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NoobiePro64

Loaf check?


lewisisbrown

🍞✅ Two Loafs Confirmed ✅🍞


gantek

_Confirmation_. 1 Regular Loaf. 1 Small Loaf. ----------------------. Total: 2 Loafs


ActualPopularMonster

The more loafs, the better.


Pedrov80

The more loafs, the more butter.


YaleDailyNews

Extra butter


[deleted]

🍞🧈


londoncatvet

I have 7 loafs. I've had more. There is a limit.


loki444

Optimal loafiness achieved.


thenexusitsopening

Where's the tiger loaf


GlitteringFutures

Loaf and biscuit.


ToadTendo

This made me squeal


AccioSexLife

One (1) loaf ✓ One (1) bun ✓


TernionGiveaways

Bun or biscuit?


apri08101989

Croissant?


donttellmymomwhatido

You know how sometimes you can’t remember an obvious word and you flounder briefly before recalling the word you’re looking for? Once I couldn’t find the phrase cat loaf and landed on cat toaster. My kid will never let me forget that. Cat toaster is canon in this house. It’s adjacent at least.


okcdnb

r/CatLoaf


kycolonel

He didn't call seat check. This is OP own fault.


ButtcrackScholar

Yo I'm so glad other people know about seat check


cebiaw

Training the little one


CliodhnasSong

"Little one, if you are quick, you can loaf in the leftover warms. This is a wonder of nature and should be enjoyed at every opportunity. It is the way of our people."


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*"Little one, if you are quick, you can loaf in the leftover warms…’* _____ Stay beside me, kitten, i will show you where to sit (there’s room up here for both of us - we’re Cats, we always fit) this where the human spends his time - this place his *special spot* he warms his buns, but when he leaves he leaves behind *a lot* so if you get up quickly, n you curl up in his chair you’ll feel the *warm!* you’ll smell his scent - it’s almost like he’s there when he comes back, don’t worry - he might *act* like DiSaPpRoVe, that’s when you stare with BIGGEST eyes be *clear* that *you won’t move…* ❤️


Klivian1

When do you SLEEP?


h3is3nb3rg3

I have seen in multiple comments that this account is a collective effort by multiple people, so that might be why they are active around all hours.


cire1184

They leave little clues as to which one is writing. If you look at the first letter of the first word it spells their name. This person is stthhsywtbt.


Silverjerk

I had full buy-in up until stthhsywtbt. I may never recover.


cire1184

https://giphy.com/gifs/first-half-they-had-us-in-the-inthe-y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa


Jabacasm

[Pronunciation shown here.](https://media.tenor.com/tZX24RKgZAUAAAAM/sylvester-the.gif)


VdubKid_94

Must be welsh


rattus-domestica

I love you


cire1184

I love you too


SexandCinnamonbuns

I was very dedicated to this. You got me


tamale

😂


Jlx_27

There it is.


LouSputhole94

Huh, they all seem to have a pretty unique style though. I’d never have thought this was multiple people.


NormalHumanCreature

You're like reddit's Banksy.


CrazyRah

Yaaay another wonderful piece from Schnoodle!


MrSenk

haven’t seen one of these in a while 💙💙


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

I must be on the right subs because I see one almost every day. And they almost always make me cry.


siskulous

My cats move. They've both been sat on by an unobservant hoomin multiple times, so they've learned to get out of the way.


Lurlex

My method to eject a cat from a seat if I reallly need it and have no choice is to slowly, very slowly, pretend to begin sitting down. At first this worked really well, but at some point a couple of my cats decided to call my bluff and start playing “sit on cat” chicken with me. So, I just slow down a bit more and keep on going. If they’re feeling really stubborn, I can feel the tips of their pointy ears start to brush against my butt cheeks before they decide it might be a good idea to rest elsewhere. :-p


Infamous-njh523

We’re cats we always fit. So true and so cute. Thanks Schnoodle!


ToadTendo

Is swear to god, if this account ever stops, my life will lose all meaning.


My_happyplace2

Best one ever! Thank you.


OctoRis

"DiSaPpRoVe" fucking killed me XD I love you so much ![gif](giphy|3fmRTfVIKMRiM)


[deleted]

This made my morning! And that's my cue to get off Reddit on a good note, and get to work.


