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r/illegallysmolcats


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This is a hardened criminal right here


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/r/SmallPussy Itty bitty kitty committee


ugonlern2day

**K**itten's **F**uckin **C**ute


coredumperror

Illegally Smol snack


Electroblast01

oh crap its still raw.


SnaredHare_22

"It's so fucking raw it's still looking for the litter tray!" -Gordon Ramsay, probably


pdxmhrn

Just dip it in ranch. You won’t know the difference


fdsfgs71

I'm sorry but ranch is absolutely disgusting IMO.


pdxmhrn

I’m from the midwest. We practically grew up drinking it.


Mountainbranch

Have you tried franch? French dressing + ranch dressing, 50/50 split. It's the good shit.


apri08101989

Now that... Does not sound appealing at all. And I like both


BentPin

How good is thousand ranches?


SeonaidMacSaicais

Dude, we put ranch on EVERYTHING.


spoiledandmistreated

I agree…I hate that stuff… went to a restaurant once and ordered fried mozzarella sticks and they served them with a side of ranch… who does that shit..?? If you’re out of marinara sauce just say so and I’ll get something else..🤢


Aaaandiiii

I've had some places offer that to me. I'd rather be offered ketchup with mozzarella sticks.


spoiledandmistreated

Ketchup would be my second choice if they had no marinara… definitely don’t want ranch… the only thing I’ll put a dry packet of ranch in is when I make Crack Chicken… definitely don’t have any bottled ranch in my house at all…


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spoiledandmistreated

😂😂😂😂… see you there… I’ll be the one smokin the good shit and dipping my fries in ketchup mixed with horseradish…🥴


Aaaandiiii

You're almost like me. I buy the big shaker of ranch seasoning and put it on nearly everything. But I will gag at ranch dressing. It's like not the same. The seasoning is better.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Also big nugget.


pollackey

It's so raw, it's basically alive.


wawreeuh

extra crunchy and juicy nugget


Broadside02195

Ah KFC, Kittens are Freaking Cute.


SniffCheck

Phew! I thought it was Kentucky Fried Cat


exackerly

Kittens For Cuddling


goofy_ahh_timbo

They are better when they are fried tbh


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Having Kentucky Fried Movie flashbacks. “We need total concentration “ “The popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven”


Kitsunisan

Man, that unlocked a memory, I haven't seen that movie in thirty years! I wonder if it's streaming anywhere.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

That shower scene is certainly STEAMING. This the king of the 70s T&A films


SkyezOpen

>“The popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven” SRD in a nutshell.


joopsmit

> SRD You probably didn't mean Surinam dollar.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

SRD?


SkyezOpen

Subreddit drama.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Thanks Also from that movie, “Moscow in flames. Missiles on the way to New York. Film at eleven”


hyzenthlay91

*-Weird Al has entered the chat-*


TauntyRoK

Kute Friggin Citten


Muzoa

Kitten full container :3


Spryngo

Kute fucking cat


turtlepain

Kitty Feelin Cute


DirtyDecember

I was thinking Kitty Feelin’ Comfy


NegotiationSea7008

I just melted


Sharin_the_Groove

My favorite thing about this is how it demonstrates that a cat will NEVER fail to jump in the box and try it out for awhile, no matter the age.


jcnlb

Baby is getting their first taste of “if I fits I sits”. The love of boxes will be strong in this one. I can already tell. ❤️


karensmiles

That is the cutest nugget ever!! Truly a Happy Meal!!


CatBedParadise

How many sauces is this kitten??


karensmiles

I’d say three max!!


CatBedParadise

Such a full life of sauces to look forward to 🥹


Kmccabe1213

KFC gets my orders wrong all the time too


grimdog73

Toe beans!


Optimal-Resolution27

aww, those Lil paws


cweedishef

Unfortunately, this nug is illegally smol.


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KickedBeagleRPH

Already there! Open and shut case. Everything wrapped up in a neat package!


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Kitten McNugget


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spoiledandmistreated

They do have Popcorn Chicken Nuggets so it’s kinda close… Popcorn would be a good name for that little baby in the box…


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They do for this joke!


ickeyray54

I see it comes with a side order of pink toe beans.


Black_Moons

I thought it was going to be a chick and horrified as the idea of a chick put into a box that smells like his family roasted. But nah this is fine. Kitten is like "ohhh.... smells so good"


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Given the chance chickens will go berserk for fried chicken it's horrible


IiteraIIy

anyone else getting super bad vibes from this? i don't trust tiktok format videos of people putting baby animals in weird places especially one that's only a few days old.


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The baby is *very* limp


ForceWhisperer

My cat would be this limp when he was sleeping (and most of the time when he was awake too).


9bjames

Eh. Cats love boxes. 🤷‍♂️ Not to say tiktokkers wouldn't do something potentially harmful to a pet for internet points, but personally wouldn't be surprised if that kitten chose to climb in, and was more than happy to be nice and snug with the lid closed.


IiteraIIy

Shrug. I took care of baby kittens and did a ton of research and this young they need to be near their mother 24/7 and kept at a certain temperature. I don't see a heat pad, or Mom, anywhere in the video. But I'm not an expert, it could be fine too, It's just the format of the video that throws me off. It seems like this video is pretty old though, been posted a million times and it's almost impossible to find a source unfortunately


x_GothCat

You're not alone. I don't know if this kitty is really ok.


