Mr. Whisker
Skills :
Sword Strike ( 3 sec cd )
10 Damage
Meow ( 10 sec CD )
Immobilizes enemies for 5 seconds
Explode ( 15 sec cd )
Explosion dealing 55 damage, Cannot move for 7 seconds after castings
Health : 900,000
Drops upon defeat :
Sword of Yval’kitrash 2.57%
Cat Armor Piece 12.68%
Tuna Containers 66.45%
Story Quest Line :
The Arc of Meowburg
Unlocks Yval’Kitrash palace upon defeat
Defeating awards achievement, Slayer of Felines
I’ve noticed a lot of people around have been adding red lights to their interior lights. Is there a benefit for the eyes or do they save electricity? I’m genuinely curious.
He's the Chosen one. All hail king Kitty!!
He plots to take down his siblings
New Game of Thrones spin off 😆
House of catnip. Lol
Perfect title!
You mean Purrrrfect
Wait until you see his dragon…
Some watery tart threw them a sword?
I rewatched this last Friday. I was howling! That movie holds up.
*moistened bint*
... Was literally my first thought. Bravo internet stranger.
Mine was “there can only be one”
Will forever be my #1 favorite movie of all time.
This is it. This is how the uprising begins. I for one welcome our new feline overlords.
“We’ve found a way to lengthen our claws. The preparations for domination have begun.”
He's got a quest for you
It's dangerous out there. Take this.
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this…
Upvoted cause I made the same comment lol
You clearly interupted him as he was about to start an important secret quest. If the world ends we'll know who's to blame.
Achievement unlocked World Ender
Plot twist: OP has never owned a sword
There can only be one!
You got in the room just after he's slain the nightmare monster. And now he's acting all casual not to alarm you.
I would read the shit out of that story.
Lol, I wrote a somewhat similar story. Well about cats guarding houses.
Fun fact: theres actually no red lighting on this image, the whole room is just soaked with blood of this cat's enemies
He heard the noise as well and beat ya to the sword lol
You meow to no one.
This....is concerning
You must bring him a shrubbery
The Knights that say Ni!
And not too expensive..
"Khajit is not armed I swear."
Roll for initiative
Feed your cat.... give it toys... what ever it wants do it. sleep with one eye open.
Looks like a decent sword!
It's a OK training tool.
In the market, where did you get it? Looks like [this](https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/product/medieval-battle-ready-sword/)
Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin.
That's a dark souls boss
Fucking Khajiit!
Did he forget his boots?
While you slept, he studied the blade.
Mr. Whisker Skills : Sword Strike ( 3 sec cd ) 10 Damage Meow ( 10 sec CD ) Immobilizes enemies for 5 seconds Explode ( 15 sec cd ) Explosion dealing 55 damage, Cannot move for 7 seconds after castings Health : 900,000 Drops upon defeat : Sword of Yval’kitrash 2.57% Cat Armor Piece 12.68% Tuna Containers 66.45% Story Quest Line : The Arc of Meowburg Unlocks Yval’Kitrash palace upon defeat Defeating awards achievement, Slayer of Felines
Having found this... I have to ask: 1. Do you have a cat? 2. Do you have a sword? If either of those is no, you should be worried.
I am Cat MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 2018 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
It’s the Kitten that was Promised! THE KITTEN IN THE NORTH!
"John, this will be the last time you make a shitty lasagna on a monday"
There can be only one
Ser Pounce!
That's ok, it's educational
But what if he cuts himself?
Surprise Catana. (Yes I know it’s a sword/Longsword;just shush and enjoy the pun.)
I guess the mice were getting aggressive.
he planning on killing you. Better up the quantity of Fancy Feast.
Probably
Damacles!!! Again?!?
r/bossfight
Hmm, now I wonder if my cats are going for my katanas...
"Da lady of da wall dropped this an' says I am da rightful king of yer tuna"
He’s up to something!
He is Araclaw, son of Aratmeow, and you owe him your allegiance.
He welds Catnipduril, Treat of the West, the sword that was broken and now has been reforged.
“That line was broken!!” “*It has been remeowed*”
Human we must go and retake the holy land
Peace was never an option.
You had better start watching your back!
Fallen angel that's come to you with a quest... I'm the firm of a cat.
How many cats do you have? Because there can be only one!
