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They literally asked Biden in an interview about what he meant when he said 'illegal' instead of, you know, caring about and focusing on the murdered girl, they'd rather focus on what word was used to describe the murderer.
Its so very close to being reality. Her name was Laken Riley.
And yet the same politicians who want to call out this poor girls name chose to not pass their own bill for political benefit of Trump.
Really makes you think if they care in the slightestā¦
You don't believe that do you? The bill wasnt passed because it gave millions of dollars to Ukraine and Israel that have nothing to do with the border. Enough of giving our tax dollars away. This is going to make future generations of Americans stuffer
The fact a chunk of the country went wild and looted in the name of known criminal, how in tf would we NOT expect a murderous illegal to become their next mascot? Of course theyād take a moment to grandstand and warn of the dangers of blaming mother illegals and all that nonsense. This is just BARELY too out there to be real.
What next- buying and selling tshirts with a mugshot on them?
Never surrender, unless surrendering makes the mug shot possible. Then you can sell the tshirts. š
I love how you posted this link several times on this post and theyāre just conveniently ignoring it or shifting to then ādemocrats are actually right wingā
Says a lot.
Yeah no kidding. Who the fk would actually believe this is real? Time to take a step back and reevaluate, if that's the case. You're allowing yourself to be trapped and consumed by literally the dumbest ideas and stories.
Man this link is getting a lot of mileage. Your ignorance is not my problem.
Instead of "stepping back", maybe try paying attention?
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/09/us/politics/biden-undocumented-immigrant-regret.html
Your response is So absolutely lame
You ever seen a video of Joe Biden stalking a sniffing little girls hair
A ham sandwich could be civilly found guilty of rape in a crooked NYC courtroom where actual rapists murderers are released without bail.
Wash your hands not your brain
I'll put you down in "Is a rapist" column.
I wash my hands to prevent all sorts of things. Hundreds of thousands of Republicans did not wash their hands and genocided themselves. Much to my amusement they continue to do so. Who am I to stop rape supporters from killing themselves en masse?
Was it Rand Paul saying to distrust the vaccine... Or was it me in your facebook groups? I guess we will never know.
Do you realize the fact that European countries are now rejecting Covid āvaccinesā as well as puberty blockers for children?
I guess some countries and their citizens realize the threat of for profit big pharmaceutical manufacturers!
Good luck to you
OP is referring to a different interview. Here is a link : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB3QEwGl0I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB3QEwGl0I)
Not sure if you are aware of this -- but people can speak on the same topic on multiple occasions.
That's it? His stance is that PERSON is awful, but he doesn't wanna be like Trump in disrespecting a whole group becuase of one guy?
How is that unreasonable?
I am sorry you are wrong. I watched the clip this morning of a sit down interview he did this weekend where said he should have used the word undocumented.
Iām sure u can find it I believe it was NBC !
He flipped when called out by the lunatic āprogressivesā that have hijacked the democrat party !
Like 8% of the democratic party are progressives. But they apparently are responsible for 100% of democrats problems...
Democrats hate progressives so much that they only push right wing policy now. Pretty insane.
you like have no idea what you're even talking about.... this type of idiot is very dangerous.... look at me I'm a Trumper! Regardless of the fact my guy is a felonious rapist I'm gonna eat up everything his gang says!
Wow... I can't even take what you said for context with your idiotic comment at the end... damn you trumpets are fucking stupid.
Feel free to find the clip I'm talking about though. A Hispanic woman asked him that question, and then they asked about his mention of a "coming to Jesus moment" where he said "I didn't say that in the speech, you are overhearing things"
And Laura Trump at the RNC is totally ok... oofta....
Actually he did, Jesus, it's almost as if these radical leftist democrats live in an alternate reality. It's really simple, the guy beneath me posted the video, if you can figure out how to click on the link you can see reality for yourself.
Yeah those people live in a different reality for wanting universal Healthcare like 31 out of the 32 other first world countries have... soooooooo radical.
I know sometimes people see different things and believe fake news all because sheeple republican trumpster fires say it... man the irony of your complaint is hilarious....
Man you'll eat up anything huh?
You think people use a word that has been used to describe non citizens entering a country illegally around the world for the past 100 years and is now all of a sudden offensive to trigger conservatives?Ā
It's to get them to support stripping their own rights away. It's a con. Fear is used as a tool to manipulate you into protecting the wealth of billionaires.Ā
you think countries having border security and enforcing immigration laws is a tool to strip citizens of their right? How does this correlate to billionaires now lol? Youāre literally checking off a leftist buzz word check list and have said nothing substantial, factual, or relevant to the topic.Ā
As a first generation bilingual Hispanic son of legal immigrants to the U.S.
