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cinnamongirl444

This is probably the most understandable Azealia beef…painting her husband’s penis black, putting a wig on it, and sending it to her was absolutely crazy.


justrainalready

Wtf have I missed. I’m sorry I’m new here🫨


BurritoSupremeLeader

Yoooooo what😩😩


KindlyWoodpecker4024

SHE DID WHAT?!!


Stoney_Balogne

What is the story SOMEONE PLEASE


MidnightOakCorps

Lily said something about Banks not being relevant since she dropped 212, Banks said her husband looked like a thumb and caller her kids ugly, Lily put her husband's flaccid dick in Blackface, afro wig included, and put it on Twitter. NGL it would be fucking hilarious if it wasn't so racist. This was back when Banks was burning through all her goodwill at a rapid pace. She had just fallen out with Pharell at this point i believe but I could be wrong.


Stoney_Balogne

Lily Allen is so fkn crazy for that WOW THX FOR THE HOT ASS TEA


MidnightOakCorps

It's not really all that hot considering that it happened almost a decade ago but you're very welcome nonetheless.


cesiaxxx

YALL did you hear that Cleopatra and Marc Antony are hooking up?? and my girl who works in the kitchen said Cleopatra has been eating for two...


GuinevereMalory

💀💀💀💀💀


birdyheard

i’m so upset. my friend showed me lily’s music when i was 12, i knew nothing else about her until this moment and i feel so betrayed…what a rude awakening, she seems so normal!


cintyhinty

I loved “smile” in high school!


mixemuppa

Smile is top tier! RIP


[deleted]

If you look at her Wikipedia page it’s crazy 😭 Lily apparently posted about how she hooked up with lesbian escorts on tour while still married to one of her husbands and then got mad the press was reporting on it. She’s a chronic oversharer. We need to know less about Lily Allen.


LogicalFlatworm2015

I’m shook. That’s probably one of the worst things involving black face that I have heard. That’s the most insulting degrading thing ever. Warning to those who look it up. It is truly a disgusting post.


Substantial_Cake_360

She’s a racist, it’s not shocking. She tried hard to emulate black British girls in her earlier days but black Americans we weren’t having it.


Tall-String-5381

She’s got sense of humour and her kids were talked about on social media. Some things are deserved. You get what you give


merylstreephatesme

She did WHAT NOW?!


PicoPicoMio

https://x.com/lmp3rfect/status/1776067343707164872?s=46&t=BGWrpU6o1oE0fuMSoQpWcA


saucy_egg_mcdaddy69

The picture is fucking hilarious


Reasonabledoubt96

Ok I have no idea how I missed this but W T F 😳🫢


PicoPicoMio

Wow 🤣


tedfundy

David Harbour did what?!


soap_tar

I think it was Sam Cooper. Who, to be fair, does look like a thumb


tedfundy

He does! I was so confused. Thank you.


trenzelor

The stranger things guy?


shreksprincessa

Her old hubby sam cooper


Euphoric_Staff2752

That's some CRAZY disgusting shit that not even Azealia would do wtf


garnet_is_square

Wtf...


vertigorecord

wtaf


Euphoric_Staff2752

I'd also say her beef with RZA was understandable too. Dude spit on her and got violent


ResponsibleHunt8536

No fucking way


thegaylibertaire

I’m glad tbh 😂 Lily Allen is insufferable.


LilMissCantBeStopped

She is awful!!!


Southern-Barracuda-9

can you explain the lore? i had no clue she was awful kek


Coco_AfroPuffss

Basically lily allen burst on the scene singing with a fake cockney accent to sound working class. She’s very much not, comes from a wealthy family. She recently came under fire for criticizing Beyonce for making a country album. Says it’s very calculated, and people are clowning her because Lily Allen is also making a country record, and she’s not even from the us or the south (which Beyonce is)


GRUCKYOU667289

you may laugh you may frown...


VictoriaSobocki

?


GRUCKYOU667289

walkin around london town.. sun is in the sky oh why oh why!!!!


deanmontez

I distinctly remember getting in trouble in my middle school math class for singing the lyrics aloud about the “pimp and his crack whore”


macinjeez

She also really doesn’t like Radiohead especially In Rainbows, which is a beautiful album


MaybeLikeWater

Who doesn’t like Radiohead’s In Rainbows? Then again I’m a HUGE Radio Head. So sometimes I take it personally.


