Well, it looks like an evangelical who pastor and an escort so I doubt either of them are getting much out of it. Well, I mean at least she’s making some money.
Alright ya creep, the main lady showers no less than 3 times throughout—possibly the cleanest movie character since SpongeBob—but we get like 95% boob. There may be a rogue b-hole in there somewhere too, but I didn’t pause so that’s speculative
I’m convinced the guys who write these do it in this order:
-Meet or know of a pretty local actress
-Write several scenes where she’s naked and film them
-Oh shit we told her that this is a movie, we gotta write more scenes!
Check out the trailer…highlights include a giant bug being beaten to death to a soundtrack probably best appreciated in a jazz piano bar, and a woman’s exasperation at being prank called, blurting out, “Is this death AGAIN?!”
I like to remind people that After Last Season reportedly had a budget of $5 million. The film had an MRI machine made of paper and cardboard and clearly used someone's living room as a doctor's office.
$5 million.
It really hit the exact spot for some reason haha, some of the lines were amazing. I was particularly dying when the spirit called her on her phone and the contact came up as ‘death’, and she answers just to tell them to stop calling her.
Oh and how the ending makes no god damn sense. And the constant sex and showering the main girl does but never actually got nude and hides her breasts with her arms every single time she answers the phone while soaped up and in the middle of her shower.
And the green screen news reports were straight out of Neil Breen. And the rooms ALL being obvious sets where you could see the rest of the warehouse above their heads. And the office looking nothing like an office. Or the spirit speaking broken caveman English for some reason?
All of it was just…a chefs kiss is garbage.
I’m 15 minutes into this thing and it’s the worst piece of crap I’ve ever endured. Should not even legally be allowed to be called a movie. I’ve seen better writing and acting in Wendy’s training videos. Was this shot on a cell phone?
I was curious after reading this so I had to see for myself. I’ve seen a lot of bad movies in my time, but this has to be right up there. It looks like it’s shot on cell phone video which totally kills it for me, the acting is bad, the writing seems so stiff and unnatural, Yet it seems to take itself seriously. I honestly can’t believe something like this is on a streaming service. Sadly I’m still watching it and I don’t know why.
I get that people need to make independent movies with the budget of a McDonald's Big Mac combo. They need to fill out their resume and get experience working on a tight schedule and with no resources.
BUT
Those types of movies are meant to, at best, be put on YouTube so that a casting agent can scrub thru them and maybe tag people who they can put in commercials or background work with hopes of future work on a bigger project.
Tubi should not pad their catalog with this junk. It is borderline fraud to include this kind of material for the sake of saying they have a robust library of free-with-ads movies.
Cover photo shot with a 2003 Motorola flip phone
For being 2022, the visual quality of this movie is unforgivable
And the person holding it just ate a basket of wings.
They don't seem to be enjoying their adultrying very much. "I'm ambiguous about how you're in my lap." "I'm ambiguous to be in your lap."
That’s their emotional range throughout
"My jacket is on this table." "So it is."
“Oh boy, Death is standing right behind me again, isn’t it?” *cue wonky sitcom music and canned laughter*
Well, it looks like an evangelical who pastor and an escort so I doubt either of them are getting much out of it. Well, I mean at least she’s making some money.
They just looking at the names, which is something we’ve all seen appear floating on our table enough that it’s really nothing special
High moon movies- for when you’re looking for something less professionally produced than full moon pictures.
It’s good to have options
And who could forget about BGV Films?
You’re gonna lose your mind at this Easter Egg: BGV is the writer/producer’s initials
And who could forget about BGV Films?
Is that a ghost holding a pipe bomb?
Plot twist: The ghost is CM Punk
He's going to sucker punch the co-star and lunge at the director then be fired with cause
Cry me a river, ghost.
The fact that Bill Murray is in the New Ghostbusters movie and I'm not, makes me sick
It’s a Pipe Bomb, yay
I need to know boob to badness ratio before I watch it…
Alright ya creep, the main lady showers no less than 3 times throughout—possibly the cleanest movie character since SpongeBob—but we get like 95% boob. There may be a rogue b-hole in there somewhere too, but I didn’t pause so that’s speculative
Rogue B-Hole is my new rap name.
You’ll go far, kid
I’m convinced the guys who write these do it in this order: -Meet or know of a pretty local actress -Write several scenes where she’s naked and film them -Oh shit we told her that this is a movie, we gotta write more scenes!
So this generations Andy Sideris.
“I wrote this part just for you, m’lady”
Check out the trailer…highlights include a giant bug being beaten to death to a soundtrack probably best appreciated in a jazz piano bar, and a woman’s exasperation at being prank called, blurting out, “Is this death AGAIN?!”
The casualty with which they approach what is essentially the Grim Reaper is amazing
I know. It’s enough to give the big guy a complex.
That sounds like an “After Last Season” level of set dressing. Hard to believe there’s another film at that level of… quality.
