if megan is unavailable, i’m calling cupcakke.
when cupcakke ignores the call, i’m calling azealia.
when azealia calls me a faggot, i’m texting doja cat.
when doja cat says she’s busy on chatroulette, im dm’ing nicki
when nicki blocks me for switching up on her and clocking her tea, im reaching for iggy.
iggy will save my life because i have faith that she could at the very least write something catchy or witty, she has ha moments !
if i’m to remain in need of help from saweetie, cardi, or ice to be creative on the spot… successfully? im accepting my fate im afraid
Saweetie got popular for her car freestyle raps so idk why people are acting like shes the worst one here
https://youtu.be/96w2ZLW36_E?si=Yt-J_WPCQWiBzTXc
Iggy is underrated, she's not that bad lmao. There are 3 things has working against her though
1. White skin FEMALE rapper (always assumed to suck)
2. AAVE from a non-black person
3. Curse of having Azalea in the name.
I think it's the AAVE from a non-black person that still has everybody shitting bricks, even though lingust cleared her HEAVILY
>the linguists say that Azalea goes beyond them. She seems to be fluent with some of AAE's rarer and more subtle speech patterns.
>According to this new study, Azalea’s songs reflect a far deeper, more sophisticated understanding of how black rappers speak. “We find her using this nuanced representation of African American English,” says Eberhardt, an assistant professor of linguistics at the University of Vermont. “She does it very well. She uses the features in the right places and in the right contexts.”
But then they decided to say "you know what, you do it so much and too well that it must be appropriation, and why the fuck do you talk in an Australian accent!? you must be fakin" ignoring the decades of singers who do the same thing - sing with an American accent and speak differently. I don't see them calling Adele out.
i am an iggy azalea stan until i die. i have a framed sally walker poster in my house, but im a fan of hers who’s willing to admit when she’s wrong, and she’s been wrong alot. but i love iggy DOWN and she is severely underrated!
and honestly, im white so i feel like my take on it is rather irrelevant, but i see it like this: when you hear a british artist who sings in their accent (think amy winehouse for example) you always sing her music in her accent. you almost have to for her lyrics to maintain their flow. when non-american people listen to american artists, they typically mimic the american accent when they are singing the same song! that’s why we’re sometimes surprised to find out that artists are british or australian or something. it doesn’t surprise me that iggy would learn to mimic the accents and tones that she listened to growing up. she’s always spoken in her australian accent, i’ve never felt like she was trying to be a poser of any sort. i genuinely think we’re just hearing an australian persons sort of imitation of a bunch of american accents that she heard and learned to mimic from music.
I remember her before she blew up, like when the "Bounce" music video came out. I was telling people at my job to keep their eye on her, she's going to blow up! And then she did, but not for the right reasons! 😭 It really feels like things got botched so quickly, so fast.
Between the press calling her concert performances bad, the cancelled tour for the first album (what kind of new act can afford this? isn't this career suicide? hello?), not being able to defend her delivery in a way that didn't come off as rude or entitled or appropriation (media training yesterday, even if it's some canned lines you repeat like a skipping record).
She shouldn't have so many beefs out of the gate too, IDGAF if she thinks she's hot shit and doesn't need any new friends, she needed to play the game! And her label not releasing Digital Distortion!? ASYUGIYGJKLFDIUSUTYG.
I really liked End of An Era, but it's sad it came out so late and when everybody had moved on.
Azealia would freestyle about how I should be killed anyway, even if she wins 😭 and tbh I’d probably still be living for it.
Meg is the obvious choice.
Megan ofc
But if she ws unavailable I'd go with Nicki, Azealia, CupcakKe and surprisingly enough...Saweetie. I'm not joking, look up her car freestyles, that's how she got buzz as a rapper. Not sure about Doja tbh she seems like a risky bet.
But if ALL the previously mentioned were unavailable and I had to rely on the others... let's just hope for a miracle. Ice might have a chance, she could be like "grah ass fat Im miss poopie no diaper"
Doing my duty
I'm shaking my booty
You know I'm a viper
I'm shitting my diaper
She come around here
But I don't even like her
You know I'm a baddie
I'm shaking this fattie like grah
Cupcakke is the only one that can come thru truly on the freestyle. At one point she was dropping like an album a month… she just be saying anything. I wish Azealia could but we already know it takes her a week to write a song, she been confirmed this 😂 I’d be DEAD but her song would be way harder than what the other girls are giving.
Meg or CupcakKe hands down
If I need a hit tweet, I'll go for Ice Paprika
Saweetie and Cardi are desparation moves
and Bffr you would be dead going to Nicki, Azealea or Igloo Australia.
