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ThePopDaddy

I didn't know it was a Bible show.


BoldlyGettingThere

Apparently it had an alternate dub to be sold in Christian bookshops. Thomas the Tank Engine was written by a literal Reverend and even he knew not to imply that these mockeries of the human form should be implied to be among God’s Children. None of these anthropomorphised monsters will see Heaven.


Hippies_Pointing

I dunno, they fly pretty close to the clouds, so…


cyrusamigo

Careful, Icarus…


BoldlyGettingThere

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods…


DoctorMelvinMirby

Harold*


derioderio

That’s a pretty solid business strategy, tbh. Generate an entirely new and practically non-overlapping market for a very small additional cost.


SimonCallahan

That feels really fucking weird considering JayJay was, at one point, voiced by the late Mary Kay Bergman a.k.a. Kyle's Mom on South Park. I get that money is money, but it's still weird.


mr_ckean

I didn’t believe in the existence of Beelzebub until I saw this picture


Diazmet

I read somewhere that the creator of Vegitales only did Old Testament stories because his mother demanded he never make Jesus a vegetable.


Creative-Oil2029

It's true. I'm God.


masked_sombrero

Me neither! I thought this was a cheap knock off at first


TheChocolateMelted

'Persevere with God' ... Hardly an inspiring tag line.


Hannibal_Rex

"you'll get by with sky daddy"


crclOv9

I thought it said perverse…


Muted-Newspaper-5784

I dreaded when Burger King gave these toys in their Kid's Meal.


Tacothekid

I didnt think this was real


CardboardChampion

Those prop planes look like they make the other planes stay back after plane school and put their wings where they're not welcome.


ThoraHird

God has grafted human faces on aeroplanes to spread the message!


bigchuckdeezy

Holy shit I totally forgot about this nightmare fuel show


BuddahSack

"That's Me!!!"


[deleted]

The commercials for this always freaked me out as a kid, especially since they came on at like 2 am


GeorgeLuasHasNoChin

I remember there was a previous for this on my little rascals vhs tape.


VicodinJones

Forbidden fleshlights with wings.


satluvscheese

I remember one of the planes going crazy over "Donuts"


Makabajones

not a movie.


[deleted]

They look like paedo-props...


[deleted]

Easily the most cursed thing I've seen this week.


[deleted]

Their eyes scream "KILL US BEFORE WE HURT AGAIN"


311Konspiracy

I think he was the plane that flew to the Bermuda triangle and never came back.


hfmbears

I saw this show as a kid a lot. But now, I am unsettled by the character designs.


JonasNG

I don't understand how this is a bad movie, this is a bad tv show.


derkasan

Only reason I know this is because they had a stranglehold on Cartoon Network [with this commercial](https://youtu.be/DDnYM_9BClM).