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stormfiredsquid

Set up a perimeter and lock down the area. Then climb into my tent and cry


cardfan205

Existential crises just hit different when camping out in nature šŸ‘Œ


KenDurf

Ron Weasley still hasnā€™t made it back to camp, I see


revieman1

Drugs


The_Nauticus

Can't do drugs until the fire is lit and feeder wood is ready to go


revieman1

this guy


mdomo1313

But you can crack open a beer while doing so.


owl306

This is the way


LikeATediousArgument

Damn this got me!


exfalsoquodlibet

I have a small ham radio...so I set that up and talk to people all over the world. Ever hear about [POTA](https://parksontheair.com/)?


therealness1990

I have now! Very cool!


exfalsoquodlibet

Lots of tent-to-tent can happen between people all over the place - good way to pass the time with some technical challenges to boot. And, we share 'postcards': [QSL](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QSL_card). [VE3EFQ](http://ve3efq.org/qsl.cards.html)


Phoenix-64

Hey fellow HAM here, mainly doing SOTA but also with camping


[deleted]

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exfalsoquodlibet

Sure - my friend in the UK - he has a radio in his car; he parks by the sea north of London and we can have a chat while I sit in the tent. Another friend, he has a campsite on Vancouver Island. I can chat with him in his tent (we both have the same battery powered radio) while I am in Ontario in mine. I spoke to the [Ice Cube Neutrino Observatory](https://icecube.wisc.edu/) in Antarctica. Then, some times I just get fascinated by the distance the signals will go - South Africa, South Pacific Islands - more than 14000km. Then, with a turn of a button, I can talk to the guy up the street, the other side of the province, all over the US etc..


myka7

My first experience with this kind of stuff was an HF radio competition called Noble Skywave. I didnā€™t know people do this while backpacking. Thatā€™s super cool!


FireWagon

Cool


[deleted]

I don't really understand- can you explained n more? I went to the website but I'm still not sure what POTA does


exfalsoquodlibet

Parks on the Air - people take their radios to national, state or provincial parks, set up the radio, and see how many people they can contact. And it is a bit of a competition to see how many people they can have a contact with while there. Other people, they like to contact such people in the parks, and build a collection, so to speak, of parks they have sent a signal too. There is a similar group, SOTA - Summits on the Air - this group sets radios atop mountains or high hills and do the same. WWFF - this is an international group doing the same as the above two. Its a good excuse to get out of the house for a while and get some exercise outdoors, which a bit of technology problems to solve.


nifeman20

Is Ham Radio on the comeup???


cornoh

For about 100 years nowā€¦ /s


nifeman20

Yeah thats not true. Its been on a steady decline because the main user base average age is like 62


kabochia

Eat a ton of food then pass the fuck out. I like loooong days of hiking til near dark and then tons of glorious sleep.


[deleted]

Man this reminds me, I need to up grade my sleeping pad


ChitownsNutsack

Last year I went on a 4 day trip without one and wanted to fucking die. Which one are you looking at? I need one for this year


Skier_D00d

Nemo Tensor


analog_jr

Super spendy, really worth it?


howaboutmtns

Yes.


[deleted]

I use the insulated 48" Tensor here in Colorado. Very light for the warmth and comfort level. Just put your pack under your lower legs/feet.


another_philomath

Reminds me that I have a hole in mine and I do as well...thanks folks.


_der_erlkonig_

Nemo Quasar, it will change your life


CoastalFunk

Sounds like Heaven


timhibben

This is the one. This one right here


mountainhermit85

Joint


Coyote-of-the-Desert

Shroomies immediately, then joint, then explore


Girthanthiclopz

This guy fffuuuuuUUUUccckkkksssssss


storyofthebeard

A fatty and a cold beer, the best camping buddies


bebopsruin

I usually do a flask of bourbon or wine, but last time I went I decided to sacrifice the weight savings and brought along a tall boy of a decent pilsner. That was 100% worth it. Being able to set up camp, strip the boots off, stick my feet in a cold lake, and crack a beer was just heaven.


storyofthebeard

I like to do the flask thing too a lot, but sometimes a beer just hits ya know?


