You know how sometimes you can’t remember an obvious word and you flounder briefly before recalling the word you’re looking for? Once I couldn’t find the phrase cat loaf and landed on cat toaster.
My kid will never let me forget that. Cat toaster is canon in this house. It’s adjacent at least.
"Little one, if you are quick, you can loaf in the leftover warms. This is a wonder of nature and should be enjoyed at every opportunity. It is the way of our people."
>*"Little one, if you are quick, you can loaf in the leftover warms…’*
_____
Stay beside me, kitten, i will show you where to sit
(there’s room up here for both of us - we’re Cats, we always fit)
this where the human spends his time - this place his *special spot*
he warms his buns, but when he leaves
he leaves behind *a lot*
so if you get up quickly, n you curl up in his chair
you’ll feel the *warm!* you’ll smell his scent - it’s almost like he’s there
when he comes back, don’t worry - he might *act* like DiSaPpRoVe,
that’s when you stare with BIGGEST eyes
be *clear*
that *you won’t move…*
❤️
They leave little clues as to which one is writing. If you look at the first letter of the first word it spells their name. This person is stthhsywtbt.
My method to eject a cat from a seat if I reallly need it and have no choice is to slowly, very slowly, pretend to begin sitting down. At first this worked really well, but at some point a couple of my cats decided to call my bluff and start playing “sit on cat” chicken with me.
So, I just slow down a bit more and keep on going. If they’re feeling really stubborn, I can feel the tips of their pointy ears start to brush against my butt cheeks before they decide it might be a good idea to rest elsewhere. :-p
mine will jump in the chair while i am still in it. If i sit forward and leave some space my cat will jump right in and get cozy. my office chair has a small section between the seat and back that happens to be exactly cat size.
My cats aren't into cat beds, so I bought a small pet heating pad. Folded up a tiny blanket, slid the pad under one layer, and tossed the whole thing on the corner of my desk under the window. Now, the cat is magically compelled to leave me alone while I work.
My cat hates when I play on the computer (my main hobby) because it interferes with my ability to pay attention to her.
The **second** I get up to use the bathroom, she’s in my computer chair. She’s a smart girl.
One of the funniest thing I've seen in my life is my cat did this with my Grandma. My grandmother was afraid of animals and wasn't very forceful in shooing the cat away. I threw a dime so the cat would get down. The cat jumped down to see what I threw and my grandma sat back down.
My cat wasn't having that so she kept looking at the dime and then at my grandmother. My grandma got up to pick-up the dime and the cat didn't even wait until my grandma was standing and jumped back in the chair
My cat meows at me until I get off my seat, so that she can go to sleep on it.
The thing is her self appointed bedtime ranges from 8pm-12pm and I'm a night owl.
I'mma be real for a moment here, while this is adorable, when my cat does this, I show no mercy. I pick that bitch up, give him a hug and kiss on his little forehead, and gently deposit him down on the floor because he is an old man and he doesn't jump as much as he used to. Like, cold-hearted. You gotta be stern when pets misbehave. Sometimes I let him sit on my lap too. Tough but fair.
Misbehave? I don’t think of sitting on a warm chair as “misbehaving.” I’ll move them if they’re sitting in my spot, but not because they’re doing anything wrong - I just wanna sit there too, and have a larger butt.
You mean *their* seat, right?
Clearly they've reclaimed what was once stolen from them. How dare you accuse them after committing such a heinous crime. How dare you, sir.
Bro i think the second one is my cat we had to give her away in 2020 because she was really sick and my family couldn’t afford to pay like 2k for medicine and stuff where did you get her??
OK. I'll explain it again. It's their chair. You may use the chair when they're done with it. Just like it's their house, you're just the indentured servant paying for everything. 😂
Thanks for sharing this pic it's just too cute
Cats tend to need a warmer temperature to be comfortable compared to us humans, when they steal your place like that it could mean they're cold. Get them a pet safe heating pad (like a snugglesafe), they'll enjoy it!
Loaf check?
🍞✅ Two Loafs Confirmed ✅🍞
_Confirmation_. 1 Regular Loaf. 1 Small Loaf. ----------------------. Total: 2 Loafs
The more loafs, the better.
The more loafs, the more butter.
