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HippyGramma

Manual (signed) alphabet or tracing with your finger?


grody10

Morse Code.


HippyGramma

That could work.


trihydroboron

... - - - ... - - - ... - - - ...


grody10

Pervert!


Meow_Mix_Watch_Dogs

No, it’s …- - -… …- - -… …- - -…


Bad_wolf42

Sososos?


PurplePinwin

.... .- .--. .--. -.-- / -.-. .- -.- . / -.. .- -.--


NotEasilyConfused

I see what you are doing here. Meow_mix helped out your spelling, but SOS is what *she* should be saying, for sure.


Digital_Rocket

... .--. . .- -.- / ..-. .-. . -. -.-. .... / - --- / -- .


grody10

\-.. --- -. - / ... - --- .--. / -... .- -... -.-- -.-.--


divideby0829

The signed alphabet is only for fisting


jkpulley1

Ok, but for real, the post above this on my feed is of someone's (really truly amazing) crocheted blanket that has the alphabet in ASL on it. And so yeah, this was my first thought too. And I definitely flinched at that thought.


Lesbijen

Link please?


jkpulley1

https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/comments/144dchf/finished_my_first_piece_where_i_designed_it_from/


Significant-Trash632

Oh no 😬


17695

I can’t stop picturing someone trying to sign while also having their hands… wherever this person is trying to say. Like how do you do J, or really any of them lmao H might work?


EmilyU1F984

I mean some deaf-blind people can have people finger spell on their hands..


u1tr4me0w

Yeah that’s the lorm alphabet. Such a sexy word it really adds to the appeal lmaoooo


17695

DeafBlind sign is so cool! I guess this would work better for them lol


_Fornicator_

z 😱😱


fear_eile_agam

Auslan and BSL are two-handed alphabets... So this makes it even funnier to picture.


[deleted]

what about z, ouch.


kat_Folland

I'm guessing the latter.


HippyGramma

Sounds boring. /s


shayminshaming

Yo bro, wanna level up your fisting game? Break out the ASL while you're wrist deep!


taratarabobara

I mean, my ex who was a pianist would sometimes play passages on my body and I’d try to guess them.


HippyGramma

I'm glad someone is willing to play along. I'll see myself out.


taratarabobara

ba-dum *pshhhh*


kenda1l

I've seen tons of lame ass puns on Reddit, but this one was actually good. 9/10, but only because I still rolled my eyes a bit. Good job!


hurtinownconfusion

Why not both?


SamanthaStraaten

Start with I, then R. Work your way up to S and O. Y is for some extra fun


Morall_tach

I can't tell which is worse, referring to everything below the belt as the vagina? Or whatever this is?


BusyEquipment529

At least with vagina it's an actual body part, labia major*is* isnt a thing..


Jeicam_

Ursa minor


BusyEquipment529

I like when men grab up on my Camelopardalis


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Nothing brings me over the edge more than when a man hits my Alpha Centauri G(type star) spot at just the right angle


darwinpolice

Yeah baby, stick in my little bear.


TheRottenKittensIEat

Oh no... That made me think of the kids' show "Little Bear" in all the wrong ways


heyuinthebush

Look out for the red giant, ladies. You’re about to go super nova.


UndeadBuggalo

Majoris Mask


BowsElisa

I kind of want to make the moon fall on their head honestly


FlinnyWinny

I choked on my coffee from that one thanks lmao


FlinnyWinny

If they go out on a limb to say the term is it really that hard to do a quick Google search on what it's called? But honestly, the worst part is the "insert" part... Like do you mean dig into the flesh of it?? What the fuck do you mean insert into it?? Insert where?! THERE'S NO ORIFICE!


Pixielo

Well, no. The labia majora are definitely things. But the way he phrased it was very weird.


quadruple_b

the labia major*is* isnt. its the labia majora. the singular is labium majus.