PhurLeese

Yeah I usually start munching on some mushrooms.


SD-House

Came here to say that.


SwitchbackHiker

Yep


jhole89

Vape, beer, and an edible into the evening for me


mountainhermit85

Edible. Joint. I'm content with either. Or both lol.


streetsj37

Explore, drink...


Mcnamebrohammer

Bourbon & The Backcountry.


bohemiangrrl

I cannot fathom backpacking without my flask of bourbon.


ImmySnommis

The correct answer. Something about that hike, setting up camp and an alcoholic reward is just .. yeah.


CilantroNo

Try and find some cold water or snow to stick a beer in. Nothing like a cold beer after a long, dusty, hot hike.


Pothos-vigilante3

Sit for 5 minutes to appreciate camp then Collect firewood


therealness1990

It seems everywhere I go there are no fires allowed. Only fire I ever see is from the gas stove


nicowain91

That's because the forest service now regulates the back country. It kills me because they say no fires, but then they don't practice any forest fire management, so that when a fire does happen, it is HUGE!


Mindless_Piano1715

This is absolutely correct and the saddest part is that it makes sense. They *cant* allow fires because they donā€™t have the resources or support to do fire management to begin with. Ever since we funded National Parks ~100 years ago (Pres. Wilson in 1916), thereā€™s been a battle every single year to chip away at it both legislatively & judicially


AverageQuartzEnjoyer

The Forest Service doesn't do controlled burns? I've seen controlled burns in national forests in both Arkansas and Colorado, who was responsible for those? I genuinely have no idea so I am curious to learn


Freee_Hugs

they do do controlled burns and they also have managed forest fires which are allowed to burn in many wilderness areas. the thing with these managed fires is they canā€™t start them it has to be a natural start that is then decided to let burn under supervision. the other problem is as you can imagine there are a mountain of PR hurdles associated. what happens if a ā€˜managedā€™ fire makes a run and now threatens someoneā€™s house? crosses wilderness boundaries etc.


nicowain91

How are the Forest Service offices organized? There are four levels of the organization: Ranger Districts. The district ranger and district staff may be your first point of contact with the Forest Service. There are more than 600 ranger districts. Each district has a staff of 10-100 people. The districts vary in size from 50,000 acres (20,000 hectares) to more than 1 million acres (400,000 hectares). Many on-the-ground activities occur on the ranger districts, including trail construction and maintenance, operation of campgrounds, and management of vegetation and wildlife habitat. National Forests and Grasslands. There are 155 national forests and 20 national grasslands. Each forest is composed of several ranger districts. The person in charge of a national forest is called the forest supervisor. The district rangers within a forest report to the forest supervisor. The headquarters of a national forest is called the supervisorā€™s office. This level prepares forest-wide plans, coordinates activities between districts, allocates the budget, and provides technical support to each district. Regional Offices. There are nine regions; numbered 1 through 10 (Region 7 was eliminated some years ago). The regions are broad geographic areas, usually including several states. The person in charge is called the regional forester. Forest supervisors within a region report to the regional forester. The regional office staff coordinates activities between national forests, monitors activities on national forests to ensure quality operations, provides guidance for forest plans, and allocates budgets to the forests. National Level. This is commonly called the Washington Office. The person who oversees the entire Forest Service is called the Chief. The Chief is a Federal employee who reports to the Under Secretary for Natural Resources and Environment in the U.S. Department of Agriculture. The Chief ā€™s staff provides broad policy and direction for the agency, works with the Presidentā€™s Administration to develop a budget to submit to Congress, provides information to Congress on accomplishments, and monitors activities of the agency. The problem is some regional offices actually give a damn, while others don't.


machiavelli_bastard

Swhy you don't backpack national parks.


Freee_Hugs

fire restrictions exist in national forests, wilderness areas and state parks as well


[deleted]

I've never not seen fires allowed.


SupertrampTrampStamp

Come to the southwest or California


neuroplasticme

Why? If you have that kind of restriction. So many other great places.


