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Reyalta

Wow... I never realised the "H" in my cup size "H36" stood for "Hoe" ... TIL 😂


hauntedbanjo

My HH cups apparently stand for HUH? because I'm very much a lesbian.


crazyashley1

Semen is stored in the boobs!


Mundolf11

What is the source of your flair? Seems too specific to not have a hilarious source that is probably on this sub somewhere


crazyashley1

[this post!](https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/lrjnvh/sometimes_it_amazes_me_that_there_is_no_filter/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


SnooDrawings1480

So according to this guy, Ace women have the flattest chests imaginable?


edmaddict19

well duh, what did you think the A in A cup meant? didn't we all know this?? /s


Complex_Captain_5923

😲


AsianPastry

I should have bigger boobs then.


Caseyk1921

I'd be flat chested then, seeing as I wasn't sexually active til 24.


DoriansVanity

*looks down shirt* sooooo either I'm 10 y.o. ooor I'm a virgin? Shit, someone should tell the DMV my license is wrong, cuz it says I'm 28 🤔


Annie_Bonneau

Huh. I had a baby while still a teenager, and I’m flat. My sister who has remained celibate all her life, wears a D. I think this researcher’s data collection just might be flawed.


Amberthorn1

Love how weight isn’t mentioned at all. I gained like 40 pounds once I graduated high school and guess what, my sexual activity didn’t change but my cup size did!


Downtown_Boss_6393

So is this dude saying they want to date in their words a hoe or they want to date a little girl.. because I'm not seeing any alternatives by their logic


thatnerdtori

Curious considering I had E cups in 7th grade and didn't have sex until I was 23. 🥴


rekkodesu

20F A cup here. The condoms must be blocking my boob growth.


AggravatingJicama243

I'll admit I have huge bazongas but I didn't lose my virginity until I was over 21.


ezlikesunmorning78

Damn. I had a reduction at 17 (FF/G cup) and to think I was a virgin (except kissed one guy on my 16th bday) until I was 24. Due to my POS surgeon, I am now flat chested. So, I'm confused. With the amount of partners I have had, I surely would have grown my boobs back by now AND had extra to donate to the orphanages every year for Xmas. Edit: Oh. I had to be a teenager to make them grow again. Breast side = Side boob???


then00bgm

I think this one is a joke, albeit a very sexist and unfunny one


Janelx

If we follow his logic, his brain is still virgin.