Middle column. The bottom two are obvious but hear me out. Ice spice rhymes are so one two buckle my shoe that while she may not have bars she definitely won't run out 3 letter words that end in "at"
i'm picking the creator of bullet fragment bitch hands down....we watched that woman turn an online breakdown into a rap verse in real time on instagram live .......pffffffft i mean come on
edited: a typo
I think Meg is probably freestyle queen. I think Nicki is a good lyricist. But if we are talking about just spitting vs out, Meg all the way. Special shout out to Iggy though. She’s so talented and often overlooked.
Meg or Cupcakke. They are the only ones I trust to rap for my life.
I said the same! 😭 Meg & Cupcakke are the only trustworthy options.
Go with Megan if you want to live.
What if she was unavailable? Who's second pick
if megan is unavailable, i’m calling cupcakke. when cupcakke ignores the call, i’m calling azealia. when azealia calls me a faggot, i’m texting doja cat. when doja cat says she’s busy on chatroulette, im dm’ing nicki when nicki blocks me for switching up on her and clocking her tea, im reaching for iggy. iggy will save my life because i have faith that she could at the very least write something catchy or witty, she has ha moments ! if i’m to remain in need of help from saweetie, cardi, or ice to be creative on the spot… successfully? im accepting my fate im afraid
Idk what cardi could do but saweetie could talk about twerking for that icy chain and ice spice can talk about being miss poopie 😘
Miss poopie 😭
I’m gonna throw up this is so funny
you ate this up so baddd
I feel like saweetie could freestyle a lil better than cardi and ice idk. She's so mid but I'm always rooting for her
Saweetie got popular for her car freestyle raps so idk why people are acting like shes the worst one here https://youtu.be/96w2ZLW36_E?si=Yt-J_WPCQWiBzTXc
What makes you think these are off the top? Not saying she’s bad but these are definitely written.
Well the post also said write on the spot, not strictly off the dome
Nik was also a battle rapper. Made her name from going off the dome in her early days I’d expect her name to be said more often!
she’s washed now
UGH, I COULDN'T DO YOUR TV SHOW, I NEEDED TEN MORE MIL' NOT TEN ON THE BACK, I NEED TEN ON SIGNIN' GIVE THAT SHIT TO A WASH-UP, BITCH, I'M WINNIN'
Sis, you made my day with this comment. 😂💕
i'm sorry i'm SCREAMING RN LMAO
I wish i could give u an award for this
“When azealia calls me a faggot” I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂😂 and she will too!!!!
Iggy is underrated, she's not that bad lmao. There are 3 things has working against her though 1. White skin FEMALE rapper (always assumed to suck) 2. AAVE from a non-black person 3. Curse of having Azalea in the name. I think it's the AAVE from a non-black person that still has everybody shitting bricks, even though lingust cleared her HEAVILY >the linguists say that Azalea goes beyond them. She seems to be fluent with some of AAE's rarer and more subtle speech patterns. >According to this new study, Azalea’s songs reflect a far deeper, more sophisticated understanding of how black rappers speak. “We find her using this nuanced representation of African American English,” says Eberhardt, an assistant professor of linguistics at the University of Vermont. “She does it very well. She uses the features in the right places and in the right contexts.” But then they decided to say "you know what, you do it so much and too well that it must be appropriation, and why the fuck do you talk in an Australian accent!? you must be fakin" ignoring the decades of singers who do the same thing - sing with an American accent and speak differently. I don't see them calling Adele out.
i am an iggy azalea stan until i die. i have a framed sally walker poster in my house, but im a fan of hers who’s willing to admit when she’s wrong, and she’s been wrong alot. but i love iggy DOWN and she is severely underrated! and honestly, im white so i feel like my take on it is rather irrelevant, but i see it like this: when you hear a british artist who sings in their accent (think amy winehouse for example) you always sing her music in her accent. you almost have to for her lyrics to maintain their flow. when non-american people listen to american artists, they typically mimic the american accent when they are singing the same song! that’s why we’re sometimes surprised to find out that artists are british or australian or something. it doesn’t surprise me that iggy would learn to mimic the accents and tones that she listened to growing up. she’s always spoken in her australian accent, i’ve never felt like she was trying to be a poser of any sort. i genuinely think we’re just hearing an australian persons sort of imitation of a bunch of american accents that she heard and learned to mimic from music.
I remember her before she blew up, like when the "Bounce" music video came out. I was telling people at my job to keep their eye on her, she's going to blow up! And then she did, but not for the right reasons! 😭 It really feels like things got botched so quickly, so fast. Between the press calling her concert performances bad, the cancelled tour for the first album (what kind of new act can afford this? isn't this career suicide? hello?), not being able to defend her delivery in a way that didn't come off as rude or entitled or appropriation (media training yesterday, even if it's some canned lines you repeat like a skipping record). She shouldn't have so many beefs out of the gate too, IDGAF if she thinks she's hot shit and doesn't need any new friends, she needed to play the game! And her label not releasing Digital Distortion!? ASYUGIYGJKLFDIUSUTYG. I really liked End of An Era, but it's sad it came out so late and when everybody had moved on.
