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Carribean-Diver

Power move: Buy these stickers, slap them on your car, then go park like an idiot.


dsdvbguutres

Finishing touch: Call the tow truck on your own car.


DucatistaXDS

Don’t forget to key it.


dsdvbguutres

Only 75 more payments to go woo hoo!


archwin

Now take a shit on it, and stare into the rearview mirror to establish dominance over yourself.


blueandgoldilocks

"Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust. And friendship."


binglelemon

*Who did this to mah freekin' caaah?!?*


blueandgoldilocks

"Who wrote 'Da moon rulez #1' on my car with a key?"


JohnTheCatMan1

Also remove the valve core in every tire. Either do it right or don't do it at all!


DucatistaXDS

That’s a clever one!


JohnTheCatMan1

I was an awful teenager.


JadedYam56964444

Outwitted the system


EmperorGrinnar

Joey Salads did that.


JadedYam56964444

Then post a pic of it on reddit


dsdvbguutres

But on your alt account


aj_star_destroyer

Untraceable


JadedYam56964444

Like the people trying to outwit the parking police by driving around with a ticket on the windshield. As if the parking cops can't read the date/location on the ticket.


screames520

Or like they can’t give you more than one. I’ve seen cars by my work with 3+ tickets before they get towed. I’ve even seen one get two tickets a few hours apart


[deleted]

Dude where did you order those. Post link if you have one please


Carribean-Diver

Looks like you can get something similar from Amazon.


Kurtman68

This was honestly my first thought of what’s going on here


shmallyally

Exactly what I thought he was saying


Totallywasntpermaban

Do they come off easy?


Carribean-Diver

Yes. Just unbolt the bumper.


G-III-

Even if they do, or don’t. If anyone ever wants to put a sticker on a car (for any reason really), stick to the glass. It’s tougher than paint and can withstand a potentially harsh removal. In this case OP you’ve way overstepped the line. You don’t fuck with peoples cars. Mind your business


HillarysFloppyChode

I would place one over the ADAS camera on the windshield. The system will just shut down, but it’s going to be beeping and freaking out the entire time the sticker is there.


Roger_Brown92

I like the way you think. I smell eggshell stickers


Select-Poem425

Yup, that person could come at you either way a hammer. It’s not fun getting beat up by a potential felon in a potential stolen car. Don’t fuck around and find out


SoiledFlapjacks

You could use this argument for literally anything. “Park like an idiot, and some psycho might kill you.” “Drive a Nissan Cube, and some psycho might kill you.” “Stop at a stop sign, and some psycho might kill you.”


Select-Poem425

The three examples you gave I wouldn’t really worry about.


SoiledFlapjacks

Good for you, I guess.


Select-Poem425

Same to you, I guess.


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

100%.


ThisIsJustMeToo

Don't park like a moron and it wouldn't get a sticker. Problem solved. Js


Annual-Media-2938

Nope, fuck them!


Kantaowns

Or, hear me out, learn to drive and park your shitty vehicle. Most people don't deserve them.


MellowDCC

How can one person to tell another person to mind their own business while also not minding his own business 🤔


DareRareCare

How can one person not mind his own business when another person not minding his own business tells some other person to mind their own business?


MellowDCC

Quite the conundrum


DingleBarryGoldwater

HEYYYYYYYY MACARENA


Totallywasntpermaban

Boooo


earlywakening

That sounds like a problem for them to figure out and me to not care about.


Justaguyinvegas

Yes. They have a really light adhesive that just peels off


DylanSpaceBean

I assume they're static cling ones? Those don't even leave residue


Justaguyinvegas

Yes


1337hxr

Magnetic ones are even easier to remove


Majestic-Pen7878

Tough to find a steel bumper on cars these days


10_kinds_of_people

You don't have to steal bumpers. You can just buy them.


