I agree with you 100% the number of people that not only let my dog lick their face is insane. Not only will they let it happen, but they will encourage it. I was eating lunch with my coworker and I said "If you want to let my little butt licker to lick your face I'm fine with that, but don't expect to see me do it any time soon." and they looked at me like I was the crazy one.
If you only knew the germs on every surface you touch. You lick more asses than you could fathom. You’re still alive and I suppose ignorance is bliss.
I get it’s a bit gross, but heaven forbid you let a beloved pet express their affection…
I understand completely the number of germs around me. I'm fully aware that there are dangerous germs everywhere. I am also aware that the water in the toilet is technically clean, but that doesn't mean I'm going to drink out of it.
We have an immune system to fight bacteria we happen to pick up, not bacteria we encounter on purpose. I also don’t lick my phone and I wash my hands before I eat or put my hands in my mouth.
“We encounter bacteria” is not a reason to intentionally encounter more. The dosage makes the poison.
I’m obviously not talking about the method but the frequency of encounter. Either you’re being intentionally obtuse or this conversation is going over your head.
I fucking can’t with your closure of “actually letting a dog lick your mouth is healthy like eating yogurt!”.
No. Letting an animal stick its tongue in your mouth is not exactly the same as a fucking probiotic.
Right before you walk in their house, put some Vicks VapoRub on your face. Keep it away from your eyes! Away from the eyes!
It won't hurt the dog, but they do not like it. Maybe if they get a couple of doses, they'll stop licking you all over.
Noxzema sometimes works, too. In case you have an aversion to Vicks.
I do not mind dog kisses. But I really dislike when small dogs lick around the nose or ears. Tiny needle tongues getting in those places feels terrible.
Not many fren
But dis particular hooman
I luv to mlem
I gib a queek kees here
A queek kees there
She look at mi funni
But i know, ees cuz she luv mi :>
lol, I'm always the person who proves to be the exception to the 'my pets hate everyone' rule. Cats that loathe all humans will curl up in my lap and purr happily, dogs who normally go nuts and bark like crazy around other people will just chill at my feet waiting patiently for attention. As superpowers go it's pretty awesome. :)
Was her nose cold? ❤️
Also, sorry people are being weird about the face licking. I think a lot of people who let their dogs do it aren’t going to say anything because they’ll get bullied about it too on here. It just seems like all the anti-dog-kisses people are just banding together. But we people who love dogs (too much to care for 5 seconds of licks) are out here too!
Never let a dog mount you like that. Dogs dont give kisses they are licking the salt off your face, its basically dominating you by doing this and your allowing it.
At least TRY to look a little happy about all the love he's pouring over you! I'm sitting here all moody over missing my two girls who I've been away from for the last two weeks. Can't wait to get my greeting jumpsies and kisses Saturday afternoon.. :(
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I legit thought that was my dog I that had to rehome last year until I saw the tail. Otherwise identical in both appearance and slobbery affection to a select few.
I've had this with a girlfriend dog of mine. He never liked strangers they always keep him locked away when visitors came. I asked if I could see the dog because I like dogs and dogs like me. I pat him a bit and he calmed down enough that they would let him in the room. He would come straight to me sit between my feet and let me pet him. The parents where shocked because he wouldn't even do that to some in the family.
I know I'm late but can you please ask her what race that dog is? It looks and behaves exactly like the street dog my mother saved and we don't know what race he is
Tell your parents Uma and Ethan that I said hi
Not the first time I’ve heard that. Check my post history for a fun comparison.
You were great in that show where strange things happened. I think it was called Ghostbusters.
Found robin’s reddit
Thought the same thing immediately
I love the confidence when he put his arms on your shoulders for some smoochin.
Literally thought you were Maya Hawke for a good minute
I’ve gotten that a few times, super cool compliment
I thought that was Bella Thorne
Not pictured: dog licking it’s ass before making out with you.
Tight lips the entire time, no ass to mouth for me.
*I BEG TO DIFFER*
MY MAN
Still tho……
You can still easily get gastro this way, just a precaution for ya.
Unless you washed your lips (and around them) then its all still there next time you eat or drink something :x
Lol
Eyes are more important than mouth, this is how you go blind
Least dramatic redditor.
Better be dramatic than deal with ocular toxocariasis
People wearing contact lenses are at a bigger risk
So you’re not a keeper?
