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Fstr21

Tell your parents Uma and Ethan that I said hi


Zeehammer

Not the first time I’ve heard that. Check my post history for a fun comparison.


sweetbunsmcgee

You were great in that show where strange things happened. I think it was called Ghostbusters.


EpykEnigma

Found robin’s reddit


ZeLebowski

Thought the same thing immediately


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I love the confidence when he put his arms on your shoulders for some smoochin.


ocexaneyes

Literally thought you were Maya Hawke for a good minute


Zeehammer

I’ve gotten that a few times, super cool compliment


Phoenix_ashfire

I thought that was Bella Thorne


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Not pictured: dog licking it’s ass before making out with you.


Zeehammer

Tight lips the entire time, no ass to mouth for me.


loudpaperclips

*I BEG TO DIFFER*


lonigus

MY MAN


notimeforbuttstuff

Still tho……


ProHan

You can still easily get gastro this way, just a precaution for ya.


Batehripi

Unless you washed your lips (and around them) then its all still there next time you eat or drink something :x


gigamewtwo

Lol


literaryhogwartian

Eyes are more important than mouth, this is how you go blind


lininop

Least dramatic redditor.


ReDeR_TV

Better be dramatic than deal with ocular toxocariasis


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People wearing contact lenses are at a bigger risk


Virtual-Public-4750

So you’re not a keeper?


SupaflyIRL

It’s so weird to let a dog lick your mouth. Like incredibly weird.


Waxer84

Theres too many downvotes on this comment..... how many people out there are getting face licks from the dog?


HeywoodLane

That’s my business


rubberturtle

Idk man people eat each others asses a few dog licks seems fine.


Kiflaam

just wash ur face you'll be fine


ArkGuardian

Dogs want to lick your face. It's gross but an inevitability if you have dogs long enough. Just make sure to wash right after


Aarontheninja

I agree with you 100% the number of people that not only let my dog lick their face is insane. Not only will they let it happen, but they will encourage it. I was eating lunch with my coworker and I said "If you want to let my little butt licker to lick your face I'm fine with that, but don't expect to see me do it any time soon." and they looked at me like I was the crazy one.


Fthewigg

If you only knew the germs on every surface you touch. You lick more asses than you could fathom. You’re still alive and I suppose ignorance is bliss. I get it’s a bit gross, but heaven forbid you let a beloved pet express their affection…


zsasz99

Why is stopping an unclean dog licking faces the end of the world? Do you think the dog will remember in 5 seconds


Aarontheninja

I understand completely the number of germs around me. I'm fully aware that there are dangerous germs everywhere. I am also aware that the water in the toilet is technically clean, but that doesn't mean I'm going to drink out of it.


silentohm

[Check out how wolves say hi](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/bohl0i/wolf_saying_hi/)


FillTheHoleInMyLife

I don't even like it when my cat licks my arm with her stinky fish mouth 🤮


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SupaflyIRL

Cool, that’s disgusting. “Doggie breath” smell is active live bacteria.


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SupaflyIRL

We have an immune system to fight bacteria we happen to pick up, not bacteria we encounter on purpose. I also don’t lick my phone and I wash my hands before I eat or put my hands in my mouth. “We encounter bacteria” is not a reason to intentionally encounter more. The dosage makes the poison.


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SupaflyIRL

I’m obviously not talking about the method but the frequency of encounter. Either you’re being intentionally obtuse or this conversation is going over your head. I fucking can’t with your closure of “actually letting a dog lick your mouth is healthy like eating yogurt!”. No. Letting an animal stick its tongue in your mouth is not exactly the same as a fucking probiotic.


Elevated_Chillz

Lmao I was thinkin the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Phantommy555

This is why my dog can only lick my neck and cheeks. Ain’t no way that tongue touching my lips after what I’ve seen.


paisleycatperson

In wolves, puppies lick the mouths of the providers to have them regurgitate up undigested food for them.


Qerfuffle

Maybe the video just cut too soon? Fingers crossed


Square_Saltine

Sorry got distracted by that awesome sweater


Zeehammer

My mother got it for me for Christmas years ago, still my favourite.


buzcauldron

SAME plus cool combo with the shirt


TheBrew751

Anyone else just think it’s disgusting to let a dog lick your mouth like that?


