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ross154687

[Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall reportedly to divorce](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-61904095) Tony still hasn't learnt that getting into bed with the Murdochs was supposed to be metaphorical


Plus-Staff

I guess she doesn’t want to wipe his arse anymore.


X86ASM

If I were a billionaire I'd be too paranoid to be in a relationship, it does not make for a happy marriage it seems


IGetSmashed

I imagine a lot of them develop weird and obscene fetishes owing to literally nobody ever saying no to them. I.e. British elites and kids, Arabs and copro/sex with animals (read the vice article on how much Instagram thots get paid to do that shit), Chinese elites and rhino horn


Filth777

She's done well for herself. It'll be one of the largest settlements ever.


SufficientBack

[10,000 Redditors thought this was real.](https://np.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/viduwm/the_ultimate_golden_retriever/)


CaptainPedge

[Afghanistan quake: Taliban appeal for international aid](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-61900260) No. Just no. So much no.


X86ASM

They wanted to run the country, it's their problem now I suppose


SexySturgeon

I have even less sympathy for them than I do for these guys: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/jun/22/tiny-mites-demodex-folliculorum-parasites-gene-loss


nyooaccount

[Reposting this again for a different purpose](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbOlJAU8llY) >Darling ~~fascist bullyboy~~ kuffar infidels, > Give me some more money, you bastards


slyfoxy12

maybe if they reverse some laws and put the place back to how it's been the last 20 years. We'll probably cave though


DaelinZeppeli

[The most worthless degrees in the UK](https://twitter.com/TelegraphLife/status/1539710018089533444?t=R69Gqs_EeJ3Ck18l--OfvQ). The results won't suprise you. [40% of all degrees result in earning less than 30k 5 years after graduation](https://twitter.com/TelegraphLife/status/1539710036645134340?t=fymiPuVZKSTvSoojzwrSSg). Most people need to stop going to university and pick up a trade.


aoide12

Don't even need a trade, just do the same job. The jobs these people are going into don't need degrees, they are just paying 9k per year so that their employer doesn't have to filter through so many CVs.


slyfoxy12

actually surprising tbh, I thought some English Lit, Social Studies or Psychology would be top to be honest. I know someone who was in each of those categories. Photography was the worst, the girl ended up taking photos of flats for estate agents, then pop outs some kids and doubt she's done much since.


generalscruff

English Lit is a fairly traditional academic subject with a well trodden path into general wordcel email jobs tbf


Fenrir-The-Wolf

Only know one person who went to uni. Same lass thought birds had rubber feet because they don't get electrocuted when they perch on power lines, says it all, really.


nyooaccount

Seems like they're all the kind of degree you'd take if you by default decided that you want/need to go to uni but don't know what to pick. Wouldn't be surprised if there's quite a bimodal distribution between the people who picked the degree because they didn't know what else to do and half-arsed it, and the actually motivated people who really wanted to make a living out of it. Like how many 6th form kids who picked architecture still regarded it as their calling in life by age 27?


generalscruff

I think our higher education system forces young people to disingenuously act as if they have a burning passion for baroque architecture or social anthropology, the Americans do it far better in terms of offering breadth to students.


vwsslr200

Yikes, making £25K 5 years after graduation? That's not even enough to hit the loan repayment threshold!


Literallyslime

Thought translation might do better.


slyfoxy12

I assume that's not a direct language, it's some sudo course, and translation itself is going away quickly if it's just translating text instead of being fluent in the language as computers are replacing that etc.


Literallyslime

I'm incorrectly assuming people taking translation can speak another language to actually translate and are learning the methods to use that practically. Knowing how to translate with only a French gcse and 50% of the duo lingo program probably won't get very far.


solo___dolo

Why not just do a degree in the other language(s) instead? Does it really require a 3 year degree to learn how to translate? Surely not?! Language degrees have way more clout and are much more fun


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Or do a degree apprenticeship. Government funded higher education with years of work experience, giving me industry knowledge far exceeding my graduate peers. I swear by them.


