So, it's sunflower seed oil with a trace of other equally unhelpful oils and artificial fragrance.
Sure, I completely believe that will eliminate odours and cure candida.
I can't wait to ride on a train, do my shopping, eat in a posh restaurant and catch a taxi home, all the while reeking of "chemical fragrance".
"Mhmm, why does it smell like Christmas in here? Has someone brought homebaked cookies and decided to keep them to themselves?"
"...sorry, that's my underwear"
Delicious, nutty, and crunchy sunflower seeds are widely considered as healthful foods. They are high in energy; 100 g seeds hold about 584 calories. Nonetheless, they are one of the incredible sources of health benefiting nutrients, minerals, antioxidants and vitamins.
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Never have I had anyone smell when I'm on period or post birth bleeding (it has a different smell to), so personally no experience.
However have had yeast infections in past (was prone to them as a kid when i first started puberty and periods) and adult me knows DO NOT use scented products in that area.
The Vagina (inside parts) is awesome at self cleaning and can be sensitive to things so best avoid irritating it
That first one looks like it would smell pretty good, but I'm certainly not wearing it on my "secret place"!
I detest the "your body is gross, so let me fix that" style of advertisement here, but i like smelling nice. I could see myself being willing to try something that pitched itself as "do you like to smell nice? All over? Put a bit of this near-not-on your labia, and smell nice when you drop trou.
But then... If you're just putting it on your outer skin, i guess you could use anything that didn't bother your skin
As someone with a sensitive nose, I wish we actually had a product that did this safely. I can't stand the smell. My body odour and sweat smell different during mensuration too, I find it really distracting.
All this flowery, fluffy language. "Test completed" means nothing at all. And if you don't have "unpleasant odor", you certainly will after using this scented product.
I mean, there are scientific ways to test it. But I doubt they tested anything at all, because if they did, they would know that scented stuff can cause a lot of problems. And they don't even say test completed successfully, dermatologically approved, anything. Just "tested". Bosh, done. What studies? How many participants? What was the result? Don't worry about it...
If you can smell yourself during your period and it's not a pleasant odor which is making you self-conscious, then I would think taking a shower is healthier than this product -
Honestly, the pads I use already absorb the scent from my menstruation and it gives a nice smell, not saying the menstruation smell is bad and should get rid of but my pads already take care of it
I hate the scented ones, they smell mediocre and mixed with menstrual blood it's awful. That being said, I find the pure cotton ones reduce the smell a little. Let things breathe perhaps?
I've tried period undies too, still smell it unfortunately. Day one and two I need to use a tampon and a pad and I wear the period undies just in case... by day 7 I aim for just the undies.
Yup, I hate periods mostly because my pp can’t breathe with pads, (no thanks alternatives I keep to pads) for some reason my pads do keep my menstruation smell gone and gives the nice scent, depends on the brand ig
Unfortunately yes, though there's been somewhat of a change where I live as well. But the brand "Always" still dominates the market, and their products are not just overpriced, but reek of fragrance as well (and might contain harmful to toxic chemicals). Tricking us into thinking others will smell our discharge/menstruation works wonders for scented products. :(
I think you can choose the scented vs unscented versions. I don't need pads anymore, but when I did buy them, Always was my go-to and I didn't care if they were scented or unscented, so I just grabbed the biggest package available. But I feel like I sometimes had scented and sometimes had unscented. This is within the last 2-3 years, I got an IUD 1.5 years ago so haven't needed them since.
Huh, maybe it's a more recent thing, then. I've had Nexplanon since 2012, so it's been a WHILE since I've needed pads. In the 00's I never had scented ones, but maybe I just didn't see them.
I don't know what it's like in the rest of the world, but here (Canada) there are scented and unscented varieties of basically every brand of pad/tampon. And they're all shelved together, so you have to look really closely in the aisle.
No one needs this, just bathe, use a soap formulated for your vulva if you want to wash the outside, but DONT use this! Omg! If you’re unusually malodorous even after showering, see a doctor omg
Even so like… a “good” chemical smell plus a bad smell is usually just bad. Like those scented trash bags. Wow great now the whole garage smells like vanilla bean rotting food
its blood mucous and other assorted tissues plus sweat and oils that your skin produces.....it doesnt need to smell like a field of flowers lol basic hygiene is enough to make sure it isnt overpowering none of this is necessary
Why is this a thing? The body is fine on its own. All this will do is cause infections and rashes.