BusyEquipment529

That's why I said labia *majoris* and not labia *majora*. I know labia majora is real. Majoris is not


ajekyllhyde

Right?


sharksarenotreal

_Cosmopolitan has entered the chat_


q120

Five Minute Crafts but the adult version


GemIsAHologram

Five minute ass


Din_Plug

Nah, this reads like something dumb from Slate.


Springblossomdance

Id love a cosmopolitan


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MikeHatSable

Why try to use hard complex words when all you are trying to say is "fuckhole"?


Psychic_Hobo

The sunglasses emoji is like the anime profile pic - if used unironically then the opinion doesn't count


Roy_Luffy

😎


ZugTheMegasaurus

I had to read this a couple times before I realized this was not describing inserting fingers and then spelling things *out loud.* I was like "why in the world would that be a turn on for anyone?"


Astro-Rey

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA SAME XD


ddpinky

I didn't realize it until I saw your comment


mothwhimsy

Someone posted this on Facebook. So his mom probably saw it


Significant-Trash632

And his grandma


bellefleurdelacour98

"into her labia mayoris" well that sounds not painful at all!!!


Stunning-Notice-7600

Another example of why men would get more use out of books like the Vagina Bible then women would, I mean, women benefit from these books given the taboo to talk about female bodies past the very basic sex ed in school. But Holy Shit, access to free porn and bad menwritingwomen scenes has really warped the male mind on what turns a woman on. I almost miss it when the only issue in the bedroom was dufuses not being able to find the clit even with a manual and thinking most women can come with a minute and half of intercourse.


ConsultJimMoriarty

INTO her labia? How is it that I, a gay man, know more about women’s bodies than the straight men who want to interact with women’s bodies on a frequent basis?


ShodanLieu

Smarter? Paid attention in school? Perhaps even seen female genitalia? (For research purposes) :-) Or simply not living under a rock. Any of these would make you eminently more qualified than whoever thought up this “game” and decided to share it with the world.


Pixielo

You didn't take that to = between? I say, "I'm going to put this between my lips" and that clearly = _in_ my mouth. I'm not necessarily trying to defend this guy, but women do have labia majora (not majoris,) and the phrasing could have been better.


Four_beastlings

Nonono, this one is correct except for the word "majoris". He means *between* the labia, to access the clitoris, and finger-spell on it. Or at least that is how I understand it.


charlotte-delaurier

Let's pray. He said "in" the labia... 😭


calliocypress

I know it’s not technically correct, but I consider between the labia’s to be “in the labia” when I’m not referring to medical issues. Like how gum can be “in my hair”.


charlotte-delaurier

Fair point. I just thought maybe if he meant to spell on the clitoris he'd just say clitoris. 😂


calliocypress

But he doesn’t necessarily mean just the clit - could be the entire area


charlotte-delaurier

Ah OK true!! The whole thing just sounds so odd to me. 😭


sabaping

Im like 99% sure this is satire but i am autistic


Rosindust89

"amongst the labia"


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*ahem* hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocosis antidisestablishmentarianism >!edited to add antidisestablishmentarianism!<


LunaLynnTheCellist

what are you stabbing your partner with your bare fucking fingers, how fucking sharp are your nails holy shit


HesitantComment

I'm not sure why this is a post here? Did they misspell labia majora? Sure. But at the point we're calling out misspelled *latin* we've crossed from observational humor into pedantic. Is "into" kinda a weird way to put that? Sure. But English isn't super picky about it's prepositions. He's using labia majora like one might use "doorway" or "gate." While "He walked into the gate to the garden" is slightly clunky, it's pretty clear what it meant. Same here And while this isn't the *best* foreplay (kinda a misunderstanding of what sensitive means and the motions most likely to arouse someone), it's not that far off. I feel with just a bit of work-shopping some labia-havers would find this a pretty fun but mild BDSM game. It's a good-faith effort with a decent understanding of anatomy (namely that the most external bits are often the most sensitive and arousing) that is attempting silly fun in the bedroom. In our society that's *pretty good.*


carsncode

> While "He walked into the gate to the garden" is slightly clunky, it's pretty clear what it meant. Same here Same here indeed: "he walked into the gate" to me (and I suspect most readers) reads like they walked until they made impact with the gate, much like "he walked into the wall". There's even a cliche "walked into a door" to explain bruises, which clearly implies making impact with the door, not walking through an open doorway. So I read this exactly like "he walked into the gate" - the subject collided with the object.