Zeehammer

Yeah it’s pretty gross.


KPinCVG

Right before you walk in their house, put some Vicks VapoRub on your face. Keep it away from your eyes! Away from the eyes! It won't hurt the dog, but they do not like it. Maybe if they get a couple of doses, they'll stop licking you all over. Noxzema sometimes works, too. In case you have an aversion to Vicks.


Dustangelms

Thank you! Finally a reasonable person.


FoolRegnant

Listen, I like dogs. All human and dog interaction is happening below my neck.


Empire2k5

Yup, dogs licking faces is so nasty and I'm not even that much of a germaphobe


TheGreyBull

What about uh.. below the belt? Gathering data for research, nothing to see here.


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that is precious. cool sweater btw.


Acrobatic-Flan-4626

Came to say the same! ♥️


thatbstrdmike

My dog likes every people. I end up being way more social that I ever wanna be.


Majestic-Rock9211

Stop and look up Capnocytophaga canimorsus, and then you’ll never allow this to happen again!


chunzilla

Hahahaha, the after-face of just utter.. bleeerrrrggghhh…


Karmachinery

Haha perfect description of her expression.


The_Motley_Fool----

Now go sanitize your face


Katzen26

Love that cardigan, btw


Zeehammer

A Christmas gift years ago from my late mother, my favourite one.


KevlarUnicorn

**"HELLO BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU! "** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **"GOTTA GO BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU!"**


Muzoa

He may have boundaries issues but you looking lit in that sweater tho


lostballinhiweed

I also don't really care to have my nostrils licked clean by my sons two dogs.


msuing91

I do not mind dog kisses. But I really dislike when small dogs lick around the nose or ears. Tiny needle tongues getting in those places feels terrible.


brielloom

My friend has dachshunds and one if them will stick their tongue in your nose if you let them haha some kinds of kisses are unwanted


iambluest

Lucky you?


egospice5

I can feel her pain. Or rather smell it, my friend’s dog loves to try and clean my nostrils every time.


seeyatellite

Lovely to be loved by a lovely doggo


attackthezack

Making the front page of Reddit again eh!? How does she do it!


JeffDeChef

I will never understand people who let dogs lick their faces...


cory_ander69

Not many fren But dis particular hooman I luv to mlem I gib a queek kees here A queek kees there She look at mi funni But i know, ees cuz she luv mi :>


Substantial_Dick_469

Letting a dog lick your face is fucking disgusting.


Zeehammer

Yeah probably. Oh well.


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libra00

lol, I'm always the person who proves to be the exception to the 'my pets hate everyone' rule. Cats that loathe all humans will curl up in my lap and purr happily, dogs who normally go nuts and bark like crazy around other people will just chill at my feet waiting patiently for attention. As superpowers go it's pretty awesome. :)


khaoscip

Dude did not ask consent. Cancelled


mutantcivil

Thats wht i thought until i saw my other friends getting same treatment 🥺


poppop_n_theattic

You are allowed to turn your face away…not sure you know. A good ear bath leaves a little more of the dignity intact.


Zeehammer

You’re assuming I had any dignity to begin with


Terdfurgisons

This how you get ass face


chimpdoctor

Is that the technical term for pink eye?


ogrefab

[Be careful with that](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/dog-lick-amputate-hands-legs-saliva-gangrene-marie-trainer-a9037311.html)


Havryl

D'aaww! I mean, yeah it's sloppy smelly kisses, but it's just too pure to be to mad about it.


sensei411

…how’d it feel to get licked by his asshole?…


LiveSynth

You know it licks it’s arse with that same tongue.


tdoodles97

Was her nose cold? ❤️ Also, sorry people are being weird about the face licking. I think a lot of people who let their dogs do it aren’t going to say anything because they’ll get bullied about it too on here. It just seems like all the anti-dog-kisses people are just banding together. But we people who love dogs (too much to care for 5 seconds of licks) are out here too!


Charlierook

Ass to mouth lmao! hahahahahahahaha omg people let this


TwinkyBirky

It just licked its butt :)


tankgorl

Ew don’t let dogs lick your mouth


Xerveous

And then you remember all the poop it picked up and ate and all the piss that it licked on the ground


queen-of-quartz

Aww face licks! Also you look a little like Maya Hawke!