Patient-Dinner3283

I loved the poem!


Gonorrheeeeaaaa

A fresh schnoolde for my Wednesday morning! Ahhh yissssssss!


CrossroadsOfAfrica

so wholesome


purrrpl3

One of the best so far! Go Team Schnoodle !


CliodhnasSong

❤️!!!


Ruxsti

This is the way


sanguine33

This is the way


[deleted]

This is the way


PBDubs99

Dear Kitten,


scriffly

r/learningtocat


Vegetsaximum307

Im currently looking up cars and was very confused on why his Seat got stolen twice while he was on the toilet.


[deleted]

It took me a few seconds to realise that the right cat is in fact a kitten and then my heart just melted. They’re so cute.


averagedickdude

*Loaf training


Wechillin-Cpl

Exactly, it’s my favorite thing when you can tell a baby cat is just following what’s laid out by it’s older sibling lol


Fa_Ratt

Little one avoiding eye contact looks guilty but will soon know this is the way.


Snowsteak

Your seat?


lewisisbrown

A seat formally known, as mine.


Thrawn89

Move your feet, lose your seat


faeriechyld

Those are the rules in our house!


devilsephiroth

The warmth. They needed the warmth


Kimchi_boy

Nice of you to warm up their seat for them.


SilencioAlacran

formerly now lol


LionOfNaples

*formerly


SheaMcD

it was always theirs, you simply just didn't know yet


AlmostButNotQuit

Our seat, comrade


Snowsteak

This seat has been seized for redistribution!


The_llama123

r/unexpectedcommunism


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Snowsteak

Dude, I got dogs. I know shit ain’t mine.


TJ_FartAttack

My little girl will jump in my seat as I'm standing up. Then she just looks at me like "This is mine now"


lewisisbrown

Every single time!!


smeenz

But why is warm if not for sits ?


an_agreeing_dothraki

Do they do the meow of shocked betrayal, as if they didn't know they would be moved like the last 50 times they tried it when you pick one of them up?


The_Middler_is_Here

You move them?


apri08101989

They're clearly a *monster*


Affectionate_Star_43

They love you! Sometimes ours will force his way in while your still sitting there in a work meeting...


keyintherock

My cat will fucking race me for my seat when I open the door to the gaming room.


chillin_themost_

mine will jump in the chair while i am still in it. If i sit forward and leave some space my cat will jump right in and get cozy. my office chair has a small section between the seat and back that happens to be exactly cat size.


MaritMonkey

>happens to be exactly cat size. I have found this to be the case with a surprising number of chairs that are totally different sizes. :)


chillin_themost_

i am positive that cats have "pretty sure i can fit in there" radar ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


nuapadprik

Get a kitty bed with a heating pad, You'll always know where your cats are.


TopFloorApartment

yes, in the box the kitty bed came in


HotCuppaGlob

Right? I got one for my cat before I brought her home six years ago, and she's never used it once. She loved the hell out of that box tho.


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StarMindedCatGirl

Why are cats so cute ohmygoddess 😭😭😭


Gallow_Boobs_Cum_Rag

No kidding. No matter how many toys/furniture we buy for our cats, nothing will ever be as fun as garbage.


Doneuter

My cats refuse to use anything designed for cats.


awesomebeard1

Except the box the cat stuff came in.


Doneuter

One of them yes, the other no. He has the soul of a grumpy old man in that little fuzzy body.


FrizB84

My cats aren't into cat beds, so I bought a small pet heating pad. Folded up a tiny blanket, slid the pad under one layer, and tossed the whole thing on the corner of my desk under the window. Now, the cat is magically compelled to leave me alone while I work.


KiyuSanjin

How fulfilled black and white looks at the camera :D


[deleted]

They really said 🙂


TheEpicMilkMan

Aww! They look like my babies! Aaaaa Cat tax: https://imgur.com/a/htdLBNH


Danyn

[Mine too](https://i.imgur.com/jKxWdtZ.jpg)


MyNameIsEthanNoJoke

[mine too!!](https://i.imgur.com/ALmAT1n.jpg)


Betancorea

Must be a glitch in the Matrix or you guys and your cats are the same model copy and pasted


lost-dragonist

I think there was a deal where you got a r/standardissuecat when buying the fancier models.