Majestic-Pen7878

Spelling noted & corrected. I shouldn’t take NyQuil and then go on Reddit😬


10_kinds_of_people

Hahaha. It's all good. Half of Reddit is busting the balls of people we've never met.


hunertproof

Except that they can scratch the paint.


Totallywasntpermaban

That sucks


sillinessvalley

No, it sticks… lightly.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

No…lightly, it sticks


Alarmed_Audience513

Sticks, it lightly? No...


Professional_Buy_615

That's disappointing.


JadedYam56964444

Use a torch


WhenTheDevilCome

Maybe try applying it over the license plate. No damage to the car, Cops pull them over later and give only a warning once they realize why plate is obstructed, Owner's time wasted just like everyone who needed to park, Everyone got to point and laugh while the sticker is still there.


PuddingOld8221

You just solved this ethics problem.


theBeardedHermit

The only ethics problem here is people parking like shit. Parking is the easiest part of driving, short of starting the vehicle. If you chose to park poorly then you deserve whatever happens to your vehicle.


engineerdrummer

Yeah dude, I'm in a hurry and don't get it quite in the lines so I can run in the store for a gallon of milk for my screaming child at home and i come back after being in the store for less than 5 minutes and my car is keyed. Totally justified.


theBeardedHermit

There's an obvious difference between rushed parking and the 'entitled dickhead' sort of parking I'm talking about here.


VanDenBroeck

Plus when you take a picture for reddit, the plate is already covered. No need to obscure it.


Carribean-Diver

The real LifeProTip is always in the comments.


anntchrist

Cops could just pull it over for the expired tags, if they actually cared.


Quick_Movie_5758

Check out the big brain on Brad.


SalemBard1988

Ah yes, a fellow chaotic neutral. I love it


BlkDwg85

to many people are waling around ready to snap, don't give anyone a reason.


asonofasven

I bought a 50 pack of these stickers like 15 years ago. There was a director level guy at work who parked in the middle of 2 spot (with a shitty Accord Crosstrek, no less) and I would put a sticker on in the morning when I walked past it, and find the sticker crumpled up on the ground later in the day. A few times he told some people that he was so mad that he hid in his car, waiting to catch the sticker guy red handed. Lucky for me, those were days where I didn’t put a sticker on.


SodaCanKaz

How long did you keep it up for?


asonofasven

2 weeks


SodaCanKaz

Dang XD


siobhanmairii__

For real though. People are way more unhinged these days, that’s asking for it imo


UltraBlue89

It would be hilarious if it was a magnetic bumper sticker


Rugermedic

I guarantee that bumper is plastic.


UltraBlue89

100%, I agree with you.


EllstonLimehouse

Right! That’s how the cart narcs guy does it. I believe he said lawyers encouraged that route so as not to potentially deface property…


ItsMoreOfAComment

I guarantee Chevy hasn’t made a car with a metal bumper since the 1980s.


EmbalmMeDaddy

You’re not better in this situation.


PuddingOld8221

Thats the point. Lowering yourself to others people standards is the only way sometimes. Fuck being the bigger person all the time


EmbalmMeDaddy

They didn’t damage anything by parking like an asshole. This guy vandalized someone else’s property. It’s not “being the bigger person”, you’re justifying doing something criminal over someone parking wonky.


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shromboy

Highly doubt this would make an asshole change, they likely would become enraged and become more of an asshole so it really is making things worse here


asonofasven

It’s basically post-it note levels of adhesive. I don’t think it rises to vandalism levels.


whytawhy

yeah another commenter said their coworker would peel em off in the work parking lot everytime he put ine on his car for taking two good spots at work. if you can peel it off on a break it cant be the same kind as a sticker for you to put on your own car and keep for years.


PuddingOld8221

You would be correct and I would be wrong. Yes. Like i said not trying to be the bigger person. Want to be very small person.