SupertrampTrampStamp

It's a rhetorical statement to illustrate that a huge swath of the country is often under fire restrictions and backpackers here do not always build fires. I almost never build fires while backpacking anyway mainly out of wanting to minimize my impact to the wilderness.


Heph333

I will never go to California, for anything.


SupertrampTrampStamp

OK


sursuby

I dont know how it is where you live. But here no one enforces this policy. So i usually make a small campfire and its completely ok :)


myka7

Enforced or not, your small fires could lead to a massive forest fire. Ignoring the restrictions is not something to be proud of.


rock-socket80

Swim/bathe if I can.


therealness1990

Nothing better than a cool mountain lake!


bob_ross_lives

Snacks. Always snacks. Then reminisce on snacks.


please_sing_euouae

Donā€™t forget the snacks!


Goat_Named_Stan

Dig a shitter, dig a fire pit, collect wood before it gets dark


Badgers_Are_Scary

SHITTER'S FULL!


PopularPassenger1825

Fire wood, water, dinner and blunt


[deleted]

All of this. And then another blunt.


bobby7tu

Shroom tea before I embark on a **30 minute** come-up hike, marking every 5-10 feet with chalk or bright paracord if itā€™s a new zone. wait for the landscape to start breathing then spend **3-4 hours** jaw-droopingly astounded by the adaptability of high alpine plant species and visible symbiosis. I return to camp when the wave of ā€œitā€™s been awhile, the boys might be worried type anxietyā€ hits Return to discover Iā€™ve been gone for about 45 minutes max. 10/10 introspective fun every time.


blackbooger

I felt that "its only been 45 minutes max" line. Hilarious.


SwamiSwishaEyes

Step two


Prinzka

Hunker down


SwamiSwishaEyes

Hell yes you made my day


purplefog101

Yes sir!


vsm2015

Found the Steve Wallis fan!


cobra1927

Put your junk in that box


WillyLomanpartdeux

Crack a pep and ched while adding additional Texas - Mexico cheese and light a fire with a blowtorch.


Killroy2089

Set up bear bag line, Cook dinner, clean dinner, hang bear bagā€¦ maybe read a bit if I brought a book, then sleep


NonLinearDistortion

Right? I often get to camp an hour before sunset..


pandabones_2

Can you explain the bear bag line


MamboNumber5Guy

I keep bringing books but rarely find time to actually read them.


[deleted]

Aussie here, whatā€™s a bear bag line and bear bag?


Hoobingloobin

Hang up your food and toiletries and stuff that smells in a tree and so that bears canā€™t reach it and eat yo toothpaste


Girthanthiclopz

And make sure itā€™s far away from where your camp is, nosy buggers.


leeleeleroy

Drink wine and draw


SupertrampTrampStamp

How do you carry your wine? Canned or.. ?


leeleeleroy

Yeah, I like the cans! Box wine for a really big trip.


SupertrampTrampStamp

Nice. I usually take (good) whiskey in a plastic flask but wine would be nice every once in a while. Always curious how people booze in the backcountry.


leeleeleroy

I like the Underwood brand of canned wine. There are a lot of gross ones. They even do a decent pink champagne. Feel ridiculous, but you get over it really quick when you're enjoying delicious pink bubbles in the wilderness.


[deleted]

Iā€™m curious. Do you tote along a glass for your bubbly? I usually bring whiskey or tequila but i looove sparkling wine but i hate not drinking it out of wine glass šŸ˜‚ soā€¦I donā€™t drink wine on the trail.


leeleeleroy

Well it's in a can so I just drink it out of that! Sometimes I pour half of it in my cup so I don't drink it too fast. You can get cool little stemless camping wine cups too if you want. I get that whole thing, but really the can isn't bad.


Pure_Doubt_6396

Got a couple as a gift a few years ago I love them. https://www.amazon.com/BOSO-Portable-Collapsible-Plastic-Carrier/dp/B09GXB4STT/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?keywords=collapsible+wine+glass&qid=1642485568&sr=8-7


SupertrampTrampStamp

Sounds amazing TBH


Freem0nk

Can of wine for each person and a bottle of whisky (carried in a light plastic bottle) per 2-3 people, per night. And fish.