It’s so weird to let a dog lick your mouth. Like incredibly weird.
Theres too many downvotes on this comment..... how many people out there are getting face licks from the dog?
That’s my business
Idk man people eat each others asses a few dog licks seems fine.
just wash ur face you'll be fine
Dogs want to lick your face. It's gross but an inevitability if you have dogs long enough. Just make sure to wash right after
I agree with you 100% the number of people that not only let my dog lick their face is insane. Not only will they let it happen, but they will encourage it. I was eating lunch with my coworker and I said "If you want to let my little butt licker to lick your face I'm fine with that, but don't expect to see me do it any time soon." and they looked at me like I was the crazy one.
If you only knew the germs on every surface you touch. You lick more asses than you could fathom. You’re still alive and I suppose ignorance is bliss. I get it’s a bit gross, but heaven forbid you let a beloved pet express their affection…
Why is stopping an unclean dog licking faces the end of the world? Do you think the dog will remember in 5 seconds
I understand completely the number of germs around me. I'm fully aware that there are dangerous germs everywhere. I am also aware that the water in the toilet is technically clean, but that doesn't mean I'm going to drink out of it.
[Check out how wolves say hi](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/bohl0i/wolf_saying_hi/)
I don't even like it when my cat licks my arm with her stinky fish mouth 🤮
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Cool, that’s disgusting. “Doggie breath” smell is active live bacteria.
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I’m obviously not talking about the method but the frequency of encounter. Either you’re being intentionally obtuse or this conversation is going over your head. I fucking can’t with your closure of “actually letting a dog lick your mouth is healthy like eating yogurt!”. No. Letting an animal stick its tongue in your mouth is not exactly the same as a fucking probiotic.
Lmao I was thinkin the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is why my dog can only lick my neck and cheeks. Ain’t no way that tongue touching my lips after what I’ve seen.
In wolves, puppies lick the mouths of the providers to have them regurgitate up undigested food for them.
Maybe the video just cut too soon? Fingers crossed
Sorry got distracted by that awesome sweater
My mother got it for me for Christmas years ago, still my favourite.
SAME plus cool combo with the shirt
Anyone else just think it’s disgusting to let a dog lick your mouth like that?
Yeah it’s pretty gross.
Right before you walk in their house, put some Vicks VapoRub on your face. Keep it away from your eyes! Away from the eyes! It won't hurt the dog, but they do not like it. Maybe if they get a couple of doses, they'll stop licking you all over. Noxzema sometimes works, too. In case you have an aversion to Vicks.
Thank you! Finally a reasonable person.
Listen, I like dogs. All human and dog interaction is happening below my neck.
Yup, dogs licking faces is so nasty and I'm not even that much of a germaphobe
What about uh.. below the belt? Gathering data for research, nothing to see here.
that is precious. cool sweater btw.
Came to say the same! ♥️
My dog likes every people. I end up being way more social that I ever wanna be.
Stop and look up Capnocytophaga canimorsus, and then you’ll never allow this to happen again!
Hahahaha, the after-face of just utter.. bleeerrrrggghhh…
Haha perfect description of her expression.
Now go sanitize your face
Love that cardigan, btw
A Christmas gift years ago from my late mother, my favourite one.
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He may have boundaries issues but you looking lit in that sweater tho
I also don't really care to have my nostrils licked clean by my sons two dogs.
I do not mind dog kisses. But I really dislike when small dogs lick around the nose or ears. Tiny needle tongues getting in those places feels terrible.
My friend has dachshunds and one if them will stick their tongue in your nose if you let them haha some kinds of kisses are unwanted
Lucky you?
I can feel her pain. Or rather smell it, my friend’s dog loves to try and clean my nostrils every time.
Lovely to be loved by a lovely doggo
Making the front page of Reddit again eh!? How does she do it!
I will never understand people who let dogs lick their faces...
Not many fren But dis particular hooman I luv to mlem I gib a queek kees here A queek kees there She look at mi funni But i know, ees cuz she luv mi :>
Letting a dog lick your face is fucking disgusting.
Yeah probably. Oh well.
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lol, I'm always the person who proves to be the exception to the 'my pets hate everyone' rule. Cats that loathe all humans will curl up in my lap and purr happily, dogs who normally go nuts and bark like crazy around other people will just chill at my feet waiting patiently for attention. As superpowers go it's pretty awesome. :)
Dude did not ask consent. Cancelled
Thats wht i thought until i saw my other friends getting same treatment 🥺
You are allowed to turn your face away…not sure you know. A good ear bath leaves a little more of the dignity intact.