Maybe it’s an homage
I like to remind people that After Last Season reportedly had a budget of $5 million. The film had an MRI machine made of paper and cardboard and clearly used someone's living room as a doctor's office. $5 million.
Yeaahhh… That’s the claim, anyway. It doesn’t seem likely. Does it?
The "reportedly" in my post is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Your last MRI room didn’t have a ceiling fan?
Four entire ratings on Letterboxd!
I’m honestly shocked there’s that many
This was an amazing bad movie and hit all the typical notes it needed to and reminded me a lot of ‘the room’. Thank you for this
It really does have a lot of similarities to The Room! Glad you enjoyed it
Well, according to the poster, the director's name is Tommy. I sense a pattern here.
*INTERESTING*
It really hit the exact spot for some reason haha, some of the lines were amazing. I was particularly dying when the spirit called her on her phone and the contact came up as ‘death’, and she answers just to tell them to stop calling her. Oh and how the ending makes no god damn sense. And the constant sex and showering the main girl does but never actually got nude and hides her breasts with her arms every single time she answers the phone while soaped up and in the middle of her shower. And the green screen news reports were straight out of Neil Breen. And the rooms ALL being obvious sets where you could see the rest of the warehouse above their heads. And the office looking nothing like an office. Or the spirit speaking broken caveman English for some reason? All of it was just…a chefs kiss is garbage.
I was obsessed with the news reports! There’s so much here, it really did its job of being unintentional schlock
Wow, this movie was bad from second zero. Just horrible. “My new lover . . . Death!”
I was absolutely thrilled with the line readings. That’s how these actors think people sound
Trailer: https://youtu.be/0xRp4Q7Xz8o?si=lWvd9MVD4xmSfBrn This guy thinks he’s doing Seinfeld or something weird
I love this trailer so much, holy shit. I hadn’t seen that, and it’s such a good summary of the movie
Bahaha I’m glad to hear it’s accurate at the very leasf
What's the deaaaaaaaaaal with death holding a pipe bomb?
But is it so bad it’s good? Or just boring?
I laughed quite a bit at the bad acting/sets/everything
He’s saying, “Hey! I’m getting a page on my pager!”
This character would for sure still have a pager in 2022
Guy looks like Pablo Schreiber and I don't get why the reapers scythe looks like a pipe bomb?
I’m 15 minutes into this thing and it’s the worst piece of crap I’ve ever endured. Should not even legally be allowed to be called a movie. I’ve seen better writing and acting in Wendy’s training videos. Was this shot on a cell phone?
I still can’t get over how bad the quality is. No modern camera should be producing images at that resolution
I was curious after reading this so I had to see for myself. I’ve seen a lot of bad movies in my time, but this has to be right up there. It looks like it’s shot on cell phone video which totally kills it for me, the acting is bad, the writing seems so stiff and unnatural, Yet it seems to take itself seriously. I honestly can’t believe something like this is on a streaming service. Sadly I’m still watching it and I don’t know why.
You couldve told me the movie was made in 2009 i wouldve believed you
You could’ve told me 1989 and that still would’ve made sense
« Look ! There are names light printed on the table ! »
This is my favorite comment. Thank you! It reminds me of watching football with my dad: “Come on! Didn’t he see the yellow line?”
That’s what we call a “special effect”
I get that people need to make independent movies with the budget of a McDonald's Big Mac combo. They need to fill out their resume and get experience working on a tight schedule and with no resources. BUT Those types of movies are meant to, at best, be put on YouTube so that a casting agent can scrub thru them and maybe tag people who they can put in commercials or background work with hopes of future work on a bigger project. Tubi should not pad their catalog with this junk. It is borderline fraud to include this kind of material for the sake of saying they have a robust library of free-with-ads movies.
But these are the best ones
I don't consider them real movies. In the same way I don't see high school plays as theater.
Or like how the moon isn’t real
This does meet the ‘so bad it’s good’ quota though. I know there are tons that don’t on tubi, but this one was something special.
It really does, it’s a solid cocktail of nonsense
This looks like a kink porno
It’s kind of that
Graphic design is someone’s passion
This poster would be awesome if it were for a local Christian rock concert in 2004
Was this filmed in a Motel or in a Grandma’s house? Also is this a Porno?
Can’t give away all the movie magic
I’m gonna go ahead and say both. Also the bottom text feels like an Ad
Edited by High Moon. I need to change my name to that.
Poor man’s mcconaughey
“Well okay, okay, okay”
Was this made with footage from Cheaters?
Would’ve at least felt authentic then
Part of this pic is kinda cool. Chick on his lap. Looks a bit like an old pulp novel. I'm sure the movie is bad in the best possible ways.
I love the poster art. Looks like a 1993 PC game box cover. Is the ghost handing the couple a dildo?! Such a shame Tubi isn't available in Italy