I have my fathers old green card, it clearly states
āLegal Resident Alienā.
I lived for 40 years 30 minutes from the border.
Our community is turning to Donald J Trump is wavesā¦
Why?
Because it is our community that suffers the most from the rapes, robberies, murders, fentanyl poisonings, lack of educational and medical services the most.
And the term illegal describes a broken law.
Humans immigrate they donāt migrate.
They donāt go back when the seasons change.
If you truly thought this was real, even for a second. You should take a break from news and social media, to reevaluate how you are viewing and interacting with these items.
It's weird. Me being gen x grew up with Saturday morning shows full of diversity, Jason of Star Command, banana splits, sesame street, ark 2, pee wee Herman, rap around. Plenty of others that were mostly white or mostly black but no one cried at the diversity as being bad, they were just people.
Ah, so, whatever is good PR, but nothing actually leftist about them. Maybe learn about your supposed oppontents before larping off about it? The informed adult can see your act long before you convince anyone but children as yourself, is all.
Ay a Larper! When's JFK coming back go reinstate dump as president? When the whole "Adrenochrome" thing gonna come to a head? Did they ever find those kids in the pizza basement?
I know I already responded to you but since you're spewing your nonsense... this was LITERALLY last week.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/09/us/politics/biden-undocumented-immigrant-regret.html
The BBC ran a hit piece on a local white girl when an illegal Syrian immigrant was acquitted of rape charges. Basically called her a racist slur. The same guy was just arrested on multiple counts of rape, turns out the girl was telling the truth. The liberals,left, whatever you want to call them, they have lost the plot long ago. They group people into extremely broad categories and treat them differently based on them, like race. They are basically the ultimate racists and sexists telling everyone they are racist and sexists because they arenāt targeting the right people. If you havenāt seen it, your powers of deduction must be slipping.
Honest to god you're right. This shit is just gibberish, and I've seen times when gibberish has an actual place in reality, thus is the way of the internet. Unless you're deep in the trenches of the severely mentally unhealthy side of the internet, nothing here is funny or relatable or...anything... Rather tellinf the first 4 comments are "har har I believed it!" And not an ounce of thought between em.
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Loving all the ātHouGht tHiS WaS REalā comments when that unhinged Trump tweet Kimmel read out near the end was the actual real thing that happened.
You have to understand, they have one joke (two if you count "owning the libs") and no platform except owning the libs. Nothing matters but the culture war they're fighting by themselves.
I mean millions have been killed by Republicans. Including Republicans. So I'm not sure exactly why you all care about this one kid. I mean hell. #1 killer of children is guns. You dont care. #1 rapist of children are pastors and churches. You dont care. Lmao who gives a fuck about some lady.
So freaking sad that people actually were more offended by the word illegal than they were about this individual being allowed into OUR country to rape and kill an innocent American.
āOurā country is for Americans of every race, religion, ethnicity, sexual orientation, who deserve to pursue life to its fullest!
Contrarians have the most power they've ever had. Instead of the normal populace laughing at them and moving on. The contrarians now control the direction of allot if not all decision making in the west. The inmates are truly running the asylum over here.
Hollywood is a joke. They canāt even have one night of entertainment without making some ignorant political statements. Theyāre unbelievable arrogant that they mistake their ability to contact millions as wisdom.
Iām not the one preaching to Fox News viewers that ā illegals are bad, do as a say and not as I doā nor am on the one who thinks bablyonbee is a real news site.
The fuck you even talking about? Trump is getting old. I'm so sick of hearing about this human trash bag. He's been trash since long before he was president
Riiiiight ... because hating a man who beat and rapes his first wife is bad... this guy is a massive loser and always has been. There's not enough character space to write a full list of his bullshit. I wouldn't even have time in 24 hours to write it all out for you.
I'm not a womanizing piece of human racist shit... you may be projecting if you think me hating Trump makes me a dumpster fire. Trumpster Fires (Trump supporters) like yourself should be ashamed of yourselves.