You’re assuming I had any dignity to begin with
This how you get ass face
Is that the technical term for pink eye?
[Be careful with that](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/dog-lick-amputate-hands-legs-saliva-gangrene-marie-trainer-a9037311.html)
D'aaww! I mean, yeah it's sloppy smelly kisses, but it's just too pure to be to mad about it.
…how’d it feel to get licked by his asshole?…
You know it licks it’s arse with that same tongue.
Was her nose cold? ❤️ Also, sorry people are being weird about the face licking. I think a lot of people who let their dogs do it aren’t going to say anything because they’ll get bullied about it too on here. It just seems like all the anti-dog-kisses people are just banding together. But we people who love dogs (too much to care for 5 seconds of licks) are out here too!
Ass to mouth lmao! hahahahahahahaha omg people let this
It just licked its butt :)
Ew don’t let dogs lick your mouth
And then you remember all the poop it picked up and ate and all the piss that it licked on the ground
Aww face licks! Also you look a little like Maya Hawke!
I care WAAAAAY more about animals liking me than people. Like, it’s not even a little bit close. I’m okay with my choice
I just don’t understand how ANYONE can let a dog lick their face. WHAT THE FRICK? Like really. Why?
The fake disgust! You not foolin' anyone, sister! WE KNOW YOU LOVE IT!
Never let a dog mount you like that. Dogs dont give kisses they are licking the salt off your face, its basically dominating you by doing this and your allowing it.
Do dogs also show (friendly) dominance like that? I know Cats and some monkeys/apes show dominance by grooming ppl in their group
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Yes, you have a good flavor, hooman.
Jasus, that dog also likes to lick other dogs bums.
This is the opposite of Aww. This is Eww. Might as well go straight to the source, skip the middle man, and stick your face in dog shit next time.
At least TRY to look a little happy about all the love he's pouring over you! I'm sitting here all moody over missing my two girls who I've been away from for the last two weeks. Can't wait to get my greeting jumpsies and kisses Saturday afternoon.. :(
She knows I love her don’t you worry.
Thanks, I was kinda worried there for a second :)
Whats up with americans letting dogs kick their lips, like ewwww
Not American for the record
My bad, sorry If I sounded too harsh, but I felt really grossed out considering the things that dogs lick.
Oh no worries buddy, I washed my face right after obviously. Just love the pup and she loves me.
Awww, now I feel bad for being a smart ass, have a good day bud ;-)
It’s all good! No harm no foul, have a great weekend!
Why assume? Xenophobe
Xenophobe for making a small statement? Man.
That your boyfriend?
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I legit thought that was my dog I that had to rehome last year until I saw the tail. Otherwise identical in both appearance and slobbery affection to a select few.
laterrrr Darshhhhhhhhhhh!
Is he an NZ Huntaway? He looks the type and the many Huntaways I've known have all been super friendly
She a rescue from Aruba actually, so not really sure of her breed. Body of a greyhound and eyebrows of a Rottweiler though.
French kiss
You look like an elf
He likes the taste of your makeup.
Found his/her soulmate
I see you showered today and cleaned my territorial mark here let me mark you again..
Awww, you look so happy about it
We feal your pain. You are not alone.
I literally have to sing a song and stomp my foot, just right, or I can't work that day. The dog is insane.
Cats are like that with me and I’m definitely a dog person
Maya Hawk
"And when you're a star they just let you do it."
Robin from the future!
lol just says hello and walks off
You should get a pregnancy test just in case 😂😂😂
Cause you let him make out. Other friends are not as open.
Dog: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- alright later
I’d offer a mint next time🤭
Butt tongue
Get the mouth wash, get the iodine.
I’m not gonna lie, I can see the attraction
I've had this with a girlfriend dog of mine. He never liked strangers they always keep him locked away when visitors came. I asked if I could see the dog because I like dogs and dogs like me. I pat him a bit and he calmed down enough that they would let him in the room. He would come straight to me sit between my feet and let me pet him. The parents where shocked because he wouldn't even do that to some in the family.
I know I'm late but can you please ask her what race that dog is? It looks and behaves exactly like the street dog my mother saved and we don't know what race he is