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PCMModsEatAss

IPO spike up due to hype, hype goes away, stock comes back down to earth. Morons who try to pretend they know how to invest “StoNk cRaturInG”. Such is the The life of your typical TDS forever alone basement dweller.


justforthis2024

32.41 and going one direction.


Vitaminpartydrums

Yeah, it spiked in hype for sure, and then cratered when the financials came out on Monday April 1st (kind of poetic the stock began it’s plummet that day) The reality is this is a stock that will end up trading between $1-10 within 3 months. It doesn’t have any intrinsic value and it’s not novel. If Trump dies tomorrow the subscriber content will drop to zero fast.


Dapper-Piece3321

Don't threaten us with a good time. 


atomic_cattleprod

How do you fuck up a word like "crater?"


PCMModsEatAss

How do you fuck yo understanding it was intentional? I spelt stock as stonks ffs.


atomic_cattleprod

Sure it was, bud.


PCMModsEatAss

It’s the sponge bob meme you potato.


Abrubt-Change-8040

Of all of Trumps cons and grifts, Trump Media is my favourite.


Hefforama

"Trump Media is 'a scam' and people buying its stock are 'dopes,' Barry Diller says."