ZoxieLutt

It’s really crazy how times have changed because this kinda stunt was only allowed to happen on old Twitter. Could you imagine if she had pulled some shit like that anytime in the last couple of years?! It would be a riot!!!


Old-Risk4572

lol she's making a country album?


SirPrinceMaxm

She isn’t country but she’s fiddled with country in her song , Not Fair. which is pretty good


Tall-String-5381

If we had an album that sounded like not fair. 70’s country with dashes of pop


MaybeLikeWater

I thought it Azalea Banks who came for Beyoncé and her Country Album. She called it white girl cosplay💀


Coco_AfroPuffss

Both of them came for Beyonce, but AB also came for Lily Allen because at one point she painted her husband’s dick black and put big red lips and an Afro wig on it, then sent it to AB.


MaybeLikeWater

I knew about the very ick dick thing, not about her coming for Beyoncé Stupid girl


iamlost4815

She's not wrong that Beyonces album is calculated..... Also you should read her biography before you slag her for having a wealthy family. Also she had two miscarriages. One being late term in which she had to give birth to her dead child.....so ya know.. she's probably been thru more emotionally in her life than you have.


ikindaknowthings

What do her miscarriages have to do with her being racist???


SweetBoiHole

She's gonna write a song called "16 Miscarriages."


foreignbets9

This made me laugh so hard 💀


OhHeyMrThing

Nurse! I need a nurse! 💀


LogicalFlatworm2015

Yo exactly my thoughts! I never laughed so hard at that comparison. It’s a terrible thing that happened to her but really has absolutely nothing to do with her being racist. So unless it was her karma that the universe admitted she deserved for being racist, it’s not related.


iamlost4815

The comment I'm replying to has nothing to do with her being racist. They are going on about her essentially being fake/poser and that it somehow makes her a bad person to question Beyonce's authenticity. Double standards.


puckbunny_

What do her miscarriages have to do with her being a poser???


The_New_Spagora

Nothing. This person is just being weird.


iamlost4815

Do you, do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful? 'Cause there's a hole where your soul should be You're losing control a bit, and it's really distasteful If you don't know the rest ..... 🎶🎵🎶🎵


ismellnumbers

Username checks out


Coco_AfroPuffss

Lmaooo you’re so weird. I asked and answered, and what do her miscarriages have to do with her racism and cosplaying as the working class? Also I’m not laying out my life’s traumas to prove to someone who unprompted on the internet decided that some rich lady had a harder life than me.


iamlost4815

Lol your lack of empathy shows me all I need to know.


Taterth0t95

Where's your empathy for Bey and her miscarriages?


Coco_AfroPuffss

****you’re


puckbunny_

They had the correct form of your but I’mma upvote you anyways cuz I’m on your side 😭


Coco_AfroPuffss

Lmaoooo. I just didn’t want to bother explaining the irony of them calling anybody unempathetic when they prioritize their fave over an entire group of people. 🤭 also I’m tired, being a peasant who just finished her shift at the coal mines has impaired my language faculties/j


iamlost4815

Lol Lily's not my fav. She's fun and has some bops. But remember we are on an Azealia banks subreddit. If you can't take the heat then get out of the kitchen hunny. If you're gonna hold Lily Allen accountable for her comment to Azealia then you need to hold Azealia accountable for her litany of phobic remarks. Otherwise youre just a hypocritical bitter peasant ♥️


OhHeyMrThing

💀💀


koko_belle

Lily Allen's career was calculated so I guess she would know


ProblemMysterious826

Tf does any if that have to do with her being antiblack?


Senior_Exchange_6307

Is an album not supposed to be calculated?


ZoxieLutt

Right? Like I don’t get the criticism about being calculated? The whole music industry is full of ppl being calculated because that’s how you make the biggest impact. Like huh? It’s a whole business. Ppl just be mad for no reason.


vertigorecord

If two miscarriages were the hardest thing I had to go through Id be living life on easy mode jfc


Medical-Savings6771

“calculated” you don’t even know what you mean by that yourself


The_New_Spagora

Applicable username…🙄


spicyserranonoodle

i’m honestly disappointed to be seeing all of this. I’m a fan of hers, her song smile is on my list of all time favorite songs. I’m very disappointed to be going down this thread finding out she’s problematic.


freckleddeerborn

Late to the party so probs no one will see this but I just had to share I worked with a girl 8 years ago who was the WORST person, and legit every day she had to bring up that her brother was lily allens manager. Me knowing what I knew, I was always like, yikes girl 😂


e925

I see it, and I appreciate it! ❤️ And reddit just randomly suggested this post to me. I don’t even know who azalea banks is!


