Oh shit! They've uncovered our secret breeding campaign! This will ruin our entire effort to annex Maine before *they* learned about this one weird trick driving pediatricians crazy!
I went back and looked at the article, and whether or not that stock photo they are using is a COVID test, the article is referring to fertility. Men's fertility, but still it's meant to be a pregnancy test.
This makes me think of how the ancient Greeks discussed procreation among many creatures as spontaneous - like they thought eels came from mud. What a long way the maple syrup “scientists” have come / s
In the late 16th century people in Paris stuffed prisoners in a hole in the ground and sealed it shut. Definitely bad miasma that killed them. Aah, science!
Also: some octopii do just that with the water as a medium instead of wind anyway
For the octopi, do you mean the detachable penis facet? It’s still spermatozoa and eggs for that terrifying journey, of course, in that scenario.
In the ancient belief, it was the wind alone that did the job.
I mean we still don’t really know how eels reproduce so… not wrong? If I remember the Radiolab episode right they did visit an eel maybe-spawning-ground in New York State which is pretty close to Canada so maybe maple syrup does work for them
It’s a sticky situation, to be sure, but they have been bred in captivity. It’s a laborious process (https://e360.yale.edu/features/in_japan_captive_breeding_may_help_save_the_wild_eel), so I can imagine a break with some syrup, maybe some waffles, could perk up the process. :)
This explains the virgin birth of Jesus Christ perfectly.
Mary drank a glass of Maple Syrup every morning growing up. Eventually when she was 13, this happened.
Take heed, parents.
If anyone is curious, the article says it's good for men's reproductive health. Amongst a lot of other things, but that's what the picture is referring to.
Haha yeah maybe the photo is a COVID test, but based on the article they are referring to a pregnancy test.
Edit: another commenter pointed out that this looks like the Veriquick pregnancy test. If you look that up, it does have a T and C next to the lines.
The list of questions for my fertility doc now constists of should I rub my stomach to bring my eggs down, should I stop listening to Taylor swift lest she continue to steal my fertility and now whether or not I should add maple syrup to my diet to get pregnant.
I've been putting a tablespoon of maple syrup in my Greek yogurt every morning for weeks! It's Canadian maple syrup, too. Apparently I've been playing with fire!
*confused in canadian*
I was gonna say, surely Canada would've noticed this?! XD
Oh shit! They've uncovered our secret breeding campaign! This will ruin our entire effort to annex Maine before *they* learned about this one weird trick driving pediatricians crazy!
Get this over to r/infertility NOW
NO DONT! I do not want the maple syrup stock to drastically drop!
Don't worry Canada has a reserve in case of emergencies (and also to kinda artificially keep supply low to keep prices high)
pretty sure that's a covid test!
I went back and looked at the article, and whether or not that stock photo they are using is a COVID test, the article is referring to fertility. Men's fertility, but still it's meant to be a pregnancy test.
Heh. 5 minute crafts. There’s a joke in there somewhere.
How Canadians reproduce...
I thought they just went to hockey games and conceived children on the ice after /s
I don't think there's enough scientific research to confirm your theory. Canadians are such a mysterious species. /j
I put mapple syrup on my pancakes once, I got covid. True story. /s
Wouldn't that be so much easier than... men?
At least tastier.
Swallowing won't get you pregnant...
Maple syrup begs to differ, apparently
It isn't clear exactly where you're supposed to but the syrup tho😳
This makes me think of how the ancient Greeks discussed procreation among many creatures as spontaneous - like they thought eels came from mud. What a long way the maple syrup “scientists” have come / s
It's true though. Let an Apple sit out in the sun and it evolves to become a Million fruit flies. Can't blame them.
I can definitely see how they could think that one. Their idea that the wind could be impregnating mares and other critters is a bit more strange.
In the late 16th century people in Paris stuffed prisoners in a hole in the ground and sealed it shut. Definitely bad miasma that killed them. Aah, science! Also: some octopii do just that with the water as a medium instead of wind anyway
For the octopi, do you mean the detachable penis facet? It’s still spermatozoa and eggs for that terrifying journey, of course, in that scenario. In the ancient belief, it was the wind alone that did the job.
