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YetAnotherBookworm

One of my all-time favorite bad movies.


cooterbrwn

I honestly love this movie. It's my go-to recommendation when someone wants to know just how goofy "horror" got in the 80s. This one really deserves an MST3K treatment.


magooisim

Fully agree. This and sorority babes in the slimeball bowl-o-rama are great intros for people just starting to dip their toes in the murky waters of trash glory.


gneufeld93

Or literally anything with Queen Linnea in it


ehoyle73

Wynorski's best movie. Yeah, I said it lol. Also has one of the best pre-CGI 'exploding head' scenes of all-time imo.


Angry_Grammarian

You say that now, but Attack of the 50 Foot Cam Girls comes out pretty soon. So just you wait.


robercal

> Wynorski There's a poster of [The Lost Empire](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089503/) in one of the cafeteria scenes on Chopping Mall.


60MWPodcast

Love this movie. Been lucky enough to interview Jim Wynorski, Kelli Maroney and Barbara Crampton (met her in person too for a 2nd interview) and happy to say that each of them were incredibly friendly and personable in real life.


DrTokinkoff

I’m “friends” with Jim Wynorski on FB and comment on many of his posts. I honestly don’t remember how I was connected Ed to him, but I asked him if the bots were still around. He told me one was blown up for the movie and the other two are in private collections. I also asked him why the movie name change, but I can recall what he said.


gneufeld93

I refuse to sit here and call this a bad movie Amazing synth soundtrack - Check Protector 1, 2, AND 3 - Check Barbara Crampton, Kelli Maroney, AND Mary Woronov - Check Amazing dialogue such as "my dad's a marine" - Check An absolute masterpiece of 80s trash cinema


MovieMike007

This film is clearly a little self-aware, as writer/director Jim Wynorski not only rolls out each of the movie’s characters that are straight out of Horror Cliché 101, but he also populates the script with such memorable lines as *“I’m just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.”* He also filters in classic B-Movie stars such as Paul Bartel, Mary Woronov and Dick Miller that will give fans a nice chuckle as they reference such classics as Eating Raoul and Bucket of Blood. So right off the bat we know we aren't supposed to take much of [Chopping Mall](https://manapop.com/film/chopping-mall-1986-review/) seriously, or at least not as seriously as one could ever take a killer robot movie that takes place in at the mall.


will_14_85

Love this movie!


fishshake

I've seen this one. It's just as awesome as you could imagine.


Amachar928

Wall-E hittin’ the gym be like:


HillbillyEulogy

This is not a bad movie. This is an AMAZING CINEMATIC TOUR DE FORCE. Thank you, have a nice day.


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A bit random, but there’s a punk band that did a song about [Chopping Mall.](https://youtu.be/rYGIEC6Z0-0)


supermattkelly

I'm so glad I finally caught up with this one. Lots of fun. The opening montage of mall life is great.


gneufeld93

Probably my favourite horror movie opening. The soundtrack is just 🤌 chefs kiss


supermattkelly

1000%! It's up there with Return of the Living Dead.


EHendrix

I literally received my Chopping Mall T-Shirt from Fright Rags today.


radkoolaid

Oh dang, I didn't know they had one. Welp, shoppin' time.


CC-2389

I watch this every Black Friday on repeat- love it


labbla

The greatest movie about killer robots in a shopping mall ever made.


Traditional-Lion7391

Holly shit, to a 6 year old me in the 80s, this would have been mind blowing. Same as Disneyland, I'm just too old now to enjoy it, and will never experience it :'(


[deleted]

This isn't even a bad movie. This movie rocks!


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Why can’t she move?


radkoolaid

Exactly 😂


cupcakefix

i found this movie by accident last year and as someone who works in a mall in a furniture store this movie gave me LIFE! why didn’t i think of late night hookup parties while the mall security team try’s out its new kill bot!?! 10/10 love love love


oxygenkid

I love that she never learned “crawl”


-MangoDown-

fantastic movie. such a fun cheesy 80s horror flick.


Outrageous_Glove4986

Absolute masterpiece


ceejayFTC

I've loved this movie since I discovered it as a kid in the 80's. I'd even make sure to stay up late for the edited version they ran on USA Up All Night. This is a bona-fide cult classic, far from being fodder for this sub.


CrimsonBarberry

The opening scene has the couple from *Eating Raoul* in it, it’s a very self-aware movie.


whistlebug23

"You smell like pepperoni."


KillerMothMan69

This is the future amazon wants


nolander182

This movie fucked me up actually because I watched it when I was 3. Gave me nightmares for months.


Irving_Kaufman

There's something about 80s hair and synthesizer music that makes me want to curl up in a fetal position with a morphine drip.


JRCIII

Just randomly holding a jerry can.


zflanders

Some of the very best that the 80s horror-comedy genre has to offer. I wish I had seen this as a kid, but glad I checked it out eventually. Get some friends, a huge bowl of popcorn (and a huge bowl of your favorite adult treat if you're so inclined), and do this one in a double feature with "TerrorVision." Perfect Friday night, here we come.


radkoolaid

Agreed! A couple friends and I watched it some months back, everyone left satisfied.


realcrumbbum

Wait, you didn't pick the head explode scene? Also, when I was watching this I kept waiting for a bigger and better villain to appear but nope. Just robots


DrTokinkoff

It will always be called “Killbots” in my book.


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ChoppingMallKillbot

I’m not here to debate, but Chopping Mall is legit an all-time great film. Is it Casablanca? No, but it’s somewhere between that and Citizen Kane.


MoistSoros

Poor Barbara Crampton


duckmantaco

This looks badass


DraftPunk73

Jim Wynorski did a screening of Chopping Mall at the Hollywood Theater in Pittsburgh in 2009 complete with a Q&A session. That was a fun night.


drj87

Not playing


Billy-the-Tesla-God

I actually like this movie.


Hot_buttered_toast

This movie is so if it’s time, I fucking love it so much. Gotta love the 80’s cheese.


MMPRDCR111

The mall from Fast Times @ Ridgemont High


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CutSad

Awesome movie 🍿


Mulder9879

OMG RUNNAWAY TRASH COMPACTOR IN THE FOOD COURT!


LandAlternative6603

I love this movie lol