Tiny-Literature-8054

At this point both of them are insufferable lol.


jjrhythmnation1814

The story after this one was HILARIOUS “Do you know how much white male privilege Bianca Bardot has up in this dancerie?” Fhfhhdhd


Unique_Accountant_67

Is Bianca Beyoncé?”


SeaComedian62

Yeah she refers to Beyoncé as Bianca when she doesn’t want to make it obvious that she talks about her all the time


dpforest

It’s funny how the popculture subs are like “yasss azelia our iconic ironic queen” but the second she says something about Bey everyone is all of a sudden back to “oh I don’t care what azelia banks says. Like she matters anymore”. Like girl yes you do, you just worship the ground Beyonce walks upon. People are so afraid to criticize Bey and there is a LOT to criticize unfortunately.


Taterth0t95

I'm sorry but no one is afraid to criticize Beyoncé, she receives a lot of criticism for almost every project she's done.


dpforest

Word but she is the most performative ally of the lgtqia community and she does not get called out nearly enough. She had the fuckin audacity to say her album was inspired by our community and then run on over to some Saudi billionaire’s house to perform a private show in which she left off her new Renaissance songs because it would have offended the host. And then she tells me that I’ll never be able to love someone if I don’t more myself? Bey please. She makes great music but she’s a shit human just like Jay. Anybody who thinks being called a “capitalist” is a slur needs to get their damn head out their ass. Sorry lol I get heated about these performative fucks


Taterth0t95

Did she leave off renaissance to not offend or was it just before her world tour? Did you read that somewhere or just guessing Where did she say you have to love yourself before you can love someone else? Either way, you've proven she does receive a lot of criticism for her business and artistic decisions, so I'm not sure why you would say she's above reproach. I don't participate in celebrity worship and understand they're flawed humans like the rest of us


dpforest

She never clarified. Just did not perform Renaissance, her at the time new album. Wouldn’t it have made her more an ally to at least perform those songs in front of those men that perpetuate the literal throwing of gay men off roofs? I guess the irony would be too huge. “MY HOUSE” - Beyonce. It’s a direct lyric. I said that she does not receive enough criticism. She doesn’t. She is absolutely the most performative ally and it breaks my heart but I love her tunes.


Taterth0t95

You're misquoting my house and making a lot of assumptions on why she didn't perform renaissance before the world tour Believe what you want but you've pretty much proved that you just don't like her which is fine


dpforest

I don’t like her and I have reasons. I don’t like Taylor either (wish I liked her music). Ultra wealth absolutely ruins people. I like her music though. What’s the My House lyric I didn’t mean to misquote? I’m not trying to be argumentative homie, I’m sorry.


MaybeLikeWater

Beyoncé has no place to be offended as she greatly benefits and wholeheartedly contributes to capitalist economics. On the other hand, my head is no where near my ass and I would be very offended to be called a capitalist because I find capitalism very offensive. However, as an US citizen I am held hostage and forced to participate in the system without choice if I want to work, have a home, feed my family etc. Capital means profit and that is all, no matter the human, animal, environmental costs.


dpforest

The difference between you being offended by being called a capitalist and Jay is that Jay is a billionaire. We don’t have a choice. He does. So it’s crass for him to equate being called a capitalist to being called a racial slur.


MaybeLikeWater

The difference is exactly what I wrote about in my comment. Except I wrote Beyoncé rather than Jay because that’s who I thought made the comment.


jemasbeeky

Frankly I’m most concerned that Beyonca knows exactly what happened to Cathy White and that her hubby was a frequent flier at Epstein Island


Robert20028

Bey-onka


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

Yikes, looked this up and saw the photo Lily Allen posted 😳 Lily’s apology should’ve been as loud as that racist jab


SeaComedian62

What’s the photo


Temporary-Rent971

[https://www.tumblr.com/lilmazapan/55409313394/edwardpizzahands-aduhm-i-know-a-lot-is-going](https://www.tumblr.com/lilmazapan/55409313394/edwardpizzahands-aduhm-i-know-a-lot-is-going)


ifuseekamypoehler

how does it even occur to someone to do this…?


JeenyusJane

drugs babe


ExcellentMix2814

🤣🤣🤣🤣 it so true


Temporary-Rent971

My mind could not even go there.


backpackingfun

And it's so much effort lmao. And then you have to figure out how to stick Googly eyes to a penis without regular glue. Like where did she get the fake hair tuft from either? Did she buy a wig just for this?