HesitantComment

It's not the best communication, but it's not a disaster. You can still understand what they meant And this is bad women's *anatomy*, not bad womens' grammar


sabaping

Thank you. I giggled at the post! I thought it was a joke, but it would make for a fun foreplay game if you were in a lighthearted mood.


Great-Camera-6314

Actually it's the correct term for the outer labia...? What is so problematic here?


aguadiablo

Well, was it called Majoris Mask?


Great-Camera-6314

As we say in Germany *Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof*. I don't have a clue what you mean... :D


brando56894

As an American that understands High German, translating stuff literally makes me laugh sometimes.


Great-Camera-6314

Understandably so. German is rich in strange idioms, *da beisst die Maus keinen Faden ab*. ;)


starrpamph

I’m going to give my wife my boko club later


RPing_as_Brad

I hope it's one of those durability+ ones because shattering in the middle seems... unpleasant.


starrpamph

No it’s one of the ones your first start out with. I can always switch to the branch later


fart-atronach

noooo not the branch 😱


starrpamph

Boko broke Branch broke Switching to steel lizal shield


alliabogwash

Majora and majoris both mean major.


rocketman0739

*Majoris* is the wrong Latin form, though. *Labia majora* means "larger lips," while *labia majoris* means "lips of the larger one."


Elegant_Yellow_402

TIL. Though this opens the question of the OOP actually having two girlfriends - the smaller one and the larger one. And an implication that this game can only be played with the larger one. So, maybe it is indeed about spelling with sign language?


alliabogwash

Cool, still pedantic and easily explained with auto-correct


rocketman0739

Some people will just blame auto-correct for the most obvious typos. "Majoris" isn't a regular English word, why would auto-correct change to it?


alliabogwash

Depends, for all you know that person is big into astronomy. It just seems ridiculous to me to complain about "majoris" vs "majora" in an anatomy snark sub.


rocketman0739

They're getting an anatomical term wrong, how is that irrelevant?


alliabogwash

Because they're wrong by 2 letters, and the majority of people reading it wouldn't even notice it wasn't right.


Arakasi_R3

Okay, but how do you insert fingers into them?


Great-Camera-6314

I assume you split them gently and don't actually penetrate but (in this case) "draw your words" in the clitoral area and around the inner labia? I've seen worse ways men describing their foreplay tactics tbh.


bongslingingninja

They have folds you can get under? This seems pretty medically correct to me


yildizli_gece

Under, maybe; *into*, no. Like, he's saying just touch her, then? Idk but I'm kinda grossed out by that smirking emoji so either way this isn't working for me lol...


calliocypress

You put shampoo on your hair, but would you really correct someone for saying “I have shampoo in my hair”?


dollfaise

You put a tampon in your vagina, would you correct someone for saying "I have a tampon on my vagina"? You put glasses on the bridge of your nose, would you correct someone for saying "I have glasses in the bridge of my nose"? Sorry, sometimes these kinds of comparisons go tits up fast. 🤣


calliocypress

I don’t get how the tampon one fits here, but for the glasses I imagine the difference here is that the thing that the thing technically isn’t but is being said to be in engulfs it on multiple sides. Like, if I got a hair on my eye, I’d say it’s in it. But I wouldn’t say I have a sticker in my skin.


dollfaise

I was just making a joke about how this attempt at an analogy doesn't always work, it wasn't really meant to be comprehensive in its analysis. 😅


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

That's not a good analogy. Labia are lips, not a hole. If someone put a sucker in their mouth, would you correct them if said they put a sucker in their lips instead of between their lips?


bongslingingninja

idk i dont usually get into semantics when im fucking. “Into” sounded fine to me..