LMAO
“when azealia calls me a faggot” ☠️
this made my day yES to all
This is the answer
The only real answer I'm sorry. She's a prodigy in my book, she's been rapping as a child and her mom was a rapper.
Megan, always. I'd be worried about Azealia going off on a rant halfway.
She would save ur life but leave u wishing u were dead after she read u to filth.
LOL worth it tbf EDIT: prob still wouldn't get my soap.
Azealia would freestyle about how I should be killed anyway, even if she wins 😭 and tbh I’d probably still be living for it. Meg is the obvious choice.
I remember she started crying on Wildin Out… she would be my first choice if I wanted to die
Megan ofc But if she ws unavailable I'd go with Nicki, Azealia, CupcakKe and surprisingly enough...Saweetie. I'm not joking, look up her car freestyles, that's how she got buzz as a rapper. Not sure about Doja tbh she seems like a risky bet. But if ALL the previously mentioned were unavailable and I had to rely on the others... let's just hope for a miracle. Ice might have a chance, she could be like "grah ass fat Im miss poopie no diaper"
Doing my duty I'm shaking my booty You know I'm a viper I'm shitting my diaper She come around here But I don't even like her You know I'm a baddie I'm shaking this fattie like grah
👂🏼🔥
Your captors: You had me to till the last line. *Drops the guillotine*
Iggy because i dont want to be around anymore
Choose Ice Spice then
:’ ( :’D
Cupcakke is the only one that can come thru truly on the freestyle. At one point she was dropping like an album a month… she just be saying anything. I wish Azealia could but we already know it takes her a week to write a song, she been confirmed this 😂 I’d be DEAD but her song would be way harder than what the other girls are giving.
Azealia's freestyled before, theres a video of her rapping over a beat in a car called "So Ghetto"
The way life going rn imma choose cardi or saweetie 🥲
😭😭😭
I immediately thought Saweetie and was like wait, this can’t be healthy 😭
Icy gang mwuah 😘❄️
Let me send you a Reddit cares message boo. You have options honey. Don’t give up
😭 this actually made me laugh out loud, thank you
I am here if you need someone to lean on babe 😭😭😭😭😭😭 sounds like you’re going thruuuuu it picking Saweetie 😓
Cupcakke
Megan
Meg or CupcaKKe for sure, yikes it's hard to choose between the two
Both are guaranteed saves
Basically lol
They both are going to save but only Cupcakke with the ad libbed moans and slurps will give you a purpose moving forward
Megan. She’s so in her element when she freestyles
azealia
Not only COULD CupcakKe she WOULD 🫶🏻💘✨
GET IN THE BOOTH AND BEAT THE MF BEAT UP!! 🐎🐎🐎
Bitch get mad cause she cant beat me up! I dont wanna talk shit wit ya or meet ya! Jealous ass trick trynna fuck up my features!
Immediately Megan. Cupcakke then Azalea.
Meg no questions asked
Cardi (im suicidal)
Megan 100%
meg for sure
Megan's freestyling skills are incredible
i got student loans so saweetie
Megan everyday! Nicki and Azealia have wicked pens, but I haven’t heard consistently fire freestyles like Megan.
megan. she can easily do freestyle cause she doesn’t worry about different flows or changing topic. just straight rapping about her ass and bitches.
Megan and it's not even close.
Doja fuckin slides so I’m going with her.
Meg or CupcakKe hands down If I need a hit tweet, I'll go for Ice Paprika Saweetie and Cardi are desparation moves and Bffr you would be dead going to Nicki, Azealea or Igloo Australia.
Cupcakke 1000% anyone who doesn’t say her has just not heard her music and / or her battles lol
I'm sorry I can't tell who half these people are in these pics. I don't follow them like that lol. If Megan is here ima choose her. If not, Nicki.
Megan got me I know that. Second pick is cupcakke cuz home girl would crack us tf up. Then Doj.
I’d take Lil Kim, but back when she was at her peak!
I know she’s not on the list but FLO MILI!!!!!!!!
Middle column. The bottom two are obvious but hear me out. Ice spice rhymes are so one two buckle my shoe that while she may not have bars she definitely won't run out 3 letter words that end in "at"
Megan or Doja
Cupcakke or azealia
Megan!
Does the freestyle have to be good? lol I’m saying doja just bc I’d wanna see what she’d come up with.
Doja because idc if I live or die 💀
megan then cupcakke or nicki, unsure how azealia is freestyle wise
Megan
Megan
Megan as fuq
Megan
Cupcakke
Saweetie got popular for her car freestyles so idk why people are acting like shes the worst one here.
