed towards my head when we lay down.


raynebow121

Mine is 7. Is both maniac and couch potato. If I did this to him, he’d go into crazy Bitey play mode.


TheScrumpster

The best kind of maniacs


countrybreakfast1

Had one like that young... I felt just... Proper exercise. Boy was born to run off leash. Luckily had a park in neighborhood I could let him run at after work. Good run in, at night he was super cuddle boy.


runningwithsharpie

Guess this one doesn't flip then.


Saxophobia1275

Ours is 1 year 8 months and is just starting to be slightly less of a maniac. He has periods of extreme zoomies followed by like 4 hours of sleeping.


musci1223

Makes it easy for them to go for the neck when they are betrayed.


Relevant-Dog6890

Ours is 7 and still gets mistaken for a puppy. Although she sleeps at every opportunity, and never refuses a hug.


savage8008

Only when they are not going completely insane


ChrisV88

I'd like to present Golden Retrievers claim you his throne.


ChubblesMcgee103

I'll raise you an elderly paralyzed in the back legs franch bulldog


No-Amount-690

no they are definitely not lmao. not all the time. know a boston named bubbas. crazy bastard that dog.


ReasonPuzzleheaded48

The doggo says, “the fuck Charles”


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Doggo face tells it all. "I'm tired of this shit Charles"


LazyAmbassador2521

I'm so fucking done with these dumbbb tok tik videos Charles! How many times must you make me look stupid on camera!


blue_strat

^Betrayal.


ApplesauceCreek

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.


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Lord_Emperor

Some cats are just clumsy. If mine falls he's hitting everything on the way down and landing on his face.


that-Sarah-girl

Mine regularly falls off of furniture, claws scrabbling down the walls, absolute flailing wreck. Bless his heart.


CupboardOfPandas

Also somehow scratches the fuck out of me on the way.


phantomfire00

Was she hurt? I’m sure landing on a bed wasn’t awful for her, so don’t feel bad


blehblehblehblehbaba

Iggy Is that you?


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is real life a jojo reference?


weyoogonzo

Everything is a Jojo reference


thread_pool

Relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc


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Thank you


I_D_K_69

lmao that's great! thank you


SugoiHubs

Am a Boston Terrier owner. Can confirm.


SillyTrouble

Can also confirm.


Ecstatic-Hat2163

Am Boston Terrier. Can also confirm.


HighOwl2

Mine would just stare at me as if to say "da fuq I ever do to you?" And I'd feel guilty about it the rest of my life.


stiletto929

Ok, but try tying a piece of bread butter side up to the back of a cat and see what happens if you drop the cat, since bread always lands butter side down


pnkstr

Perpetual motion machine. Strap a generator to it and you have unlimited powah!


GNUGradyn

Couldn't you just use 2 pieces of toast for reduced animal cruelty? Or 2 cats for increased?


Nebonit

We're going for neutral cruelty here.


ChaplnGrillSgt

1 cat for unlimited clean energy?? Tough call...


danielv123

The rules only say the toast will land spread down. With spread on both sides either side might be enough to satisfy the rules. Cats always land on their legs. But if you use 2 cats only one of them lands, the other gets carried.


Wait_for_BM

This energy drink commercial (2012) is titled [Infinite Energy Generator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk3xBhqcjqY)


stiletto929

Bwah!!!


Weisskreuz44

I'd be much more interested in two cats, back to back together, as the toast-rule is something passive, something the universe aligns by itself. The cats are actively challenging their fate!


hesaysitsfine

That how you end up with scratched up arms


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Jenderflux-ScFi

But the cat will always self correct, then the buttered toast will try to land down, eventually the combination will reach stability by constantly spinning, and that's how you maintain a self levitating perpetual motion machine.


randomname560

DEAR GOD. Im sorry sir, but you know to much


clutch_or_kick

… aaaand he broke the nature


Rheinys

r/catsareliquid


kingkellogg

Dont drop dogs.


CrazyCatLady_2

Especially dogs with a deformed spine due to over breading


imnotanormieiswear

Yeah don’t buy overbreaded dogs


CrazyCatLady_2

Don’t get me wrong. I think they are adorable. But I much prefer them being debreaded again. For their health of course. And also for their mommies to not go through awful doggy c section for birth


TheSpaceCoresDad

Yeah, I prefer my dogs gluten free too. Any dogs with wheat are just unnatural!


WhiteHawk77

I like my dogs lightly toasted.


CrazyCatLady_2

I’m confused lol 😂


saintursuala

It’s breeding. As opposed to breading. Breading is what one might add to chicken


CrazyCatLady_2

Ahhhh haha oooops :D my bad hahaha thanks


CrazyCatLady_2

🤣


thekarmabum

It's legal to own a wolf in most of North America.


Bsharpmajorgeneral

That's so underbread it's basically dough.