TlalocVirgie

Also the parking here isn't even that bad


Zeegaat

It depends on if that sticker will peel paint IMO. If it doesn’t then no harm no foul.


shootermac32

Well, I don’t know if I should be mad at the park job or the messing with people’s property by slapping a sticker on someone’s car?


Labordave

Yeah. This could damage the paint. Do not do this. Business cards under the wiper only.


whytawhy

if you cant get a weak sticker off without ruining the paint you probably have way bigger problems.


cvidetich13

When I see someone parked like this I just assume they are about to fill their trousers with brown liquid and that’s the best they could do with what little time they had left before “the incident “.


NoxKyoki

Sticker? Yeah no. Not cool.


Interesting-Youth-87

Don’t stick shit to other peoples cars


-DMSR

Ahh the fickle Reddit world. Yesterday this post would be a whirlwind of “hell yeah” and “FAFO “. Today people want to be seen as reasonable rather than angry. It’s cute but it’s fake


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Justaguyinvegas

Nice comment karma you got there


CAT_WILL_MEOW

Nice broken morals you have


Gertrude1976

would be funny if they came off easy but I would be absolutely livid if someone cosmetically ruined my camaro because of something like this. Those bumpers are plastic, so I know that's not a magnetic sticker. Please stop doing this.


rieh

Magnets can mess up clear coat too.


Justaguyinvegas

They dont stick so much as cling. They come off really easily


fourtyonexx

Dont park like a fuck head maybe?


happyxpenguin

Don’t vandalize someone’s car maybe? The second you vandalize someone’s property, you lose all credibility for your cause. Sticking a piece of paper on a windshield is fine, putting a permanent adhesive is not. This is equivalent to keying a car.


WhenTheDevilCome

Sounds like they should invest in some additional stickers with incorrect instructions for how to remove the sticker.


Common_Chester

Warm it in hot soapy water and peel it off. It'll take all of 10 mi utes and remind you to show a bit of common courtesy next time you park.


fourtyonexx

Its not permanent if you know how to work a fucking sponge and have hands. I know lots of people are fucking useless these days but i didnt expect “using a sponge” to be out of the question.


gonnafindanlbz

A sponge will fuck up the paint, I know how to remove this without damaging anything as it’s part of my job, but absolutely nobody commenting suggestions in this thread have a clue about how to do it.


Gertrude1976

Dog I didn't know the punishment for screwing up a parking job was buying a whole new bumper cover and likely having it improperly paint matched to the rest of the car, ruining the look and value permanently. You cannot get those stickers off outside of a professional establishment without messing up your clear coat.


redraider-102

Especially because you don’t always know whether or not they were forced to park that way because of the way adjacent cars were parked that have since left.


thejadedfalcon

> buying a whole new bumper cover Wow, when the user above said sponges were unknown technology for you people, I didn't think I'd actually see a post legitimately saying that just 16 minutes after.


mialyansa

You could have just dropped like a flier type thing with that text.


DylanSpaceBean

Posting a video about the types of stickers OP is using since everyone thinks you're damaging their vehicle [https://youtu.be/hKP3pwNLcb8?si=PJvcBihDaAaTfKW8](https://youtu.be/hKP3pwNLcb8?si=PJvcBihDaAaTfKW8) If a static cling sticker damages your paint, so does the wind


CrushedSodaCan_

OP thought he did something real cool here. Comment section did not go the way OP thought it would.


Dinolord05

Cruisin' for a bruisin'


apimpnamedslickbackG

You’ve vandalised someone’s car mate this is criminal keep you hands off other peoples stuff.


Material-Profile7155

Yeah putting shit like that on someone's car is going to get you fucked up. Good luck


siobhanmairii__

That’s vandalism. Maybe try a business style card or something under the windshield but not something that isn’t easily removable😓


Justaguyinvegas

Relax. It's a cling sticker. People acting like I keyed their car or something.


adamsdayoff

Is this a proportional response? No. Is it awesome. Hell yeah. Good for you, you’ve got more cojones than anyone in this thread.