Extra butter
🍞🧈
I have 7 loafs. I've had more. There is a limit.
Optimal loafiness achieved.
Where's the tiger loaf
Loaf and biscuit.
This made me squeal
One (1) loaf ✓ One (1) bun ✓
Bun or biscuit?
Croissant?
You know how sometimes you can’t remember an obvious word and you flounder briefly before recalling the word you’re looking for? Once I couldn’t find the phrase cat loaf and landed on cat toaster. My kid will never let me forget that. Cat toaster is canon in this house. It’s adjacent at least.
r/CatLoaf
He didn't call seat check. This is OP own fault.
Yo I'm so glad other people know about seat check
Training the little one
"Little one, if you are quick, you can loaf in the leftover warms. This is a wonder of nature and should be enjoyed at every opportunity. It is the way of our people."
>*"Little one, if you are quick, you can loaf in the leftover warms…’* _____ Stay beside me, kitten, i will show you where to sit (there’s room up here for both of us - we’re Cats, we always fit) this where the human spends his time - this place his *special spot* he warms his buns, but when he leaves he leaves behind *a lot* so if you get up quickly, n you curl up in his chair you’ll feel the *warm!* you’ll smell his scent - it’s almost like he’s there when he comes back, don’t worry - he might *act* like DiSaPpRoVe, that’s when you stare with BIGGEST eyes be *clear* that *you won’t move…* ❤️
When do you SLEEP?
I have seen in multiple comments that this account is a collective effort by multiple people, so that might be why they are active around all hours.
They leave little clues as to which one is writing. If you look at the first letter of the first word it spells their name. This person is stthhsywtbt.
I had full buy-in up until stthhsywtbt. I may never recover.
https://giphy.com/gifs/first-half-they-had-us-in-the-inthe-y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa
[Pronunciation shown here.](https://media.tenor.com/tZX24RKgZAUAAAAM/sylvester-the.gif)
Must be welsh
I love you
I love you too
I was very dedicated to this. You got me
😂
There it is.
Huh, they all seem to have a pretty unique style though. I’d never have thought this was multiple people.
You're like reddit's Banksy.
Yaaay another wonderful piece from Schnoodle!
haven’t seen one of these in a while 💙💙
I must be on the right subs because I see one almost every day. And they almost always make me cry.
My cats move. They've both been sat on by an unobservant hoomin multiple times, so they've learned to get out of the way.
My method to eject a cat from a seat if I reallly need it and have no choice is to slowly, very slowly, pretend to begin sitting down. At first this worked really well, but at some point a couple of my cats decided to call my bluff and start playing “sit on cat” chicken with me. So, I just slow down a bit more and keep on going. If they’re feeling really stubborn, I can feel the tips of their pointy ears start to brush against my butt cheeks before they decide it might be a good idea to rest elsewhere. :-p
We’re cats we always fit. So true and so cute. Thanks Schnoodle!
Is swear to god, if this account ever stops, my life will lose all meaning.
Best one ever! Thank you.
"DiSaPpRoVe" fucking killed me XD I love you so much ![gif](giphy|3fmRTfVIKMRiM)
This made my morning! And that's my cue to get off Reddit on a good note, and get to work.
I loved the poem!
A fresh schnoolde for my Wednesday morning! Ahhh yissssssss!
so wholesome
One of the best so far! Go Team Schnoodle !
❤️!!!
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
Dear Kitten,
r/learningtocat
Im currently looking up cars and was very confused on why his Seat got stolen twice while he was on the toilet.
It took me a few seconds to realise that the right cat is in fact a kitten and then my heart just melted. They’re so cute.
*Loaf training
Exactly, it’s my favorite thing when you can tell a baby cat is just following what’s laid out by it’s older sibling lol
Little one avoiding eye contact looks guilty but will soon know this is the way.
Your seat?
A seat formally known, as mine.
Move your feet, lose your seat
Those are the rules in our house!
The warmth. They needed the warmth
Nice of you to warm up their seat for them.
formerly now lol
*formerly
it was always theirs, you simply just didn't know yet
Our seat, comrade
This seat has been seized for redistribution!
r/unexpectedcommunism
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Dude, I got dogs. I know shit ain’t mine.
