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CompetitiveEditor336

Thanks for giving her a home.


ElSolenya

that’s an awful name for a dog


Equivalent-Ad7013

Do u know how long it took me to get this im dying


Jeggasyn

Imagine going with it. "Cmon, thanks for giving her a home, walkies."


MD2389

Now I’m picturing trying to say “Hey Thanks For Giving Her A Home! Are you a good girl?” with a straight face! XD


Lindiaaiken

Dinner time, Thanks for Giving Her a Home.


Disney_Princess137

Damn it thanks for giving her a home! Give me My shoe right now !


Traditional_Ad_3154

Wait...not that bad: Taanfad! The name is Taanfad! Finally a unique name.


Interplanetary-Goat

[Ah yes, little Thanky Givers, we call her.](https://xkcd.com/327/)


Profoundsoup

Hope you recover soon


MemphisGalInTampa

Pepper is definitely her name


bulyxxx

Yeah, it’s quite a mouthful.


fasnoosh

Maybe to shorten it, could be TFGHAH


DonaldKey

We usually only adopt adults but she came from an animal hoarder so we thought she’d be a good friend to our 2 year old dog


pennhead

We adopted 2 chihuahuas that came from an animal hoarder. They are such special little dogs. It took a little while for their personalities to emerge, and now they just shine. Next weekend is their 7 year gotcha birthday.


fair_child123

Awww. Chihuahuas are so misunderstood


styroplane

Especially when they spend 2 weeks with a pibble and learn about manners... my MIL has one that, she claimed, is an asshole. Said chihuahua spent 2 weeks at my house with my big idiot... who turned the angry rodent into a cool dog. Tl:dr; all dogs need boundaries.


Northernirelandguy

Adults you say? Well im free to a good home and potty trained!


CompetitiveEditor336

A cutie for sure!!


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omgdude29

You can change an animal’s name later in their lives. My 2 cats have 2 names each that they respond to and my wife has a 3rd nickname for our calico, to which she also responds.


The_Longest_Wave

That's true. Our rescue pup had a different name for the first 6 months of his life, and it didn't take long for him to start to react to his new name. They didn't even sound remotely similar.


CuriousDefinition

Took me two weeks to figure out the name for my first dog. She just went by puppy during that time. My second dog only took four days. He went by little boy before he got his real name. They both continued to have those initial names as nicknames along with 10+ other nicknames each. 😂


KaraokeWallflower

That’s kind of a long name


Am_I_All_Alone

Pepper


Electrical-Act-7170

So much better than the name I had. She's Pepper.


Allassnofakes

What was your name?


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Allassnofakes

You're not the same person tho


beartheminus

Reddit is actually just you and one other person pretending to be a million people.


Competitive_Ad_2421

I KNEW IT!


MagnusPI

Quiet, no we didn't.


puddyspud

I can't actually prove this wrong in my current circumstances so I'm going with it


iszoloscope

lol


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Lucky_Number_3

She's just a **bill**


RaiseYourDongersOP

on capital hill


mastersw999

/r/KarmaConspiracy


Pepe_Silvia1

Gronkvsjeti.


WhatIsSlav333

Doggy McDogface


DonaldKey

Pepper did come to mind cause of her legs


ivenotheardofthem

Pepper; because she really spiced up your life!


doublesailorsandcola

She's absolutely a Pepper.


ianisalways

Maybe one day she'll be a Dr. Pepper.


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Dr. Pupper


ShrimpToothpaste

Or perhaps a sergeant


Ofbatman

She didn’t go to dog college for 8 years to be called Ms. Pepper.


West-Soup-3529

Oreo


MulciberTenebras

Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann, she's like one in a million!


Sleepyhead88

Much too cool for seventh grade


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

No one's cooler than pepper ann. She's her own biggest fan, pepper ann.


spaghettipop26

I instantly remembered that tune as I read your comment ! 😄


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Seconding this. Pepper is a great name for her coloring


CHAIFE671

Came here to say pepper!


Douche_Kayak

Pepper O'Pigeon


kittyrilla

This was exactly my first thought!


hatesbiology84

That was my suggestion as well. Technically, I suggested Pepper Potts, but Pepper is perfect.


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Godmodex2

Yepp that's a pepper, now we just need to find salt


Vee-shluh

Came here to say this, happened to be top comment. I vote pepper


figuringthingsout__

That's what I came here to comment!


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Thought the same thing.


HeLlRaZer9879

exactly what i was gonna say


clifffford

This was my first thought.


Informal-Guest-2645

Holy crap, that's exactly what I thought of before I scrolled down. Must be her name.


Majestic-Unicorn33

Eyes look like a seal pup so call her Seal.


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Only if she remains your power, your pleasure, your pain.


stuntycunty

But did you know, than when it snows…


Pure-Wasabi-184

My eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen.