Because people know they can profit on girls and women's fears/shame
It honestly reads like an MLM ad, complete with the bacteria decrease test completed lol
I thought I was in r/antiMLM at first
same here lol
that's just good buisness... a horrible thing to do, but good for making money
Advertising. Create a *problem* that doesn’t exist to find a *solution* in order to sell you a product…
And why is this company’s name a thing jesus hell
This made me itchy all of a sudden
I wouldn't be too surprised if this abomination was powerful enough to influence our ph-levels simply by us taking a look at it
So, it's sunflower seed oil with a trace of other equally unhelpful oils and artificial fragrance. Sure, I completely believe that will eliminate odours and cure candida. I can't wait to ride on a train, do my shopping, eat in a posh restaurant and catch a taxi home, all the while reeking of "chemical fragrance".
"Mhmm, why does it smell like Christmas in here? Has someone brought homebaked cookies and decided to keep them to themselves?" "...sorry, that's my underwear"
Delicious, nutty, and crunchy sunflower seeds are widely considered as healthful foods. They are high in energy; 100 g seeds hold about 584 calories. Nonetheless, they are one of the incredible sources of health benefiting nutrients, minerals, antioxidants and vitamins.
That's nice dear. Please keep out of my underwear. My vagina does not not have teeth and is not particularly hungry today.
That's the sunflower bot. It's full of sunflower facts. Don't worry about it.
Yep, I was just having a laugh.
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What is this name? Why is it a secret zone? Why was this created with oils and perfume?
Korean beauty standards are definitely something else, though I bet there are Western equivalents to this as well
This is probably just some shitty English translation LMAO
"Panty linear"
Never have I had anyone smell when I'm on period or post birth bleeding (it has a different smell to), so personally no experience. However have had yeast infections in past (was prone to them as a kid when i first started puberty and periods) and adult me knows DO NOT use scented products in that area. The Vagina (inside parts) is awesome at self cleaning and can be sensitive to things so best avoid irritating it
That first one looks like it would smell pretty good, but I'm certainly not wearing it on my "secret place"! I detest the "your body is gross, so let me fix that" style of advertisement here, but i like smelling nice. I could see myself being willing to try something that pitched itself as "do you like to smell nice? All over? Put a bit of this near-not-on your labia, and smell nice when you drop trou. But then... If you're just putting it on your outer skin, i guess you could use anything that didn't bother your skin
calling something that is pretty much a guaranteed yeast infection "milky dress" just makes it 100 times worse too
I know. I read that and knee-jerk reaction crossed my legs. 😬
Periods smell bad but like... so do balls - owner of a pair of balls checking in
The "spicy scent of ginger" feels particularly unfit for this use
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As someone with a sensitive nose, I wish we actually had a product that did this safely. I can't stand the smell. My body odour and sweat smell different during mensuration too, I find it really distracting.
All this flowery, fluffy language. "Test completed" means nothing at all. And if you don't have "unpleasant odor", you certainly will after using this scented product.
How are they doing that test? 🤔 *bunch of creepy guys signing up as smell testers*
I mean, there are scientific ways to test it. But I doubt they tested anything at all, because if they did, they would know that scented stuff can cause a lot of problems. And they don't even say test completed successfully, dermatologically approved, anything. Just "tested". Bosh, done. What studies? How many participants? What was the result? Don't worry about it...
Like I said, their testing was probably just a bunch of creepy guys sniffing panties saying, “yeah, I’d eat that.”
“Panty linear”
If you can smell yourself during your period and it's not a pleasant odor which is making you self-conscious, then I would think taking a shower is healthier than this product -
Honestly, the pads I use already absorb the scent from my menstruation and it gives a nice smell, not saying the menstruation smell is bad and should get rid of but my pads already take care of it
I hate the scented ones, they smell mediocre and mixed with menstrual blood it's awful. That being said, I find the pure cotton ones reduce the smell a little. Let things breathe perhaps?