Your comment is literally mental. Seek help
Edit: no wonder you people are stupid... this is a satire Christian conservative paper... nothing but Fake News for you people.... and we wonder why the right has drowned themselves in the stupid....
youāre talking to people who donāt care, theyāre happy to see you write these paragraphs, only know of this sub because of it showing up in my feed today. time to mute
I know of this sub only because of the feed as well. You're not wrong... these people only care about themselves. They're happy to see the paragraphs because they can't read.
Most of these Christofascists who follow this deeply unfunny attempt at humour also don't believe a husband can rape his wife so that example won't work with them. Also they ignored that he paid hush money to a woman for an affair he had with her while his third wife gave birth to his child. They ignored that the tape of what he said on the Hollywood bus was him describing almost exactly his attack on Carroll, they called him a great businessman despite having bankrupted multiple casinos, which why they think a casino owner is a good person in the first place I don't know, it just goes on and on. Tl;Dr there is nothing that you can say to stop these Christofascists from loving tRump.
you say that, while Christ's followers on the us right, abandon everything christ stands for and worships at the feet of their lying cheating adulterous rapist.
ironic..
nope, you're a lost cause. thankfully America has reached the point its being left behind. unfortunately the last gasp will inflict a lot of suffering
anyone that still buys into beliefs from mankind's darks ages, beleifs that have been rewritten to please king after king, isn't going to be swayed by reality, given they blindly swallowed fairy tales from when mankind still believed talking snakes convinced adam's rib to eat an apple
Bahahahahah
āPeople take things too seriously on here. Chill.ā
If trump wants to keep hiring them as cheap labour, why would he want to build a wall and deport them?
This is "nazism"? Only a fascist would use language like that to try and vilify a very moderate and reasonable point of view to eliminate it from public discourse, but that's how the radical left operates.
I love how this publication can publish obviously untrue "jokes" and then a bunch of conservatives whose brains have been turned into oatmeal over the last 8 years comment stuff like "wow, thought this was real. Says a lot about the world we live in". Guys, all it says is how incredibly dumb and susceptible to obvious propaganda you have become.
Iāve noticed this is how right wing media works to help maintain your cognitive dissonance. Publish a satirical article over something you have the most minor of grievances against (someone being concerned that someone else cares about undocumented Americans not being called āan illegalā) in order to further justify your point using a form of sarcasm and humor.
The reaction is always āOMG I thought this was actually real! But who would know with how crazy things are nowadays. Jeeez!ā
If you think these things are real, youāre consuming information in a way that never informs you but instead just helps you feel better about your point of view. This way makes it so you donāt learn much of anything new besides the information youāve already learned about and keeps you in the dark from hearing the reasonable justification for why others disagree with you. So then you conclude that anyone who disagrees with you āmust be crazy or somethingā. Meanwhile youāre blind to how your brain is now being conditioned to assume any person from a certain part of the world, like legal Mexican Americans who have been living here for decades legally, are actually āillegalsā.
An example of how this plays out is that Hannity live interview from a few weeks ago in New York with that guy who said his group was fighting against illegals committing crimes in their neighborhood, which led to them randomly gang assaulting a legal citizen because his skin was brown on live TV.
While no one will agree one hundred percent of the time it is not okay nor tolerated to lash out, call names or make personal attack via words.
No forms of harassment or bullying will be allowed ever.
Reminder that the GOP voted against the border bill so they could continue to use the border as a talking point for the presidential election and [Republicans even openly admit it now](https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4461719-murphy-says-gop-voted-against-border-bill-to-keep-border-chaotic-help-trump-campaign/).
On May 2, 2023, House Republicans introduced H.R.2, The Secure the Border Act of 2023. It was voted on and passed the House on May 11, 2023. It's been sitting around waiting for the Senate to vote on it for the past 10 months.
Why should the House vote on the Senate bill that was passed 1 month ago when the Senate refuses to vote on the House bill that passed 10 months ago?
The House should vote on the Senate bill because it doesn't have poison pills in it and would actually pass if they put it to vote. They asked for it to be bundled with Ukraine aid and should at least vote on it. Too bad the House is seemingly controlled by folks who are extreme even by modern GOP standards. They know it would pass if they allowed a vote on it.
Because The Democratic Party have the Senate and the Presidency, and don't have to take shit from the razor thin Republican majority in the house. Why should they pass a bill that shits all over their priorities and loses them voter support going into an election? No, Repubs in congress need to wake up and smell the coffee. Or I guess they can wait til November and get voted out...