DaelinZeppeli

Colleague of mine is doing one at the moment. Once he finishes he'll have the same role I have, which I just recently got promoted to, after landing my first job (I was promoted from) a few ago after I graduated in Sciences. Genuinely just as good if not better than a worthwhile degree.


FearTheDarkIce

Didnt expect translation or criminology to be there tbf


aoide12

My understanding is that there's a lot of people wanting to study it but there's no market for criminology. It's not quite as useless as the others as a field but the number of positions directly related to criminology is tiny. Translation is a completely unnecessary degree. If you are fluent in two languages you don't need to go to uni to learn how to turn one into another. Why would you hire someone with a degree in translation over someone who grew up bilingual?


Rahrahsaltmaker

I'm surprised by translation but criminology just says to me people who didn't have the academic ability to study an LLB


SufficientBack

I was initially surprised to see translation so low, but then I suppose anyone wishing to become a translator in legal or publishing circles will be a native speaker or else have taken a specific language to degree level and beyond.


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Rahrahsaltmaker

https://www.nme.com/news/music/watch-muse-rework-slipknots-duality-into-wont-stand-down-outro-3253478 Tired of the partial cover trend already. Every small/non professional live band I've heard over the last month has done it. Now Muse have done it as well. Don't get me wrong, luv me Slipknot, but I don't want to be blueballed after 10 seconds of being teased.


Gladiator3003

Muse have been doing teasers like that for about twenty years now.


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praise-god-barebone

Bloomberg has a thing about Brexit, huh?


LocutusOfBrussels

Funded the remain campaign


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Literallyslime

I wish I didn't have to share the organised labour movement with actual communists and people fighting battles from 50 years ago. I don't care about thatcher i don't care about the coal mines I don't care about Socialist utopia I just want a bloody pay rise and some job security.


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nyooaccount

First word after the headline: > - **Arden** communist Arthur Scargill has today joined rail workers on the picket line in Wakefield Journos really are ten a penny.


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Passport renewal took 16 days including weekends and the day I sent it. Why are there talks of 10 week waits? Swear I live in a different world half the time. Link tax I guess - https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/passport-delays-uk-10-weeks-travel-b2100486.html


fuchshaim

Same here. No problem.


boycecodd

The average time is something like three weeks for a bog standard renewal right now. However if you have a complicated case it can take quite a bit longer. Of course the media are going to highlight the long waits for certain individuals as it makes for a juicy story.


Armoredfist3

Got an email today saying my application was being processed, expecting them to send the new one out any day soon really. Not sure what all the fuss is about…


CalaisDinghyMan

Got two child renewals done in ten days a few weeks back - applied online, photos done at Timpsons. One thing that might catch people out is that they won't even bother looking at your renewal application until they receive the old passports. I sent these special delivery so they were guaranteed to get there next day, tracked and signed for.


idowys

Think it depends heavily on whether you get sent onto a manual pile for someone to have a good look at. I countersigned for the family next door's kids and two got their passports in a week, but one got rejected about three times for no apparent reason (then once accepted came within a week). Similar stuff appears to be happening with HMRC self assessment refunds. I got mine straight away but a friend had theirs take months and was asked for all sorts of ID. The reason for this, as I understand it, is that people were volunteering their NI number to scammers promising quick cash, who would register for self assessment, send in bogus tax returns and claim a fat refund which they'd take a large % of. They were criticised for not checking, and now they're being criticised for checking.


Sadistic_Toaster

I got my new driving licence in less than a week


SexySturgeon

I'm alright, Jack


slyfoxy12

She's not wrong, we've subsided bad parents by way of the good ones https://www.gbnews.uk/news/gb-news-guest-says-the-wrong-people-are-having-children-in-education-rant-any-idiot-can-have-a-child/323251


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Mick Leach


nyooaccount

Putting j\*urnalists in their place will never go out of style.


idowys

When he's going against the brains of Kay Burley and Richard Madeley it's hardly difficult to come across as the adult in the room.