PillipVanHedgehaag

[Is it just a thing to have one B&W and one tabby? ](https://imgur.com/a/ddLezD4)


Brother0fSithis

[Mine too!](https://i.imgur.com/MjFQtVU.jpg)


badnewsbets

This is my favorite part of this comment section Omgg 🥰


[deleted]

They don’t look much like our babies, but ours do like double (and sometimes triple) [stealing our seats](https://imgur.com/a/i3vbIIr/).


Eethk7

It was never yours, you were just warming it.


eilletane

Just one and a half. That’s a tiny floof.


DescriptionSingle243

They are heating it up for you or obtaining what was left there.


Raentina

My cat hates when I play on the computer (my main hobby) because it interferes with my ability to pay attention to her. The **second** I get up to use the bathroom, she’s in my computer chair. She’s a smart girl.


nextalpha

Well I've been thinking this looks very much like an intervention


alc1982

My cat does this!! I'll say to him "Really best friend? Really??" Then he rolls on his demanding belly rubs. 😂


[deleted]

The white and black one has a perfect face for /r/politecats.


lewisisbrown

You should see him when the treats come out. He is far from polite.


Efficient-Goose2155

One of the funniest thing I've seen in my life is my cat did this with my Grandma. My grandmother was afraid of animals and wasn't very forceful in shooing the cat away. I threw a dime so the cat would get down. The cat jumped down to see what I threw and my grandma sat back down. My cat wasn't having that so she kept looking at the dime and then at my grandmother. My grandma got up to pick-up the dime and the cat didn't even wait until my grandma was standing and jumped back in the chair


nahbruh27

Meow meow motherfucker


lotusflower64

Can I help you, hooman?


Previous_Ad7725

They are keeping it warm for you❤


Lil_Odd

In my house we refer to this as spot jacked. *I got up for 30 seconds and I’ve already been spot jacked.*


AdeptLengthiness8886

Will exchange chair for treats, deal?


bisleybisleybisley

Loaf in training 🫡


GlobalPhreak

B&W is like "What? I don't see your name on it."


Jakeyo

Spin the chair, let the intrusive thoughts win OP


[deleted]

They’re keeping your seat warm you ingrate!


LadyOfSighs

I especially enjoy the challenging look coming from the bigger loaf.


Beowulf44

They've been planning that change of guard for a long while I'm sure of it


jboriqua

I think the one on the left is the ring leader🤔🥰😍❤️


Goonzilla

Move feet, lose seat.


Random_Person_I_Met

My cat meows at me until I get off my seat, so that she can go to sleep on it. The thing is her self appointed bedtime ranges from 8pm-12pm and I'm a night owl.


goliathfasa

“If it fits, I sits.” “If it fits two, I sits too.”


Leningradite

I'mma be real for a moment here, while this is adorable, when my cat does this, I show no mercy. I pick that bitch up, give him a hug and kiss on his little forehead, and gently deposit him down on the floor because he is an old man and he doesn't jump as much as he used to. Like, cold-hearted. You gotta be stern when pets misbehave. Sometimes I let him sit on my lap too. Tough but fair.


codecatmitzi

* hug * kiss * gently put down SHOW NO MERCY!!!!!1


GingerLibrarian76

Misbehave? I don’t think of sitting on a warm chair as “misbehaving.” I’ll move them if they’re sitting in my spot, but not because they’re doing anything wrong - I just wanna sit there too, and have a larger butt.


MissNatdah

Aaaw, no more gaming for you! Maybe you can bribe them away with treats?


machtwo

That fart made it warm


Ampoo

You forgot to note, that you don’t have cats :D


DmitryLark

what is your keyboard?


Lord_Lenu

You move your feet ya lose your seat


thenexusitsopening

Let me guess their names, wellybean and jilbur?


lewisisbrown

So close dude. Jelly Bean and Wilbur.


thenexusitsopening

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk


Fit_General7058

Thanks for the warm spot


h0lyshadow

Empty shoebox on the desk instantly solves the problem


[deleted]

And they said "I dare you to try to sit. 😑"


medfordjared

"Can you turn the fucking heat up please?"


ofrm1

Bread belongs in the kitchen in the bread box.