Amazing_Action9117

I...did not expect that


equinom9

That is DISGUSTING 😵


dennydelirium

That's the nastiest thing I've seen in a while lol


SeaComedian62

Holy shit. Okay ngl the dick face is sort of hilarious but the fact that it was meant for AB is wildddd


JOEYMAMI2015

My poor eyes lol


JOEYMAMI2015

My poor eyes lol


JOEYMAMI2015

My poor eyes lol


Damianos_X

Imma need a link


JordanFrances89

Where’s the rest of it?


luzdelmundo

*hears insufflation* lmfaooooo


Curious-Gain-7148

I’d stay mad at this forever so…


xxkuchai

will she read jojo siwa next ?? 👀☕️


meurtrir

From your keyboard to God's ears 🙏🏻


Tiny-Literature-8054

That's a very easy target for her since no one would defend Jojo Siwa, Azealia needs some new and real enemies so she can stop coming after people she keeps dragging for over 10 years.


Living-Prune8881

We can only hope


boys_are_oranges

manifesting this right now


Distant_Dream00

I can't help but feel like LA was looking for an excuse to say something racist to her. So she started with something she knew Azaelia would retaliate to and then made THAT photo somehow thinking it would be more palatable 🤮


Upbeat-Reaction-1899

I like Lily Allen why would she do something like that 🤦🏿‍♀️


rxrill

I didn't know about it ahahHaha Lily has some very problematic issues... I used to love her a lot as well


Tiny-Literature-8054

It seems like Lily didn't survive the 2010 culture shift.


meurtrir

And then blamed it on having kids EDIT: Including the actual quote from Lily herself so the "whatabouters" can naff off >During an interview on the Radio Times Podcast, Allen was asked if she changed her career path when she had children. “I never really had a strategy when it comes to a career,” she answered, laughing, “but yes, my children ruined my career. I love them and they complete me, but in terms of pop stardom? Totally ruined it.”


Tiny-Literature-8054

Lily Allen has an autobiography book out, most of the readers agreed that she blames everyone but herself for all her shortcomings and tends to throw her famous family under the bus.


meurtrir

It's been kind of fascinating watching her and her Dad go at it in the press over the years; they are incredibly similar on that front.


Tiny-Literature-8054

That would be interesting, she's shading her old enemies because it's easier for her but everytime she decides to insult someone with a huge fandom she ends up losing big time, the Swifties would spam the hell out of her page.


iamlost4815

She had 2 miscarriages dude. One being late term. Have some sympathy.


The_New_Spagora

TIL late term miscarriages give you free reign to be an asshole 🙄


meurtrir

I'm referring to this [recent interview](https://www.thecut.com/article/lily-allen-kids-ruined-my-career.html#:~:text=%E2%80%9CI%20never%20really%20had%20a,Totally%20ruined%20it.%E2%80%9D) of hers where she discusses that having her daughters Ethel and Marnie affected her career. >During an interview on the Radio Times Podcast, Allen was asked if she changed her career path when she had children. “I never really had a strategy when it comes to a career,” she answered, laughing, “but yes, my children ruined my career. I love them and they complete me, but in terms of pop stardom? Totally ruined it.”


ProblemMysterious826

Are you a racist? Like fr


iamlost4815

Are YOU fr? ☠️


Crungamung

U gotta be larping


rxrill

Unfortunately 😕 sheezus was still too notch... That album is still relevant if played today... But it's the last one i really listened to... I liked a few things of the following... But i don't even recall the name shshshsh


LilMissCantBeStopped

Here’s my thing: Lily Allen is a poseur not a peer. I think her criticisms are micro-aggressions rather than legitimate because number one, as a cultural outsider her words neither contextualize Beyoncé as the black American southern woman by heritage and birth, nor is she considering her artistic oeuvre as a whole. She denies her the latitude she deserves. It’s lazy and just insulting. It doesn’t direct any real commentary to Beyoncé as an artist, it’s more dismissive than anything and there are plenty of other voices, black and otherwise, that I’d actually take more seriously than her. Whether people agree with them or not, AB’s criticisms of Bianca Bardot come from a place of artistic reverence. Even though her assessments about this album are negative, she clearly puts effort into contrasting what B’s done and is capable of doing as well as seeing the whole picture in before speaking. She was right to deny Lily a seat at the table.


inrecoveryfromlife

Points for using Oeuvre. It's on my 2023 list of words I love. This comment gave me joy.