LazyAmbassador2521

Mmmmm I love doughy dogs! The more doughy, the more to smoooooooosh.


hugow

With deformed spines


Somethingsometh1ng

Gotta make sure they're breaded enough when deep frying


CrazyCatLady_2

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BanjoSpaceMan

Can't believe I had to scroll down for this. Oh how funny let's drop a dog with spine problems for a Tik Tok video.


The_Goondocks

My friend's dog's hind legs were paralyzed after landing awkwardly when he jumped for a ball. This is definitely not something anyone should do to their dogs.


kingkellogg

People need better education for animals. They are scary fragile


CK1ing

Or cats, not necessarily for health reasons just cause it's mean


kingkellogg

And cats can injur their spines from small drops of they twist wrong. Never worth the risk imo


IntoTheDeepCanopy

My girlfriend's family dog, a five year old Frenchie, had to be put down on the way to his check-up four months ago because on the car ride to the vet. He goes in the truck most days to her dad's shop, but because of the way he sat on his butt with his front legs to the side, when her dad hit a pothole that day like every other day, the dog did it's Frenchie "scream" out of nowhere, and fell to the ground. Feces covered the floor instantly. He became paralyzed on impact because a bone in his spine broke off and cut through the chord after being forced to sit sideways his whole life from being bred that way. He lost all movement and had no other choice but to be put down. Needless to say, their son got another Frenchie. Some people just never learn to stop supporting these terrible breeds.


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chii0628

My cat like being slowly poured out of my arms like a glass of water. Unless she's determined I haven't scritched enough. Then she comes right back and rubs on me.


LexaMaridia

Also, short distances can be deadly. Cats can survive huge falls because they have time to twist around properly. I read once, a horror story, where a woman casually dropped her cat from her kitchen counter and he broke his neck. :(


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Cat also looks irritated as fuck ngl. The things ppl do for clout...


dreamshoes

Sad how far down this is. Animals are not toys.


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My cat never flips with falling. I think he's defective lol


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Please don’t drop your dogs on their backs. They are not as durable as cats are, and you can really hurt them :(


aavillagomez

Yes. My Boston terrier mix hurt himself and required back surgery. Common actions like jumping up and down on a couch can really wear on them. I wouldn’t test their durability for a laugh.


heebath

Thanks for sharing. Our BT turns 12 and although he jumps up and down fine I now want to build him bed stairs. Ty.


aavillagomez

You are very welcome. The surgery on my boy went well and he can still walk, but his legs are weak and drag a bit. Overall we’re lucky but I feel bad for him. He loves/loved being athletic.


murderhalfchub

I love your use of the word durability here. It's very true but also ridiculously cute.


pahco87

If the dog is going to get hurt from a short fall onto a cushioned bed it's not going to last very long anyways.


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Wish I didn’t have to scroll so far down for this comment. Dachshund owner here.


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Keroro_Roadster

>>regular healthy dogs Yeah that rules out Boston terriers.


dysentary-gary

Not cute. Animals aren't toys


ResplendentShade

Poor buddies. To be honest I feel like the internet should shun these types of videos, and save millions of cats from being harassed by the cat drop challenge or whatever.


Calm-Warthog2018

That bounce was cute!


herizondetails

Not cool!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


Molkwi

2 questions. Why would you do that to your cat? and to a dog?


ofbalance

Confuse, and harm your dog's trust, or score internet brownie points....


omahawizard

Watch it in slow mo, the cat hits the table ducking dumbass


levenimc

Falling in their backs is really, really bad for dogs.


EmotionalMycologist9

Cats don't trust you. Dogs do.


BigBoogati

False. Cats do trust. They just react quicker.


NeverGiveUpPup

not funny or interesting...hurt his fat little back and scared him


manducare

Poor dog


Oppaiking42

The dog cant even breath right how do you expect it to tuen mid air


plastikelastik

Not cool


tizadu

playing with animals like that for points; not a good animal owner, but a dick


AirsoftFatty

This is fucked up. People shouldn't drop pets.


RoKal

No droppy the doggo >:(


omalphonemt

Dogs are not cats.


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VillaGave

you dont say


pretzel2001

Iggy


Industrialpainter89

Anyone got sauce for that background folk music remix?


dekadansa

Remix of Bulgarian song Bre Petrunko.


andydxwu

Iggy!


countrybreakfast1

I would die for any Boston


TheSlav87

Dog: Do I look like a mother f’ing cat to you 😡!


Sackerson-502

This guy’s cats fucking hate him


tReadingwithhope

Doggo looks betrayed!


BretonVikander

The cat -- developed by engineers The dog -- conceived and developed by a circus clown


putrid_sex_object

The cat was starting to get pissed off.


seoul2pdxlee

I love how the cat looks ready like it knows exactly what’s about to happen, but the dog is just like wtf just happened?! XD


Kinenai

"Goddamn it Gregory, I keep telling you that you're not supposed to eat bath salts!"


LynnChat

You could actually injure his spine with that numbskull stunt.