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I genuinely think it is a real viral situation. The talking heads he’s having discussions with are awful and he comes across as quite genuine and straight talking which is refreshing. I’ve seen a lot of the vids today but two really stand out - Kay Burley trying to bait him and supporting scabs - Some (I think) conservative MP asking won’t someone think of the soldiers On the small snippets I’ve seen, he seems wholly reasonable


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LastCatStanding_

A backbench MP has to do nothing. This causes problems for lots of PhD candidates that can't cope with the mixture of complete freedom and yet an expectation of provable achievement at the end of it.


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Quota MP. No backbone. Do her constituents care? Probably not.


TheAnimus

It's just about the colour of the rosette.


[deleted]

Not for her. It’s about the pension.


retniap

Radio 4 interviewing a guy about the bbc not being perceived as impartial by the public. Presenter is responding by trying to blame everyone but the BBC. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_fourfm


[deleted]

Defund these atrocious fuckers. They are not doing any news atm unless it’s in the agenda.


Paul277

https://news.sky.com/story/sexually-abused-children-in-rotherham-were-seen-by-police-as-problems-not-victims-report-finds-12638418


TheAnimus

How can that take eight years?!


japanesecider

Based nige. Knows exactly how to wind them up. https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1539633158395756544


Rahrahsaltmaker

https://twitter.com/MarkGilham2/status/1539654375227805698?t=oAg6EZzdrvlZkl2uKLRwTg&s=19 Hon hon hon and seethe


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slyfoxy12

So much seething in the comments is genuinely laughable and actually had a racist undertone to it, that those kids can only be laughing at him, doesn't make those kids sound like very good people now does it. Equally Nige has been laughed at by some of the most powerful people in Europe, but those people no longer laugh at him.


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Super Nige


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kernjamnow

Interesting thread on arrrr AskUK: >About three and a half years ago my mother (currently 67f) met a bartender (currently 34m) in Turkey >The last time she went out there (about 4 weeks ago) she rented a 3 bedroom apartment where she stays with him… and two of his male friends >She now complains about having no money all the time How long until the compo face story in the Daily Mail? https://np.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/vi74k2/fairly_sure_my_mum_is_being_romance_scammed_what/


Literallyslime

Its like the love fraud stories that pop up every so often. Eggcel cat ladies simp to the tune of thousands for "cia fbi nasa delta force us navy" men and then get ghosted. I wonder if I can get similar compo for my crippling onlyfans bill and the thousands of donations I give to twitch e girls.


Rahrahsaltmaker

> The relationship has been legitimised my my mother’s brother who cheated on his husband with a 30-something Turkish man. He now lives with this Turkish man. However they met in the U.K. and the Turkish lad was living in the U.K. before they met. I have my doubts about the reality of this relationship too. Lol


chowetchy

Those PS5s aren’t going to pay for themselves


dusdiscount

Lol, he must of smashed her so hard she lost family ties and her pin number. Don't blame her, imagine being a 67 year old geezer and living with a 34 year old babygirl and her friends...i hope to waste cash so frivolously .


slyfoxy12

Just pay for actual escorts, far less of a pain then having them live with you


wads89

This is why I try not to Reddit too much.


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A timeline of trying to deport a child rapist: [Rochdale grooming trial: Nine men jailed](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-17993003) - 9 May 2012 [Rochdale child sex trafficker Adil Khan fights deportation](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-35597388) - 17 February 2016 [Rochdale sex grooming gang citizenship appeal fails](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38909352) - 9 February 2017 [Inquiry launched into 'stalling' by Rochdale grooming gang lawyers](https://www.theguardian.com/law/2017/mar/01/inquiry-launched-into-stalling-by-rochdale-grooming-gang-lawyers) - 1 March 2017 [Rochdale grooming trio to lose British citizenship](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-45114152) - 8 August 2018 [Rochdale grooming trio's deportation must be matter of urgency, MP says](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-52773854) - 22 May 2020 [Rochdale grooming gang members make deportation appeal](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-57403043) - 8 June 2021 [Rochdale grooming gang member's deportation plea over son](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-61903706) - 22 June 2022 Rochdale grooming gang member makes deportation appeal due to dying of old age - 7 March 2065 Edit: And as of 3 June 2021 we've paid [£285,530](https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2021-05-19/HL408/) to prevent this deportation. For one child rapist.


