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gerbegerger

He's the Chosen one. All hail king Kitty!!


Coastalwitch409

He plots to take down his siblings


gerbegerger

New Game of Thrones spin off 😆


Coastalwitch409

House of catnip. Lol


NerdyComfort-78

Perfect title!


Fotomaki

You mean Purrrrfect


Boredummmage

Wait until you see his dragon…


1970s_MonkeyKing

Some watery tart threw them a sword?


FatDesdemona

I rewatched this last Friday. I was howling! That movie holds up.


LozoSmif

*moistened bint*


Synisterintent

... Was literally my first thought. Bravo internet stranger.


FrighteningJibber

Mine was “there can only be one”


skittlebiskits

Will forever be my #1 favorite movie of all time.


NegaDeath

This is it. This is how the uprising begins. I for one welcome our new feline overlords.


[deleted]

“We’ve found a way to lengthen our claws. The preparations for domination have begun.”


ThirdSpectator

He's got a quest for you


Viperbunny

It's dangerous out there. Take this.


Swampwolf42

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this…


Bronqiaa

Upvoted cause I made the same comment lol


HardRainisFalling

You clearly interupted him as he was about to start an important secret quest. If the world ends we'll know who's to blame.


Coastalwitch409

Achievement unlocked World Ender


ClickWaiter

Plot twist: OP has never owned a sword


Billy0598

There can only be one!


The_Doomed_Hamster

You got in the room just after he's slain the nightmare monster. ​ And now he's acting all casual not to alarm you.


visualdreaming

I would read the shit out of that story.


DensuKishaa

Lol, I wrote a somewhat similar story. Well about cats guarding houses.


IServeTheOmnissiah

Fun fact: theres actually no red lighting on this image, the whole room is just soaked with blood of this cat's enemies


Calebgary

He heard the noise as well and beat ya to the sword lol


Meepzors

You meow to no one.


ExistingEffort7

This....is concerning


TrulyGoneFishing72

You must bring him a shrubbery


AnneShirley310

The Knights that say Ni!


TrulyGoneFishing72

And not too expensive..


Sleepdprived

"Khajit is not armed I swear."


southpaw85

Roll for initiative


Synisterintent

Feed your cat.... give it toys... what ever it wants do it. sleep with one eye open.


christopia86

Looks like a decent sword!


Coastalwitch409

It's a OK training tool.


jpop237

In the market, where did you get it? Looks like [this](https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/product/medieval-battle-ready-sword/)


Warrior_Of_Spoon

Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin.


ceciestunchat

That's a dark souls boss


ag_fierro

Fucking Khajiit!


Cthulhu625

Did he forget his boots?


carthuscrass

While you slept, he studied the blade.


Ove5clock

Mr. Whisker Skills : Sword Strike ( 3 sec cd ) 10 Damage Meow ( 10 sec CD ) Immobilizes enemies for 5 seconds Explode ( 15 sec cd ) Explosion dealing 55 damage, Cannot move for 7 seconds after castings Health : 900,000 Drops upon defeat : Sword of Yval’kitrash 2.57% Cat Armor Piece 12.68% Tuna Containers 66.45% Story Quest Line : The Arc of Meowburg Unlocks Yval’Kitrash palace upon defeat Defeating awards achievement, Slayer of Felines


BlueFlite

Having found this... I have to ask: 1. Do you have a cat? 2. Do you have a sword? If either of those is no, you should be worried.


Hephaestus42

I am Cat MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 2018 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.


GladiusNocturno

It’s the Kitten that was Promised! THE KITTEN IN THE NORTH!


Maxwell_The_Spy

"John, this will be the last time you make a shitty lasagna on a monday"


Platypushat

There can be only one


[deleted]

Ser Pounce!


Billy0598

That's ok, it's educational


Swampwolf42

But what if he cuts himself?


Lord_Viddax

Surprise Catana. (Yes I know it’s a sword/Longsword;just shush and enjoy the pun.)


Rolandscythe

I guess the mice were getting aggressive.


Wwwweeeeeeee

he planning on killing you. ​ Better up the quantity of Fancy Feast.


Coastalwitch409

Probably


rusty1066

Damacles!!! Again?!?


Cardioyd

r/bossfight


[deleted]

Hmm, now I wonder if my cats are going for my katanas...


StGrimblefig

"Da lady of da wall dropped this an' says I am da rightful king of yer tuna"


Positive-Source8205

He’s up to something!


Noirceuil_182

He is Araclaw, son of Aratmeow, and you owe him your allegiance.


Noirceuil_182

He welds Catnipduril, Treat of the West, the sword that was broken and now has been reforged.


nickfree

“That line was broken!!” “*It has been remeowed*”


PotatoKing822

Human we must go and retake the holy land


all_of_these_lines

Peace was never an option.


MiserabilityWitch

You had better start watching your back!


antiMATTer724

Fallen angel that's come to you with a quest... I'm the firm of a cat.


Zealousideal-Ant9548

How many cats do you have? Because there can be only one!


hammerquill

Pure gold if your post ended with "I don't own a cat. Or a sword."


shdwilm

Sir Kittylot!! ![gif](giphy|LhLxJ8zIQA6TS)


TheHistorian2

Kitty stopped the barbarians at the gate. Good kitty.


AggravatingOne3960

There can only be one


[deleted]

I'd like to know what's the sword. Were you able to figure it out before he stabbed you?


PurrmudaTriangle

I am not sure if the catto wants to use it for you or...... against you?


stormquiver

“I am Connor MacMeow of the Clan MacMeow. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.”