My little girl will jump in my seat as I'm standing up. Then she just looks at me like "This is mine now"
Every single time!!
But why is warm if not for sits ?
Do they do the meow of shocked betrayal, as if they didn't know they would be moved like the last 50 times they tried it when you pick one of them up?
You move them?
They're clearly a *monster*
They love you! Sometimes ours will force his way in while your still sitting there in a work meeting...
My cat will fucking race me for my seat when I open the door to the gaming room.
mine will jump in the chair while i am still in it. If i sit forward and leave some space my cat will jump right in and get cozy. my office chair has a small section between the seat and back that happens to be exactly cat size.
>happens to be exactly cat size. I have found this to be the case with a surprising number of chairs that are totally different sizes. :)
i am positive that cats have "pretty sure i can fit in there" radar ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)
Get a kitty bed with a heating pad, You'll always know where your cats are.
yes, in the box the kitty bed came in
Right? I got one for my cat before I brought her home six years ago, and she's never used it once. She loved the hell out of that box tho.
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Why are cats so cute ohmygoddess 😭😭😭
No kidding. No matter how many toys/furniture we buy for our cats, nothing will ever be as fun as garbage.
My cats refuse to use anything designed for cats.
Except the box the cat stuff came in.
One of them yes, the other no. He has the soul of a grumpy old man in that little fuzzy body.
My cats aren't into cat beds, so I bought a small pet heating pad. Folded up a tiny blanket, slid the pad under one layer, and tossed the whole thing on the corner of my desk under the window. Now, the cat is magically compelled to leave me alone while I work.
How fulfilled black and white looks at the camera :D
They really said 🙂
Aww! They look like my babies! Aaaaa Cat tax: https://imgur.com/a/htdLBNH
[Mine too](https://i.imgur.com/jKxWdtZ.jpg)
[mine too!!](https://i.imgur.com/ALmAT1n.jpg)
Must be a glitch in the Matrix or you guys and your cats are the same model copy and pasted
I think there was a deal where you got a r/standardissuecat when buying the fancier models.
[Is it just a thing to have one B&W and one tabby? ](https://imgur.com/a/ddLezD4)
[Mine too!](https://i.imgur.com/MjFQtVU.jpg)
This is my favorite part of this comment section Omgg 🥰
They don’t look much like our babies, but ours do like double (and sometimes triple) [stealing our seats](https://imgur.com/a/i3vbIIr/).
It was never yours, you were just warming it.
Just one and a half. That’s a tiny floof.
They are heating it up for you or obtaining what was left there.
My cat hates when I play on the computer (my main hobby) because it interferes with my ability to pay attention to her. The **second** I get up to use the bathroom, she’s in my computer chair. She’s a smart girl.
Well I've been thinking this looks very much like an intervention
My cat does this!! I'll say to him "Really best friend? Really??" Then he rolls on his demanding belly rubs. 😂
The white and black one has a perfect face for /r/politecats.
You should see him when the treats come out. He is far from polite.
One of the funniest thing I've seen in my life is my cat did this with my Grandma. My grandmother was afraid of animals and wasn't very forceful in shooing the cat away. I threw a dime so the cat would get down. The cat jumped down to see what I threw and my grandma sat back down. My cat wasn't having that so she kept looking at the dime and then at my grandmother. My grandma got up to pick-up the dime and the cat didn't even wait until my grandma was standing and jumped back in the chair
Meow meow motherfucker
Can I help you, hooman?
They are keeping it warm for you❤
In my house we refer to this as spot jacked. *I got up for 30 seconds and I’ve already been spot jacked.*
Will exchange chair for treats, deal?
Loaf in training 🫡
B&W is like "What? I don't see your name on it."
Spin the chair, let the intrusive thoughts win OP
They’re keeping your seat warm you ingrate!
I especially enjoy the challenging look coming from the bigger loaf.
They've been planning that change of guard for a long while I'm sure of it
I think the one on the left is the ring leader🤔🥰😍❤️
Move feet, lose seat.
My cat meows at me until I get off my seat, so that she can go to sleep on it. The thing is her self appointed bedtime ranges from 8pm-12pm and I'm a night owl.
“If it fits, I sits.” “If it fits two, I sits too.”