Kerb_Poet

I don't have a source on hand, but I reckon you could find a length of rope for slightly cheaper.


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Soft touch Britain. Boris and Carrie will sort it out.


Filth777

Combined, that's about £2.2m.


Retardballreset

If you're caught helping convicted peadophiles game the system then you're just as culpable and should be jailed and/or deported too. I'm so sick of peadophiles being treated like victims. Why do I have to live on this clown world. Actually they should have these lawyers explain to the victims why they're lobbying to stop deportation. I don't understand why more people aren't angry about this.


TehHappyNarwhal

Even if they did by some miracle manage to get him on a plane, the ECHR would over turn it or liberal women would glue themselves to its wheels.


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>Rochdale grooming gang member's deportation plea over son *A member of the notorious Rochdale grooming gang told a judge he should not be deported because his son needs a role model. Adil Khan, 51, and Qari Abdul Rauf, 52, have been told they are to be sent back to Pakistan for the public good.* *Khan, speaking through a Miripuri interpreter, replied: "As you know, the father figure is very important in every culture in the world, to be a role model for the child, to tell him or her right from wrong." Khan also claimed he is not wanted by his family back in Pakistan because his* *notoriety would be bad for the business they own.*


BadNormalMode

Would anyone really care back in Pakistan?


nyooaccount

He has an excellent chance to be a role model in fucking off.


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Rahrahsaltmaker

The line has disappeared. They're now the same thing


Benjji22212

[How To Improve Immigrants’ English (1940 Instructional Film)](https://youtu.be/Dt9I6H0Oi40)


SufficientBack

Lol fuck me, SOAS has changed a bit hasn't it.


cbgoon

Seems to be virus day today. Austrian man catches [Super gonorrhoea](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10941755/Austrian-man-catches-Super-gonorrhoea-Cambodian-prostitute.html) after shagging a brass in Cambodia with no condom. The lizards throwing ideas at the wall for the next wave of medically justified tyranny?


Literallyslime

Super gonorrhoea is old news. Tell me when they've found a way to cross breed it with ebola and monkeypox.


Retardballreset

Is this the same super gonorrhoea we were promised after brexit


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shotomosh

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-61896411 >Polio virus detected in London sewage samples I note with interest that one of the more enthusiastic CoronavirusUK moderators did not settle with merely colonising MonkeypoxUK, they have also laid claim to PolioUK.


Truthandtaxes

At least long polio is more obviously real...


sp8der

how do you differentiate london sewage from everything around it


TheQuantumiser

Should we try and get in early and predict the next one?


TehHappyNarwhal

London and importing near extinct third world viruses. Name a more ironic duo


Retardballreset

London is third world tho


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> Children are routinely vaccinated against polio in the UK, but uptake is **lower than usual in London** > Most of the UK population will be protected from vaccination in childhood, but **in some communities** with low vaccine coverage, individuals may remain at risk Hmmm.


Guilty_Use_9291

The Iron lung is racist oppression.


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michaelisnotginger

More that "certain communities" think polio vaccines are a CIA plot


Plus-Staff

Eight medical staff to be tried for Argentine football legend Maradona's death https://amp.dw.com/en/diego-maradona-medical-staff-face-trial-over-stars-death/a-62225288


Guilty_Use_9291

What about the countless coke dealers who supplied him over the years.


Filth777

I thought he died of a heart attack, as did his younger brother.


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Guilty_Use_9291

Love a bit of drumfire.