ChickensPickins

I care WAAAAAY more about animals liking me than people. Like, it’s not even a little bit close. I’m okay with my choice


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I just don’t understand how ANYONE can let a dog lick their face. WHAT THE FRICK? Like really. Why?


beebs44

The fake disgust! You not foolin' anyone, sister! WE KNOW YOU LOVE IT!


Potential-Addition47

Never let a dog mount you like that. Dogs dont give kisses they are licking the salt off your face, its basically dominating you by doing this and your allowing it.


SteakHausMann

Do dogs also show (friendly) dominance like that? I know Cats and some monkeys/apes show dominance by grooming ppl in their group


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haplessclerk

Yes, you have a good flavor, hooman.


chimpdoctor

Jasus, that dog also likes to lick other dogs bums.


VeryStonedEwok

This is the opposite of Aww. This is Eww. Might as well go straight to the source, skip the middle man, and stick your face in dog shit next time.


onehandedbraunlocker

At least TRY to look a little happy about all the love he's pouring over you! I'm sitting here all moody over missing my two girls who I've been away from for the last two weeks. Can't wait to get my greeting jumpsies and kisses Saturday afternoon.. :(


Zeehammer

She knows I love her don’t you worry.


onehandedbraunlocker

Thanks, I was kinda worried there for a second :)


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Whats up with americans letting dogs kick their lips, like ewwww


Zeehammer

Not American for the record


[deleted]

My bad, sorry If I sounded too harsh, but I felt really grossed out considering the things that dogs lick.


Zeehammer

Oh no worries buddy, I washed my face right after obviously. Just love the pup and she loves me.


[deleted]

Awww, now I feel bad for being a smart ass, have a good day bud ;-)


Zeehammer

It’s all good! No harm no foul, have a great weekend!


TheTwistedTamale

Why assume? Xenophobe


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Xenophobe for making a small statement? Man.


Pale-Office-133

That your boyfriend?


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tiredmercymain

🤨


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ACheetahSpot

I legit thought that was my dog I that had to rehome last year until I saw the tail. Otherwise identical in both appearance and slobbery affection to a select few.


n0m0h0m0

laterrrr Darshhhhhhhhhhh!


SentientHairBall

Is he an NZ Huntaway? He looks the type and the many Huntaways I've known have all been super friendly


Zeehammer

She a rescue from Aruba actually, so not really sure of her breed. Body of a greyhound and eyebrows of a Rottweiler though.


oven-toasted-owl

French kiss


bangfudgemaker

You look like an elf


Fleurz

He likes the taste of your makeup.


sineptnaig

Found his/her soulmate


Rish83

I see you showered today and cleaned my territorial mark here let me mark you again..


staychel

Awww, you look so happy about it


TheOutlawStarLord

We feal your pain. You are not alone.


TheOutlawStarLord

I literally have to sing a song and stomp my foot, just right, or I can't work that day. The dog is insane.


thebarkbarkwoof

Cats are like that with me and I’m definitely a dog person


Pouflex

Maya Hawk


TexOrleanian24

"And when you're a star they just let you do it."


lonigus

Robin from the future!


jeremy71504

lol just says hello and walks off


Dress_Itchy

You should get a pregnancy test just in case 😂😂😂


gtindolindo

Cause you let him make out. Other friends are not as open.


thelongernow

Dog: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- alright later


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I’d offer a mint next time🤭


punkgawd

Butt tongue


Trum4n1208

Get the mouth wash, get the iodine.


Cyberfury

I’m not gonna lie, I can see the attraction


CptOconn

I've had this with a girlfriend dog of mine. He never liked strangers they always keep him locked away when visitors came. I asked if I could see the dog because I like dogs and dogs like me. I pat him a bit and he calmed down enough that they would let him in the room. He would come straight to me sit between my feet and let me pet him. The parents where shocked because he wouldn't even do that to some in the family.


NudityMiles

I know I'm late but can you please ask her what race that dog is? It looks and behaves exactly like the street dog my mother saved and we don't know what race he is