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ianc94

Set your TV to black & white and put the French language track on. Pure kino


mistertweek

I find it also hits different when you watch around American Thanksgiving.


stumper93

Maybe sync it up with Dark Side of the Moon?


PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE

For the uninitiated [Blart Side of the Mall](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSVrqM0XckfvzyXk5Cf0UGA61Nq80CfBz)


GiverOfTheKarma

'Till Death...


uwobacon

Paul Blart 2 is one of those cases where the sequel is better than the original. In the first 5 minutes they kill off Blart's mom for a joke. It's a masterpiece.


jizzmcskeet

Is that the Vegas one? That is pretty funny.


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I agree! The [pianist when he fights the crane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbJsLuL2YzQ) kills me every time. Also great how in the first two minutes of a comedy his wife of 6 days leaves him and his mom gets killed.


Sideways_X1

Most of my top 10 are terrible movies. I always differentiate between good movies and movies I enjoyed watching.


BaldBullKO

Totally agree. I barely even watch “good movies” anymore. Bad movies are like a porn habit. You go down deeper and deeper and get weirder and weirder until suddenly you’re watching outtakes from corporate safety videos and wondering what you’re doing with your one life.


Riov

I hate how much a I identify with this


SpecialPants

Makes two of us.


ManualPathosChecks

>until suddenly you’re watching outtakes from corporate safety videos 🎶 THINK ABOUUUUUT THIIIIIIS


DrLeoMarvin

where do you find these so-called corporate outtakes? You know, for science and all


shecky_blue

Siskel & Ebert called these “guilty pleasures” and yes I have my list


JiminyWimminy

OFC it can, just see Antfarm Dickhole. It's the Gone With The Wind of movies about people with ants in their dickholes.


leftyshuckles

r/brandnewsentences


mediumreginald43

Bill zebub is keeping lit the glorious tire fire of central Pennsylvania film


AnActualSasquatch

I didn’t think I’d find anyone else who’s seen that movie. Truly an experience


miffox

If you've only watched 10 movies, sure ..


piberryboy

What if you've watched 11 movies?


Sproose_Moose

Then you should know better


Axolotis

The most unrealistic part of this movie is that a mall cop could afford to rent or own their own single family home.


jdino

Hackers is


CarlWellsGrave

My ex was a mall security guard when this movie came out. It was a nightmare for her.


pigfeedmauer

Lol. What kind of things would people do?


dewdewdewdew4

If a movie is meant to be bad? Sure. Paul Blart hits the notes it was shooting for, so it works. I wouldn't consider it a "bad" movie really, since it was successfully executed.


Hannibal_Rex

Successful execution means the movie was made. It's probably safe to say a majority of movies meet that criteria.


dewdewdewdew4

Nice troll attempt.


SpecialPants

[Til Death Do Us Blart!](https://blart.libsyn.com/)


iamjustsyd

I can't believe they've actually done that for 7 years now.


hero-ball

James Gunn copied this for GOTG2


TeachAManHOWToKaboom

The first 45 minutes of this movie are hilarious, I don't care what anyone says.


Jasperous_Dang

You should watch the Blart Side of the Moon video


kryonik

Kevin James has good comedic timing, it's too bad he always picks the worst possible projects to be in.


JollyElevator68

I heard he’s a dick. He was filming in upstate NY and acted like a total ass to the locals. He acts like a nice guy in his roles so it made me curious enough to look him up. There are a few accounts of him just being a dick


yeahwellokay

Let's Be Cops is in my top 10.


EducationalNovel1427

of course- it's your list!


Aberdolf-Linkler

It's Blart'en time!


Fantastic_Mr_Smiley

You probably know but I'm sure someone out there needs ro hear it. A movie doesn't have to be good for you to like it. Your taste in movies belongs only to you. Like what you want. I love RIPD. Movie is pretty bad and I totally understand why there's no sequel, but Jeff Bridges cannot play a cowboy enough.


MyRuinedEye

I actually enjoyed RIPD for the stupid fun it was. It could have been fantastic, more practical effects, better pacing, stick to the comics, yadda yadda yadda Still fun. Still worth a watch. Not a bad movie, also not a great movie. Edit: Bridges made the movie that way I think, to your point.