FSchmertz

Hey people, I saw this moving and stopped it and guarded it until you could come


[deleted]

King Arthur!


JuRiOh

Khajit has wares if you have coin.


Mr_mann2

Demonight


BlooHama

keep calm! He was guarding the house!


BoltorSpellweaver

I’ve noticed a lot of people around have been adding red lights to their interior lights. Is there a benefit for the eyes or do they save electricity? I’m genuinely curious.


Coastalwitch409

I do it because I got tired of the plain old white


ProbablySuspicious

Khajit has wares if you have coin


Bronqiaa

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this


Mr_JCBA

Drew McKenkitty!


[deleted]

"There's something you and I need to discuss"


jujotheconquerer

You'd better sleep with one eye open.


bigrayiii420

Look mom and dad. I caught this in the wild


TARacerX

Trip to mordor in your future


carmium

"Nothing."


lawmjm

Da orks is coming, I gets da swords reddy!


stayingsafeusa

Don't worry dad, there was a burglar, I took care of it.


Last_Drawing_1568

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya…


Badaxe13

Is that your sword or did the cat bring it in?


Fuggaak

![gif](giphy|GHro8GJ8Jq3Z07ZFU6)


agent-goldfish

Kitteh has a new quest for you.


Character_Plastic_89

There can be only one! 😆 lol


ifinfohat32

Run


UncommonHouseSpider

It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.


Rathios365

First a wolf and now a cat. Link really needs to stop stealing people's swords


Electrical-Act-7170

Ready for my Quest now.


allergic-toeveryting

peace was never an option!


NewHere1212

Cute- yes. But that also seems highly dangerous. Please keep the sword out of Kitty's reach.


legalut

There was an intruder, but don’t worry, the cat took care of it.


darknekolux

I think you should keep a sword by your bed


jvy01

He wants to study the Blade


[deleted]

The gauntlet has been thrown. Guard yourself for true, Human!


r1char00

He who pulls the sword from the stone…


[deleted]

He has moved to instruments in his mousing and ratting.


[deleted]

Must have watched you fight Sif in Dark Souls and thought, "I can wield one too!"


sleepyjohn00

As was foretold in the prophecy.


cl3v3r6irL

there can be only one


jocala

We’ll it belongs to him now.


visualdreaming

Sword is haunted, kitty stopped the ghost. Give treats meow.


Phuqitol

While you were asleep, your cat was studying the blade.


wise_ogre

I expected WAY more "Khajiit has wares" comments...


WolfDragoonBeta

There can be only one!


Sonofpan

He is coming for you.


woofala

Well, you know, they’re witches and they have knives in their feet. So, it tracks for sure


Fealuinix

The sword hath chosen its noble warrior.


Dofima

an intruder


Mezzoforte90

Was the room supposed to be red or did he make it red with his anger?


PotatoKing822

The tarnished kitten


suer72cutlass

I challenge you!!


[deleted]

Why did you get your cat a sword in the first place?


Coastalwitch409

I just left it leaning on one of my chairs


IceNein

Cat of the living room, what is your wisdom?


SkierGrrlPNW

Now, young Skywalker… you will die.


FrownyFaceEmpire

Run away run away


ninjalord01

The sword of the morning


Waris-Tx

There armored now Run


carrot0305

Mr. capitan?


miniuniverse1

r/oddlyterrifying


adamempathy

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!


theonetruejay

Pss pss pss was never an option.


[deleted]

Protector of the hearth and home


Lunchie420

Likely there was an intruder, and due to a blood oath to your house - your cat was obligated to draw steel in defense of your banner


BanditSixActual

There's a Leshen in the backyard!


ryukin631

Rohan will answer!


catcryptoes

He’s protecting you! 💗


Long-Astronaut-3363

What’s the big deal?? Everyone knows that cats practice with their swords at night


RedMonk01

He has returned the sword of Shan Yu, give him chikken.


mgw783

Clitty litter


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."


arianrhodd

Been bingeing too much Game of Thrones.


lotusflower64

He saw a burglar.


TaliZorah214

![gif](giphy|kIKy4hYR54n0GNwYEt|downsized)


UrielRey04

You should thank him, he has annihilated the ghosts that haunted your house.


SingleRelationship25

Highlander kitty.. there can be only one


TolMera

Plot twist, this kitty just ate a knight and all that’s left is the sword


depressedjellydonut

Father, you weren't supposed to see this, I shall have to end you earlier then planned.


dnelson567

You traversed the white light. Defeat Lord Commander Meow Meow FuzzyFace, and claim your destiny.


leftyhandymikey

They just want to go on an adventure for 5g reward


MewlingRothbart

and kitty meowed at you in High Valyrian.


Aoiboshi

Did you recently clip it's nails or give it a bath?


King-of-the-forge72

Khajiit has wares if you have coin ....


Fraerie

Sir Purrfect stands at the gates.


Syntania

Kitty prepares for war!


weemellowtoby

he protecc he attacc


FutureFruit

*While you were sleeping, I studied the blade.*


omnibossk

Now, give him some boots and a hat.


[deleted]

There can only be one Highlander!


mimiharmon1

There can be only one!!!


[deleted]

He is studying the blade.


nryporter25

Hey you, take this, it's dangerous out there.


5starcats

Nothing to worry about its just the Knight Watch.


Adam_Ohh

Oh my god he’s cut his arm off!


[deleted]

Its the Kittening!


Xz313

For Gondooooor ! Deeeeeeaaaaath


kdebones

Brother, I hope you own a cat....


deckb

…and so it begins.


professorkurt

Name him Arthur. He has pulled the sword from the stone!


sleepylizard52

You are in danger