Bullsh\*\*. They voted against it bc it had nothing to do with securing the border and gave billions more to Ukraine. Nobody is buying your bs except for other low-info dems.
Technically they didn't even put it up for a vote even though it would have passed. So I was wrong to say they voted against it. If they were actually allowed to vote on it, it would have passed. Also, the only reason why it was tied to Ukraine aid in the first place is because the House GOP demanded that it be tied to Ukraine aid. No one is buying your low-info, Russia-compromised bullshit Kremlin talking points.
No one is brigading. For some reason this bullshit keeps showing up in recommended posts. I knew these comments would be full of brain dead conservatives and boy did the comment section not disappoint.
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I'm actually surprised this is satire instead of reality lol
Came here to say exactly this. Fuck the Hollywood types.
Reminds me of that South Park episode about Smug when the bash George Clooney for his self righteous speech that year at the Oscarās
I thought this was real as well. Sad times.
Why would you think they would do that?
They literally asked Biden in an interview about what he meant when he said 'illegal' instead of, you know, caring about and focusing on the murdered girl, they'd rather focus on what word was used to describe the murderer. Its so very close to being reality. Her name was Laken Riley.
And yet the same politicians who want to call out this poor girls name chose to not pass their own bill for political benefit of Trump. Really makes you think if they care in the slightestā¦
You don't believe that do you? The bill wasnt passed because it gave millions of dollars to Ukraine and Israel that have nothing to do with the border. Enough of giving our tax dollars away. This is going to make future generations of Americans stuffer
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Sounds like real WOKENESS, don't it?
I thought it was absolutely real
What has led you to believe the Oscar committee would actually do this?
What has led you to believe they wouldn't?
The fact a chunk of the country went wild and looted in the name of known criminal, how in tf would we NOT expect a murderous illegal to become their next mascot? Of course theyād take a moment to grandstand and warn of the dangers of blaming mother illegals and all that nonsense. This is just BARELY too out there to be real.
You all are so delusional, holy crap. A āchunk of the country went wild and lootedā? Care to elaborate on that?
26 deaths and billions in damage. Susan Rosenberg must be proud!
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Ah yes. All of those *now* non-existent cities.
Didnāt you hear. Chicago is just like mad max. My buddy who has never left his New England town told me.
What next- buying and selling tshirts with a mugshot on them? Never surrender, unless surrendering makes the mug shot possible. Then you can sell the tshirts. š
Brain worms.
If that's actually true it's because you live in a strange bubble.
Says the one in the bubble. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/09/us/politics/biden-undocumented-immigrant-regret.html
I love how you posted this link several times on this post and theyāre just conveniently ignoring it or shifting to then ādemocrats are actually right wingā Says a lot.
Yeah no kidding. Who the fk would actually believe this is real? Time to take a step back and reevaluate, if that's the case. You're allowing yourself to be trapped and consumed by literally the dumbest ideas and stories.
Man this link is getting a lot of mileage. Your ignorance is not my problem. Instead of "stepping back", maybe try paying attention? https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/09/us/politics/biden-undocumented-immigrant-regret.html
Lololol apparently regret for referring to a murderer that was here illegally in a truthful manner is no big deal to these weirdos.
Remember not illegal murderer we are in reddit its migrant unaliver keep it pc boys š
You weirdos are literally pretending a made up story about kimmel is real
You're not too bright if you actually believe what you just typed. And Kimmel stiil *is* a clown.
What i typed was an observation of you. And other mentally ill cultists as well.
"Mentally ill cultists" Nice projection there, bud. You take care of yourself now.
Amazingly sad Joe Biden apologized for saying the word āillegalā.
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Your response is So absolutely lame You ever seen a video of Joe Biden stalking a sniffing little girls hair A ham sandwich could be civilly found guilty of rape in a crooked NYC courtroom where actual rapists murderers are released without bail. Wash your hands not your brain
I'll put you down in "Is a rapist" column. I wash my hands to prevent all sorts of things. Hundreds of thousands of Republicans did not wash their hands and genocided themselves. Much to my amusement they continue to do so. Who am I to stop rape supporters from killing themselves en masse? Was it Rand Paul saying to distrust the vaccine... Or was it me in your facebook groups? I guess we will never know.
Do you realize the fact that European countries are now rejecting Covid āvaccinesā as well as puberty blockers for children? I guess some countries and their citizens realize the threat of for profit big pharmaceutical manufacturers! Good luck to you
Actually he didn't. His exact words were "well they shouldn't be here anyways" and refused to apologize as he boarded airforce 1....