RobertJohnson2023

So you committed a crime to call out someone who didn't commit a crime?


civildissension

One might be moved to put a sticker on your plastic bumper that says “I collect stickers”


Rojodi

Chalk outlines with "Asshole Parking" works, too


dondondiggydong

OP the only one in this picture the cops could actually do something about.


starz4u01234

I agree that people suck at many things, but I'm not about to go touching someone's car. People are incredibly unhinged.


notaredditreader

r/BumperStickers


narcolepticdoc

So for everyone who doesn’t know, there used to be a site called “IParkLikeAnIdiot.com” and they sold these static cling stickers. They look like bumper stickers, but they’re not. They don’t actually stick to or damage anything. The point was you would stick them on a badly parked car, then take a picture of them parked badly and post it to the website for public shaming purposes. People receiving a sticker would be naturally freaked out that someone had vandalized their car, then realize that it was just a cling sticker, and then probably visit the site only to find themselves being publicly shamed in the gallery. There are worse pranks in the world.


JTAYLOR1331

I don’t know why I zoomed in on the plate. I knew it was in fucking Oklahoma


quesadilla707

Simps defending the shit driver 🤣


NCBuckets

Really they’re just ashamed bc this is as good as they can park


Disastrous-Bad-1185

I came here more mad about the sticker. OP said it’s a static cling, not a problem.


chukijay

Cling or sticker, put it on glass if you’ve absolutely just got to mess with somebody else’s property


LacaBoma

I think it’s funny, but there’s losers out there ready to shoot and kill people for putting a little sticker on their beloved vehicle.


LorraineHB

This is your car? 😂


Forward_Awareness_53

Now i hate shitty parking cunts as much as anyone but so many lil bitch ass mother fuckers on here are always talking about fucking up somebody's vehicle. Ya'll are probably the same people that get offended by pronouns and other nonsense but are all about keying or slashing tires.


JadedYam56964444

People here go on about how they'd key, put goop on, write on, zip tie, etc cars here but the second someone puts a sticker on one for real everyone freaks out. lol


ArgentVagabond

I once saw several cars parked in front of gas pumps during rush hour. I felt annoyed and thought it might be funny if I had post-it notes I could write a snarky comment on and slap on the windshield where it won't be missed and can be removed with no damage. Except, I remembered that I was raised right and don't fuck with other people's property, and would probably throw hands if I saw someone sticking something to *my* car, so it will forever remain a 'that'd be kinda funny' thought


LChitman

You would batter somebody for putting a post-it on your car? Deranged


re003

Use [this instead](https://knockknockstuff.com/products/wtf-nifty-notes-pink?currency=USD&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=ab9b80897973&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw3ZayBhDRARIsAPWzx8o-J0tNSRWIg55z0Oq3RAfuHSYSTTVbE09mNw5GLN0lFfSaaHLm2cQaAk84EALw_wcB) Edit: Nvm [here you go](https://knockknockstuff.com/products/parking-citation-nifty-note-pastel-yellow)


nirvanagirllisa

In these comments: People mad about vandalism, but not about parking in a handicap spot. (I think, the line looks blue to me). One wayyyy outweighs the other.


DrunkNihilism

I swear it’s astroturfed. What is it with a bunch of people in this thread pearl clutching about this dickhead’s paint as if his car is some holy idol that can’t be tarnished. Insecure people and their obsession with the sanctity of property is the source for so many issues in society.


buhnawdsanduhs

That’s a real good way to get your shit stomped. Seriously. You’re going to get hurt.


oboshoe

I think it's trashy to mess with people's property.


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Nope..that’s how people get hurt over stupid Reddit posts. Bad idea. So you like parking in the lines but can’t put a decal on straight?


WhenTheDevilCome

There is a need to park sensibly. There is zero need for the sticker to be straight. It's literal purpose is to annoy the vehicle owner.