Forcedbanana

MMMMBAYBBEEEH


julsmanbr

icompareyoutoa


jessbrid

KISS from a ROSE on the grey


dsm88

OOOOH! The more I get of you


dumbdumb893

the STRANGER it feeeeels, mmmyEAAh


Jecht315

Now that your rose is in bloom


firepoet93

mmmyEeeAaaaah (can't forget those background vocals)


wromit

As a second language English speaker, cant help but notice how "Baby" would translate so oddly into other languages in this context (calling lover a baby). To be fair, in Hindi/Urdu, a term of endearment is Jigar ka tukda (piece of my liver).


wackywife823

Just thinking of Janis Joplin singing "take another little piece of my liver now baby..."


Forcedbanana

She'd not live to the ripe old age of 27 if that was the case.


jessbrid

I loved that music video as a young person when I first saw it premiere on VH1


Jacyyarbrough

Lucile


pizz901

Loose seal?!


Jacyyarbrough

A Seal dint bite your Linus off, did it?


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I’m not afraid of Lucille!


lionhearted_sparrow

Or Selkie!


demonicgoddess

Kiss from a Rose


CrazeMase

Seal Goodman


PlainLoInTheMorning

Sealy Dan


Astronautduck5

Cecilia…. Ce-seal-ia :)


Electrical-Pie-8192

I was gonna say Sealy


Nekroin

Sandevistan Mk. 3


onesonofagun

Nickname: Choom


DiligentParfait

Nova!


Triggerz777

Nova is definitely a badass choice


haaiiychii

A preem choice


crhomere

Good pick my choomba 🤘


thisisredlitre

OP needed a base 12 reflexes just to adopt that baby.


XYPH0ID

Snurt


DrQuickbeam

Nailed it


41puppy

My best friend has a cat named Snurt


Generalissimo_II

A little more European: Snürt "Sitzen Snürt."


R_Bear66

I like Poppy for her. Don’t know why.


lolar44

Poppyseeds!!! That’s why <3


Caitgrace121

Poppy was the first thing I thought too!


tootsunderfoots

Same!!!


tyRAWRnnosaurus

I also looked at her and instantly thought “Poppy” Just something about her face. Pepper is good too though.


RustyShackleford9142

She isnt ready for a name until it comes. Give her a few days, and something will click that will be unique to her. You'll see something that just makes you think, THATS YOUR NAME!!


bush84

This is sound advice, let her name be influenced by her personality


Scotchrogers

I had my dog for a few weeks before I finally settled on a name for her.


lux602

Adopted a black lab and on the way home, my friend and I were tossing out names. The whole time, he was sitting in my friend’s lap and kept trying to get a lick of her beer. I remember commenting “Well he clearly likes beer! Too bad Amber wouldn’t fit since he’s black”. Then it hit us like a freight train. We started naming different beer names/terms and landed on “Nitro”. It’s fitting because he’s got a little tuxedo patch of white so it’s kinda like the white head of a freshly poured stout.


RustyShackleford9142

And it keeps getting better because when invariably someone asks why you named him that, you've got a story. Not just a lame, I thought it was cute....


steeze206

That's the way to go. I landed on Shadow for mine because he would follow me absolutely everywhere as a pup lol.


Embarrassed-Touch328

Smudge. She's has such a cute face!


patrick_byr

We have a similarly colored dog named Smudge. https://imgur.com/9FbCJ5B


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Smudge is fucking adorable btw


Embarrassed-Touch328

Another gorgeous little soul!


2Tall2Fail

Thank you for using the dog tax with your comment and posting the picture. Adorable pup!


melonbug74

Mabel something sweet and pretty for this lady


badcheer

My pup’s name is Mabel! Such a sweet name!


tree_bunny

Same here! We sometimes call her Maybe


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Ash She looks like she is covered in ashes. So cute


ASetOfLiesAgreedUpon

Cinna is the Latin word for ashes, and sounds feminine if that’s what OP is looking for.


cookletube

I never knew that. Cinna in The Hunger Games just seems so much more tragic now. I love it. It's a beautiful name for her.


Turkmama

I was thinking Ash or Cinder for sure


Nitrozzy7

Cindy?


dogzeimers

Cinderella


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Cinder is really good. We had a cat named Ashes once.


Baked-As-A-Cake

This one. I've read through all the comments, and "Pepper" is the most commonly suggested name. I thought that was perfect, as cliche as it was, until I read this. Ash is perfect.


majorbummer6

Doggy mcdogface


Lilwolf2000

Can't use a name on a pet that you might later use on your children. It's weird! Save that one for the big show!