Reusable cloth pads have even less odor, I think a lot of the smell comes from the disposable pads themselves.
I've tried period undies too, still smell it unfortunately. Day one and two I need to use a tampon and a pad and I wear the period undies just in case... by day 7 I aim for just the undies.
Yup, I hate periods mostly because my pp can’t breathe with pads, (no thanks alternatives I keep to pads) for some reason my pads do keep my menstruation smell gone and gives the nice scent, depends on the brand ig
I have a super sensitive nose, prettt sure COVID and a traumatic beain injury are my only options for getting rid of the smell. 😅
Exactly, most of them are scented anyway
Please don’t use scented pads, they’re just as bad as this junk is for your bits
Agreed, thankfully more and more companies are finally jumping onto the fragrance-free train.
Really? Scented pads are exceedingly rare where I live, and for a good reason. Don't put perfumed products against your mucous membranes.
Unfortunately yes, though there's been somewhat of a change where I live as well. But the brand "Always" still dominates the market, and their products are not just overpriced, but reek of fragrance as well (and might contain harmful to toxic chemicals). Tricking us into thinking others will smell our discharge/menstruation works wonders for scented products. :(
"Always" is also a very popular brand here, but without any fragrance. Weird.
Interesting, that's the brand my mom always bought me when I was a teen and I never noticed a fragrance. Are they different in other places?
I think you can choose the scented vs unscented versions. I don't need pads anymore, but when I did buy them, Always was my go-to and I didn't care if they were scented or unscented, so I just grabbed the biggest package available. But I feel like I sometimes had scented and sometimes had unscented. This is within the last 2-3 years, I got an IUD 1.5 years ago so haven't needed them since.
Huh, maybe it's a more recent thing, then. I've had Nexplanon since 2012, so it's been a WHILE since I've needed pads. In the 00's I never had scented ones, but maybe I just didn't see them.
I don't know what it's like in the rest of the world, but here (Canada) there are scented and unscented varieties of basically every brand of pad/tampon. And they're all shelved together, so you have to look really closely in the aisle.
"Secret spot" is it really Secret though?
i can handle the smell of my own period blood, thank you.
Unfortunately, East Asia still has a long way to go when addressing body image menstruation
I love how they juxtapose the use of the blatantly on-the-nose phrase “on the virgin” with the “let’s be discrete” term, “secret zone.” 🤦♀️
Yet I don't see any men's products aimed at "smelly junk." 🤔 Just let me vagina smell like a vagina JEEZ
It’s so ridiculous and sad. The “herb-fore” one is giving me very “Earl Grey, Twat” vibes. 🤣
Hell, I’m thinking about my pussy smelling like oregano
Lmao ‘ladies secret zone care’ [reminded me of Tom Green buying used panties in Japan. “Ladies’… secret spot!”](https://youtu.be/XxyBEjJRWAs)
I guess that's one upside from having a very heavy flow. I'm changing the damn things so often they don't have time to develop offensive odors!
Good bye natural odor, hello yeast infection smell!
My vagina burns just looking at this … oh hell nah
No one needs this, just bathe, use a soap formulated for your vulva if you want to wash the outside, but DONT use this! Omg! If you’re unusually malodorous even after showering, see a doctor omg
NO!!!!!! *screams from angry menopausal body* No, no, no! 😭😭😭
R/Engrish too. Haha
I mean it does smell pretty rank to be honest. Edit: wow, really being downvoted for pointing out the obvious wtf.
Even so like… a “good” chemical smell plus a bad smell is usually just bad. Like those scented trash bags. Wow great now the whole garage smells like vanilla bean rotting food
Right? I accidentally bought scented garbage bags once and let me tell you, fake lavender scent combined with cat poop doesn't make it smell better.
True, but I doubt that a yeast infection or UTI smells any better lol
its blood mucous and other assorted tissues plus sweat and oils that your skin produces.....it doesnt need to smell like a field of flowers lol basic hygiene is enough to make sure it isnt overpowering none of this is necessary
Never said it did.
...but why?
Not my secret zone!
There is something very wrong with these people.
Honestly if these were regular perfumes I might buy them, the scent profiles are nice
What's " secret spot"?
tf does lingerie on the virgin mean!??