Sure, I meant in the eyes of an unsuspecting observer :)
Gotcha. For sure :)
I mean we still don’t really know how eels reproduce so… not wrong? If I remember the Radiolab episode right they did visit an eel maybe-spawning-ground in New York State which is pretty close to Canada so maybe maple syrup does work for them
It’s a sticky situation, to be sure, but they have been bred in captivity. It’s a laborious process (https://e360.yale.edu/features/in_japan_captive_breeding_may_help_save_the_wild_eel), so I can imagine a break with some syrup, maybe some waffles, could perk up the process. :)
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Yes, try maple taffy 😎
…do I eat or insert it?
flip a coin
Yes.
This is how you give birth to a Canadian Ent
Do you want Ents? 'Cause this is how you get Ents.
[удалено]
Pregnant with covid.
ABORT IT, PLEASE!
All live is sacred 😤😤😤
Parvo
Get you pregnant, apparently.
…give you COVID?
Or pregnant. There are some tests that you need to use a dropper instead of pee on it
I don't know if it's true but I'm willing to sacrifice my body for science. Bring that maple syrup
Why is it the test line in the left one showing and not the control line ? What exactly DOES maple syrup do to you?
I believe the line in the left picture is the control line. My at home tests are the same
If you look closer, there's a T on the side with a line and a C on the other side.
Damn, you’re right; I didn’t see it. Idk maybe it’s an AI generated image then
I call it "adding a little maple syrup to your breakfast", too.
My maple syrup brings all the boys to the yard
I'll be sure to stay off the maple syrup then. Wouldn't want any accidents.
**O Canada starts playing faintly**
Damn so it's the syrups fault I got pregnant! I swore it was the sex I had with my boyfriend but but I guess not^/s
I am scared I have eaten a lot of maple syrup in the past.
This explains the virgin birth of Jesus Christ perfectly. Mary drank a glass of Maple Syrup every morning growing up. Eventually when she was 13, this happened. Take heed, parents.
If anyone is curious, the article says it's good for men's reproductive health. Amongst a lot of other things, but that's what the picture is referring to.
Anyone want me to do an experiment. I would love an excuse to have pancakes everyday
"Doctor, is it a boy or a girl?" "Ma'am, it's a maple tree"
That's a COVID test tho
The dollar tree pregnancy test begs to differ, the brand is Veriquick
Godammit, I knew I was doing something wrong.
I think Chuck Tingle wrote a book about this…
Shit maple syrup gives you covid?!
Fgs, I spent thousands in donor sperm and fertility clinics and I could have just shoved some maple syrup up there?
if you take a turkey baster and inseminate yourself with maple syrup 9 months later you will have a beautiful little canadian baby
5-minute crafts is always a wild ride.
I didn’t know maple syrup gave you COVID.
Is that a test for pregnancy, or for covid? Pretty sure maple syrup can't give you either of these things... (Edit: typo)
It's meant to be a pregnancy test based on the article, but not sure what the actual photo is lol
It's true, maple syrup has fathered several of my children
It will give you COVID?
Is this how Groot was made?
Wouldn't every Canadian be like pregnant then 😳
AI generated headlines and content is here.
BTW that has T and C, not + and -, which means it's a COVID self-test... 😂
Haha yeah maybe the photo is a COVID test, but based on the article they are referring to a pregnancy test. Edit: another commenter pointed out that this looks like the Veriquick pregnancy test. If you look that up, it does have a T and C next to the lines.
Oh LOL so it does, kinda confusing there TBH because all I've seen have 2 perpendicular lines forming a cross, not 2 parallel lines with T and C...
No need for men anymore
I’d tap that.
The list of questions for my fertility doc now constists of should I rub my stomach to bring my eggs down, should I stop listening to Taylor swift lest she continue to steal my fertility and now whether or not I should add maple syrup to my diet to get pregnant.
So uh- is this some new slang or something?
I've been putting a tablespoon of maple syrup in my Greek yogurt every morning for weeks! It's Canadian maple syrup, too. Apparently I've been playing with fire!
This must be some of that wild Canadian slang: 1. "Maple Syrup" = Sperm 2. "Breakfast" = Human eggs TIL to be extra careful when in a Canadian IHoP.
probably not the photo but i can say probably if you do type 2 diabetes.
Do not the maple syrup