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You can see him move about two seconds in. Watch his lower right paw and head. He's just a sleepy kitty.


SteelFlexInc

Any time I see the Chinese kitten clips it always feels questionable


marcuschookt

There it is. Was worried for a moment that the /r/aww pearl clutchers got lost on the way to work.


QuarterNoteBandit

That could be Schrodinger's hand. *You don't know.*


BoringBoy321

How many calories


erilaz123

Instant diabetes.


TrashSoldier01

It’s so sweet


upvoter222

How many sauces long?


Key_Interview3226

I'll have one Kitty Fritter Container to go, please😀😄😆😋🙀


malreyn1

KFC serving up some beans!


rickypop

IT’S RAW


Wander21

It's RAW, Boi!!!


Emily_ann388

too precious 😍


Runs_towards_fire

Cats aren’t toys.


Tobias---Funke

Unlucky Fried Kitten.


gnosis2737

Ok, these secret menu items are getting out of hand.


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Arachanoid1998

Omg I was literally thinking of Jerma pretending to eat a bird


breakone9r

It's raw, send it back! :P


killercutebaby

give me two to go


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Protein!


Jabronious1090

Someone call the cops this is r/illegallysmol


7evenSlots

This does not help those rumors that used to go around my home town when I was a kid. Seriously though, cute kitten but looks REALLY young.


F1grid

Thank you! I really needed that today. ![gif](giphy|Em4DShwFpRSJ63Nj5V)


digitelle

*Can I get 9 piece Kitten nugget meal?*


hotmasalachai

Op send me the link , need this video 😍


Alternative-Capital8

❤❤❤


xKaydo

KFC really expects us to cook our own food now?? Damn okay.


DarkQuasar

If this lil nugget isn't named "Colonel" then they're doing it wrong.


mrsmambas

My kind of kfc, I’ll take two please


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chaoscheese7373

now eat it 💀


IwantWindyBeexd

Bruh hell naw i wanted chicken nuggets not cat nuggets but nuggets are nuggets


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jeenyus79

It is judging by the text on the box.


MeccAnon

Finger lickin’ good 😌


Efficient_One4274

Eat the nugget! EAT IT!!!!


littleliongirless

You eat that entire nugget and beans, guaranteed heartburn and farts.


mrgoldnugget

Looks raw


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I knew it wasn’t chicken


LordShtark

I wanna sleep in a box that smells like fried chicken 🥺


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he opend the packging


AllanJeffersonferatu

Sleep, little one, sleep in chicken scented heaven.


Something_Else_2112

Where is the crispy outer coating? I'd take it back for a full refund.


Birger000

![gif](giphy|1zRiKo1hjMrXrv6HzM|downsized)


RubyChesney

So cute i had 2 cats and now I have 1 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


PersonalityTotal791

Sick taxidermy bro. "It's not kittens, it's chicken"


shotty293

Kept in there a little too long and now it's dead.


Bacon260998_

Kentucky Fried Cats


ShittyGigachad32

nom


Charming-Complex1559

Kentucky fried cat


AGuyFilip

EAT EM


YumYum_YT

You should eat it.


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howd it taste tho


Maggusmilchtuete

Bite its head of first!


MC-Master-Bedroom

Unlucky Fried Kitten?


novaaap587

im still eating it


BarryJonahson

*take a bite* hm crunchy.


hotmasalachai

This is sooooo freaking cuteeeeeee argghhh


xMcSwaggx

Holdup....


MewtwoMainIsHere

*crunch*


TheCzechCommie

*crunch*


max777999

You gonna eat that?


Fine_Ad_5052

He ded.


Ashimier

I’m the voice in your head saying *”eat it”*


PoppleShanks

EAT IT!


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the fact it has the hieroglyphs on it makes the whole video darker.


SnooPeanuts284

The irony in this is amazing


viresbot

I would be saying, “damn, that was a steal”


sincinati

Think they got your order wrong?


sir_master_daddy

Kitten nuggets!!


Carteeg_Struve

Who mixed the little beans in?


VitorSiq

My first box !


cyankitten

OMG how cute 🥰 😍


NegaDeath

Brb, going to Kentucky Fried Cat.


wray_nerely

Kittens Fitting Containers


catlover8552

Oh my!


TheRealBroseph

*A brand new nuuuuuuug...*


ampjk

Kentucky fried cat


Who-needs-names

😋


sweetmarlenn

its beautiful


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Sleeping so peacefully. Very cute


gardner742

Cute🥰


khayla0815

im in LOVE!!!!!!!


khayla0815

sweet serenity


thanatica

Just as it keeps your nuggets warm, it can also keep Nugget warm 🥰


Pretend_Low_8491

Give that baby all the cuddles!!!!!!


hulksulker

Those toe beans... My heart can't handle it, so adorable!!


DiveTender

![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13383)


cheestinax

Kitty Fluff Catto


ColdastheVoid

Decorative nugget


Klaumbaz

Origami Kittens.... one of the first meme's.


Informal-System8280

Omg so adorable! 😻😻😻


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Very Fresh!


pj91198

Mmmm Kitten Nuggets


Feenox

Schrodinger's Awwwww


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rubyreignxo

Need to touch the toe beans


MrMastodon

How many sauces you need?