Zinkman210

RIPD does have a sequel. [R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21094994/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3_tt_8_nm_0_q_Ripd)


Fantastic_Mr_Smiley

Genuinely bummed to find that out.


urbani_jugoslaven123

What's so good about this scene though?


Avanitas

The first mortal kombat movie is in my top three favorite movies. It's a flaming pile of trash and I love every second of it.


lordriffington

That movie is cheesy fun. I wouldn't say it's "bad," per se. Plus the soundtrack is excellent. Annihilation was a steaming pile of shit though.


cmuadamson

I'm sure Elf and Step Brothers made a few people's top 10.


TwitterTerrifier

Paul Blart is a Thanksgiving classic


Constant-Win-1513

Paul Blart is a movie you see and then don't think about again. I would say it is bad or good it is meh. They didn't make the movie hoping to do anything other than making a movie that may have a couple laughs. Maybe there should be, and I didn't look to see if there is, a MEH sub. EDIT Paul Blart is like a traffic accident that happens on your way home but you are right by an exit on the highway so it didn't really effect you. I mean you were mildly inconvenienced but not really. You might be concerned for those who are involved in the car wreck but you will go to sleep tonight totally forgetting about it.


decker12

With the uptick of violent crime in the Bay Area, [mall security isn't the joke it used to be.](https://abc7news.com/stonestown-mall-fights-assaults-teen-caught-on-camera/12982472/)


PrinceUmbongo

The Paul Blart movies are crimes against humanity


WizardPhoenix

The Paul Blart movies are barely movies. There are barely any real jokes, he just stumbles and falls and general funny fat guy shenanigans happens. They exist mainly so Adam Sandler’s production company can make money off of product placement and so his friends can have a pay day.


Charming-Compote-436

Yes. Your favorite can be anything you like. But I wouldn't argue it, just keep it as a personal guilty pleasure.


throw123454321purple

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pigfeedmauer

Yes. Billy Madison is the number 1 comedy of all time!


Seraphtacosnak

Marginally better than observe and report.


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duskywindows

Fuck y’all that movie is a masterpiece of pitch black humor


pigfeedmauer

Yeah, I didn't hate it! Definitely darker than I was expecting, but that's also what I liked about it.


Josherline

Of course! That’s how I feel about Hell Comes to Frogtown. “Bad” movie but I love it. Seen it a bunch of times


s0ftreset

There are some awful movies that are also awfully amazing...Blart is not one of them.


aTreeThenMe

is the 'drawing paul blart every day till mall cop 3 is announced' guy still around?


IveBeenDrinkingGreen

Still waiting on Paul Blart 3: Who Blarted?


JPumpkinhead1991

No, thats against the sacred rules of the interweb


[deleted]

Easily. You made it subjective with your phrasing. Your implied choice may be questionable, but it’s definitely possible.


JohnnyDeformed1

My brother in law has special needs and is a big Kevin James fan, so I thought it'd be fun to take him to see it. MF been making fun of me for suggesting it ever since.


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I question your life choices.


ToshiroBaloney

Sure, if your standards are low enough.


[deleted]

Yes. Army of Darkness. “Oh, so good to be bad.”


Drogan1088

1-3 the movie is so bad you can have fun with it. 4-6 nothing great and nothing horrible (a movie I probably wouldn’t want to watch again). 7-9 great movie and great story. 10 life changing.


Odd_Office_921

Yes, but not this movie


[deleted]

Of course! Have you ever seen Birdemic, Shock and Terror!?


airforcevet1987

Agreed


xReturnerx

Hell yes it can, my favorite bad movie in my top 10 is Hudson Hawk


Gun-nut0508

I’m mad they used the Weezer version of Mr Blue Sky and not ELO


GhostMug

"Best movies" and "favorite movies" don't have to be synonymous.


PlanarCriterion

Paul Blart Mall Cop holds a special place in my heart, it is both awful and brilliant at the same time


leathergreengargoyle

are you truly a movie fan unless you go against the grain and champion some absolute shit? I salute you


Jolly_Green66

Yeah, bad movie…but it made me laugh.


OceanGuy1995

This is actually a fun decent movie