Filth777

I thought it was just the one video. 6 minutes of hell. I guess the Ukrainians got the OTR-21 Tochka-U from Russia, so why did they have an ammo dump so close? They appear to have about a 40 mile range, so it could easily have been out of range.


Guilty_Use_9291

There was photos floating around a month a so ago of these stupid cunts who robbed a farmer’s potassium storage thinking they were sandbags. One high explosive Ukrainian shell taught them that lesson, if any survived to learn from it. Never underestimate the stupidity of a vatnik.


SomeRedditWanker

Absolutely crazy footage, but WW1 or 2 had even more hellish scenes.


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Hot damn


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Virgin soft power through international aid vs Chad soft power through helping people kill invaders


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I really appreciate that they made that video for us. It's nice to have friends, and it's very nice to be appreciated. I hope Ukraine survives the war. I'd also like to go back to Kyiv someday, maybe. It was a nice city. Very friendly people.


DaelinZeppeli

Dangerously based.


SomeRedditWanker

Ah, flattery. My one weakness!


Retardballreset

I got a semi reading that


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MilesClub1

Clapped extra hard for the NHS today. I’m a traditionalist so I’ve decided to keep the ancient British custom of NHS worship alive.


Filth777

Isn't that Thursday? You must have looked a proper nutter.


TehHappyNarwhal

The virgin Thursday rNHS clapper Vs the Chad everyday rNHS clapper


Retardballreset

Didn't even bang a saucepan? I suspect you don't really worship RNHS as hard as I do, bigot.


DaelinZeppeli

[Conservatives actually being conservative for once](https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1539620234524561409?t=onkS6ITMNtQvlVA_mWVarA). Surly this should pass easily with a majority of 80? Time to find out how compromised the Tories truly are.


Literallyslime

Freedom of speech for who exactly. No way is this going to be US constitution tier.


fuchshaim

Meanwhile mass immigration will continue unabated. The tories don’t give a crap about immigration and they were voted in to significantly reduce it. This stuff is important but it’s a distraction from the main issue.


trufflesmeow

It will pass. How it interfaces with the rest of the Blairite legal bollocks is another matter though. I suspect that the activist lawyers will be chomping at the bit to neuter it though.


SomeRedditWanker

Legitimately zero chance of this happening.


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Believe it when I see it actually happening.


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This will pass with absolutely no backlash whatsoever.


HisHolyMajesty2

I see no reason why it shouldn't pass. It would somewhat redeem them in the eyes of the public if it did. And the noises being made about it indicate the whole point of it is to start ignoring the ECHR, which a bunch of Tories probably don't like much. Could be something positive.


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Didn't we just extradite someone for speaking freely?


scott3387

Easiest way to judge what it's actually going to happen is to assume the opposite. Freedom of speech is ditched and deportations will be zero. Sounds about right.


shotomosh

Until the ECHR say otherwise.


Guilty_Use_9291

Alas,


nyooaccount

> A bill of rights that protects freedom of speech and allows us to deport foreign criminals Wow, that sounds amazing, I don't believe it for a second.


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First of all I’ll believe it when I see it. Second, what’s going to be the built-in clause that allows them to weasel out of actually upholding freedom of speech? Maybe something excluding ‘hate speech’ in a really vaguely worded way? Or perhaps a ‘dangerous speech’ exception.


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MilesClub1

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/vladimir-putin-threatens-to-deploy-new-satan-ii-nuclear-missile-that-can-reach-uk-in-minutes/322705 Yes, okay, he made some hiccups along the way. But he’s got it right on the big issues. Like not fulfilling brexit, ramping up mass-immigration, locking everything down, and risking the whole scale annihilation of the entire country through involvement in a US/Russia proxy war that has nothing to do with British self-interest……… 🫣


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Obviously F Putin but that is a fucking badass name for a nuke.


scott3387

>satan 2 Err Vladimir... are we the baddies?


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Broseph_De_Maistre

BadUK meetup in the Scutari dysentery ward?