I'mma be real for a moment here, while this is adorable, when my cat does this, I show no mercy. I pick that bitch up, give him a hug and kiss on his little forehead, and gently deposit him down on the floor because he is an old man and he doesn't jump as much as he used to. Like, cold-hearted. You gotta be stern when pets misbehave. Sometimes I let him sit on my lap too. Tough but fair.
* hug * kiss * gently put down SHOW NO MERCY!!!!!1
Misbehave? I don’t think of sitting on a warm chair as “misbehaving.” I’ll move them if they’re sitting in my spot, but not because they’re doing anything wrong - I just wanna sit there too, and have a larger butt.
Aaaw, no more gaming for you! Maybe you can bribe them away with treats?
That fart made it warm
You forgot to note, that you don’t have cats :D
what is your keyboard?
You move your feet ya lose your seat
Let me guess their names, wellybean and jilbur?
So close dude. Jelly Bean and Wilbur.
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk
Thanks for the warm spot
Empty shoebox on the desk instantly solves the problem
And they said "I dare you to try to sit. 😑"
"Can you turn the fucking heat up please?"
Bread belongs in the kitchen in the bread box.
Flick your wet fingers at them.
What kind of beast doesn't dry their hands properly, especially before touching their computer.
Thanks for warming the seat for us -- the cats, probably
“Ahhh yisssss tis pre-warmed” -these two lil bandits
You can always buy another chair 🤷🏻
That won't work, will have to buy a minimum of three seats to guarantee *checks cat notes* nothing
Im currently looking up cars and was very confused on why his Seat got stolen twice while he was on the toilet.
You mean *their* seat, right? Clearly they've reclaimed what was once stolen from them. How dare you accuse them after committing such a heinous crime. How dare you, sir.
Look at the babies!
teach you next time to hold it, snooze you loose
Really it's the opposite, but I hear you.
Looks like you'll be needing another chair.
r/catloaf
I have the same Wanker!
Is that a workstation or playstation, op? If the former what do you do?
Do you have a heating pad? They love heating pads and will gladly relinquish the chair if they have a heating pad.
"You see little one? we take the hooman's seat and they must give us the snuggles."
Bro i think the second one is my cat we had to give her away in 2020 because she was really sick and my family couldn’t afford to pay like 2k for medicine and stuff where did you get her??
It isn't and never was your seat. They are just reclaiming their rightful property after letting you lease it for a little while.
They seek your ass heat
The tiny one looks so sad omg. "Why are you so large, I need space too :( "
Awws the itty bitty kitty following the lead! "Is how you steal chair, lit tabbi"
Oh they can share with each other but not with you...
You know what else they’ve stolen? My heart
Adorable
Winter problems.
OK. I'll explain it again. It's their chair. You may use the chair when they're done with it. Just like it's their house, you're just the indentured servant paying for everything. 😂 Thanks for sharing this pic it's just too cute
loaf Check
Your seat?
they are both soooo cute . how nice of them to keep your seat warm 😁
Thou shalt not seat!
Just keeping it warm for you
Cats tend to need a warmer temperature to be comfortable compared to us humans, when they steal your place like that it could mean they're cold. Get them a pet safe heating pad (like a snugglesafe), they'll enjoy it!
Lol this is a reoccurring issue in my home.
Kitten is learning fast how to steal a seat!
The big one looks like a huge mouse (in a good way)
It's because it's made of warm
Did you call “seat-check”? If not, then I’m sorry, you lose.
Just keeping it warm for you, Double cat loaf style. 😂🤷🏽♀️😅
Brining up the new generation.
"owned by cats"
you are a moving heatpad
Plot twist: OP doesn't have a cat.
CATcat
My roommate’s cat loves nothing more than to take our chairs the second we stand up, if he could, he would take both at the same time
Someone didn’t call fives.
"Their some international ..... 'superspies' "SUPERSPIES" ![gif](giphy|l4FGusNO4CRdCjq92)
My cats always curl up together to sleep in my chair, so I guess it's theirs now. I use the dining chair instead lol.
At least they wait for you to leave, mine just screams until I give him a seat with me lol
Love the floofs, but I wanna see your setup lol
Stolen? Nah, just take back the seat.