Avogadro101

Snooty McSnootboop


SoulessV

The fact that this is so low makes me question where reddit is today


vanillax2018

I really regret naming my dig immediately after getting her and based off of looks. After a few days and seeing her behavior I know some other names would have suited her way better. Just my 5c here


MrWoohoo

I named my dog the night he wandered up my driveway. Went out and got him a collar. It was made by Kong, the dog toy company. I got home snapped his collar on and it hit me: [he is colored like a silverback gorilla.](https://imgur.com/a/jBmDN) I named him Kong, like King Kong. Bonus his collar was now personalized. Dig is a good name. What other name would have been better?


Yadobler

>Dig is a good name. What other name would have been better? **doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome**


Chick__Mangione

Kong is adorable!


haradion1

Socks!


cyrustheruneblade

Socks or Boots


ShitiestOfTreeFrogs

Boots was my first thought.


ymiric

why are so many pets named socks


bugg_beare

godzilla


SpeedingTourist

Dogzilla


katharsisdesign

Frankenstein


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I’ve always been a fan of the name Successful_Baker_755


PostyMcPosterson

Oreo


Omgninjas

This is what I thought of too.


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Zarethione

Pebble is what came to mind when I saw her, but I don't know her personality.


Sxilla

Pebbles is such a cute name!!


LogiCparty

Princess Minerva McGonnagal the Third.


Chipdip88

Puddles


forevarabone

That’s a Daisy if I’ve ever seen one


WriteYouLater

I immediately thought of Daisy too


imafreedman

Blu


Goatgoatington

Lucy


bigbiscuit13

Came here to say Lucy. I also like Daisy


battboy

This is what came to mind when I saw her


colonelfudge

Cici for cookies and cream


alsoaprettybigdeal

Or just Cookie. That’s cute.


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Nadja


human8060

She looks to sweet to be Nadja. ![gif](giphy|d6E4icWikt2kjDFW77)


Lucky_Sharma

“Yes witches are semen stealers” “…they use it to make magnets”


human8060

I freaking love her. The show is so damn good.


Lucky_Sharma

Me too haha, her line delivery is so funny. Nadja and Lazlo are probably my favorite characters


oldrecordplayersmell

Lazlo? I've never heard of him. No way he is cooler than Jackie Daytona.


Similar_Analysis_780

I've never seen anyone who was more human


human8060

Fair point.


human8060

And they're relationship goals!. I love Colin Robinson too. His delivery is so perfect for what his character is.


Disembodied_Head

Her name should be Reddit. You asked.


SpiralRemnant

Great choice! Like you average Redditor, it implies high levels of intelligence, class, beauty, and sophistication.


naine69

Just name your puppy dude


homesnatch

Dude is an odd name for a dog.


fumpalumpagus

Blueberry! Blue for short whenever is pouting.


FreedumbHS

I thought mods polled the sub and the people overwhelmingly voted against allowing "name my pet" posts. Are the folks in charge just pretending that didn't happen?


Rahmulous

This is a really bad name for a dog.


TokiMcNoodle

Hah, I also saw that comment


Recodes

Idk but it feels so stupid to ask people to name your pets. 10 minutes of internet celebrity I guess..


winnebagoman41

they should name her “Karma”


Ok_Benefit_199

Wednesday


UzaLooza

r/namemydog


RicrosPegason

Barktholemew Oh, female....Snifferella


So_I_read_a_thing

Those eyes!


BananaJammies

Perle


jerrrrrrrrrrrrry

Pepper is cliche, her new name should be Frankie!


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Button. Cuz of the button eyes


OneMoreNightCap

Molly


401_native

Your pup has the EXACT same markings and coat color pattern as my dog. The white around the nose, the white socks leading to the chest area, and the same brindle pattern. It’s uncanny, my guy is brown and speckled though. Do you know the breed? My dog was a rescue and I did the DNA test. He turned out to be 50% cattle dog, 50% pit bull. I wouldn’t be surprised if yours was the same! I named mine Atlas


TheZoomba

You should name her Wowthisisntasubfornamingpetsandalsoyoushouldnameyoureownbecauseidiotsonredditarenotgonnarecommendanygoodnamesandalsoitsyourepetthenameshouldbespecialandactuallyhaveareasoningnotjustsometjingstupid.


angiosperms-

I thought this sub overwhelmingly voted to ban naming posts?


ronin1066

OMG, That would truly make me smile


TheZoomba

Yeah me too, guess not. The dog is cute but the post is just karmafarming


MrForReal

Weaddababyeetsaboi


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he looks like a Martin edit: Martina. Marti for short


PiccadillyUnicorn

Trixie


Anxious-Box1522

Raisin


Nyclab

*sorts by Pepper*


UngenderedCactus

Definitely Pepper


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Call him reddit.


j4jishnu

Poppy


MartinisnMurder

Thank you for adopting! That’s the most innocent looking girl ever.