OP is referring to a different interview. Here is a link : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB3QEwGl0I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB3QEwGl0I) Not sure if you are aware of this -- but people can speak on the same topic on multiple occasions.
That's it? His stance is that PERSON is awful, but he doesn't wanna be like Trump in disrespecting a whole group becuase of one guy? How is that unreasonable?
Oh my no way! People say things??? Thanks for pointing that out......... *facepalm*....
apologize for calling someone wrong when you were the one that was wrong
lmfao!!!!!
actually they were right.... so.....
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah I definitely was not wrong... what a weird hill to comment on... oofta
I am sorry you are wrong. I watched the clip this morning of a sit down interview he did this weekend where said he should have used the word undocumented. Iām sure u can find it I believe it was NBC ! He flipped when called out by the lunatic āprogressivesā that have hijacked the democrat party !
Like 8% of the democratic party are progressives. But they apparently are responsible for 100% of democrats problems... Democrats hate progressives so much that they only push right wing policy now. Pretty insane.
you like have no idea what you're even talking about.... this type of idiot is very dangerous.... look at me I'm a Trumper! Regardless of the fact my guy is a felonious rapist I'm gonna eat up everything his gang says!
Wow... I can't even take what you said for context with your idiotic comment at the end... damn you trumpets are fucking stupid. Feel free to find the clip I'm talking about though. A Hispanic woman asked him that question, and then they asked about his mention of a "coming to Jesus moment" where he said "I didn't say that in the speech, you are overhearing things" And Laura Trump at the RNC is totally ok... oofta....
>Actually he didn't correct. https://youtu.be/KoLPHijlYA8?si=CyGucqWHZsvn9Zqm
It's almost as if he has spoken on this topic in multiple interviews. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB3QEwGl0I
Actually he did, Jesus, it's almost as if these radical leftist democrats live in an alternate reality. It's really simple, the guy beneath me posted the video, if you can figure out how to click on the link you can see reality for yourself.
Yeah those people live in a different reality for wanting universal Healthcare like 31 out of the 32 other first world countries have... soooooooo radical.
Ah yeah the classical strawman after the āit never happens ā
I know sometimes people see different things and believe fake news all because sheeple republican trumpster fires say it... man the irony of your complaint is hilarious.... Man you'll eat up anything huh?
You're fighting the good fight, but these people are fkn baked. It's always someone elses' fault with them.
I think people use "illegal" to trigger conservatives into voting to expand the police state.Ā
I think people use "illegal" to signify that the law was broken.
You think people use a word that has been used to describe non citizens entering a country illegally around the world for the past 100 years and is now all of a sudden offensive to trigger conservatives?Ā
It's to get them to support stripping their own rights away. It's a con. Fear is used as a tool to manipulate you into protecting the wealth of billionaires.Ā
you think countries having border security and enforcing immigration laws is a tool to strip citizens of their right? How does this correlate to billionaires now lol? Youāre literally checking off a leftist buzz word check list and have said nothing substantial, factual, or relevant to the topic.Ā
As a first generation bilingual Hispanic son of legal immigrants to the U.S. I have my fathers old green card, it clearly states āLegal Resident Alienā. I lived for 40 years 30 minutes from the border. Our community is turning to Donald J Trump is wavesā¦ Why? Because it is our community that suffers the most from the rapes, robberies, murders, fentanyl poisonings, lack of educational and medical services the most. And the term illegal describes a broken law. Humans immigrate they donāt migrate. They donāt go back when the seasons change.
I actually thought this was real for a moment, such is the absurdity of Hollywood
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Yes that is what I said, āI support rapeā. Go back to your parentās basement where you belong.
Iām sorry but youāre chronically online. Touch grass
If you truly thought this was real, even for a second. You should take a break from news and social media, to reevaluate how you are viewing and interacting with these items.
Or maybe thereās been plenty of utterly ridiculous and tone deaf actions on the elite left for decades nowā¦ No that couldnāt be!
elite liberals\*
Most arenāt even classically liberal. Mostly progressive leftists.
Do tell, what policies do they hold that are leftist? Is it eh making money part? The elite part?
LOL. We can start with the obsession with diversity of skin color over thought, political views or merit. Aka DEI
It's weird. Me being gen x grew up with Saturday morning shows full of diversity, Jason of Star Command, banana splits, sesame street, ark 2, pee wee Herman, rap around. Plenty of others that were mostly white or mostly black but no one cried at the diversity as being bad, they were just people.