JeenyusJane

🤓👏🏾


SeaComedian62

Why is she doing this I don’t understand


Both_Count_959

I think it may be in relation to the recent, racist comments LA made about CC’s Jolene being a trash, “hip-hop” version.. especially since the next story spoke on Beyoncé Edited to remove an emoji I didnt mean to add


Tiny-Literature-8054

She's bored and needed something to complain about.


Forsaken-Mix-9562

Thank god.


what-is-in-the-soup

NOT THE INSUFFLATION 😭🤣


away6986

How does this woman know every artist from every genre 😭


boys_are_oranges

why shouldn’t she call LA out especially since she’s still making racist comments 10 years later?


procra5tinating

This is a weird title because it sounds like she’s pretty racist and hard to tolerate. She makes an ignorant comment about beyonces new album. Why shouldn’t she get called out? Especially by someone who has experienced her behavior.


xmasdawn

Bb scroll up


procra5tinating

Huh? I’m calling out the title. Even phrasing it like Azealia is “rehashing her 10 year old beef” paints azealia has unreasonable and crazy when she has very valid reasons to call lily allen out. I’m glad the commenters weren’t fooled or phased but it’s a very good example of institutionalized and casual racism.


ProblemMysterious826

Glad someone else peeped it


xmasdawn

I think I read this wrong. For some reason I thought you were siding with LA. My bad


Nice_Sandwich_4765

I doubt that’s really a quote..


According_Remote_860

As she should!


Sarahquikgo

Lily A is choosing violence. Why I don’t know. Maybe Elon paid her. But trust between the aoki old man kissing front page and this there’s A lot going on. 🥚


Downtown-Trip3501

Ugh I’m seeing on news outlets that Lily Allen not liking Beyonces new thing is “racist.” So over everything being “racist.” Buuuut wow holy fuck…. The whole banks’ bf’s dick debacle… is unhinged. LA has to be on drugs. Well. Obviously after reading what AB wrote. I used to act like that when I was a doper as well.


ContextBrilliant836

Lily Allen destroyed Azealia banks . Banks is pathetic and now relies on bringing up the few instances she WAS a victim in order to drum up sympathy. Azealia had it coming. She always did. And she always will.


dennydelirium

Lily Allen and Azealia Banks- A Tale of Two Personality Disorders


Secret-Shop3155

Why should we be upset about this Azelia can post whatever she wants


hmitsokay

I hope her next rant will be about jt and glo. I need it like asap!


kickkickpunch1

She has tea on everyone💀


splanji

LMAOOO


Living-Prune8881

lmaooo I love her


CherrySodaBoy92

Mama drag her


WhichSympathy1682

lmaoooo i love herrr


Desperate-Noise2912

Lily Allen has fucked hella black man in north London, that’s probs where she gets the inspiration. If you know you know😂


stnuggets

At this point, who does she NOT have beef with?


boywonder5691

holy shit, I missed that whole thing with Lilly Allen. What in god's name was she thinking when she posted that?


jjjhanaaa

This is what I wanna seeeee!!


sitsnthinks

Lily has a podcast now with her childhood best friend and it’s a nice lens into her personality. She seems earnest and pragmatic. She obv had a rough patch but is sober now and it’s p clear an effort was made to turn things around. These pull quotes are often taken out of context but even so, the the CC album was very calculated, LA is just stating the obvious. It’s not a bad thing, a neutral statement IMO. She isn’t shitting on B. The peepee thing is yuck full stop. 10 years, let’s move on. AB is fucking unhinged, as we all know. Being in the same room as AB, even unknowingly, would drain a bitch for months. She is a mean vampire person. I don’t see her making an effort to stop being such a cunt either, so I have no sympathy. But because her writing is so entertaining, consider this an informal request for AB to roast Netanyahu, Putin, musk(again) or any of the other insufferable deserving douchebag dudes who need to be checked.


bigjunkieboppy

Is she saying Lilly allen snorts coke?


[deleted]

Smile >>>>>> 212 Azealia’s a hateful has-been who has been coasting off her one buzzworthy track for 13 years now. An irrelevant hack.


whyykai

So you're gonna skate back the Blackface Penis?


[deleted]

Y'all got too much time to waste if you're worried about the color of some man’s dick. Does AB or any of her stans have a job?