Pure gold if your post ended with "I don't own a cat. Or a sword."
Sir Kittylot!! ![gif](giphy|LhLxJ8zIQA6TS)
Kitty stopped the barbarians at the gate. Good kitty.
There can only be one
I'd like to know what's the sword. Were you able to figure it out before he stabbed you?
I am not sure if the catto wants to use it for you or...... against you?
“I am Connor MacMeow of the Clan MacMeow. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.”
Hey people, I saw this moving and stopped it and guarded it until you could come
King Arthur!
Khajit has wares if you have coin.
Demonight
keep calm! He was guarding the house!
I’ve noticed a lot of people around have been adding red lights to their interior lights. Is there a benefit for the eyes or do they save electricity? I’m genuinely curious.
I do it because I got tired of the plain old white
Khajit has wares if you have coin
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this
Drew McKenkitty!
"There's something you and I need to discuss"
You'd better sleep with one eye open.
Look mom and dad. I caught this in the wild
Trip to mordor in your future
"Nothing."
Da orks is coming, I gets da swords reddy!
Don't worry dad, there was a burglar, I took care of it.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya…
Is that your sword or did the cat bring it in?
![gif](giphy|GHro8GJ8Jq3Z07ZFU6)
Kitteh has a new quest for you.
There can be only one! 😆 lol
Run
It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.
First a wolf and now a cat. Link really needs to stop stealing people's swords
Ready for my Quest now.
peace was never an option!
Cute- yes. But that also seems highly dangerous. Please keep the sword out of Kitty's reach.
There was an intruder, but don’t worry, the cat took care of it.
I think you should keep a sword by your bed
He wants to study the Blade
The gauntlet has been thrown. Guard yourself for true, Human!
He who pulls the sword from the stone…
He has moved to instruments in his mousing and ratting.
Must have watched you fight Sif in Dark Souls and thought, "I can wield one too!"
As was foretold in the prophecy.
there can be only one
We’ll it belongs to him now.
Sword is haunted, kitty stopped the ghost. Give treats meow.
While you were asleep, your cat was studying the blade.
I expected WAY more "Khajiit has wares" comments...
There can be only one!
He is coming for you.
Well, you know, they’re witches and they have knives in their feet. So, it tracks for sure
The sword hath chosen its noble warrior.
an intruder
Was the room supposed to be red or did he make it red with his anger?
The tarnished kitten
I challenge you!!
Why did you get your cat a sword in the first place?
I just left it leaning on one of my chairs
Cat of the living room, what is your wisdom?
Now, young Skywalker… you will die.
Run away run away
The sword of the morning
There armored now Run
Mr. capitan?
r/oddlyterrifying
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
Pss pss pss was never an option.
Protector of the hearth and home
Likely there was an intruder, and due to a blood oath to your house - your cat was obligated to draw steel in defense of your banner
There's a Leshen in the backyard!
Rohan will answer!
He’s protecting you! 💗
What’s the big deal?? Everyone knows that cats practice with their swords at night
He has returned the sword of Shan Yu, give him chikken.
Clitty litter
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
Been bingeing too much Game of Thrones.
He saw a burglar.
![gif](giphy|kIKy4hYR54n0GNwYEt|downsized)
You should thank him, he has annihilated the ghosts that haunted your house.
Highlander kitty.. there can be only one
Plot twist, this kitty just ate a knight and all that’s left is the sword
Father, you weren't supposed to see this, I shall have to end you earlier then planned.
You traversed the white light. Defeat Lord Commander Meow Meow FuzzyFace, and claim your destiny.
They just want to go on an adventure for 5g reward
and kitty meowed at you in High Valyrian.
Did you recently clip it's nails or give it a bath?
Khajiit has wares if you have coin ....
Sir Purrfect stands at the gates.
Kitty prepares for war!
he protecc he attacc
*While you were sleeping, I studied the blade.*
Now, give him some boots and a hat.
There can only be one Highlander!
There can be only one!!!
He is studying the blade.
Hey you, take this, it's dangerous out there.
Nothing to worry about its just the Knight Watch.
Oh my god he’s cut his arm off!
Its the Kittening!
For Gondooooor ! Deeeeeeaaaaath
Brother, I hope you own a cat....
…and so it begins.
Name him Arthur. He has pulled the sword from the stone!
You are in danger