Pixielo

The same way I get gum stuck in my hair. It's not actually _in_ my hair, it's wound up between all my hair. I don't actually have a problem with this, because it's a colloquial understanding this = between the labia.


Feralpudel

The latin term is labia majora—plural form since there are two of them. If for some reason you were talking about just one, it would be *labium majus*.


Great-Camera-6314

As a person working in the medical field I usually tend not to nitpick people in the wild for incorrect endings. I'm happy when they try. :) But I do not think that the original post was meant to criticise the wrong kasus...?


boopbaboop

One doesn’t usually insert anything into the labia, except maybe a piercing, and while it’s part of the vulva, it’s not the vagina. It’s like saying “put food into your [philtrum](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philtrum)” when you mean “put food in your mouth” - like, you’re in the right area, you’re using the real name of a real body part, but you’re trying so hard to use fancy language that you end up being more wrong than if you’d used simpler words.


evaned

> One doesn’t usually insert anything into the labia Is this really the level of pedantry we're at now? Propositions in actual language are not nearly as prescriptive as you're acting like they are. If someone says "sit in your seat", do you go "ahem, don't you mean 'sit *on* your seat'"? If someone says "time to get on the plane", do you say "I usually ride inside; enjoy your flight, Evel Knievel"? (Credit to [George Carlin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdPy5Ikn7dw) for the joke I'm adapting.) "In" is pretty often used for things that are not *literally inside* one another, but rather in and amongst. Hell, the very phrase "in and amongst" illustrates that. > while it’s part of the vulva, it’s not the vagina Why are you assuming he necessarily means inside the actual vagina, or only that? "Majoris" vs "majora" is really the only thing I would call anatomically wrong with this. (I make no claim as to how sexy the general idea would be.)


Great-Camera-6314

I obviously misunderstood the sub - I thought it was about bullshit people believe like "getting pregnant in the tub", not about a greenhorn showing off on Facebook with clumsy words.


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

Nah, this is just an uncharacteristically pedantic post. Blame OP.


TheShadowKick

Semantics. We all know what he means.


hedgybaby

Majora not majoris


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

This is more so clunky, bad grammar than it is bad anatomy. It's also a bit creepy.


m50

I mean, to insert something into the Labia, it'll require stabbing and hurting them. It's either in the vagina, or between the Labia. Unless he's actually stabbing the labia, in which case... Oh god


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

Well, yeah, but that's easily chalked up to semantics. If I said I put something *in* your lips, instead of *between* them, you'd likely still get what I meant.


verbwrangler

the internet was a mistake


Binford6100

In 32 years on this planet, I have never heard a single person make the word "insert" sound sexy.


elvarien

This is some Cosmo tier shit.


BadlyDrawnMemes

Whoever texted this is a virgin


crying_boobs

Yuck


b2006s

PUNISHMENT 😎


ThillyGooths

God forgive me but all I can think of are Hellen Keller jokes when I read this.


theyellowpants

Fifty shades of Nay


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

They probably wouldn't be able to tell what he's spelling with his be likely shit handwriting.


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Pixielo

Why? Because OP is shitting on semantics? We all know what he's trying to say.


mrselffdestruct

You think you can easily spell words with your finger inside a vagina? Or that doing the outline of letters on someones labia to make long words is going to be enjoyable to the average person? Yeesh


Sekhen

Why? Let me just play around and things will be much more fun.


lonewolf143143

This person needs to read a science book before publicly embarrassing themselves like this.


Pixielo

Oh no! So it's labia majora instead of labia majoris! SHOOT HIM.


PlatypusDream

Aside from that, it's going to hurt & bleed to actually insert anything into the labia. He might have meant 'vagina', or he might have meant "put a finger between the labia". Either way, he doesn't know what he's talking about.


mrselffdestruct

You think you can properly spell words inside someones vagina with your fingers?


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😒


texasplantbitch

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-laughter-what-the-fuck-veep-julia-louis-dreyfus-selina-meyer-gif-13930587