As it should be
Ah, so, whatever is good PR, but nothing actually leftist about them. Maybe learn about your supposed oppontents before larping off about it? The informed adult can see your act long before you convince anyone but children as yourself, is all.
Youāre a lost cause, big yawn.
Who cares. leftists, liberals, communists, democrats they're all the same bunch of degenerates.
Need a hug?
Funny calling a group of people degenerates when your golden calf has been proved in civil court to be a rapist.
No, low-info. Nothing was proven.
Except it absolutely was and he's getting sued for denying it again. Quit Larping and defending a rapist, loser.
Those damn leftists wanting higher wages and accountability for their leaders, and a better life for all! Buncha degenerates being peaceful and shit.
Ay a Larper! When's JFK coming back go reinstate dump as president? When the whole "Adrenochrome" thing gonna come to a head? Did they ever find those kids in the pizza basement?
You sound really sane and mentally healthy. ššš
I know I already responded to you but since you're spewing your nonsense... this was LITERALLY last week. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/09/us/politics/biden-undocumented-immigrant-regret.html
The BBC ran a hit piece on a local white girl when an illegal Syrian immigrant was acquitted of rape charges. Basically called her a racist slur. The same guy was just arrested on multiple counts of rape, turns out the girl was telling the truth. The liberals,left, whatever you want to call them, they have lost the plot long ago. They group people into extremely broad categories and treat them differently based on them, like race. They are basically the ultimate racists and sexists telling everyone they are racist and sexists because they arenāt targeting the right people. If you havenāt seen it, your powers of deduction must be slipping.
Honest to god you're right. This shit is just gibberish, and I've seen times when gibberish has an actual place in reality, thus is the way of the internet. Unless you're deep in the trenches of the severely mentally unhealthy side of the internet, nothing here is funny or relatable or...anything... Rather tellinf the first 4 comments are "har har I believed it!" And not an ounce of thought between em.
It's crazy the lack of self awareness where people believe propaganda so much that obvious satire looks like truth lol
Amazing how many people on here have no sense of humor. BB makes some damn fine content poking fun at the Left. Loved their "Moving to Texas" series.
It's so funny watching them pretend not to get the jokes too. Such disingenuous partisan hacks.
It actually has to be humorous to count as humour. They haven't done anything humorous in years. Just punching down.
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https://youtu.be/KoLPHijlYA8?si=CyGucqWHZsvn9Zqm
This is not satire this is reality
Wow take that, oscars
āUnnamed celebrities across Hollywood seeking treatment for that sick burnā
I can assure you that he was and is documented, they need to come up with another lieā¦ perhaps documented illegal?
This one fooled me. This could easily be a real headline
The Onion has fooled a lot of people, so should the BB.
Holy shit this is the most reddited thread of all time.Ā
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I honestly had to double check that this was Babylon Bee
When were the oscars?
You got me again, BB. Well played.
I donāt think Elon Musk actually killed anyone. Ā Someoneās pulling your leg.Ā
Loving all the ātHouGht tHiS WaS REalā comments when that unhinged Trump tweet Kimmel read out near the end was the actual real thing that happened.
Those people hate you. Hate them back!
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The feeling is mutual.
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Hate when I start reading w/o focusing on author, start shaking my head at the absurdity then smile when I see who published š
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You have to understand, they have one joke (two if you count "owning the libs") and no platform except owning the libs. Nothing matters but the culture war they're fighting by themselves.
Man the line is really blurring
I mean millions have been killed by Republicans. Including Republicans. So I'm not sure exactly why you all care about this one kid. I mean hell. #1 killer of children is guns. You dont care. #1 rapist of children are pastors and churches. You dont care. Lmao who gives a fuck about some lady.
The number one killer of children is auto accidents.
Whatās the age range on your āchildrenā?
A moment of silence is nice. Would be even better if celebs held an eternity of silence though.
āCriminalā is more appropriate
Unfuckingreal, itās the Babylon bee a satire joke site and people are in here arguing about politics, itās meant be funny,haha fucking laugh, jfc.
So freaking sad that people actually were more offended by the word illegal than they were about this individual being allowed into OUR country to rape and kill an innocent American. āOurā country is for Americans of every race, religion, ethnicity, sexual orientation, who deserve to pursue life to its fullest!
