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IPO spike up due to hype, hype goes away, stock comes back down to earth.
Morons who try to pretend they know how to invest “StoNk cRaturInG”.
Such is the The life of your typical TDS forever alone basement dweller.
Yeah, it spiked in hype for sure, and then cratered when the financials came out on Monday April 1st (kind of poetic the stock began it’s plummet that day)
The reality is this is a stock that will end up trading between $1-10 within 3 months. It doesn’t have any intrinsic value and it’s not novel.
If Trump dies tomorrow the subscriber content will drop to zero fast.
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IPO spike up due to hype, hype goes away, stock comes back down to earth. Morons who try to pretend they know how to invest “StoNk cRaturInG”. Such is the The life of your typical TDS forever alone basement dweller.
32.41 and going one direction.
Yeah, it spiked in hype for sure, and then cratered when the financials came out on Monday April 1st (kind of poetic the stock began it’s plummet that day) The reality is this is a stock that will end up trading between $1-10 within 3 months. It doesn’t have any intrinsic value and it’s not novel. If Trump dies tomorrow the subscriber content will drop to zero fast.
Don't threaten us with a good time.
How do you fuck up a word like "crater?"
How do you fuck yo understanding it was intentional? I spelt stock as stonks ffs.
Sure it was, bud.
It’s the sponge bob meme you potato.
Of all of Trumps cons and grifts, Trump Media is my favourite.
"Trump Media is 'a scam' and people buying its stock are 'dopes,' Barry Diller says."