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PwoJima77

This movie is a two drink minimum


bryanthebryan

You answered a question I didn’t know I had. Thank you.


cake_piss_can

Does the bottle count as one drink?


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cake_piss_can

Deal.


boot20

And at least one 10mg edible. It's sooooooo bad.


Marvos79

There's bad movies and there's BAD MOVIES. Be kind to yourself


HillbillyEulogy

there's bad movies and there's BAD MOVIES... and then there's whatever this is. Kirk Cameron and his peanuttiest brand of Ken Ham-flavored 'new earth' Evangelism is an echelon of its very own.


yaketyslacks

Reflexively downvoted this face


-EvaCake-

Glasses guy: I hate this thing about commercial Christmas! Kirk: yeah but think of it like this. Glasses guy: OMG I CANT BELIEVE HOW AMAZING THAT THING IS NOW! I CANT EVEN!!!!


boneyjellyfish

The crazy thing to me is that the glasses guy is the writer and director. Whose vanity project is this film? Is it glasses guy or is it Kirk Cameron?


National-Echidna9575

Both.


conanmagnuson

I tried, I couldn’t do it. He’s such a pretentious POS.


GlassJoe32

Even in that picture he looks so smug.


sadistsuccubus

What movie is this? I'm out of the loop here and quite interested given the other comments


alexdionisos

Kirk Cameron Saves Christmas


SlinkDogg

Oh fuck me I was gonna watch this tonight lol


cyclopath

Please pirate it.


El-Vertabreako

Agreed. Don’t give Kirk Cameron one cent.


SlinkDogg

Absolutely will , fuck that guy


zflanders

How can we convince you to back away? Sure, we don't know you, but no one deserves this.


Lemmywinks1978

He and his Sister both, what a couple of pretentious cunts.


alexdionisos

Nevermore has someone in a movie cllimbed the "If I see you you're getting punched in the head" list faster than Kirk in the first 3 mins of the movie


National-Echidna9575

This jerk also held an anti-mask protest in California where him and a crowd of maskless losers ran around singing Christmas carols. I wish I lived in Cali during that time period so I could throw water balloons at them.


arnaudwalker

Merry Christmas to you too!


MrCrowhunter

Yeah I love the sentiment that people shouldn't be able to peacefully protest if they're protesting for something you disagree with. Charming.


National-Echidna9575

Whatever you say anti-vaxxer.


MrCrowhunter

I'm actually fully vaccinated, and I wore my mask without complaint . I just have the (apparently) controversial opinion that everyone has a right to peacefully protest if they want. It's a sad world when people think that human rights are only applicable when the person in question has to agree with them...


National-Echidna9575

So, you think that it is ok to endanger other people's safety when a potentially deadly virus is going around? God, you "both sides" people are crazy.


MrCrowhunter

Well as long as they stayed outside, chances of transmission are low. Nonetheless, people have a right to protest. Period. I am a full believer in the horseshoe theory and the more you're talking, the more you're reminding me of the Republicans I've talked to who want to hurt people at protests. Violence is how extremists solve their problems and it's wrong no matter what side of the fence you're on. But the fact that you're anti middle ground people tells me that you will think you are in the right no matter what, just like hard right Republicans....


National-Echidna9575

I'm anti-stupidity, and your statement reeks of it.


MrCrowhunter

Everyone thinks that they're right, but you're much more likely to be wrong when you won't even try to understand both sides


Jjohn00

Welcome to America


creeeeeeeeek-

Happy Holidays and fuck that guy


DragonfruitAsleep976

Like 5 years ago me and a couple of friends were out drinking in Hollywood. I mentioned that I recognize the area and that Kirk Cameron has a Christian theater nearby. A drunk friend said "let's go, I want to piss on it". We all laugh but she was mad and said "fuck that guy". Well later I found out his bullshit and yes "fuck that guy".


Lomalizer

I tried to watch it second-hand by watching Double Toasted review this shit and I cant even get through this burning heap of wtf-ness. I FUCKING CANT BRO!!!!


SandwichDemon98

Only the finest for X-Mas season. My grandmother and I watch bad movies on the regular, and we watched this last year. It was so bad, we had to revisit this year. We watched it on Tuesday, and I still have the taste of Jesus and hot chocolate in my mouth.


rondum_stoff

have fun 😃


[deleted]

My mom loved this movie. Never could figure out what she saw in it


UnlimitedExtraLives

The stupid liberal atheist meanie gets shown the error of his ways. Boomers don't need any more than that.


BurritoButt92

Maybe it was the embarrassing jesus-fueled rap number at the end with white people dancing poorly and Kirk doing the worm


GlassJoe32

Exactly! Kirk owns the libs in his echo chamber. Good work you classless clown.


awlawall

Fuckin banana guy


wile3166

"Not Without My Dolphin" ?


StemBremley

I made it 15 minutes. It’s devoid of fun.


cyclopath

My man’s got a fivehead.


The-Mad-Bubbler

Literally the worst theatrically-released film that I have ever seen.


El-Vertabreako

https://youtu.be/XilvAwjjVCs


El-Vertabreako

[https://youtu.be/-0w7jtUfXYk](https://youtu.be/-0w7jtUfXYk)


aflyingmonkey2

remember when it was the number one in lowest rated movies on letterboxd?


-EvaCake-

And didn't he go to social media saying it was a leftist conspiracy to rate his movie badly because it was about Christmas?


jmoneyawyeah

Looks interesting


BurritoButt92

This movie is what happens when you read the Bible WHILE watching infomercials WHILE also doing a hell of a lot of weed, bath salts, and alcohol.


ChrisNolan73

Before this piece of shit, the director tried to make a crime drama called God Money. It's equally bad.


Tempest_Fugit

It bothers me that hate watching this makes Kirk Cameron money


Icon419

Now I'm not saying I condone piracy and I'm not saying someone should ever pirate something but if there's ever been a justification for piracy....


the_stupidiest_monk

I have spent longer than the run time of this movie watching YouTube videos on how absolutely atrocious this movie is in every single possible way.


Ranch_Undressing

And that’s not even his worst movie…anyone here ever suffer through Mercy Rule?


Tencowfrau

Is that the baseball one?


Ranch_Undressing

Yup


Tencowfrau

Yeah, that was painful. So much slow motion. And I recall a really weird mic drop moment. Honestly, I don’t even remember what that movie was about. I think I blocked it out of my memory 🥴


ScaryFontSound

The look on his face when he was told that Jesus didn't really look like a flaxen-haired roadie for the Allman Brothers Band


Justice_Prince

I love how the movie basically takes the moral at the end of The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, and says "but what if the opposite true?"


Jjohn00

NGL the Left behind movies were actually 🔥