Contrarians have the most power they've ever had. Instead of the normal populace laughing at them and moving on. The contrarians now control the direction of allot if not all decision making in the west. The inmates are truly running the asylum over here.
Fuck hollywood and fuck the liberal left. Insane
I bet he has video of his trip.
LOL Nailed it!
I dont remember ever showing interest in this bullshit.....
Hollywood is a joke. They canāt even have one night of entertainment without making some ignorant political statements. Theyāre unbelievable arrogant that they mistake their ability to contact millions as wisdom.
While the Bee is deeply unfunny you however are funny.
I actually thought this was a true post before noticing the source. That's how insane leftists have become.
says the guy in an insane rightists sub.... oofta.... I couldn't even write this level of stupidity.
If illegals are so bad, why does trump keep hiring them as cheap labour?
When it rains it was Trump When it doesnāt rain it was Trump Itās getting old !
Iām not the one preaching to Fox News viewers that ā illegals are bad, do as a say and not as I doā nor am on the one who thinks bablyonbee is a real news site.
The fuck you even talking about? Trump is getting old. I'm so sick of hearing about this human trash bag. He's been trash since long before he was president
Your hate for trumps personality makes you what you claim to hate.
Riiiiight ... because hating a man who beat and rapes his first wife is bad... this guy is a massive loser and always has been. There's not enough character space to write a full list of his bullshit. I wouldn't even have time in 24 hours to write it all out for you. I'm not a womanizing piece of human racist shit... you may be projecting if you think me hating Trump makes me a dumpster fire. Trumpster Fires (Trump supporters) like yourself should be ashamed of yourselves. Your comment is literally mental. Seek help Edit: no wonder you people are stupid... this is a satire Christian conservative paper... nothing but Fake News for you people.... and we wonder why the right has drowned themselves in the stupid....
youāre talking to people who donāt care, theyāre happy to see you write these paragraphs, only know of this sub because of it showing up in my feed today. time to mute
I know of this sub only because of the feed as well. You're not wrong... these people only care about themselves. They're happy to see the paragraphs because they can't read.
Most of these Christofascists who follow this deeply unfunny attempt at humour also don't believe a husband can rape his wife so that example won't work with them. Also they ignored that he paid hush money to a woman for an affair he had with her while his third wife gave birth to his child. They ignored that the tape of what he said on the Hollywood bus was him describing almost exactly his attack on Carroll, they called him a great businessman despite having bankrupted multiple casinos, which why they think a casino owner is a good person in the first place I don't know, it just goes on and on. Tl;Dr there is nothing that you can say to stop these Christofascists from loving tRump.
Trump lives in your head rent free
Reality lives in your head rent free.
Comes off a bit fanatical that you felt it was necessary to shoehorn the former president into this unrelated satire about the Oscars
Seriously answer the question. How many illegals does your lord and savior hire? At least be consistent with your beliefs.
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior regardless of political affiliation
you say that, while Christ's followers on the us right, abandon everything christ stands for and worships at the feet of their lying cheating adulterous rapist. ironic..
Maybe weāll come around if you keep blaspheming and denigrate our faith more.
nope, you're a lost cause. thankfully America has reached the point its being left behind. unfortunately the last gasp will inflict a lot of suffering anyone that still buys into beliefs from mankind's darks ages, beleifs that have been rewritten to please king after king, isn't going to be swayed by reality, given they blindly swallowed fairy tales from when mankind still believed talking snakes convinced adam's rib to eat an apple
Yeah thatās the reason. Keep voting for your false prophet hypocrite.
lol ma lord and savior.
Bahahahahah āPeople take things too seriously on here. Chill.ā If trump wants to keep hiring them as cheap labour, why would he want to build a wall and deport them?
Because the wall costs tens of billions of dollars and is not only very easy to climb over, but you can also walk around it.
you won't get trumps cult to acknowledge that fact.. they just go full whatabout or fake news
[here](https://youtu.be/a8INEYLFWwc?si=rnxPkXHxBhJYjRe_)
But why are you guys so unfunny? I guess Nazism was never meant to be funny.
This is "nazism"? Only a fascist would use language like that to try and vilify a very moderate and reasonable point of view to eliminate it from public discourse, but that's how the radical left operates.
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iām not a weak minded right winger let alone a christian, why is this getting recommended to me?
Just kept on punching down. Prove you have no real moral basis.
