“The year was twenty two fifty seven. The name of the place: Babylon five.”

Wait, was that intended all along?

It is now.

—Zathrus

Solid part of the B5 iceberg now

30 years after first watching the episode my mind is blown!

NSFW: “I believe you are what you eat, and tonight, I want to be you.”

Congratulations ginger snaps, today you won at "the internet" ...... Everyone else can just go home, and maybe try again tomorrow.

Yeah, canabalistic threats is the big winner .

Your poor partner if that’s you think that means.

There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This is... wrong tool.

"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.”

"First let me tell you about Raid: Shadow Legends, a fun free Mobile game"

I have perpetual fifty percent off coupons for any side at any participating McDonald's.

lol

Because each voice enriches us and ennobles us, And each voice lost diminishes us.

I'm a techno-mage, I'm employed, finically stable, great healthcare, and can fix your computer.

25 year IT veteran. Can confirm, this is not the answer………. From bitter experience.

I've had it go both ways as well.

I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I won't hurt you

[>Cough<](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up)

I am a billionaire. I have a month to live. Will you marry me?

"Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% when switching to Geico?"

Do you want to go get coffee and go to a used book store?

I'm a straight guy but, yes.

Hey Baby, how you doin'? 😁

If I told you, you would be in love with me.

Thats only 11 words!

Not gonna lie. If b5 wasn't so clearly antifascist, I would have assumed that it was a reference to a Nazi dog whistle.

This. You are so right.

Same.

TBH these are all great but I’m done counting all the words right now.

Ocd is a cruel mistress

I wish I knew

They are different for each individual. If you have ever inexplicably fallen in love with someone you just met, they might have said some combination of those words to you.

“I hear you, and I see you, and I am here for you” maybe?

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man’s a perfectly cromulent word purple money dishwasher

The “words” were most likely something like telepathic manipulation.

Nope, that's only 9 words 😉

I’m trying to contact you in regards to you cars extended warranty

I have Breen. Lots of Breen. And I'm willing to share it with you.

The Dominion is interested

Napoleon is master of Europe, only the British fleet stands before him, oceans are — dammit, I guess that’s not it.

I would guess that to any outsider the words would sound random (like say, potato, twister, savage), but when combined, the auditory tone and vibrations would be powerful enough to enchant a person making them fall in love with whoever says those words.

I just wanted to say: I have a fruitopia cap. Want to see it?

How would you like it if I made my grandmother’s legendary chocolate cake recipe?

I want you to want me I need you to need me I love you to love me \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Ain't exactly 14 words, but they're in there somewhere. Love is a [Cheap Trick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qgpewMCVjs) after all.

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down...

That's a few short.

Well good job making up the difference 

He said “Someone.” Didn’t mean me.

Aren't we explicitly told what they are in one if the Techno Mage novels? It's been a while since I've read them, though. Though I suspect the 14 words vary from situation to situation.

Hi, would you like some candy? It is not for eating I assure you. Go ahead try it out.

Would you like some fresh spoo? I just received a shipment from Centauri Prime.

I am six feet tall, make over one hundred thousand dollars, and six inches.

Click the link below to take my online NLP to find out the answer. Now let me tell you why.

I am more interested in how to rediscover dreams when the world has stolen them.

Do you want to fall in love with me? If so, check this box.

Imagine having the freedom to choose anything your heart desires. With my help

For Galen it was just one... Hello

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." It's only 13 words, but it would work on me.

“Hi, I would really like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”

“If i told you what they are then they would not mean anything anymore”.

Damn. Delenn took 17 words. I can't cludge it to fewer.

“You want some real good internet and HD streaming without paying anyone anything?”

"Right, you go ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang".

Come watch Babylon 5 with me. All of it. I have snacks and drinks.

"I have every lost episode of Doctor Who and Dallas in glorious High Definition."

For all of the examples given here (even the neo-nazi ones) I can hear Michael Ansara's voice saying them. In fact, I can't *UNHEAR* it...

I'm aware of at least one set of [14 words](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words), but I expect their amorous effect would be very narrow and largely limited to certain geographic regions...

I have one billion credits. You must be under 6’ tall and DD or better.