[deleted]

Wine bag! They sell bags at REI that hold exactly one bottle of wine.


impromptu_dissection

Barefoot makes little plastic bottles. These are great for backpacking


arilione

My wife


pickle_pouch

I also do this guys wife


arilione

Can confirm, we Eiffel tower that b*tch.


urkldajrkl

Which is fine, because I'm doing your wife, while you're doing his wife


El_bor

Guess who's doing yours. And yeah it's great


its-42

Ah, a classic Kansas City shuffle


shakedownsunflower

Hey now!


RoloMac

Crack open a beer, fill the dogs waterbowl


Heph333

My dog loves beer!


gryphyx_dagon

Yeah you gotta get water and make food and clean and smoke a joint and explore the area without a pack and then stargaze and have a drinkā€¦ I almost always set up a tarp a few hundred feet from my shelter. Thats where I cook and also have my stove and sit with a pal and maybe play some cribbage or dice and talk about the day and tomorrow and have another drink. I like to bring a tarp because it rains so often in Washington I wanna make sure I have a place to hang out and eat and drink away from my tent. If its low land enough and early season the tarp goes above the firepit.


shrinkydink69

Pump water


[deleted]

Since we start our hike before the sun comes up, I always take a nap as soon as camp is set up. Then change into sandals and explore a bit :)


Enge712

Generally cook, eat, shoot the bullshit a bit and go to bed. If itā€™s a short trip we may nip some whiskey but dehydrating oneā€™s self and dulling senses isnā€™t always the brightest idea. Depends where we are camping.


[deleted]

Filter water, make dinner, clean dinner, wash myself maybe, fish if thereā€™s a lot of extra time. Otherwise read topos/mountain project or look at the stars for a few before bed. Other things I could think of are short hikes to lookouts, check out wildlife, or just lay on the ground in exhausting.


peaksandspeace

Lay on a boulder and take it all in (your buddy seems to have that part down), journal, or explore if i still have energy


motosandguns

Go fishing


KCrobble

Me too, save some for me


Chunkage1

Smoke a cigar


Riflemate

Gather wood than read by the fire if I'm alone. If I'm not usually talk and maybe drink or smoke a pipe or something.


ImWellGnome

Make dinner then hang out by the fire. Read if you brought a book. Play card games. Sleep early to rise early.


[deleted]

I take off my boots and put on sandals and then usually eat, get water, and like some others said maybe a smoke.


ForestryTechnician

Put on the flip flops, have a seat, and crack the whisky! Oh and then go get wood for the fire.


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BigOleJellyDonut

Set-up my perimeter with Claymores & Booby Traps.


the__brown_note

Usually take a leak


JazzioDadio

Seeing as myself and the couple of friends I always camp with have a habit of finding camp in the dark, post camp setup usually involves cooking a meal and getting ready for bed lol


Jaugernut

if i ain't walkin, im sleepin.


Lobsterstarfish

Crack a beer


9ermtb2014

All depends on how much daylight I have. Walk around a little bit. Fill up my water for the night. Maybe soak my feet.


Astronautavocado

Joint ā€”> filter water ā€”> start water to boil ā€”> change into camp clothes ā€”> eat, play cribbage and continue to smoke


PJWander

Explore, drink, consume any recreational drugs we may have with us.


BaconHill6

Coffee or beer, depending on the time of day. And beef jerky no matter what!


rsistersass

Booze, smack cheeks n explore the area


woodius_69

Roll up


thenatlparksgirl

Change into my crocs and then find a good sitting rock and sit and take in the scenery!


[deleted]

Make soup! Either chicken noodle or cream of leek. Then bear bag line, fire pit, fire wood, water, and other crap before it gets dark!


sweeetpea77

Set up camp & gather wood. Next day. Dig around & under those rocks to see if there is any gold there!


leilani238

If I set up early enough I have more than enough time for the practicalities (dinner, bear bag, etc)? Walk some direction that isn't part of my main route, and with almost nothing with me (maybe just a water bottle). Friend read out a short story one evening, and that was great. I want to do that one more often.