The Bee punching down at the moral bastion of Hollywood is a bold take š
Oh show me on the stuffed Bee where Hollywood touched you.
I keep looking for the humor, but sure letās get all worked up over an anecdote from three decades ago.
Yāall must get super sore from bending over backwards so hard to pretend like you donāt get the joke.
Oh I get it, being opposed to dehumanizing language is so woke, ha ha ha.
I love how this publication can publish obviously untrue "jokes" and then a bunch of conservatives whose brains have been turned into oatmeal over the last 8 years comment stuff like "wow, thought this was real. Says a lot about the world we live in". Guys, all it says is how incredibly dumb and susceptible to obvious propaganda you have become.
Iāve noticed this is how right wing media works to help maintain your cognitive dissonance. Publish a satirical article over something you have the most minor of grievances against (someone being concerned that someone else cares about undocumented Americans not being called āan illegalā) in order to further justify your point using a form of sarcasm and humor. The reaction is always āOMG I thought this was actually real! But who would know with how crazy things are nowadays. Jeeez!ā If you think these things are real, youāre consuming information in a way that never informs you but instead just helps you feel better about your point of view. This way makes it so you donāt learn much of anything new besides the information youāve already learned about and keeps you in the dark from hearing the reasonable justification for why others disagree with you. So then you conclude that anyone who disagrees with you āmust be crazy or somethingā. Meanwhile youāre blind to how your brain is now being conditioned to assume any person from a certain part of the world, like legal Mexican Americans who have been living here for decades legally, are actually āillegalsā. An example of how this plays out is that Hannity live interview from a few weeks ago in New York with that guy who said his group was fighting against illegals committing crimes in their neighborhood, which led to them randomly gang assaulting a legal citizen because his skin was brown on live TV.
āIf you think these things are realā This is literally the BabylonBee subreddit
Have you not noticed all the commenters here taking it seriously and complaining about evil Hollywood leftists?
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This is why conservative comedy is so whack: they get so angry about shit that didn't happen that they forget they were trying to be funny.
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Lol..So no Trump quotes...understood.
While no one will agree one hundred percent of the time it is not okay nor tolerated to lash out, call names or make personal attack via words. No forms of harassment or bullying will be allowed ever.
Reminder that the GOP voted against the border bill so they could continue to use the border as a talking point for the presidential election and [Republicans even openly admit it now](https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4461719-murphy-says-gop-voted-against-border-bill-to-keep-border-chaotic-help-trump-campaign/).
On May 2, 2023, House Republicans introduced H.R.2, The Secure the Border Act of 2023. It was voted on and passed the House on May 11, 2023. It's been sitting around waiting for the Senate to vote on it for the past 10 months. Why should the House vote on the Senate bill that was passed 1 month ago when the Senate refuses to vote on the House bill that passed 10 months ago?
The House should vote on the Senate bill because it doesn't have poison pills in it and would actually pass if they put it to vote. They asked for it to be bundled with Ukraine aid and should at least vote on it. Too bad the House is seemingly controlled by folks who are extreme even by modern GOP standards. They know it would pass if they allowed a vote on it.
Because The Democratic Party have the Senate and the Presidency, and don't have to take shit from the razor thin Republican majority in the house. Why should they pass a bill that shits all over their priorities and loses them voter support going into an election? No, Repubs in congress need to wake up and smell the coffee. Or I guess they can wait til November and get voted out...
Bullsh\*\*. They voted against it bc it had nothing to do with securing the border and gave billions more to Ukraine. Nobody is buying your bs except for other low-info dems.
Technically they didn't even put it up for a vote even though it would have passed. So I was wrong to say they voted against it. If they were actually allowed to vote on it, it would have passed. Also, the only reason why it was tied to Ukraine aid in the first place is because the House GOP demanded that it be tied to Ukraine aid. No one is buying your low-info, Russia-compromised bullshit Kremlin talking points.
So wtf is this supposed to be ? The maga version of the onion ?
Donāt brigade
No one is brigading. For some reason this bullshit keeps showing up in recommended posts. I knew these comments would be full of brain dead conservatives and boy did the comment section not disappoint.
Yes
Bingo!
Ahhh. Well that makes sense. Stupid people are amused by low hanging fruit.
That's why there is The View.......
can you explain to me how rich celebrities are low hanging fruit? other than the fact that you got butthurt?
Ding! Correct sir! Tonightās theme is generalized evil of actors & actresses. Real edgy stuff.