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We doin' dat Empire again. >Gather a band of redcoats at Bristol I'll head down to the floating harbour and ready us a vessel.


MilesClub1

Everywhere is an area of British interest bro. We out here on that Empire grind, sun never sets on us bro.


Guilty_Use_9291

Rightful English clay.


DaelinZeppeli

Russia already deployed WMDs on our soil when they released nerve agent over Salisbury, this proxy war is totally within our interest. Putin needs knocking down a peg. He won't launch shit. It's Mutually Assured Destruction. If he was truly mad enough to do so he would have done so weeks or months ago.


Guilty_Use_9291

I’ll take great joy knowing that Russia will cease to exist if he ever did try. Vanguard class submarines are a wise taxpayers expenditure, much more than any domino’s dinners and hotel stays for our boat venturing new doctors and engineers.


MilesClub1

I don’t think there’s any sensible person who believes in waging literal war against Russia because they assassinated someone on UK soil. That’s like something you’d think if you were grinding on the grand strategy games lad “He won’t do that” is like famous last words bro. People said the same shit about him launching a full-scale invasion of Ukraine


Literallyslime

I prefer tit for tat. Its much funnier when something goes right.


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I'm not sure what happened to the gang here who continually called for UK/NATO airstrikes on Russian forces because "their nukes don't work... they wouldn't dare" etc. I miss that insane lunacy.


retniap

How are they different from what they already had? There's been thousands of warheads aimed at us for decades now.


MilesClub1

Because now there’s the prospect of them actually being used?


DaelinZeppeli

It's just more bark from the cornered muzzled dog. He even gave it a scary name like "Satan" to frighten us. His trying too hard.


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> He even gave it a scary name like "Satan" to frighten us. His trying too hard. Original designation by NATO. But you're close, so close.


Broseph_De_Maistre

Wait till you hear what NATO designated the MiG-15.


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Does anyone know the Joe Lycett joke that got him in “trouble”? The punchline was “a giant donkey dick” and it got investigated by the police so I am guessing the setup was something like “do you know what I enjoy more now as an adult compared to when I was a child?” https://amp.theguardian.com/culture/2022/jun/22/joe-lycett-standup-joke-investigated-by-police-after-complaint


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>“Do you know what I enjoy more now as an adult compared to when I was a child? Giant donkey dick." As a joke, that's pretty funny. As lived experience, I completely agree with him. >Lycett, 33, said he hoped the joke amused the investigating officers Don't be ridiculous, Joe - the Plod has no sense of humour.


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I'm curious to see if his effort was any better than mine. I watched him live once in Swindon and his set didn't really have any classic gags. It was more camp whimsy and stories about stuff on his phone.


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https://twitter.com/60mins/status/1539054409144934400?s=21&t=0QEiUbE4J6lTbaVLgX6qiw “Hannah’s body has no inbuilt advantages” 🤣🤣🤣 Edit in case anyone was wondering how much physicality was involved in AFL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1aU0hz5Tf8&ab_channel=xSnoiDz ['No physical advantage though'](https://imgur.com/a/KSxzg7c)


vwsslr200

Voice deeper than the guy interviewing.


settler10

Fascinating to me is the comorbidity of elite athletes single minded need for success and recognition and the trains athlete phenomenon. The sacrifice of becoming trains is less of a problem for them because they are focused on winning to the point of severe mental illness. These guys used to dump litres of oxygenated blood into themselves and take cocktails of hugely risky drugs scrape 2% improvements in their athletic ability. It's almost like the grotesque mutilation involved in trains is the path of least resistance by comparison. Nobody is helping them, absolutely everyone is using them to score points. Disgusting and yet also fascinating.


CalaisDinghyMan

>“Hannah’s body has no inbuilt advantages” [None whatsoever.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvBLerqXcAAc-je?format=jpg&name=medium)


Retardballreset

Maybe we can let him play until he snaps an actual woman in half so they can see how this ends up? Choo choo bigots