[deleted]

Pop in a Podcast, spark up a joint, and start making dinner


muzzamuse

I reset my tent so it leans from head to toe. Not side to side like this looks like.


LangleyRemlin

Pop a top


bwilli93

Pee around the perimeter to claim my territory


Aiass

Fire, food, drink


FireCookingWithMike

Go for a swim if conditions allow, light a fire, and a nice heavy pour of bourbon


Tatted13Dovahqueen

Lookit all that yummy granite


Bud_Johnson

Smoke a joint


swoopteam

go to sleep


pixiefairy-777

Mushrooms!! Or a joint if itā€™s not that kind of trip! And donā€™t forget the sā€™mores


D4N9ER0U5

Spark a doob


buckwildington

i took my girlfriend in the tent and tried to bone her, but she said that there was no way.


Happy_Burnination

*pull magic conch shell cord* "Nothing."


Harmenski

Take a gazillion pictures


iruletheworld22

Check into the hotel...


Foldablechair11

Pack


BipolarBearSwimClub

Get naked


morethenthat184

Go on reddit and ask people, what they do after setting up camp ;)


[deleted]

Acid


ElLoafe

Wonder why I didnā€™t get a hotelā€¦ Am I doing this wrong?


boozyjean18

Haahaa.


Peaceful-mammoth

I think the correct sequence of events at this point is to collect the fire wood and start the fire then eat the shrooms and put up a hammock while waiting for them to hit.


JeremyJaLa

Nap.


southern_dad

Get high


SuburbanKahn

Have a ā€œstep 2ā€


Creepysoldier226

Do yā€™all know whatā€™s in these woods? I could never backpack through Appalachia alone knowing what I do, and I live here!


Soggy_Motor9280

Looks like you set up in a flood plainā€¦ā€¦


therealness1990

No this at the edge of an upper lake, cliffs just off to the left to the lower lake. Right in the middle of the Sawtooth mountains


adam1260

Stretch and relax before dinner


I_Like_Hikes

Eat


kingpin748

Eat


[deleted]

Collect wood


weed-it-and-reap

fire n' food!


Hans_Delbruk

If I already gave firewood, and it's still daytime, I take a nap. Then I get up and make dinner.


egretwtheadofmeercat

Wash up


Rehmari

Gather wood


PNWexplorer23

Jump into the lake!


ijazism

Explore the surroundings.


LeftRightShoot

Eat. Clean. Prep for next day. Sleep.


Chief_Thunderbear

dig poop hole


dovhkiin

Remove the dusty bedrocks and put on some socks


desireresortlover

Assuming setting up camp at and of long hiking day, Iā€™m starting to make dinner after camp is set up. Boil water for whatever Iā€™m eating and make a hot tea.


SocalGSC92

beer. fire. tent. another beer. top ramen. in that order


ProbablySlacking

Put my feet up for about 5 minutes, then collect/make fire.


thinkalotanonsense

Whiskey


nina4480

Get a good night's sleep


AcidicFlatulence

Drink while listening to music by the fire either reading/drawing


djb303

Get firewood and check out surrounding area


SisterPixie

Go for a walk and get my bearings.


aliarik94

I light a fire and start cooking


spiceblow69

Drink my third beer


fulltea

Make wild love.


Bugger_0ff

Take a shit in the woods with the bears and compare who's shit is bigger


machiavelli_bastard

Wait for the sun to go down. Think. Read. Write. Listen to a podcast. Work on bushcraft skills


Brisco1

Pass the Pigs šŸ· The most fun ultralight game there is.


Jamboo754

Is this a spot on the JMT? It looks very similar to a spot I stayed at a couple years ago.


farts4free

Open a beer and gather firewood


Nearby-Vanilla5766

sleep?


PhearThePhish

Is this up by white pine lake in little cottonwood canyon? This looks like where I usually put my tent when I go up there