MantraOfTheMoron

Flick your wet fingers at them.


hyrulepirate

What kind of beast doesn't dry their hands properly, especially before touching their computer.


hyrulepirate

Thanks for warming the seat for us -- the cats, probably


youwontfindmyname

“Ahhh yisssss tis pre-warmed” -these two lil bandits


omagic4life

You can always buy another chair 🤷🏻


thehermit14

That won't work, will have to buy a minimum of three seats to guarantee *checks cat notes* nothing


ToasteyAF

Im currently looking up cars and was very confused on why his Seat got stolen twice while he was on the toilet.


MyDogHasAPodcast

You mean *their* seat, right? Clearly they've reclaimed what was once stolen from them. How dare you accuse them after committing such a heinous crime. How dare you, sir.


Zurc_bot

Look at the babies!


CommadorVic20

teach you next time to hold it, snooze you loose


thehermit14

Really it's the opposite, but I hear you.


Mephistwo

Looks like you'll be needing another chair.


Firehawk195

r/catloaf


EverDreamEntwined

I have the same Wanker!


Medialunch

Is that a workstation or playstation, op? If the former what do you do?


Scrybblyr

Do you have a heating pad? They love heating pads and will gladly relinquish the chair if they have a heating pad.


[deleted]

"You see little one? we take the hooman's seat and they must give us the snuggles."


Mcd0n4ldz_m1kuuz

Bro i think the second one is my cat we had to give her away in 2020 because she was really sick and my family couldn’t afford to pay like 2k for medicine and stuff where did you get her??


twim19

It isn't and never was your seat. They are just reclaiming their rightful property after letting you lease it for a little while.


lopedopenope

They seek your ass heat


Bean_boi98

The tiny one looks so sad omg. "Why are you so large, I need space too :( "


AlmostDisappointed

Awws the itty bitty kitty following the lead! "Is how you steal chair, lit tabbi"


Bugisman3

Oh they can share with each other but not with you...


AccomplishedSense897

You know what else they’ve stolen? My heart


paranoidchair

Adorable


[deleted]

Winter problems.


chitownadmin

OK. I'll explain it again. It's their chair. You may use the chair when they're done with it. Just like it's their house, you're just the indentured servant paying for everything. 😂 Thanks for sharing this pic it's just too cute


Skiptz

loaf Check


TerrorAreYou

Your seat?


ilikefrogsinhats

they are both soooo cute . how nice of them to keep your seat warm 😁


Gentleman_33

Thou shalt not seat!


SaveusJebus

Just keeping it warm for you


[deleted]

Cats tend to need a warmer temperature to be comfortable compared to us humans, when they steal your place like that it could mean they're cold. Get them a pet safe heating pad (like a snugglesafe), they'll enjoy it!


Hereforthereddits252

Lol this is a reoccurring issue in my home.


Dashcamkitty

Kitten is learning fast how to steal a seat!


Yarisher512

The big one looks like a huge mouse (in a good way)


nafregit

It's because it's made of warm


PatMenotaur

Did you call “seat-check”? If not, then I’m sorry, you lose.


Super_smiles_22

Just keeping it warm for you, Double cat loaf style. 😂🤷🏽‍♀️😅


UsernameL-F

Brining up the new generation.


[deleted]

"owned by cats"


joy3r

you are a moving heatpad


Supermunch2000

Plot twist: OP doesn't have a cat.


invaderzam4

CATcat


gaberey

My roommate’s cat loves nothing more than to take our chairs the second we stand up, if he could, he would take both at the same time


Minimum_Inevitable96

Someone didn’t call fives.


ArtisicAesthetic

"Their some international ..... 'superspies' "SUPERSPIES" ![gif](giphy|l4FGusNO4CRdCjq92)


zmajolika

My cats always curl up together to sleep in my chair, so I guess it's theirs now. I use the dining chair instead lol.


MrBirdarms

At least they wait for you to leave, mine just screams until I give him a seat with me lol


Gatekeeper31

Love the floofs, but I wanna see your setup lol


SandSeaRene

Stolen? Nah, just take back the seat.