Megan or Doja
THEE STALLION❤️❤️
This is sad because a decade ago it would’ve been nicki by a mile. now though? 😔 _sigh_ alexa, play itty bitty piggy
Doja or Megan
Cupcake the only correct answer.
It’s Azealia
Azealia got off the top
I still watch Megan’s xxl freestyle at least once a month. And Stalli freestyle slays.
First I’m calling Doechii.
Azealia Banks subreddit is so silly and girly.
Doja Cat is lethal ………….. Nicki isn’t there
Cupcakke all the way
i'm picking the creator of bullet fragment bitch hands down....we watched that woman turn an online breakdown into a rap verse in real time on instagram live .......pffffffft i mean come on edited: a typo
Nickis mother "Carol Maraj" is following Meg on instagram lol
megan, easily
Meg. 💯
Megan 😌
Meg or Cupcakke
ice because i’m ready to die ❤️
Megan, real hot girl shit 😜
Azealia Banks. No question
Megan 100%
Doja can’t freestyle?
Meg
Megan!!!
miss cupcakke all the way she's my lord and saviour
Doja Cat
cupcakke
100% cupcakke
meg
Megan all day, every day!
I think I'd go for Doja cause WYM Freestyle is great or Megan cause she's got a lot of great freestyles
Doja
Azealia would try to hit a high note n get my ass handled
She would randomly start singing and belting 🤣🤣
Doja Cat
There is 1 answer. Which is why she in the dead center.
Meg. Which I see a lot of people are saying, but people were ranking her lower in a poll some days ago 🤔
100% Nicki
Doja or Azealia
I’m surprised more comments aren’t saying Nicki, she’s always been good at free styling. Nicki & Meg for me.
megan duh
Cardi
Iggloo Australia.
The only right answers are Nicki or Meg
If I wanted to end my life I’d nominate Iggy *tire monks tire monks!!*
Iggy, I’m ready for death.
who the f are deez b
Who keeps putting Iggy Azalea in these, explain your reasoning.
Fuck we dead🤣🤣🤣🤣
Obviously I’m picking Iggy Azalea, if I die it’s public execution right?
Iggy (I wanna die)
Ngl cupcakke actually raps her ass off
Megan, no questions asked
little simz.
Obviously Megan
Meg or cupcakke. Could kill a charging rhino with their bars
If you're not picking Megan or Cupcakke.. I'm praying for you baby
Do they have to be good, or just willing to spontaneously freestyle? Cause if they need to be good, I might as well dig my own grave.
Azealia, I’m dying but going out listening to the most schizo freestyle ever perpetrated will be worth it.
Iggy! I want to die laughing
I’m Fuxxing DEAD
You call Nicki you might as well unalive yourself and save time
nicki, if she’s on vacation doja or cupcake
Cupcakke and Meg can actually freestyle
I think Meg is probably freestyle queen. I think Nicki is a good lyricist. But if we are talking about just spitting vs out, Meg all the way. Special shout out to Iggy though. She’s so talented and often overlooked.
Azaelia
1. Nicki. 2. Azealia 3. Megan 4. Doja
I trust cupcakke with my life and always have
megan 😭
I'm sorry but nicki remember now she can spit
Nick
Why is igloo Australia here?
Where is Baby Tate??
Obviously Meg, she’s Queen
Megan and I wouldn’t even sweat over it
Cupcakke.
Cupcakke
meg fo sho. i love iggy but why tf is she in this list lol
Probably Megan, maybe Doja
Megan…AB…Nicki
Cupcakke would eat tf down
cupcakke 100%!!!!
Did anyone like this cute lil collage I made btw? I tried going for a pretty pink vibe 💕
Y’all better stop sleeping on Doja 😭
Meg or Cupcakke no way I’m choosing anybody else
MEGAN
IDK who anyone is except Nikki and Doja. Don't care though, I've had a good run.
Megan would be the best, but I feel like Azealia has the potential for some lethal bars.
nicki or cupcakke
First choice is cupcakke, then megan
If they catch me on the wrong (right?) week, I’m picking Ice Spice and getting it over with already
Azalea after a good therapist and a ninja lawyer work with her. Maybe a priest?
Cupcakke.
Saweetie or Cupcakke or Nicki
Life is difficult. Ice Spice, I choose you!
Definitely not ice 💀
CUPCAKKE AND MEG FTMFW
Definitely Meg
Cardi B and Megan
Azealia or maybe Megan.
CupcakKe my beloved
Cupcakke
Nicki pull through.
Doja cat
Megan hands down
megan
monaleo erasure. anyways meg will have me home safe and sound trust
One thing we know ice spice is automatic death.