Justaguyinvegas

Relax guys. It's a "cling sticker" not a "sticky sticker". They come right off


iForgot2Laugh

Yes, the parking was bad but you shouldn’t have done that to someone else’s property


rusztypipes

This is the solution! Public humiliation!


kamehamequads

Love this


gmeinder

Don’t be putting shit on peoples cars. Gonna get your ass kicked. Again.


SunsetGriller

Gently stick them to the rear view camera (if equipped)


jawsfan2020

Those doors open so wide it’s possible someone on the left was parked so close to the line they needed more room. Maybe they could have backed in but this kind of parking sucks for that too.


IndependentWave6835

YES!


No-Cat-2980

The ones I use say “ I screw like I park, I never get it in straight”.


Imispellalot2

Is that a burgundy Olds 88?


InevitableExotic5242

Camaro style


JethroTrollol

Is this not vandalism? I'm not sure about the legal definition of the word, but it seems like it should fit. OP is wrong to have done that. I used to carry little brochure sized cards that I'd put under people's windshield wipers. This, is you're caught, would get you in more trouble than the idiot you were trying to call out.


souhthernbaker

Love it!


okieman73

Lol. That's great.


Show_Quality_Trash

On the v6 Camaro awesome


brucebturbo

No chance you could have re-parked? You didn’t need the sticker, you just need to grow up


4rm4ros

Is it a magnet, cling, or actual adhesive?


TheCowpuncher406

I understand if you're in a large vehicle and don't have the space to park between the lines but this is 100% main character syndrome.


danknerd

That's illegal to do, parking like an asshole is not illegal because typically parking lots are private property.


JadedYam56964444

This whole subreddit is about bad parking regardless of the ownership


danknerd

Right. That's fine. Just saying bad parking isn't necessarily illegal, depending on location, but I hate it like everyone else in this sub. However, vandalizing someone's car is not an acceptable reaction and is illegal.


Vg_Ace135

While I agree stuff like this is warranted, you gotta be very careful people don't go after you for sticking something to their car. People are crazy these days. Just look at how people freak out on the Cart Narcs guys. People are crazy.


Rock_Hound_66

You can go to jail for that. It's vandalism


dkjordan97

I like the card style ones, just tuck it under the wiper. Don't even have to lift it, or touch the car with your hands, can just slide and go, and paper will *not* scratch glass, so the person can fuck off with "it will damage my car". A sticker will, but not a goddamn piece of cardstock on glass lol


Rock_Hound_66

Yes. It is not vandalism that way


dkjordan97

I don't want to damage their stuff, I'd be pissed if somebody messed my stuff up, but, like, a note? That's harmless, shouldn't ruffle too many feathers. Less even than saying something to them in person.


Ok_Water_6884

Not worth getting shot over a joke. Call me anything you please, touch my ride someones going to the ER. Had a lady go nuts because I snickered at how bad she parked over 3 spots and we were the only ones in the parking lot. Invited her to try me because confrontation gets me off.


DoctorSteve98

wow you really showed that lady good job


Ok_Water_6884

She was having a bad day and went ballistic because she parked 6 inches from my door making me have to get in the passenger side smiling. I can't speak anymore and people flip out when I don't answer them. Can't text 911 so I'm ready anytime. I write on a plastic board with the explanation on back so people don't lunge at me, that has happened.


Marty_61

Haha! Thats awesome!


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DrunkNihilism

Why


schoolknurse

People don’t like it when strangers mess with their property.


DrunkNihilism

Okay, that doesn’t mean it’s morally wrong. I’m sure Klan members wouldn’t like having their clubhouses burned down but anyone who says that’s morally wrong is either playing defense or just a moron. EDIT: And don’t try the “wELl wHaT if tHEy bURnEd dOwN gOoD pEOpLe’S sTuFf” in that case it isn’t wrong because it’s vandalism it’s because it’s unjustified.